Chapter 23 Xu Damao wants to hold a general meeting of the whole house

Uncle Li's big dog entered the kitchen, went straight to a paper bag under the table, and wanted to swallow it when he bit it out!

Xu Damao had been staring at it for a long time, knocking the dog's mouth with a wooden stick, the dog barked in pain, the paper bag fell to the ground, and some chicken bones were scattered on the ground!

When everyone saw this scene, they were in an uproar, and at this time, they didn't believe that the second master couldn't steal chickens! Now, after all, there is even proof.

This kung fu, Jiang Youwei walked over from the middle courtyard, squeezed into the crowd, and asked, "What's the matter, gather around here to watch...... Dogs eat chicken bones?! Hey, this chicken bone is so clean! ”

Saying this, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e looked at those chicken bones and felt distressed for a while! couldn't help but say: "I said second uncle, I have these two old hens at home, and I am reluctant to eat them, you are an elder, it doesn't matter if you want to eat, you say, I kill one, we can all taste it, you eat two old hens in a day, you are not afraid of indigestion, diarrhea?!" ”

Jiang Youwei was shocked: "No, how could such a respected person as the second master steal chickens, and steal them twice in a row!?" ”

The second uncle hurriedly said: "Da Mao, Xiao E, you believe me, I never did such a thing, I can swear!" ”

"What do you want the police to do if you swear it works?!"

Xu Damao had a gloomy face and said, "Second uncle, you have to give me an explanation for this matter, either you lose money, or we will see you at the police station!" ”

The second uncle's forehead was sweating, and he said that this time he was calculated by Liu Guangtian, the rabbit cub, and in desperation, he said: "Okay, I can't tell, I didn't do it anyway, but it's not just two old hens, I'll pay you!" ”

The second uncle angrily took out two yuan and threw it over.

Xu Damao didn't look at it at all, glared and said: "Second uncle, what kind of attitude do you have, and who are you fooling with two yuan, I am an old hen, I have always laid eggs, at least three or four a day, you think about how much eggs are, how much I lost this year!" You only pay two dollars for two chickens?! That's absolutely impossible! ”

The second uncle said: "Okay, even if you are reasonable, then how much do you say to lose?!" ”

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e glanced at each other, Lou Xiao'e compared the price of two yuan a piece, Xu Damao was quite unimpressed, and directly turned to ten yuan a piece!

Anyway, the second uncle is rich, such a good opportunity, don't knock for nothing!

"You two chickens cost me twenty yuan, Xu Damao, why don't you go and grab it?!"

The second uncle said angrily, "Impossible, I'll give you five yuan at most!" ”

"Okay, we'll see you at the police station! Let's go, Xiao'e, let's go to the police station! ”

Xu Damao pulled Lou Xiao'e and walked out.

The second uncle immediately panicked, and hurriedly stopped him and said: "Eh, Damao, they are all neighbors, there is no need to alarm the public security for this little thing!" ”

"Second uncle, for the sake of our neighbor's score, I'm giving you a chance, bring twenty yuan, I won't pursue this matter!"

"Okay, okay, I'll give you twenty dollars!"

The second uncle gave the money directly, and Xu Damao also said that he would not pursue it, which also made the second uncle secretly relieved, and finally saved Liu Guangtian.

After all, the public security will definitely be able to investigate the truth, and Liu Guangtian will just go to work in the machinery factory not long ago, if this is because the chicken stealing is stained, I am afraid that he will be directly dismissed from the machinery factory, and when there is no job, it will be difficult to marry a daughter-in-law!

Twenty yuan to keep Liu Guangtian's job, the second uncle still thinks it's worth it!

However, if the second uncle knew that these were his own brain supplements, there would be no such thing at all, and I am afraid that he would vomit blood in anger!

"Everyone disperse, it's true that I didn't do it, but I know who it is, but I can't say it, I helped give the money, forget about it, everyone go back!"

The second uncle made a hint.

The neighbors were a little relieved by this, after all, the reason why the second uncle is the second uncle is because of his high status and prestige!

To be honest, the neighbors still didn't believe that the second uncle would do such a thing.

Now the second uncle said that he had received it on behalf of others, which is reasonable!

Only Xu Damao and his wife thought that it was the chicken stolen by the second uncle, and now the second uncle has given all the money, and he still doesn't admit the fact of stealing the chicken, which is really chilling!

Xu Damao had a flash of inspiration, and always felt that he should do something, but for a while, the inspiration flashed too fast to remember.

At this time, Jiang Youwei suddenly muttered: "This is the second-in-command of the courtyard, it seems that he is not qualified!" ”

Xu Damao suddenly woke up, yes, this is a God-given opportunity! Take this opportunity to oust the second master from power, and you can also block the leader of the quadrangle!

Xu Damao thought of this, and couldn't wait to say, "Big guy, don't be in a hurry to go, although the matter of stealing chickens is over, I still have something to say to you, you don't have to worry, wait for the dinner, let's have an all-staff meeting, and we will say it at the meeting!" ”

The second uncle said unhappily: "Xu Damao, you don't have anything to do to hold an all-staff meeting, do you have this right?!" ”

Xu Damao rolled his eyes and said: "I don't have it, but I can apply, if you don't agree, I can go to the first master, the third master!" ”

"What the hell are you going on, you're going to have to tell me, right?!"

"Don't be in a hurry to get it, I'll tell you when I talk to an uncle! Having said that, there is such a big incident in my family, why didn't the first uncle and the third uncle show up?! ”

Xu Damao muttered suspiciously.

In a hidden corner, the first master and the third master glanced at each other, pointed to the door, and left quietly in tacit understanding!

The matter came to an end, everyone went back to their respective homes, the second aunt, Liu Guangfu came out of nowhere, lowered his head for fear of being seen, and hurriedly ran into the house.

When I went home, I was a daughter-in-law and a son, but I didn't complain about the second uncle again, but asked the second uncle to quickly take out another old hen and open the meat together!

The second uncle said angrily: "What chicken, no!" ”

Liu Guangtian directly singled out: "Dad, I secretly counted the bones, that is at most the bones of a chicken, your amount of food is unknown to others, our door is clear, you eat a chicken a day, there must be a chicken hidden!" Take it out and let's eat some too! ”

"You kid still framed me, I let you frame me, I let you let me take the blame, I beat you to death!"

The second uncle had already made up his mind to beat Liu Guangtian violently, but now Liu Guangtian dared to stab, picked up the wooden stick that was specially put aside and hit it directly.

Liu Guangtian, don't jump and jump, the ghost cries and the wolf howls!

After a while, the second uncle was tired, so he stopped, and said with a heas: "Liu Guangtian, and Liu Guangfu, you say, is it the chicken you stole together, or the chicken that one of you stole together, you said you ate one, and where did you hide the other?!" ”

The second aunt was stunned and asked, "Old man, you mean that your sons stole it, so what do you admit to giving money for?!" ”