Chapter 42: Serious Xue
Sun Xiaohu: "You get up, Ma Xiaoshu earned me more than 300 yuan from selling medicine, isn't this a dog?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You caught a cold yourself." ”
Zhao Qiang: "Ma Xiaoshu really doesn't think much of a person, a pair of socks sells for thirty." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Who made you have athlete's foot?" ”
Wang Xiaohao: "You welded a steel frame bed for 80 yuan, and I welded my keychain in, and I haven't taken it out yet......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Didn't you say that you were afraid of the key dropping?" If you solder it in, it won't fall off. ”
Zhao Chuliang: "Then what's the matter with the instant noodles you sell without seasoning packets?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu was confident: "The seasoning package is another price." ”
The crowd looked disdainful.
How-dare-you!
If it weren't for the live broadcast, the middle finger would have been collectively raised.
The interview session immediately turned into a complaining conference, and the scene was a little chaotic for a while.
The audience liked to see it, but they didn't expect Ma Xiaoshu to do so many unsavory things in the training camp, which is worthy of Ma Quan's work.
Everyone knows that that kind of high-sounding gratitude and gratitude is often fake, and this kind of person who can complain about each other is a true friend.
Ma Xiaoshu does have a good relationship with everyone, after all, ...... It's a bunch.
The host hurried to take control of the situation: "Okay! We probably know Ma Xiaoshu's personality, so please return to the stage. Huh? Don't fight! ”
In the camera, Ma Xiaoshu is riding on Wang Xiaohao's body, telling him the hard truth that the key will not fall off when it is welded.
In fact, it's not called fighting, it's just reasoning with bare hands.
Zhang Dongchuan pulled Ma Xiaoshu away and sent him to the stage, and Shi Taixi made up for Wang Xiaohao.
Star promoter Xue Cheng shouted excitedly: "Wang Xiaohao bites him and bites him!" ”
Wang Xinzhu covered his face and smiled, trembling with laughter.
Jackdaw frowned, too disrespectful to this stage, is this a place for you to fight? Think of this as a wet market? You deserve not to be popular!
Ma Xiaoshu returned to the stage: "Facts aside, I have helped everyone a lot in the past three weeks, from food, clothing, housing and transportation to music creation. Can you imagine? Wang Xiaohao can't even wash his clothes, only I am the most generous, and I give him dirty clothes to practice...... Thanks to me. ”
God is especially grateful to me.
The host suddenly understood, no wonder Wang Xiaohao said that you are a dog, it is reasonable! Solder someone's key, and let someone do your laundry?
He didn't know...... Wang Xiaohao also paid 80 yuan in tuition to learn to wash clothes.
Host: "It's okay, Ma Xiaoshu, don't say it anymore!" Now everyone knows that you are a good person. ”
Ma Xiaoshu is modest: "I'm ordinary, I just like to help others." ”
The host couldn't stand it: "Okay! Please ask the teachers to comment. For the song brought by Ma Xiaoshu just now, this song ......"
There was chaos just now, and the host was still a little confused.
Ma Xiaoshu quietly watched the host get stuck, his expression full of disgust.
Host: "What's the name of this song?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "What about the host......"
Host: "Okay, it doesn't matter what it's called, Mr. Jackdaw will be black first...... Uh, review first! ”
Jackdaw is in good shape today, and since seeing a psychiatrist, he has recovered. The psychiatrist is still a little good-looking, his face is okay, his figure is amazing, and his medical skills are even more ...... Wonderful.
After today, the training camp will be disbanded, and he will no longer serve as a star promoter, and he will not have any intersection with Ma Xiaoshu at all.
That...... What am I afraid of?
Squirt him!
The jackdaw smiled evilly, took the microphone and said:
"I don't even want to comment on your songs in this issue...... As I said a long time ago, I never expected your ability to compose, and today's bland song is proof that the main song has no sense of rhythm, and the chorus practice is at least mediocre. The lyrics are okay, written around the other contestants, but they are not deep enough and are superficial. As for singing skills and stage performance......"
As he spoke, he looked contemptuously at the group of eliminated students behind him.
The group of students glared at the jackdaws one after another, anyway, they were all afraid of a fart, you stupid are embarrassed to be a dark horse Xiaoshu?
Steich scolded directly: "Your mother sells ......"
Wang Xiaohao English: "goes~"
However, they don't have microphones, so live viewers can't hear them at all.
Jackdaw continued, "Don't you need me to say it? Most of this song is sung with them, there is no design, no technique, no coordination, and even the pitch is very problematic...... In my case, this performance, zero points. ”
Even the audience at the scene, many of whom couldn't listen to it and booed.
Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "Thank you, Teacher Jackdaw!" Thanks thanks...... Since you don't think this song is good, the audience will definitely like it. ”
Jackdaw: "What do you mean?" ”
"Hahaha......"
"Whew-"
Bang Bang ......
The audience made a fuss, and did a good job of Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu explained seriously: "Praise you! Teacher, you said that my taste is not good, and Teacher Lin Xiaoxiao also said that my songs are in the rural style, and the peasants in our country account for the vast majority of the population. So, if you don't like the songs, there must be a lot of people who like them. ”
He thanked the jackdaw from the bottom of his heart.
Ma Xiaoshu never felt that the jackdaw was targeting him, this teacher was serious and responsible, unlike a certain Xue Cheng teacher, who knew that he was boasting and never pointed out the problem, it must be that the level was too low.
Jackdaw: "Are you proud of your low taste?" Why not try to elevate your taste? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You have taste, but no one listens to your songs." ”
Jackdaw: "What did you say?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu smiled shyly: "Praise you for your taste!" No one I know has listened to your songs, so it can be seen that there are not many people with high taste. I'm from the countryside, so it's good to concentrate on writing songs for people who don't have good taste. ”
"You, you, you......"
The jackdaw was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
This is the first time that no one has listened to his songs.
However, he could not find any reason or data to refute it, and his songs put aside art and taste...... It's true that no one listens.
One of his most popular songs, the playback data is less than a fraction of that of "Outside the Window".
Envy, jealousy, hatred!
Jackdaw could only say cruelly: "In short, it is absolutely impossible for you to become a first-line star at your level." ”
Ma Xiaoshu was overjoyed: "So...... Do I have a chance to become a second-tier star? Thank you, teacher, for your attention! Then again, how much is the annual salary of a second-tier star? Is there five insurances and one housing fund? ”
Jackdaw: "......"
Shut up the microphone and tell you a hammer!
The audience applauded wildly, Ma Xiangtian's sao operation was really sassy, and if you came to it again, you couldn't see enough of it.
Xue Cheng, who was watching the excitement on the side, saw that the jackdaw was shut up, so he happily picked up his microphone and said loudly:
"I have a different opinion from the jackdaw, Ma Xiaoshu's song...... It's the best work he's ever written on this show! Because I see love! True! A person who is on the final stage and still thinks about the forty-three eliminated students, such a talent and such a character, is a superstar! I said it! ”
In the elimination area, a group of people immediately shouted happily: "Superstar Superstar Superstar ......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "The second line is enough!" Mr. Xue, how much is your salary? Is there five insurances and one housing fund? I heard that we will sign a brokerage company later. ”
The audience is laughing at Ma Xiaoshu's simplicity.
But Xue, who is serious, is very frank: "There are five insurances, but there is no gold." When I first debuted, my monthly basic salary was 4,000 yuan, the company didn't cover food, and the revenue share of commercial performances and announcements was 2:8, and I was very busy and tired every month, until I was out of breath......"