Chapter Twenty-Three: Decide to play dead with all your strength
As soon as the two sons heard that their mother's stomach hurt, they stood up at the same time, Wen Fei took the lead and said with concern: "My mother ate the same as us in the morning, why does she still have a stomachache?" ”
Ma Chunhua bent down and said perfunctorily while walking: "Who knows, it shouldn't be in the thatched house in the morning?" It's okay, I'll go and go back. ”
Wende's face was solemn, and he hurriedly added: "Mother, don't go far, call us if you have something?" ”
Ma Chunhua had already run far away, deliberately turned in under a big tree, and shouted: "It's okay, don't worry about it here." ”
The two of them could vaguely see the figure of their mother, and this place was not in the range of the deep mountains, so the danger was not great, and the two began to pick frantically again, hoping to carry more back.
Ma Chunhua took out the gray egg in his arms in a drumming manner, "I'm really tired, you guy is actually enjoying leisure, should you come out and hear?" ”
Ma Chunhua muttered in her mouth, Xiaohua had long wanted to break the shell, but she didn't have the ability to come out, so she could only reply aggrievedly: "Who is hiding and idle, I can't get out by myself, okay, if it comes out, the deity still uses a mortal to point fingers?" ”
Ma Chunhua's eyes rolled, this seemed to remind her, it seemed to mean that she couldn't afford to look down on herself?
This is not good, if there is no rule in the family, it will not be a circle, if it does not obey discipline in the future, does it not want to ride on its own head as a prestige?
"Huh? Why don't you do it, the deity has been aggrieved for a long time, and I really want to see the outside world? ”
Ma Chunhua's eyes rolled and she thought about it, "It's okay to come out, my granddaughter is your master, I am your master's grandmother, and the one in disguise is your master, from now on you will have two masters, call first?" ”
"Impossible! The owner of the deity is only a little princess, how old are you? ”
Ma Chunhua smiled slightly, stretched out her hand to look at the god pet egg and said with a smile: "If you don't have my help, it is impossible to stay by Jinbao's side, besides, the only person who can protect Jinbao at home is the old lady I, how old do you think I am?" ”
The unicorn was silent for a while, thinking about deceiving her for a while, and then settling accounts with her after he came out, and said: "You are the boss, if you let me out, I will sincerely confess the Lord?" ”
Ma Chunhua didn't want to waste time, she knew that this guy was short-tempered and stubborn, and it must be an expedient measure to accept it if he didn't say it right, and she wasn't afraid, when it came out, see how powerful it could be?
Ma Chunhua picked up a stone from the ground next to her and smashed it hard, imagining in her heart whether it would be too heavy and whether it would hurt it, and she was looking forward to what this hideous thing would look like?
But when I looked down, there was the shadow of the little guy, and the gray god pet egg was still lying there intact.
Ma Chunhua's eyes widened wide in shock, revealing a look that she couldn't comprehend.
"Huh...... What's going on? Ma Chunhua let out a surprised voice.
"Huh? Can you do it, don't bother to make me happy for nothing? The irascible monster yelled at Ma Chunhua a little impatiently.
Ma Chunhua was in an irritable mood, and when she heard that she was still complaining about herself, she reached out and grabbed the god pet egg and shook it twice vigorously, and shook it a few times?
Until he begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, my head is shaking, can't I be wrong?" ”
Ma Chunhua saw that he was soft, so she said: "Fight with the old lady, this is what will happen to you?" ”
The irritable and fierce thought in his heart: "Wait, wait for Lao Tzu to come out of the shell in a while, do you feel good?" ”
The two of them had their own thoughts, and they were thinking about countermeasures, and suddenly remembered the good fortune of their baby granddaughter, and put their hands together: "Milk's baby granddaughter, bless grandma with success in one fell swoop, this guy comes out, and grandma is relieved to protect Jinbao with him." ”
After chanting in his mouth, he lifted the big stone on the ground again, closed his eyes and recited it silently again before smashing it down with confidence.
This time, the reaction was a bit violent, only to hear the sound of "bang", the eggshell really shattered, and a small leopard cub came out of it.
I saw that its two eyes were golden and shiny, a pair of furry ears kept moving, its nose was like two darts together, its teeth were sharp, and the only difference was that there was a horn on the door of the brain.
At first sight, Ma Chunhua smiled from ear to ear, and was not frightened by its fierce face, yes, it looked like a round big cat!
This tsundere unicorn still wants to take revenge on this fat, fat and smoky old lady after birth, but when he looks down at his appearance, except for being able to bare his teeth and show his little claws to scare and scare people, the rest is really useless.
I closed my eyes helplessly, and obediently waited to listen to the old lady's ridicule, because I didn't have the capital to resist.
As soon as the old lady saw its cowardly appearance, she had no desire to fight with it, not to mention that she had been out for a long time, which would have made her sons worry, so it was better not to waste time on this.
Stretched out his hand and knocked on the head of the little leopard, and warned: "Give me a little peace, otherwise one day I will be unhappy, and the old lady will give you a dehaired chop and chop the stew soup to drink?" ”
The little leopard trembled when he heard this, his limbs were weak with fright, and his little body kept leaning on Ma Chunhua, "Master, I'm cold, let's go home!" ”
The corners of Ma Chunhua's mouth rose, did the little leopard who was defeated by reality admit defeat?
Is this still the grumpy unicorn, it's clearly a little cub seeking protection who is spoiled.
Stretched out his hand, held it in his arms, and said in a calm tone: "That's how to be good, remember that when you are full-fledged, the old lady will also be strong, so you have to learn to judge the situation well." ”
The little leopard didn't refute, after all, it was just born, its body was still relatively weak, and it had no mana, so it decided to play dead with all its energy.
Seeing this, Ma Chunhua didn't break it, and pretended to be surprised in the direction of the two sons with the little leopard in her arms and shouted: "Wende, Wen Fei quickly see that the cubs born by wild cats here are so pitiful, let's take them home and raise them, shall we?" ”
The little leopard who pretended to be dead suddenly raised his head, looked at Ma Chunhua angrily, and wanted to refute, but she reached out and patted her on the crook of her arm, "Continue to pretend to be dead for the old lady!" ”
The little leopard opened his mouth and muttered: "It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs, the deity is an unbeatable divine beast, and it is actually called a wild cat, Tianlingling!" Earth Spirit! Hurry up and bring you old witch to the underworld! ”
Ma Chunhua whispered as she walked: "Close your crow's mouth, even if you go to the underworld, the old lady will not forget to take you with you?" ”
The little leopard completely shut up, it just came to this world, and it hasn't seen what the little master looks like, it can't lose the big because of the small.
"Mother, the cubs in the mountains all have mothers, will the wild cat father and mother come to find the child if we take it away?" The honest Wende would actually think of such a question.
Ma Chunhua was not in a hurry, she had already thought of a countermeasure: "It's really pitiful, my mother just buried the female cat, and it is estimated that the people who died during dystocia stink." ”
As soon as these words came out, the little leopard's eyes slowly opened again, wanting to fight back with sharp eyes, but at the same time, its perspective came out with something more.