Gao Wen was just worried about Ma Xiaoshu and came to persuade him not to record such a dangerous show.

I didn't expect to be given a ...... by Ma Xiaoshu

Autumn was crisp, and the rising sun had just revealed a touch of fish belly white in the eastern city skyline, and Ma Xiaoshu began to work hard again.

After a long time, Ma Xiaoshu pulled out of the whirlpool, with the posture of a winner!

I went to eat instant noodles, and I was a little hungry, but fortunately I prepared a five-grain rice farm.

Two bowls of sour soup fat beef noodles were soaked, and Ma Xiaoshu thoughtfully went to warm milk for the little lamb.

Gao Wen came out with Ma Xiaoshu's shirt and leaned against the wall, hugging his strong body from behind: "Why don't you go to record that dangerous show?" I'm worried about you. ”

Ma Xiaoshu helped her to the sofa and sat down: "The salary is high, this is the first show to open 2 million for me!" ”

"It's too dangerous!"

"It's alright! Huh? You look like you're in good shape, or ......."

"Don't! Please! It's really going to die......"

"Okay."

Ma Xiaoshu is very regretful, the little sheep is simply perfect, whether it is appearance, figure, voice, demeanor, especially when he moves, it is a unique in the world!

It's just that the physical fitness is a little worse.

He didn't know that Gao Wen was already very strong, how could an ordinary woman withstand such a disaster as him.

Ten consecutive slashes in one night, less than four hours of sleep.

So, Ma Xiaoshu just put his hand inside her clothes, calmed her for a while, and did not attack again.

Gao Wen didn't dodge, she had no strength.

It's brutal!

But...... He's so good⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄......

"Sheep! You have a good rest, I asked Sister Bao to renew the room until tomorrow. ”

"Don't scream."

"Little Lamb."

"Humph......"

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect a sheep to clear the customs! It's not difficult at all! ”

"Phew! Shameless, hit you......"

Once that layer of enchantment is broken, intimacy becomes a matter of course, and she won't really get angry when she calls her Little Sheep, every time she reaches the critical point, Ma Xiaoshu will call her Little Sheep, Gao Wen is used to it in the clouds.

Sheep a sheep......

Life without shame is always short, after eating instant noodles, Ma Xiaoshu is about to set off to record the show again, this time the record is the star version of Bei Ye's "Extreme Survival", which is actually the Chinese version.

Although Gao Wen's body is not very good, she is helping Ma Xiaoshu pack her luggage, a kind of magical consciousness.

Ma Xiaoshu does push-ups on the side.

With five sets of push-ups a day, Bajiquan can be improved day by day.

"It's really not Yang Li's revenge on your official announcement that asked you to record this show?"

Gao Wen was still worried.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Not really! Do you know that the company is going to create an exclusive variety show for me next year? But how to select materials and position is a problem. Therefore, Sister Bao thought of a way to let me participate in various different types of variety shows, and whichever one had the best response, I would do it. ”

"That can't be a survival show!"

"I'm really unprofessional about this, but I have a lot of money! After recording this, it is difficult for other program groups to lower prices. Besides, Bei Ye is famous and has a high position, and it is also a kind of luck that I can go to his show. ”

"Why did he choose you? He also knows you're red? ”

"Of course not, it's the sponsors and the program team who want me to go."

"But I've heard that he eats bugs...... If you eat it, don't come back to me......"

"But ......"

"No but!"

Gao Wen is very determined, she can't stand that, she feels disgusting when she thinks about it.

Ma Xiaoshu finished doing push-ups and got up: "But I've eaten a lot of bugs before!" Bee pupa, silkworm pupa, bamboo insects, dragonflies, praying mantises, centipedes, and some unknown insects. ”

Gao Wen's face turned green and she covered her mouth in horror.

Ma Xiaoshu was leaving, ready to give Gao Wen a parting kiss, she covered her mouth tightly, Ma Xiaoshu was stunned that she didn't break her hand, it was much tighter than last night's covering of her pants, it seems that this time it was really covered.

