Wu Busleep packed up his things and walked out of the classroom, along the way, the lonely back looked like I was old.

"Hahaha!"

As soon as Wu Busleep left, the classroom was filled with laughter.

Zhou Xijing and Cai Nianyi are both old and black-faced.

Sitting on the bench, he fidgeted and rubbed his eyebrows.

"Lao Zhou, you, a ghost!" Zhu Yongye patted Zhou Xijing's shoulder and couldn't stop laughing.

Zhou Xijing said angrily: "Do you think you are very humorous? ”

Now Zhou Xijing has the heart to die, and he is embarrassed, this poem was originally seen by Zhou Xijing in a paragraph, and he was deeply impressed, so he wrote it down.

Thinking about tricking Cai Nianyi, I didn't expect that eating melons would hit my head.

"Lao Zhou, Lao Tzu is not finished with you." Cai Nianyi's aggrieved little eyes, glistening with tears, stared at Zhou Xijing.

"Can you blame me? The teacher asked you to get up and answer the questions, I can't say let you go back to sleep. Zhou Xijing said that he did not carry this pot.

"Are you embarrassed? Is this poetry? I feel like I'm a tease right now, you know? ”

Cai Nianyi pointed to himself and said sadly.

Zhou Xijing looked at Cai Nianyi with a puzzled expression, and said, "Do you still need to question this kind of thing?" Please feel and seem to remove the four words, you are originally a comic. ”

"Hahaha!"

"you!" Cai Nianyi pushed Zhou Xijing and pushed Zhou Xijing out.

Zhou Xijing glanced at the time, there were still seven or eight minutes before class, and said, "I'm going to the commissary, do you need me to bring something for you?" ”

"Red Bull, I don't want to be pumped again in the next class."

Cai Nianyi remembered this memory, it was painful, unbearable, and unforgettable.

"Yo, our Marshal Tianpeng will be scared too?"

"What about your old man's assault and the brute bull's collision? Give your brother a few performances? ”

Zhu Yongye took the lead and mocked.

There was a lot of laughter in the classroom.

Chen Fuguo said: "I think our art festival performance this semester can come to Journey to the West, Lao Cai is suitable for playing Zhu Bajie, absolutely true colors, and the pig applauded overnight after watching it." ”

"your Lao Chen, eat me and hit the black tiger out of my heart!"

"Hahaha!"

......

"Three bottles of Red Bull."

Zhou Xijing took three bottles of Red Bull and put them on the counter and asked, "Auntie, did you bring that Life No. 1?" ”

"Bring it, give it, Auntie just found someone to take the shift, and went home to get it for you."

The aunt took out a red box from under the cabinet, it was Life One, and the cover was a child in a bachelor's gown, drinking a bottle of oral liquid, and then a circle on his head.

Printed next to it: Improve memory, body immunity, let children have more energy to learn, life number one, children's best partner, you deserve it.

"Auntie, I'll scan the V letter to you."

"Okay."

Swept eight hundred to the aunt, took the life number one and the Red Bull and left, find a chair and sit down.

When the packaging is removed, it is all oral liquid, or a new box, this kind of product, at first glance, it is naturally fake.

The medicine in it is estimated that it is at most an ordinary nutritional product, and it can only deceive parents who desperately want their children to become talented.

Lift the lid and drink it all.

Airplanes!

Suddenly, there was a ringing in my ears, my head was dizzy, and I almost didn't hit the ground with a flower in front of me.

Zhou Xijing thought that he had taken poison, and this state lasted for just a few seconds, then disappeared and returned to normal.

Shook his head.

"Strange, how can you see so blurry through your glasses?" Zhou Xijing pushed his glasses, why was it so blurry, he had only changed his glasses for a short time.

Is it possible to count the length?

No, even if it rises, it can't be so vague, this is a few hundred degrees up all of a sudden?

Take off your glasses.

"Is my myopia cured?" Zhou Xijing said in surprise, he didn't expect his myopia to get better.

Looking at Life One, I didn't know what to say for a while.

After finishing high school, I became more than 400 degrees of myopia, and it was all right in the blink of an eye.

"Damn, the glasses I just got were wasted! Forget it, there is no shortage of that money now. ”

"Look at the memory."

took out the instruction manual of Life No. 1 and glanced at it, just a glance, and Zhou Xijing wrote down most of the content on it.

There were still nine bottles of Life No. 1 left, and Zhou Xijing didn't have time to think about it, so he drank them all.

Suddenly, everything around me was bright, everything around me could be seen clearly, and vision was clearer than ever.

I read the manual again, but I just scanned it briefly, and Zhou Xijing wrote it all down.

Satisfied, he returned to the classroom with three bottles of Red Bull.

"Here, the Red Bull you wanted."

"Thank you, the money has been transferred to you on WeChat."

"Hmm."

This section is still a language class, in order to show full respect for Wu Busleep, Zhou Xijing took out his mobile phone and boredly scrolled through the web page to see if there were any false advertisements.

It's a pity that the gambling advertisements on the website are not listed by the system as being able to be converted into real ones, otherwise, it would be Zhou Xijing's paradise.

I took a look at it yesterday, and it's a pity that all of them are gift packages that register to win tens of millions.

At this time, a text message suddenly popped up.

[Platinum credit card online free unconditional, platinum credit card, top credit card in Sichuan, a symbol of status, as long as you handle it, you can enjoy a monthly consumption amount of 100,000 yuan, in all major places in Sichuan, and you can enjoy a series of activities such as massive consumption vouchers, consumption discounts, consumption cashback, etc., what are you waiting for? 】

[Come and become a platinum credit card user, just click the link below to get it for free]

Platinum credit card? This is indeed the top credit card in Chuancheng.

However, the amount of 100,000 yuan a month can be spent casually, and people who can't get this credit card feel that there are a lot, and those who are eligible to get this credit card can't use it at all.

It can only be said to be a status symbol, and it is used in Sichuan City to save face.

Whatever else, free delivery? Banks don't dare to play like that.

Pure false advertising.

Therefore, Zhou Xijing decisively clicked in to handle it.

Once inside, there are pages full of Macau casino advertisements and those sexy advertisements.

Click Sign up and start typing your information.

Cai Nianyi on the side glanced at Zhou Xijing's mobile phone, and when he saw this picture, Cai Nianyi frowned.

Isn't this in the classroom? Doesn't seem like that, right?

Sure enough, Lao Zhou grew up, and he still registered an account? Are you planning to open a VIP? Turn around and prostitute a hand.

Zhou Xijing's registration is completed and collected.

[Congratulations on becoming the 300 millionth user of the platinum credit card, and now you have won a lucky draw]

Zhou Xijing: "??? ”

300 million?

Big brother, your false advertising is a bit outrageous!

Sichuan City has a population of only a few million, and this Sichuan City platinum credit card is at most circulated in Shu Province, and outside, it can only prove that you are a Shu Province.

There are no 300 million people in the entire Shu Province, you are really a bit too much, and ordinary credit cards are just that, this is still a platinum credit card.

Sure enough, false advertising, a pen, and the rest are written casually.

Let's take a look at what this lottery says.