Chapter 8 Listening to Lectures and Not Sleeping? Are you provoking me?
"Holy! Hit 120! ”
"Lao Zhou, wake up, don't scare me!"
didn't bother to put on clothes, jumped off the bed directly, walked to Zhou Xijing's side with a big stride, shook Zhou Xijing, and Zhou Xijing fell directly to the ground.
Hurriedly supported Zhou Xijing, and said anxiously: "Old Zhou, wake up!" ”
Zhou Xijing opened his hazy sleepy eyes, raised his hand, and said, "Help me up, I can still ...... liver."
The three of them looked stiff, and then breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately Zhou Xijing was fine.
"I thought you died suddenly, it scared me."
Cai Nianyi said with a smile: "I'll just say, you should at least play a girlfriend and die suddenly, otherwise I won't be able to help you take care of your girlfriend." ”
"you!" Zhou Xijing picked up the slippers on the side and threw them on Cai Nianyi's body.
"Lao Zhou is estimated to be the first time to stay up all night, I was like this at the beginning, I slept like a pig, my mother also thought I died suddenly, if it wasn't for my mother hitting me in the face with slippers, I wouldn't be able to wake up, and now I remember that my mother slapped me in the face ten times a second." Zhu Yongye remembered this memory, and now his face was still a little painful.
Zhou Xijing: "!! ”
Slippers slap in the face? Ten times a second? What a terrifying hand speed?
Lingtang is really ...... Awesome!
"What did you do, Old Zhou?"
"I've seen others watch Xiao H all night, but I haven't seen anyone play more than a dozen legends all night."
"Talent!"
The three of them were all impressed by Zhou Xijing's operation.
"It's okay, let's go to class quickly, if you don't go, you'll be late."
After a few people washed up, they went to the cafeteria for breakfast, and then went to class.
When eating, Zhou Xijing almost didn't plant one head directly into the porridge.
Ran to the supermarket across the street from the cafeteria, intending to buy a bottle of Red Bull for a pick-me-up.
"Now there are too many false advertisements, what did I buy for my child last month, Life No. 1, which can improve children's memory, mental strength, and also enhance physical fitness, saying that it can be effective quickly, and it can be effective in a week, but now I have not seen any effect, it is useless."
"You still believe those, I knew it was fake as soon as I saw it, and now the ads are like this, if you don't say it's nice, who will buy it."
"Lost it, how much did you buy it?"
"More than 700, I bought it for two months, it was useless, and now it's useless, and it's going to be thrown away as scrap."
Zhou Xijing's ears pricked up, walked over with two bottles of Red Bull, and asked, "Auntie, do you still have that life number one?" Can you sell me some? ”
The aunt said: "It's useless, it's all fake products, it's useless at all, what do you want that thing for?" ”
Zhou Xijing thought about it for a while, found a reason, and said: "I have been studying a little bit hard lately, and I need some nutrients." ”
The aunt took a closer look at Zhou Xijing, and saw Zhou Xijing's face full of haggardness and thick dark circles, and at first glance, he read late at night.
What a good boy who loves to learn, Auntie nodded twice affirmatively.
If his child had half of Zhou Xijing's efforts, he would definitely be in this school, and he would not be in the junior college south of the city university.
"But the Life No. 1 I bought is a shoddy product, useless." Auntie can't bear to lie to this child who loves to learn.
"You bought it for more than seven hundred, and I'll give you eight hundred, how about it?" Zhou Xijing said quite arrogantly.
Now there is nothing, just money.
"Good! I'll go get it. Auntie said excitedly, eight hundred, it's enough to return to the capital, and she makes a few dozen dollars.
Who would refuse to make money.
"I'm going to class right now, I'll come and get it after class later."
"Okay."
Zhou Xijing looked at the Red Bull in his hand, and he didn't know if it was useless, so he drank a bottle, only to feel that his mental state was instantly full.
It's like resurrection at full blood, just like in the Red Bull commercial.
Now Zhou Xijing felt that he could kill a tiger with one fist, staring at the empty Red Bull bottle in his hand.
"fake!"
Dried another bottle of Red Bull, shot a meteor, raced against time, and only had he been so active when he was cooking.
As soon as I arrived at the classroom, I just happened to be in class, but fortunately I was not late.
Find the place of the brother and sit down next to it.
"I thought you slept in the supermarket, and I was ready to take leave to save you." Cai Nianyi whispered.
"Your brother and I are in good spirits, and I can screw him to death if you come to a tiger." Zhou Xijing smiled evilly.
"Yo yo yo, it's arrogant."
This class is a Chinese class, the teacher is an old man, gold wire glasses, white shirt, white watch, brown trousers, brown leather shoes, typical last century youth suit.
Speaking of this old man, he is a legend of the school.
In the past, he was still a popular figure in the school, and later he taught in the school, and he was still very good, but then he got older, and he became more and more bad.
Lectures have also become lifeless.
Last semester, in two classes, I hypnotized myself while talking, and fell asleep upside down, so scared that the squad leader took out his mobile phone and dialed 120, and waited until he lay in the ambulance and sat in the hospital.
Woke up...... Seeing that the second class had not yet ended, I rode the shared bicycle unhurriedly and came back slowly to finish the second class.
The name is also outrageous, Wu doesn't sleep, and when his parents named him, they had foreseen eighty years later, and specially chose a name to remind him not to sleep.
Wu Busheng put the teacup on the table and spread out the book.
"Today, I will tell you about the wanderer, I found that many of today's children do not understand the love of their parents, and even have a resistance ......"
In less than ten minutes, more than half of the students had already poured out, without a trace of evasion, and a small half of the students were playing with their mobile phones.
Wu Busleep also has very little care for these students, basically in a state of free-range, and most of Wu Busleep's classes are in the morning.
is often used by classmates to make up for sleep, Wu doesn't sleep and won't care, he doesn't have that energy.
In the Chinese exam, as long as you bring a pen, take it a little seriously, and finish writing the test paper, you will not fail the course.
Today, there is an exception, and that is Zhou Xijing.
Although Zhou Xijing is a good student who loves to learn, since he started studying, he basically hasn't missed classes, and he can't help but doze off in the face of Wu Bu's Chinese class.
It is enough to see its lethality.
But now, Zhou Xijing is in a full state of mind, and the two words "spirit" in capital letters on his face are even a little too spiritual.
Wu Busheng stared at Zhou Xijing, who was sitting straight and listening carefully, and also showed a puzzled expression after a long time, thinking, this kid is actually listening to my class carefully?
It's the first time since I've been so careful that a student has listened so seriously.
Originally, this was a very happy thing, but why didn't Wu sleep, this was a provocation to his title of hypnotic god?
Listening to my classes and not sleeping? Are you provoking me?