Ma Xiaoshu chose to give up, and gave her a parting cannon and bombed it on the coffee table.

So you don't kiss me!

Ma Xiaoshu came to the hotel lobby refreshed, Wang Dabao was already waiting here, and she would accompany Ma Xiaoshu every time she recorded a variety show, for fear that he would be bullied by the program team.

Wang Dabao didn't ask Ma Xiaoshu about his private affairs, seeing that he walked like the wind and was in good shape, Sister Bao was very satisfied, my Xiaoshu was too restrained!

She took Ma Xiaoshu to the airport in the car, and told Ma Xiaoshu about the precautions for recording the show this time as she walked.

"One, this show is in English, are you okay?"

"No problem, I only got my sixth grade four months ago."

"Second, you will do whatever Master Pei asks you to do, don't take risks privately!"

"Okay."

"Three, if Master Bei asks you to eat something strange, you can refuse, we have communicated with the program team about this."

"Don't worry, I won't eat maggots!"

"Vomit ......"

"Sister Bao, what's wrong with you?"

Ma Xiaoshu has also done his homework, and the food that Bei Ye has eaten in the show is basically acceptable to him, except for maggots.

Bei Ye is known as the man at the top of the food chain, and he is the first person in the wilderness survival program, of course, Deye's fans are not convinced.

But in fact, the styles of the two are completely different.

De Ye is working hard to teach ordinary people how to survive in extreme situations, that is, as long as you work hard, you can too!

And Bei Ye is to show the extreme survival mode that ordinary people can never do, in short, you don't have me to show, right? A sucker!

Ma Xiaoshu is going to be this idiot, at least, according to the plan of the program team.

There are many seasons of "Extreme Survival", in which Bei Ye acts alone with the cameraman, passing through thrilling extreme environments such as deserts, jungles, archipelagos, and mountains.

And the star version of "Extreme Survival" is different, as the name suggests, Bei Ye takes the stars on an adventure together, and they are all Chinese stars, this season of the show was filmed for Chinese audiences, because ...... Chinese sponsors are giving too much.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Ma Xiaoshu pushed Sister Bao's suitcase to a small town in the mountains of Guangdong...... Hostel.

Wang Dabao looked at the old and dirty environment in the guest house with a disgusted face: "I would have known that I wouldn't accept this show!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't think that Bei Ye recorded this show, and it was a five-star hotel to stay in every night, right?" ”

"But that's too bad......"

"What is this? I'm going to sleep in the wilderness tomorrow. ”

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't mind the environment of the program group at all, and even likes it, how pragmatic is this?

Those domestic shows, clean up some bells and whistles, record a funny variety show, and even the stalks are written by the screenwriters, and if you can't say it, you can start it again, low-level.

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu met with the director of the program team.

They offered to interview Ma Xiaoshu first, which was used at the beginning of this issue of "Extreme Survival".

Ma Xiaoshu was interviewed on the roof of the guest house, and the wind was a bit strong, but here you can see the surrounding mountains, reflecting the environment.

"Hello! Ma, what's your English name? Or, what should we call you. ”

"Em rice, three grams of hiss, press the oil." Ma Xiaoshu's Ingrid is quite silky, first comes to a classic triple, and then answers the question, "You can call me Shushu!" ”

"Good tree tree. Why did you come to Extreme Survival? ”

"You invited me."

"Uh...... I mean, why would you accept an invitation? ”

"You give the most money."

"Oh! Shushu, you are a very humorous person, and I think the audience will love your Chinese humor. We were told that you are the most popular star in China this year, and what you are best at is music, about survival......"

"Wrong! What I do best is martial arts. ”

"Aha? We don't have the information, but I think you should be a kung fu enthusiast and it will help you on your next journey. ”

"Of course, I'm in good health, is Master Bei here? I want to go head-to-head with him. ”

"Wow...... No, no, tree, please give up this crazy idea, he's going to tear you to shreds. ”

"Try it! Hasn't he come yet? ”

"Bei Ye went to check the scheduled route, you know, this is responsible for your safety."

