(2)(3) Mikoto's grandfather!?
With the reward of winning the contest [Don't Touch Me], Tolia returned to Lu Jiu's side in high spirits.
A fluttering bear hugged Toria, and Lu Jiu jumped up for joy, "Great, Tolia is amazing, she actually completed such a difficult game.
"Yo, Captain Lu Jiu, in fact, Uncle Bubu is a good person, I wouldn't have been able to win the championship without him~"
Hey, is this a sequelae? Toria!!
"Ahem..."Finding that the tone of her voice seemed to be wrong, Tolia quickly changed the subject: "Captain Lu Jiu, you better make a contract with [Don't Touch Me] as soon as possible!"
"Well, that would make it much easier for everyone to visit the festival!"
As Lu Jiu said, as long as you have the means of transportation, you can indeed save a lot of energy, after all, the area of the holy mountain is huge, and it takes a lot of time to move from one activity location to another.
Pressing his right hand on the body of the [Don't Touch Me], the inscription on Lu Jiu's hand began to emit a strange green light.
However, with a snap of Lu Jiu's fingers, the appearance became even cooler than before, and [Don't Touch Me] reappeared in front of everyone's eyes.
If the previous "Don't Touch Me" was just a small car that could only accommodate five people, then the current "Don't Touch Me" is a large off-road vehicle that can perfectly accommodate eight people.
"But... How is this thing going to work??" Knocked on the headlights of "Don't touch me", and the god cracked and asked such a question.
"Just leave this to me!hehe!" patted his chest confidently, and after stirring up a wave, Lu Jiu opened the door of the car "As a user of the Treasure, I have completely mastered its use at the moment of the contract Treasure!"
"Yes, yes...?"
"Why does it feel so dangerous..."
Finally, after everyone got into the car in disbelief, according to the instructions of "Don't Touch Me", Lu Jiu instilled magic into the engine of "Don't Touch Me".
Pull up the handbrake and press the accelerator!!
"Boom !!!"
[Don't touch me] unceremoniously left a hole in the wall of the poor gymnasium of [Do you think you could run]...
Good boy, please obey the traffic laws
"Whahaha~It's so cool~" The strong wind of the countercurrent caused by high-speed driving blew Lu Jiu's long golden hair, and the already wavy hair danced with the wind like a real golden wave.
As if it was truly integrated with [Don't Touch Me], Lu Jiu was fully enjoying the fun of driving, but just when Lu Jiu was getting carried away, a passerby uncle wearing only underwear suddenly appeared in front of [Don't Touch Me].
"Hey, there's someone in front!!" Forcibly pulling the steering wheel, Dinisha forced the direction of [Don't touch me] before she was about to hit Uncle Panty.
"Hahaha... I'm sorry, but this is the first time I've ever played with such a fun toy!"
"It's just a toy, right! And even if it's a toy, you don't need to be so excited! So far, we've crashed through a restaurant, three street trees, and two ordinary households!!Do you know that the gold coins we just paid are half a year's ration!" Looking at the wallet that was almost bottoming out, Elusa's two rabbit ears stood up like antennas, and then roared loudly in Lu Jiu's ears.
"Well, Elusa doesn't care about these details!"
"Woo-ah-ah~" Covering her head in pain, Elusa was deeply hurt by this natural leader.
Desperate, desperate, desperate for this natural world!
Finally, after arriving at the third station of the day, Lu Jiu finally stopped the still screaming [Don't touch me]...
"Jerusalem Beauty Pageant! Who is the first beauty in Jerusalem!? The winning girl will get the privilege of eating and drinking for free in all Jerusalem shops for one year!"
"Oh, oh, oh! I definitely want to participate!" As soon as I got out of the car, the eyes of Elusa, who had bottomed out of her wallet, and a certain foodie knight, flashed golden light at the same time.
On that day, Lu Jiu finally remembered the horror of being once dominated by beauty pageants, and the shame of being infinitely glanced at by the audience...
"Oh hey, my stomach hurts! I went to the toilet and said..."
"Hehe..."Grabbing the back of Lu Jiu's neck with one hand, Elusa grabbed the regimental commander who was sneaking around and trying to escape like a small animal, "Lu Jiu, what about people, no matter what you do, you must take the corresponding responsibility, so you can obediently go to me and earn back half a year's food expenses..."
"Unfortunately..."
Do you think that a beauty pageant is enough to wear a few gorgeous clothes? Then you are very wrong! What matters is the pose!
Forced to put on a full set of maid outfits, Lu Jiu at this time was about to cry and watch the girls in front of him walk towards the catwalk one by one without tears.
Although on the surface, the maid outfit on Lu Jiu's body is still a normal dress, but thinking about Elusa's plain bad taste, Lu Jiu still feels cold on her back.
"Hey... It's a maid outfit, but why does it always feel weird..."
It didn't take long for it to be Lujiu's turn.
Embarrassed to step on the catwalk with big scalp shoes, not like other girls. [,!] The letter walked with a catwalk, and Lu Jiu even became very clumsy because of her nervousness...
Since it was winter, there was a constant cold wind coming in from under the skirt.
But it was this action that exposed Lu Jiu's absolutely eye-catching career line.
Seeing that Lu Jiu threw out the benefits as expected, Elusa in the audience nodded her head with satisfaction, "Sure enough, setting the skirt very short is a correct choice..."
"Hey, hey, what is this!! the maid lady who has just taken office! Even the maid's pace is not very stable, ah~ It's so cute!"
"Between the skirt and the stockings, the elastic thighs are exposed, and above them there is the legendary absolute realm... Mom!! what should I do!!"
"Ahhhh
That's right, the minds of the referees and spectators are always elusive, and inexplicably, Lu Jiu won the match.
In the end, an old man gave Lu Jiu a silver card, which proved that Lu Jiu was the first beauty in Jerusalem and could eat and drink for nothing for a year.
After the competition, Lu Jiu, who had changed into his own clothes backstage, stopped the old man who presented him with the award, "Wait... Old man..."
"Oh~?, is there something wrong with Miss?"
"Have we met somewhere?"
"Indeed~ in a previous beauty pageant ~ I'm a referee!
"Huh!?" recalled the first beauty contest in his life, and automatically ignored those embarrassing processes, Lu Jiu really remembered that there was such an old man on the judges.
"Grandpa... You're familiar with Nuliang Carp, right?"
Inexplicably, such a sentence popped out of Lu Jiu's mouth.
The short body trembled, and the momentum on the old man's body rose in vain.
"She's such a keen little girl, let's say... Who are you and what is your purpose, the old man does have an unusual relationship with the slave carp companion."
"Great, I thought it was my own delusion... Sure enough, it's an acquaintance of the carp companion!" Relieved, Lu Jiu handed over a little fox puppet to the old man, which was specially selected when he was visiting the night market before, "Can you please give this doll to the carp companion's daughter?" and tell her by the way, her mother will definitely go back to visit her, and tell her to listen to her father obediently..."
"Oh... Okay, okay..."Stunned, he took the puppet from Lu Jiu's hand, and thought that Lu Jiu was the same person as the killers who came to find trouble before, and the old man didn't seem to have reacted to what was happening.
"Then please!"
It wasn't until Lu Jiu was gone for a long time that the old man came back to his senses, "Dad, Mom, when is that bastard boy... Could it be that I have another granddaughter, old man, and that child is actually my daughter-in-law?!?
PS: I'm going back to school after lunch!
ps2: There is still a chapter in hand.,I hope I can stick to every day next week~
PS3: Uh... I hope that some readers who are reading it can help me promote this novel with less than ideal results, after all, it is a niche theme~
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