Fail???

Mango barrage: It's still our crow level high! Hit the nail on the head!

Douyin comment: This cerebral palsy has the face to say that others are failing?

Two platforms and two audiences, this season's "Shiny Boy" is the first collaboration between Mango and Douyin, and it doesn't look very harmonious.

There are many fans and trolls of Mango Video, and they naturally have a good impression of the last champion of "Shiny Boys".

But there are a lot of sand sculptures and bars in Douyin, no matter who you are, if you can't get used to it, you will be sprayed!

The audience in the music hall was also dumbfounded, although they were invited by the program team, it does not mean that they agree with the remarks of the star promoter.

We felt good after listening to it, and applauded, you said the song failed?

There was a lot of uproar.

"Huh......"

"Cut~~"

The jackdaw is worthy of being the champion of the last year, with a strong psychological quality, and his face is not red or panting:

"Did you hear that? The audience is not happy with your performance either. ”

The audience was angry and had internal injuries.

The host is constipated again, Mr. Jackdaw, they seem to be booing you!

In fact, the last champion Jackdaw was not welcomed by the audience, and it was precisely because of the failure of the last season of "Shining Boy" that the rules of this season were changed.

But the jackdaw himself didn't force the count.

Xue Cheng, who also served as the star promoter, showed a frightened expression, staring directly at the jackdaw, Lao Tzu looks at how you are foolish.

Wang Xinzhu smiled sweetly, as if he had no quarrel with the world.

Miss JK doesn't know how to be original!

Only know how to fight.

Lin Xiaoxiao made up for it first: "The melody of this song is okay, but the style and rhythm are too rustic in ancient times, just a country pop song." This has something to do with Ma Xiaoshu's own aesthetics......"

Ma Xiaoshu was very happy: "Yes, yes! Thank you Mr. Lin for your approval, I want to write the kind of song that can be played on the stereo of a rural motorcycle! ”

Lin Xiaoxiao was interrupted to cast a spell, I can't go on, did I give you approval?

He must be ironic, right?

Definitely!

Jackdaw replied, "Yes! I agree with Mr. Lin's point of view, this "Outside the Window", whether it is lyrics, composition or arrangement, its level and style are far behind the times. It's 2022! Still writing songs with 4536251 chords, which is the sadness of the whole music world. ”

Xue Cheng looked at the jackdaw with cold eyes, his song "Serious Xue" is a 4536251 chord, and he basically uses this chord when he writes songs.

Ma Xiaoshu was overjoyed: "The sorrow of the whole music world? So, I'm into the music scene? ”

His focus is different.

Entering the music scene means that you can sell songs freely.

The audience is silent, take a snack.

Lao Xue shook his head, you are really optimistic, this is insulting you.

Wang Xinzhu held back a smile, this guy seems to be very good at 4536251 chords, "When You" is also this chord, and so is "Ugly Eight Monsters" last time.

Jackdaw didn't expect it, and was even more angry: "Be serious! We're judging you! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Batch! You continue to criticize, just let me enter the music scene, hehe...... I'm in the music scene. ”

Douyin commented: Hahaha, God I'm in the music scene.

Mango barrage: I'm afraid this isn't a fool, right?

Jackdaw: "Your song is badly written, what is there to be afraid of?" If I were you, the song would do a few key changes after the main song, with some emotional transpositions and high-pitched chants...... No, I don't use this kind of rotten chords at all, I never use routine chords when I write songs......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah, yes, yes, yes. ”

Chord?

What is a chord?

His eyes began to wander again, and a new pattern opened!!

The dream fog in his mind was once again torn apart, and a large amount of professional knowledge about chords poured into Ma Xiaoshu's dull brain.

A chord refers to a group of sounds with a certain interval relationship, that is, three or more tones are combined vertically according to the superposition relationship of third or non-third, which is called chord. There are usually three, seventh, ninth, eleven, thirteenth......

Ma Xiaoshu's head was even more stuck.

The knowledge that leaked out of the fog began to slowly integrate into Ma Xiaoshu's consciousness, and it was natural to understand without learning and digesting.

It turns out that my song is a 4536251 chord, an old routine chord.

Songs with the same chords include "Back to Back Hug", "Cultivating Love", "Actor", "Qingming Rain", "If This Isn't Love", "Nanshan Nan", "Old Boy", "Blue and White Porcelain", "Dandelion's Promise", "In My Song", "The Wind Rises", "Answer", "When", "Thousands of Miles Away", "Chrysanthemum Terrace", "Coral Sea", "Little Dimples", "When You", "Ugly Eight Monsters", ......

it!

That's too much, right?

Ma Xiaoshu feels like he got rich overnight, "When You" and "Ugly Eight Monsters" are also this chord?

So many songs are broken chords?

The only regret is that Ma Xiaoshu only knows the titles of these songs and one or two climaxes, and if you want to unlock them completely, you still need a chance.

Jackdaw noticed that Ma Xiaoshu was distracted, and scolded angrily: "What is your attitude? Your composition is not good at all, old-fashioned, vulgar, naïve, and can't be put on the stage at all, as the last champion, I will never allow a rat like you to enter the national competition. Writing a song from beginning to end can only 4536251 chords, and you deserve to say that you are a musician? I don't even know how to write a stave, and I deserve to say that I am a musician? ”

Ma Xiaoshu was still in a daze and didn't hear it at all.

On the contrary, Xue Cheng couldn't help it: "Wait a minute! I only 4536251 chords when I write songs, and I don't know staves. ”

Jackdaw was stunned, how could I forget this ......

No, there are a lot of singers in the music world who can only 4536251 chords, and there are also many singers who don't know staves.

Meet with! It's time to fire the map!

His heart was empty.

Ma Xiaoshu reacted after realizing it, and smiled: "Huh? Stave? I won't, but I'll be simple and six-line staff, six to five! Listen, I can also play 4536251 chords on guitar staves. ”

Wow Oo......oo

Ma Xiaoshu played seriously, and his fingering was not very skillful.

Six-line notation is a common notation method designed for guitar in the world, and Ma Xiaoshu came into contact with Gou Fugui when he was learning guitar.

Jackdaw was dumbfounded, is this guy taunting me?

Why are you playing this for no reason?

Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you, Mr. Jackdaw, I just discussed the 4536251 chord with him, and I realized some of the mysteries of this chord, and found it quite convenient to use this chord to write songs." For example......"

He played the chords and sang randomly, just as an advertisement, hey, we are also people who have entered the music scene!

Wow Oo......oo

We hugged back-to-back, abusing silence in a roar

Wow Oo......oo

And if this doesn't count as love? I have nothing to be sad about

Wow Oo......oo

Youth is like a rushing river, and it is too late to say goodbye if you don't come back

Wow Oo......oo

I'll send you away thousands of miles away, and you're silent

Xue Cheng's glasses fell off, I'm Nima, people will come out with a three, you Wang Bang???

The jackdaw's whole body was numb.

I felt that my whole body was beating in black and white, and I felt that I was half-body......

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ps: A lot of people are asking about the update time, and regular readers know it. The fixed update time of mushrooms is 16:16 in the afternoon and 22:22 in the evening, and if the third watch is 10:10 in the morning, there is one more chapter. After 23:23, there is no time limit, thank you!