"Oh."

Ma Xiaoshu's English has a strong hot pot flavor, but he has just finished the English level 6 exam, and his vocabulary is still very large, even if the grammar is very problematic, but the communication is still no problem.

The choreographer is a blonde foreign lady, she was surprised by Ma Xiaoshu's answer, and had to look at the question card repeatedly.

Little Sister: "What kind of woman do you like?" I mean, mate selection criteria. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I like to be fatter, I don't have to be too tall, my face is softer, well, it's best to cook Sichuan food." “

The young lady held up Gao Wen's photo: "Are you talking about this?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned: "Huh...... Right! ”

I almost forgot that I am a person who has a girlfriend, and the criteria for choosing a mate should also be changed.

The blonde lady smiled, are you talking about the same thing as the Western-style beauty in the photo?

Ma Xiaoshu had a serious mouth: "Yes! This is my girlfriend Gao Wen, she is very in line with my aesthetics, slightly chubby, not too tall, goose egg face, Sichuan cuisine...... I'll do the same. ”

Little Sister: "She's completely different from what you described!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Exactly! ”

Little Sister: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu smiled, so what are you doing? My standards are flexible, and my requirements can be lower, but of course I won't refuse when I meet someone like Gao Wen.

The star version of "Extreme Survival" was made by Pearl Satellite TV, so although most of the crew members are gringos, there are still a lot of Chinese styles in the planning, such as Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen's official announcements.

After all, the main audience of this show is Chinese people, and the question of preparation is of course very Chinese.

"Shushu, have you ever used a firearm? I mean real guns. ”

"I have used it, and I have hit targets during military training."

"Have you ever shot and moved?"

"Uh...... No. ”

"Are you sure you haven't? You're so old! ”

The foreign lady suddenly drove and threw her eyes.

Ma Xiaoshu was serious: "Firearms are very strictly controlled in our country, we can't hunt with guns, that's illegal, you must abide by our laws on Chinese soil." ”

The young lady was speechless, and finally believed the claims of her Chinese colleagues, and the star seemed a little stupid.

A few more simple questions were asked, and the interview ended.

The time also came in the evening.

After eating, the foreign lady asked Ma Xiaoshu if she was interested in going to her room for a drink, and Ma Xiaoshu said that she didn't know how to drink?

After refusing, Ma Xiaoshu went to find Bei Ye and heard that he had returned.

When Ma Xiaoshu found him in the conference room of the program team, he was discussing the matter of the helicopter with the program team, and it seemed that Bei Ye was a little excited.

It turned out that because this area had just passed through the typhoon, according to the rules, helicopters were not allowed to take off.

And Bei Ye needs a helicopter to take him and the guests to the wilderness.

Of course, you can also throw the ham, but that will look very low, and you must be handsome to play.

At the end of the day, it's just a show.

After arguing for a while, Bei Ye saw Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Ma, it's obvious that we need to postpone the operation, two or three days, we can't go anywhere without a helicopter." Do you understand what I mean? We can't drive there or walk there. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I have a concert the night after tomorrow. ”

Bei Ye raised his hands: "NO!NO!NO!" You can't force me to compromise, it's crucial to play and we need transportation. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Pulling a pig cart is also a means of transportation, but it's just not handsome." ”

Several staff members laughed and let Bei Ye sit in a pig cart, what kind of joke is this Chinese making?

Bei Ye's eyes lit up: "Hey! That's a cool idea! Ma, you're such a genius. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Soso~ Everyone says so. ”

Bei Ye: "Can anyone contact the pig cart?" Move it! ”

Everyone stopped laughing.

How can this be? What's the point of the show?

Soon, the means of transportation were found, and the program team found a four-wheeled truck pulling pigs through relatives of the owner of the guest house, and the price was quickly negotiated, which was much cheaper than a helicopter.

Bei Ye admired Ma Xiaoshu's cleverness, so he agreed to his heads-up application, this Chinese seems to be very confident in their bells and whistles, it doesn't matter, just play with him.

