Chapter Twenty-Four: The Splatoon

The end of the big recess

Luo Tianyu returned to the classroom and found that the number of people in the classroom was even larger than in the previous class.

"I felt unfair, even though the number of students had increased, but my salary had not increased at all." Luo Tianyu said with a little melancholy.

Many students in the audience were amused by this sentence.

"I think everyone should know the rules of my class, so I won't say more." Luo Tianyu picked up the chalk: "Everyone be quiet, let's start class." ”

After saying that, he began to write the board book.

At the same time, in a corner at the back of the classroom, watching this quiet scene, a lean boy with a bit of a thief's eyebrows showed an expectant but sinister smile.

He opened a small pocket and placed the contents on the ground.

Then, the lean man shouted at the top of his throat.

"Oh my God! There are rats in the classroom! ”

All the students were stunned for a moment, not reacting to what was happening.

Until a black, big, red-eyed mouse jumped on a girl's desk......

"Ahh

The girl screamed and jumped.

The rest of the girls, and even some of the boys, were all frightened by this big black mouse, and their faces turned pale and screamed again and again.

There was a sense of chaos in the classroom.

At this time, the mouse also jumped high from the table into the air.

However, at this moment......

Sou!

A piece of chalk flew at high speed and smashed directly into the mouse's head.

Bang!

And the mouse also kicked his legs, his body stiffened, and he fell to the empty ground, and there was no more movement.

The class was stunned.

Just kidding, right? Just a piece of chalk? Just beat the rat to death?!

And the only person in the class who used chalk......

Everyone looked at Luo Tianyu with blank eyes.

"Just a mouse, isn't it?" Luo Tianyu stepped off the podium, picked up the tail of the mouse, and threw it into the trash.

"Wow! Teacher Luo, you are simply amazing! ”

Some students couldn't hold back and shouted nympholy.

And Su Xuanyue, who was sitting in the first row, lit up her starry eyes, just now she saw Luo Tianyu's action of throwing chalk at close range, and she saw it all.

Really handsome!

Facing the atmosphere that suddenly became a little fanatical, Luo Tianyu waved his hand helplessly: "Okay, everyone calm down, we have to continue the class." ”

"Good!"

Many students responded positively.

However, the lean boy who was huddled in the corner had a slightly bad face, and secretly gritted his teeth fiercely.

……

Without the interference of rats, the lecture went smoothly.

"From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, it can be divided into hot constipation, deficiency and cold constipation, hot constipation needs to clear heat and protect Jin, and deficiency and secretion should replenish qi and nourish blood......

Luo Tianyu spoke blandly, and quickly finished talking about the knowledge points here.

And, at this time, the lean man in the back row raised his hand and said loudly as if he had finally found an opportunity: "Teacher Luo, I didn't understand!" ”

"Okay, I'll do it again."

Luo Tianyu didn't care, just slowed down and spoke again.

But as soon as his words fell, the thin man spoke impatiently: "Teacher Luo, what you said is too obscure and complicated, I didn't understand it at all!" Can you make it simpler? ”

Luo Tianyu squinted his eyes lightly, and then smiled lightly: "Then this classmate, you come to my office after class, and I'll tell you again." ”

"Huh? It's supposed to be clear knowledge in class, so why do you take up time after class? The lean man muttered pretending to be unhappy.

His yin and yang tone made many students unhappy.

"Hey! Are you looking for trouble?! Su Xuanyue's beautiful eyes glared at the lean man.

"Yes, Mr. Luo is clear enough to understand! Aren't you messing around? Some other students also chimed in.

"I'm just trying to understand a point, what's wrong?" The lean man craned his neck in response.

At the same time, his heart blossomed.

Yes, yes, that's it, hurry up and scold him, and then he slap back again, so that the lesson is over!

"Well, there's really nothing wrong with that." Luo Tianyu still had a faint smile on his face: "Since that's the case, then I have a proposal." ”

"What I just said involves a lot of acupuncture points. Why don't I press it for you myself, you should be able to understand it more deeply. ”

The lean man didn't expect Luo Tianyu to come with such a hand.

But, huh!

When the time comes, I don't know if I don't know, what tricks can Luo Tianyu do with himself?

"Thank you so much, Mr. Luo!"

The lean man smiled fakely, stood up, and walked to the podium.

Luo Tianyu nodded and came to the side of the lean man.

"Guys, we're just going to brush it up. What is the anterior midline, 4 inches above the umbilicus? ”

"Zhongguan acupoint!"

Probably deliberately let the lean man listen, and the students answered very loudly in unison.

"Yes, and this is the middle navel point." Luo Tianyu put his hand on the lean man's upper abdomen and rubbed it a few times: "Do you feel anything?" ”

"Feelings? There is no ......! The lean man shook his head.

He has already decided, and today he will bite and feel nothing.

"And now?" Luo Tianyu said with a smile.

"Yet, still not!" The lean man's face changed a little.

Yards! What the hell is this? Why do your intestines seem to be moving so fast?

"Really?" Luo Tianyu was still smiling.

"Really, really......"

The lean man's face was a little white, sweat was oozing from his forehead, and he gritted his teeth tightly.

Syllable!

Without warning, Luo Tianyu reached out and patted him on the back: "Hey, don't hold on~ I won't be able to clamp it later!" ”

The lean man who was enduring it with all his might was frightened.

Then, "Poof! ──", a series of fart sounds sounded.

"What I just talked about is actually mainly about treating constipation. And the middle navel acupoint is very helpful for laxative. Luo Tianyu stood a little farther away and explained very gently.

The lean man was stunned at the moment, and at the same time he let out another fart.

However, this fart sound has a sound effect of soup and water.

The faces of the students in the audience were full of disgust.

"You see, I don't say it's true, but my body is still very honest." Luo Tianyu smiled and exposed the lie of the lean man before.

"Ahh The lean man finally realized at this time, screamed, covered his crotch with his hand and ran out of the door.

Because if he doesn't leave, he'll be on the podium!

After seeing this scene, the students also burst into cheers and coaxing.

Chalk kills mice in seconds, and skillfully fights unreasonable classmates.

What happened in this short class made their worship of Luo Tianyu even worse.

After class, these two things became the talk of the students.

……

And in the college, in a Western medical office.

"Are you a pig?!"

Zhang Dexing scolded angrily, and smashed a book on the lean man's body: "I'm asking you to make a stumbling block, not letting you compete for his popularity!" ”