The low to outrageous hero equipment adds a lot of jokes to the opening of the tall one, especially the seven resident MCs of the Flying Bar, who complain the most actively.

It's so broken, it's a bit of a shame.

Sha Yi whispered: "I think it's okay, it's much better than the Hulk I wear." ”

That is, no matter what show he is on, he is a bullied character.

The director forcibly put on the value, and the preaching ended this party, there was no need to record this link for so long, it was the gameplay bulletin of this issue, and it was just stuffed with a bunch of Marvel elements.

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't have any opinions, two million per issue, this notice fee is higher than Boss Yang.

Ma Xiaoshu is the most popular star now, and he has proved his strength in variety shows, and all major program groups are rushing to invite, but the price is low.

And Yang Li is different, in order to complete the gambling agreement, she has been the crew and variety show for a long time, and when the quantity wins, the program team will naturally have to lower the price.

Moreover, this opportunity was exchanged by Yang Li for a resource and Yang Anzhu.

She would rather lower her price and raise Ma Xiaoshu's price, which is bitter, Ma Xiaoshu is divided into three or seven, she is fifty-fifty, and Ma Xiaoshu takes more notice fees and the company earns more.

In order to become capital, Yang Li gave up a lot of personal interests and worked hard.

The program team took the guests to a beautiful park, where the game scene has been set up.

Ten guests were divided into five teams and entered the competition in groups of two.

In order to enhance the effect of the show, the program team did not inform the game content, but arranged them to eat fruit in the rest area outside.

The resident MC began to discuss, could it be another terrible toe pressure plate?

Chen He: "As long as it's not a toe pressure plate, I can do anything!" ”

Yang Anzhu: "Me too!" ”

Sha Yi smiled and asked, "I also watch our show, does that toe pressure plate really hurt that much?" ”

Deng Yue: "You can try it, hey, I also want to see Lao Sha and the pony play with the toe pressure board." ”

Sha Yi asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you afraid?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm not afraid, I'm just curious why your program team likes toe pressure boards so much, and each game time is so long." Overstimulation of the foot can easily lead to plantar fasciitis and bone spurs. Stepping on the toe pressure plate is a strong stimulus to the soles of the feet, and is generally only suitable for short-term practice. ”

Everyone was stunned, does chatting need to be so professional? It looks like we're stupid.

Chen He smiled: "You ask the program team to go!" Do we want to play? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's okay, I just said it casually." Moreover, I see that your show still uses a toe pressure plate made of PVC, which has been banned in Europe and the United States for many years, oh, but it is forbidden to use it in products close to human skin. ”

Chen He was also dumbfounded: "Ah...... So what else is the toe plate? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "TPE, high resilience, environmental protection, non-toxic and safe, no vulcanization, but also recycling to reduce costs." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and the sky had already been killed by you.

You've been so professional since you came up, how can we pick it up? We're just a bunch of artists with little culture!

Yang Li peeled an apple and handed it to Ma Xiaoshu, saying, "Yes! ”

Deng Yue pushed Yang Li and said with a smile: "What are you right about?" As if you understood, the boss was treated like a maid by you. ”

That's right, everyone noticed Yang Li's strange posture.

Yang Li did not shy away from it at all: "I just need to say it right, my little tree is very educated." ”

Deng Yue asked Ma Xiaoshu again: "What major do you major in?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Majoring in mechanical engineering, I have a little understanding of materials. ”

Sha Yi was curious: "Then how to choose and identify TPE?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu nibbled on the apple: "Why are you asking this?" You don't understand what I said. ”

Shayi: "......"

"Hahahaha......"

Damn, you chattered a lot by yourself, and you didn't talk about it when people asked you seriously.

Ma Xiaoshu's face doesn't change, I've only seen it in books, and I haven't really touched it, how do I know how to identify it? Besides, why are you an actor asking this? Bring sand to the beach.

Lu Han whispered to Chen He: "Wow! He's so sassy! ”

Chen He: "This is talent, you can't learn it." ”

Deng Yue said: "If you don't have enough force value, even if you learn it, you will be beaten to death." ”

Each team will have a small circle, and the seven resident MCs are the same, Deng Yue, Chen He, and Lu Han have a good relationship, and the other four are also good in private, in addition, Chen He and Zheng Kai are old classmates.