Of course, you should pay attention to keeping your hand, if he loses too badly, he will lose face.

The heads-up was carried out in the aisle of the guest house, and it would end soon anyway, so Bei Ye felt that there was no need to pick a place.

There were three staff members present and Wang Dabao, who ate spicy noodles.

So...... Ten seconds later, Bei Ye slapped the floor.

The jaws of the three staff members were shocked, and Wang Dabao was calm and idle.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Master Bei, do you look down on me?" ”

Bei Ye: "Come again!" ”

The second heads-up lasted one minute, from this end of the aisle to that end, first grappling and fighting, Lao Bei couldn't take advantage, a grappling brought Ma Xiaoshu to the ground, Ma Xiaoshu had practiced jiu-jitsu in college, and the technique was okay, but in the end, because the experience was too far, he was taken away by Bei Ye's cross-arm.

Although Ma Xiaoshu lost, Bei Ye appreciated him even more, and he was forced to take out all the killer features of the special forces.

As a non-professional, Ma Xiaoshu's talent and strength have exploded.

Pei Ye said that he wanted to invite Ma Xiaoshu to drink whiskey, and Wang Dabao silently took out Moutai from Chanel's bag.

Lao Bei is also knowledgeable, and he never mentions any whiskey.

Or Moutai.

Wang Dabao has everything in his bag, soaked chicken feet, drunkard peanuts, spicy dried fish, spicy braised chicken wings......

The three of them were in the musty room, pushing cups and changing lamps.

This time, no matter how rich Wang Dabao is, he can't get a large suite in a five-star hotel.

It may be that it was too difficult to win single-handedly before, which hit Bei Ye's proud heart, and he began to brag about his survival history, and said that modern people like Ma Xiaoshu risked all the way with him, which was his spare food.

Ma Xiaoshu was not convinced, it really came to that moment, and it was not certain who would kill whom.

Halfway through the drink, the blonde lady ran in: "Shushu!" Didn't you say you wouldn't drink? You liar! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I just learned it." ”

People are so angry that they turn around and leave, and they swear words.

Ma Xiaoshu sneered, I have a girlfriend, I want to sleep with me, but there is no door!

……

The next day, there was a strong wind and light rain.

After a hurried breakfast, Bei Ye left the guest house with Ma Xiaoshu and a videographer.

His program is as simple as that, except for the cameraman's lens, there is only the GoPro fixed on his and Ma Xiaoshu's chests.

The three of them only carried a deflated backpack, the cameraman's bag was full of camera batteries, Bei Ye's bag was a simple survival tool, and Ma Xiaoshu brought some things that he thought were very useful.

After last night's heads-up, as well as the understanding of Ma Xiaoshu's background in the countryside when drinking, Bei Ye is ready to come to the big ticket.

In the first few episodes, he was recorded dozing off, mainly because these Chinese stars are really not good, and they can't be completed with a little difficulty, the show is filmed like a travel show, and he is the coach, which is not exciting at all.

But today is different, Ma Xiaoshu is very resistant! Therefore, Bei Ye wants to make a show with attitude.

Well, there is actually an element of revenge and waiting to see the joke.

"Hello everyone, this is a remote mountainous area in southern China, which has just been hit by a typhoon, and it has been exposed to silt and garbage everywhere...... Due to the weather, our helicopter could not be lifted into the air, so we had to choose other means of transportation. In this regard, our Chinese friend gave me a good advice......"

Bei Ye turned around and yelled at the camera while running, looking very nervous.

Ma Xiaoshu trotted beside him, waving to people on the side of the road, and several middle school students who went to make up classes recognized him.

Bei Ye pulled Ma Xiaoshu: "Ma, tell the audience your suggestions." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's best to find a pig cart that pulls along the way, because we don't have the money to pay the fare!" ”

Bei Ye: "That's right! Woohoo dog! ”

Saying that, he jumped on a moving pig-pulling truck on the side of the road, of course, prepared in advance, but he had to do a full set of acts.

