"So little brother, you should buy four boxes, in this life, after doing what you should do, you will have fun in time, life is the meaning of our life." The old man said.

Then he looked at Zhou Xijing again, raised his obscene eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Little brother, I see that your small body is just when you need it, come to a few boxes, definitely not a loss, this money, life does not bring death, you just need to buy these things to enrich yourself." ”

Zhou Xijing shook his head with a smile, took out thirty yuan, put it on the stall, took four boxes, and put them in his pocket.

"Thank you for the story, but I thought, perhaps, I should do what I had to do first." ”

I would like to seriously state here that I bought this thing not because I wanted to use it myself, but simply because I felt that the old man's story was well told.

In view of the fact that the old man told the story so carefully, he gave the old man a little saliva money and bought three boxes, and there was absolutely no other idea.

The old man smiled and put away the three yuan, and made up three yuan, and earned blood.

The mood was immediately better, and he said: "Little guy, I will give you another word, if it backfires, then enjoy it." ”

Zhou Xijing just glanced at him and left.

After walking on the bridge for a while, I suddenly saw a fortune teller.

Zhou Xijing took a look, and saw that the fortune teller was a young man, wearing a black T-shirt, with a single hair, medium size, and a little fat.

The two glanced at each other, Zhou Xijing looked away, thinking that he was about to leave, but the young man pinched his fingers and said, "Young man, I have a fate with you, why don't you sit down and let me count a hexagram for you." ”

Zhou Xijing: "......"

He seemed a little silent, and even twitched the corners of his mouth as he looked at the young fortune teller.

This classic and old-fashioned remark made Zhou Xijing not know what to say.

I wanted to hear what the young man had to say.

Squat down.

This stall is very simple, a piece of red cloth, on which are painted some imprints that I don't know what they are, in the middle, is a Zhou Yi Bagua diagram.

In the middle of the gossip map, there is a quaint bell, which looks like it has been around for some years, but it makes Zhou Xijing's eyes shine.

"What's the fate?" Zhou Xijing asked.

The fortune teller drew a circle with both hands and said: "I see that there is an extraordinary aura between your eyebrows, and I don't show it to ordinary people, but at first glance, you are not an ordinary person, so stop you and count it for you, which can prevent you from taking many detours." ”

Zhou Xijing frowned, are all fortune tellers like this? Can't you just change it to a fresh rhetoric?

Asked, "How old are you?" ”

This fortune-telling young man looks about the same age as himself, so Zhou Xijing can't be convinced, so he has to come to an old-looking one.

"As the saying goes, there is a precedence in hearing the Tao, and there is a specialization in the art industry, don't care about these details, age is not a problem, accurate calculation is the most important thing." Said the young fortune teller.

Zhou Xijing smiled and said, "First of all, this is not as the saying goes, this is Han Yu's teacher, and secondly, do you think I am a person who believes in fortune telling?" ”

As soon as the fortune teller heard Zhou Xijing's questioning, he became energetic, took out a certificate, and said, "See, I have a certificate, legal, and officially certified." ”

Zhou Xijing looked at this card and was stunned on the spot, now the fortune tellers have documents?

Times have changed.

Seeing that Zhou Xijing still didn't believe it, he said: "In this way, I will calculate a hexagram for you, and you are not allowed to ask for money." ”

Pinching his chin and thinking about it carefully, Zhou Xijing still stretched out his hand, not believing in this fortune teller.

But Zhou Xijing wants to verify whether false advertising has an effect on fortune-telling, according to theory, fortune-telling should also be regarded as a kind of false advertising.

But usually fortune tellers are very outrageous when they say it, and they don't know that the characters do not meet the rules of the system.

Zhou Xijing said: "Then you calculate it for me, I want to see what you can calculate for me." ”

The fortune teller young man held the back of Zhou Xijing's hand with one hand, and touched Zhou Xijing's palm a few times with the other hand, he closed his eyes tightly, thinking.

After thinking for a while, he showed an unbelievable expression and said, "You're in college now, twenty years old, right?" ”

"Yes."

"Classmate, your life is amazing, in ancient times, it was definitely to be an emperor, but it's a pity that it's the current society." The fortune-telling young man said with a pity on his face.

Zhou Xijing: "......"

Edit, continue to edit, and become the emperor's life?

A few years ago, I went to travel, and on the overpass, I met a fortune teller, and I was watching the excitement next to me at that time.

A man went up to tell his fortune, it was terrible, this was the life of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and then he received a hundred yuan, and the second one was a woman who went up, but it was terrible, this was Wu Zetian's life, and he received a hundred yuan.

Fortune-telling is such a routine, and it is the fate of historical figures at every turn.

My ears are calloused.

Zhou Xijing asked curiously: "Then you can tell me, which emperor's destiny I am?" ”

The fortune teller thought for a while and continued: "You, the emperor's life, are different from others, you are the lifeline that opened the foundation of the world, and in ancient times, you were definitely the founding king of a dynasty. ”

"Oh! In that case, I have to at least give you a national teacher, otherwise I'm sorry for you saying so much. Zhou Xijing said with a smile.

The fortune teller waved his hand and said with a refusal face: "No, the times are different now, but if you can have this fate, you are destined to not be ordinary in the future, everything still depends on you." ”

Zhou Xijing shook his head with a smile, it's true, the fortune-telling routines are all from a family.

After saying this, the fortune-telling young man stretched out his hand and said, "One hundred." ”

Zhou Xijing's smiling face instantly pulled his crotch down, faster than changing his face.

"That's a hundred? I don't know if that's true yet. ”

The fortune teller young man withdrew his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Hey, don't believe me, my fortune telling has always been accurate, and I haven't been allowed once." ”

"In this way, after I have made great achievements in the future, I will come back to you and make up for this hundred yuan, how about it?" Zhou Xijing said.

"Boy, you're playing with me, aren't you?" The fortune-telling young man was not angry.

"See? Guru? ”

The fortune teller twisted his wrist and said, "You don't believe it, right, in this way, I'll make a bet with you, just this random person on the side of the road, I can figure it out by any one of them, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Oh? Then I'd like to see what you're capable of. Zhou Xijingrao is interesting, naturally it is impossible to believe in fortune telling, just to see what tricks he plays.

The fortune teller said, "If I calculate correctly, a hundred yuan will not be missing." ”

Zhou Xijing waved his hand and said, "If you convince me, I'll give you a super double, four hundred, how about it?" ”

The fortune teller slapped on his thigh and said, "This is what you said, let's see." ”