Chapter 33: Xuanmai! It's ridiculously long!

"What time is it?"

"I don't know, it looks like ten o'clock, right?"

"Holy! Ten o'clock? Then we're still sleeping! ”

Chen Fuguo woke up from his dream and started directly, it was ten o'clock, and he missed two classes in the morning?

I'm going to fail! Finished!

"Didn't we have no class this morning?"

"Seems so, then go back to sleep."

I yawned, lay down, and went back to sleep, I drank too much last night, and now I haven't recovered, and my head is still dizzy.

"Where's Lao Zhou?"

"I guess I went to the library, right?"

"Why don't we go and study too?"

"Sleep again, I'm sleepy."

Zhou Xijing has been up for a long time, since taking Life No. 1, Zhou Xijing's physique has greatly improved, and he is always energetic and not very sleepy.

There was no class this morning, and Zhou Xijing planned to practice Master Ma's Mixed Yuan Xingyi Taijiquan again.

Yesterday, I only watched it once in the live broadcast room, and I didn't practice it, and my mastery of Mixed Yuan Xingyi Taijiquan was not enough, after all, martial arts is a thing, and you need to practice more.

Tai Chi is mainly based on health preservation, focusing on lightness, slowness, slowness, self-cultivation, and great benefits to the body.

If you do Tai Chi once a day, your body will be much better.

At the same time, Zhou Xijing also wanted to see what this mixed element Xingyi Taijiquan looked like, and now there was only the lingering shadow of Master Ma in his mind, which was really a little weird.

Although he knows that he has been transformed into a real martial art, he only knows it if he has used it.

At this time, there were not many people on the playground, only a few people, and a few couples were walking in the morning.

I went to the supermarket on the side and bought a bottle of Red Bull.

"Classmate, do you want to try this West Bird special drink?" The aunt pointed to a cabinet next to her about the West Bird Special Drink.

Zhou Xijing frowned, Zhou Xijing naturally knew that the effect was similar to that of Red Bull, and for these functional drinks, Zhou Xijing's feeling has always been average.

I don't like to drink energy drinks very much, but sometimes I am sleepy, and when I stay up late to read a book, I will drink a bottle, and the effect is not very obvious.

So whether it's Red Bull or West Bird, it's pretty much the same.

However, now there is a system blessing, and the effect is against the sky, but it is enough to buy one bottle of this kind of thing.

"No, I feel the same." ”

I glanced at it and thought, why are there so many West Bird Special Drinks today? In the entire supermarket, only the West Bird Special Drink can be seen in the functional drinks, while the Red Bull only has a few bottles on the shelf.

Could it be that the market for functional drinks has been captured by West Bird Special Drink?

The aunt said: "Classmates, try it, now Xiniao Special Drink is holding activities, buy one get one free, the probability of winning is very high, basically buy a bottle and win a bottle." ”

This West Bird Special Drink naturally invested a lot of money, otherwise, it would be impossible to occupy this small market.

As for the odds of winning the lottery, it has also been raised so much, just to attract people to buy, but now they all like white prostitution, and the odds of winning the lottery have been raised, which undoubtedly attracts a large number of people to buy.

Of course, you may make a small profit, but the manufacturer is definitely not likely to lose.

As for what to buy a bottle of one bottle, it is naturally fooling.

Now in order to conquer the market, West Bird Special Drink has invested a lot of capital, and the store can also make a lot of profits from it, so it must be a big profit to promote West Bird Special Drink.

"Buy one bottle and get one?" Zhou Xijing thought to herself, didn't this hit my muzzle? The things of the white prostitute must be fragrant, so he asked: "This West Bird special drink, if I win the first bottle, and then open the lid, and hit it again, can I keep opening it?" ”

Zhou Xijing has also encountered this kind of thing, when he was in high school, in the last few days of the month, his brothers were poor, they had no money to charge their meal cards, and they were closed schools, and their mobile phones were handed in.

At that time, there was a kind of instant noodles in the school, which could be scratched with a card, and once you won the lottery, you could exchange the lottery ticket for one yuan for a new bucket of instant noodles.

Zhou Xijing only had seven yuan left on the card, but he was stunned that he used those seven yuan to support his brother for a few days, which can be described as a burst of luck.

I thought to myself, this West Bird Special Drink won the lottery, but it was directly given a bottle for free, if this was won all the time, wouldn't this pile be your own?

The aunt thought for a while and said, "As long as you win the lottery, you can get a bottle for free." ”

Zhou Xijing said: "Okay, bring me a bottle." ”

I took out five dollars of change and bought a bottle.

Zhou Xijing didn't walk out of the store, but directly twisted the lid on the spot, twisted it open, and took another bottle.