Ma Xiaoshu also jumped up, hung on the side railing of the pig-pulling cart, and shouted at the driver in front: "Uncle! Take a ride! We don't have any money! ”

Uncle has no shots.

Because, the camera guy jumped into the car to shoot, and there were four pigs in it.

Of course, this episode of the show is not the most awesome of Bei Ye, but it is definitely the craziest one in the Chinese version, the show was broadcast three weeks later, and the show exploded immediately as soon as it was broadcast.

made the originally disappointed audience pay attention to this show again, and called on the program team not to find Xiao Xianrou again, and find more criticism like Ma Xiaoshu.

The picture of Ma Xiaoshu being interviewed made people laugh so much that their stomachs hurt, and the scene of him and Bell heads-up was even more awesome, for the sake of the show, Bei Ye took the initiative to ask to put the heads-up shot in.

And the appearance of two people hanging on the pig cart makes people feel distressed and funny.

When the show aired, the barrage looked like this:

"Pig: I was so scared!"

"Pig: I survived in front of Ma Xiaoshu and Bei Ye, and I can blow for a lifetime."

"Policeman: Come, young man, come down, and I will reward you with a pair of silver bracelets."

"Officer Tan: There are two people in front of you with a car, let's go up and have a look."

"Isn't the driver afraid?"

"Although it was arranged by the program team, it was awesome enough."

"The wildest issue of the Chinese version, I hope the follow-up will be good!"

"Kneel and beg Bei Ye to take Ma Xiaoshu to eat maggots!"

"This core strength, I really envy Gao Wen......"

"Ma Xiaoshu didn't die in this issue, right?"

Bei Ye was still chattering: "This is a beautiful, rich, and populous country, but the destination we are going to...... It's a forbidden area for humans! The deep mountains and old forests there are full of wildness, and today I will show you how to survive in the jungle after a tropical storm with MAXIAOSHU! The wind speed here is more than 150 kilometers per hour. Hey! Spare food, don't you expect it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Looking forward to it!" ”

Looking forward to the completion of the recording, two million will arrive.

Bei Ye pointed diagonally forward and said, "Look! The river has risen six meters in less than a day! ”

He came to check yesterday and there wasn't that much water at the time.

Ma Xiaoshu had never been to this place, and looked over curiously, only to see a large river dozens of meters wide with turbulent and turbid water.

Bei Ye patted Ma Xiaoshu's shoulder: "Are you ready?" Spare food! ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked confused: "Huh? ”

When the pig cart passed by the river, Bei Ye jumped out and shouted: "We're leaving, keep up!" ”

The cameraman jumped out without saying a word.

It is about ten meters above the water.

Ma Xiaoshu was startled, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, and after seeing the situation below, he picked a place where the water was not so urgent, and jumped down.

I'm Nima!

Why don't you tell me in advance if you have a script?

Because Bei Ye believes in Ma Xiaoshu, besides, the program team bought insurance for Ma Xiaoshu.

Bei Ye swam to Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Hey! Spare grain, pull the pig cart and drive away! Now we're going to start surviving, goal, and crossing this jungle. ”

Ma Xiaoshu wiped his face: "You are the spare food!" ”

Bei Ye smiled: "Woo dog! We had to go up the stream and get to shore early, it was too unsafe in the water. ”

The trio swam to the shallow water and were finally able to stand up and walk.

Bei Ye looked at the steep cliffs and dense jungles on both sides of the river, and said: "These mountainous areas and primeval jungles are the places where the Chinese army fought guerrilla warfare in the past, and they fought against the Japanese army here, which is very remarkable. You must know that it is not easy to survive in this kind of place. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "There are fish in the water and birds in the trees, so it's not a big problem if you stick to it for two or three days." ”

Bei Ye teased: "Let's wait until you leave the stream and climb to the shore first, rookie." ”

Ma Xiaoshu is not angry, this place is indeed very steep, it can only be said that the program team is very careful to find a place, but for a person who grew up in the mountains, it is not difficult to go up.