Chapter 30: Routine at Bootcamp
"He's got a bit of a problem with his brain."
Long Cuihua has already obtained the detailed information of Ma Xiaoshu, and the data shows that this guy's brain circuit is seriously abnormal, and the logic is even more bizarre, sometimes stupid, sometimes even more stupid.
He Jiyong blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Probably geniuses are like this." Anyway, I also hosted the "Shining Boys" national competition, so I had the opportunity to meet him. ”
Long Cuihua: "Even you think he can advance?" ”
He Jiyong's smile froze: "Is this unknown...... Should you? Not necessarily, right? ”
Long Cuihua shook her head: "I thought about it, but I gave up." ”
He Jiyong breathed a sigh of relief, the child is willful, and it is too much to cut off people's future, and he still kills a thousand enemies and loses eight hundred.
As an old variety artist, he sees people very accurately, and with Ma Xiaoshu's sense of variety show and musical talent, he can make this season of "Shining Boys" more brilliant, at least in terms of entertainment, far exceeding the previous sessions.
Long Cuihua took a sip of wine and said suspiciously: "Three brokerage companies found me and wanted to invite Ma Xiaoshu to a variety show." He only participated in the first round of the competition, and his singing skills are average, as for it? ”
He Jiyong didn't even think about it: "It's too much! I want to ...... Now is the era of national entertainment, do you know how difficult it is to find an artist who is born with a sense of variety and can do a good job? And the most rare thing is that there is a sense of variety show and talent and works at the same time! Haven't you figured out why even the most slashing grain rice farms chose him for implantation? ”
Long Cuihua: "But that guy looks wrong!" ”
He Jiyong shrugged: "How many people in the circle are not sick?" Do you see that he has ever lost a good impression from selling snacks in auditions, scolding jackdaws at meetings, and then to playing and singing 4536251 in the first round? He even scolded the jackdaw and Lin Xiaoxiao, all of them smiled and catered to him, and no one could find fault with him. ”
"This ......"
Long Cuihua fell into deep thought.
Although she is known as the originator of the draft industry, she can only do talent shows and is not sensitive to entertaining variety shows, she is a boring woman.
Am I outdated?
Could it be that even the grain and rice fields have a better vision than me?
……
"Non-fried, healthy noodles! Chop pepper fish head noodles in the five grain rice field! What about fish? ”
"Inherit the culture of five grains and serve a healthy life. Five grain rice field sour bamboo shoots fat beef noodles! What about cows? ”
"Suck and slip...... He is worthy of being the father of the gold owner! It's really unpalatable! ”
Ma Xiaoshu put down the bucket and said with emotion.
He is trying instant noodles from Wugu Rice Farm in preparation for the next commercial recording.
In the past, I was reluctant to buy it, and it was expensive.
Shrimp, cakes, noodles, and noodles have long been sold out, and there are not many done, and there are five or six hundred people in the entire western competition area, including staff, and the market space is still very large.
Who doesn't give Brother Shu a face?
There are many flavors of noodles in the five grain rice farms, and the taste is average, but it is unpalatable.
But look at 20,000...... No, for the sake of non-fried healthy noodles, it's a boast!
Next to him, the other nineteen students of Group D were all dancing.
Looking at the dozen boxes of instant noodles in front of Ma Xiaoshu, the students were surging with their Adam's apples one by one, and they were hungry for their father.
It's not noodles that are hungry, it's advertising placement revenue, and why he doesn't dance.
Why doesn't he have to dance?
It was the dance teacher who said that although some people are able-bodied, they are born with disabilities, and they learn in vain.
Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu is a cripple of the dance forest.
"These, these, and these, please pack up and send the courier, I'll send you the address."
"Where?"
"In my hometown, give my sister a taste of healthy noodles, think about it, in the poorest mountainous area of our mountain city, you can see five grain rice fields, how valuable is this advertisement? Right? ”
"That's the truth, but packing more than 300 boxes is a bit excessive."
"Don't the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled in the village need to be healthy? When the time comes, I'll ask my sister to record a video for you! Every household eats five grains and rice fields, this card, you see! Look! ”
"Shhh...... Good idea! ”
The advertising director sent by Wugu Rice Farm was instantly led astray by Ma Xiaoshu.
Serious people...... Who does it themselves?
Anyway, the old men and old ladies who lack front teeth in the countryside don't want money, give them instant noodles, and he will be happy to shoot him for a day.
After that, Ma Xiaoshu falsely danced for a while, ate a bite of instant noodles, and drank half a bowl of soup.
"Hah...... Non-fried, healthy noodles! Chop the fish head noodles with pepper in the five grain rice field, and come to a bucket after dancing, full of vitality! ”
The advertisement for the first five-grain rice farm was filmed.
This money is too easy to make, right?
Of course, it's easy to earn, the dancing shots are all a few dancing students as stand-ins, they can't share the money, the program team directly arranges it, who can refuse?
In the next few days, Ma Xiaoshu had a very leisurely life.
You don't need to train or write songs, you sell cold shrimp and cold noodles every day, and you can shoot advertisements for grain and rice farms, and you can be leisurely.
I was really bored, so I went to the maintenance team to play with electric welding and dismantle the equipment.
The daily life of the training camp is boring and boring for other students, but Ma Xiaoshu is different, as a mechanical freak, he has found real happiness here, because ...... There is a huge amount of equipment here.
At present, Ma Xiaoshu has begun to study high-end gadgets such as in-ear monitors, mixers, sound cards, mixers, and condenser microphones.
He spends more time in the pit team every day than he spends training in the D team.
Even organized all the members of the maintenance team to shoot a piece of instant noodles in the five grain rice field, after eating the instant noodles, the sparks brought lightning, and all the equipment was repaired instantly, which was better than Popeye's spinach.
Just after filming, Zhu Biao and Niu Ziming came, and they took Ma Xiaoshu away.
The advertising director of Wugu Rice Farm could only silently return to the studio assigned to him by the program team, looking at the various strange advertisements shot in the past few days, he only felt ...... It's too chicken!
If Ma Xiaoshu wasn't ugly, he would be handsome.
Big brain!
He can always come up with all kinds of snake spirit advertisements, for example, knitting sweaters with instant noodles, combining different flavors of instant noodles into instant noodles Superman, Mona Lisa's instant noodles, instant noodles with five whips......
In short, all kinds of inappropriate people.
With apprehension and shame, the director sent the rough cut version of the advertising video back to the company...... I got crazy praise from the boss and a salary increase.
This kind of advertisement is indeed worth two million per issue!
If Ma Xiaoshu knew the price, he was afraid that he would blow up, but fortunately, he was now listening to his roommate's report of good news and bad news.
Zhu Biao: "The good news is that Gou Fugui broke a leg in Guangdong......
Ma Xiaoshu: "Is this special good news?" ”
Zhu Biao: "After listening to me, he was trampled on by an alpaca and broke a leg and didn't pass the audition, hahaha...... Then he went to the capital, and this time he was directly caught in the subway chuck and twisted his neck. Haha roar~ But! His father bought a brokerage company, let Fuguier be the boss directly, and sponsored 20 million yuan for "Shining Boy". The audition has finally passed! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Krypton, ......"
Niu Ziming said: "The bad news is that the program team talked to the boss, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to advance to the top seven in the division." ”
Zhu Biao: "It's not important! I never wanted to be a star, and besides, there are too few songs related to 'Red Dust'. ”
Red?
What's going on with the sudden inspiration?
Ma Xiaoshu laughed: "I have a song." Now that Fuguier has advanced in the northern division, then our Jincheng 217 will have a neat national competition! I said it! ”