At this time, Zhou Xijing showed a hint of surprise, showed the lid to her aunt, and said, "It's so lucky, I won a bottle as soon as I came, can I take the second bottle directly now?" ”

"Of course, just take a bottle." Auntie said.

I thought, this classmate is very lucky, he won a bottle as soon as he came, and there was a person who didn't believe in evil before, and he didn't win three bottles after buying them.

However, it is generally good luck to be able to win one bottle, and as for two bottles, it is possible, no matter how much, there are not so many cases of West Bird Special Drink that can win the lottery.

Zhou Xijing went directly to get the second bottle, got his hand, first walked out, and after half a minute, ran back.

"I'm sorry, Auntie, I seem to have been hit again." Position the lid in front of the aunt.

Auntie was stunned for a moment, she really hit two bottles in a row, and no one had this luck, so she said, "Go get it." ”

Zhou Xijing was not polite, rubbed his hands, took a bottle, and opened it directly.

"Auntie, I'm so sorry, I seem to have been hit again." Zhou Xijing put the lid on the counter and pushed it in front of the aunt, who was stunned when she saw it.

I thought, did this classmate open the navigation and specifically find those West Bird Special Drinks that can win the lottery?

Dumbfounded, two bottles in a row.

Zhou Xijing said: "Can I take a bottle now?" ”

Auntie came back to her senses, looked at Zhou Xijing, accepted the lid, and said, "Yes." ”

I wondered in my heart, I didn't believe that Zhou Xijing could open the fourth bottle and win the lottery, no one could be so lucky.

Those merchants are smart, even if they give out benefits, under normal circumstances, there will only be a few bottles in a box that win the lottery, and two or three bottles are already the limit.

"Classmate, you're so lucky." Auntie looked at Zhou Xijing enviously, envious, this luck, there is really no one.

Auntie is naturally very aware of the odds of winning the West Bird Special Drink, and has recorded that under normal circumstances, there are two to three bottles in a box that will win, and there are no more than four bottles.

There were just three bottles in a box, and all of them were obtained by Zhou Xijing, and they should have been lined up together.

Holding this bottle, Zhou Xijing twisted the lid open, looking at another bottle, Zhou Xijing suddenly realized, why am I opening so many West Bird special drinks?

These lids are all to be recycled, even if Zhou Xijing takes away all the West Bird Special Drinks, it doesn't make any sense, but there are so many West Bird Special Drinks, Zhou Xijing can't say that he will take them back to the bedroom.

Too much.

As for sold?

Zhou Xijing believes that no one will buy even a dollar.

"Oh, it looks like good luck has come to an end." ”

The aunt exhaled, which was normal, and said, "Your luck is already very good, and it is already very good for ordinary people to be able to hit a bottle." ”

"Then I don't think I'm an ordinary person." Zhou Xijing smiled slightly.

Closing the cap of the bottle, he saw Xuanmai on the side, Zhou Xijing took a box and saw the advertisement on Xuanmai.

[Xuanmai, it's ridiculously long, you can't stop at all! ] 】

Zhou Xijing: "......"

Xuanmai? Outrageously long? Can't stop?

It stands to reason that this Xuanmai should be a false advertisement, and this false advertising should also be reversible.

I want to experience what kind of experience this dazzling and outrageous time is.

Hyunmai asked, taking a box.

"Auntie, how much is this Xuanmai?"

"Eight."

"Eight? So expensive? Zhou Xijing thought to herself, why is this Xuanmai so expensive? Isn't it chewing gum? Why is it twice as expensive as regular chewing gum?

The aunt explained: "It's all brand goods, and if you don't sell them so expensive, you won't be able to earn back the advertising fees." ”

"Yes." Zhou Xijing paid eight yuan, tore open the package, and ate two yuan.

This tastes very good, although Zhou Xijing hasn't eaten much chewing gum, but this thing is still very good when chewed.

The more I chewed, the more energetic I became, and gradually I couldn't stop.

Wait a minute!

Zhou Xijing suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem and couldn't stop!

I want to stop myself, but alas, this dazzling ...... It's outrageous, it's not like Zhou Xijing wants to stop when he wants to.

Zhou Xijing: "┭┮_┭┮"

Chewing and chewing, this thing, suddenly there is a little bit of nausea, and the more you chew, the more wrong it becomes.

I've chewed it I don't know how many times, but I just can't control it.

Suddenly, the sides of my cheeks began to cramp and there was a pain.

Finished.

Can't stop, what can I do.

I was in a happy mood, but now I chew and chew, and tears fall.

A chew is as deep as the sea, and two lines of tears can't be hung up!

Mom, I'm never going to eat Xuanmai again.

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You can only let this Xuanmai stay in your mouth first and chew it repeatedly.

Let's go to the playground and do Tai Chi twice.