Soon, the recording of the show began, and the first group was Deng Yue and Chen He.

Others remained in the rest area and waited.

"Why are you still singing?"

"It's a chorus."

"There are a lot of people, are there any guests?"

"As a professional singer, Ma Xiaoshu, what do you think of their singing?"

"Good."

Ma Xiaoshu said perfunctorily, you can't tell the truth, right?

Lu Han: "Hahaha...... Are you serious? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm not serious. ”

Lu Han: "Uh......"

Then Deng Yue's screams came from there, as if he was frightened by something, and everyone looked over, of course they couldn't see it, and they were blocked by the wall arranged by the program team.

The more I can't see it, the more scared I am.

Yang Anzhu: "Let's talk about something else, don't think about the game." ”

Wang Chulan did things: "Yes, Ma Xiaoshu, what do you think of Lu Han's singing skills?" Compare with you. ”

Everyone immediately laughed, this is really embarrassing people, it's really bad, well done.

Yang Li didn't help Ma Xiaoshu either, she also likes to "bully" Ma Xiaoshu, as long as it's not really bullying, it's no problem.

Lu Han also looked at Ma Xiaoshu a little apprehensively, don't scold me.

Ma Xiaoshu thought for a while and said, "Chinese T2 is weak, and idol singer T0." With a vocal range close to two octaves, among the idol singers and dancers in the same file, there should be no rivals at all, unless there is a powerful newcomer I haven't heard of. A4 is a watershed for singers, but Brother Lu's current best performance in treble is in A4, and he has a sense of voice change and mixing, and the vast majority of idols hehe...... Just like ordinary people, I don't understand it at all. To put it simply, Brother Lu is the only one among idol singers. ”

Li Chen subconsciously said: "You are a ...... sycophant"

Zheng Kai picked up: "It's a little numb." ”

Yang Li also frowned, and he had the impression that Ma Xiaoshu had not praised others so much, unless he received money.

Lu Han himself also blushed a little: "No, no ......"

Ma Xiaoshu was puzzled: "Am I praising him?" Chinese T2 is weak, this grade is low among singers, but it is just top-notch among idol singers. Moreover, Brother Lu obviously has a bass-pitched chest voice, a natural true voice, a strong treble mix, and an embellishment of humming head, and on the whole nothing is bad, T1-level strength, but he just doesn't develop monophonic quality, treble strong mixing and head cavity resonance, so he pulls his hips. ”

Everyone was stunned, it was too professional to understand.

Is this a professional musician?

Lu Han naturally understood, and his face turned even redder: "Indeed...... I didn't study hard, I played football and went to ......"

There is really no need for an idol singer like him to develop his singing skills, because his fans are not here for singing skills at all, and it is better to play football if they have this spare time.

Sha Yi said: "Are you singers so professional? I was dumbfounded. ”

Lu Han: "It's not professional, we eat with our faces, and my foundation is a little better than other idols." But Brother Ma is professional, and professional composition and arranging teachers are very professional. ”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "What I said just now was told to me by my teacher, how can I understand this?" Lao Zhou analyzed the singing skills and abilities of many singers with me, and then asked me to learn and improve them in a targeted manner. ”

Wang Chulan: "Did your teacher say what grade you are?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu is very sincere: "In the past, Chinese T3, now Chinese T2 is weak, the same as Brother Lu, there are no advanced skills such as treble strong mixing, and my singing skills are very bad." ”

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone laughed, and after analyzing you for a long time, you only have this strength?

Lu Han said ungroundedly: "That's not right!" I think you should be T1 right, because every time I listen to your songs, I think you sing much better than me. ”

Ma Xiaoshu threw the leftover apple cores into the trash: "Is there a possibility...... Your song doesn't work? ”

"Hahaha......"

Collective laughter.

Is it really good to be so direct?

Yang Li also punched Ma Xiaoshu: "What nonsense is telling the truth!" ”

Lu Han was so frightened that he lost his temper: "I will be angry when others say this, but Ma Xiaoshu seems to be ...... when he says this. No problem. ”

That's right, Lu Han has debuted for so many years, and he doesn't have a song that can fight with Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu's songs, pick one out at any time, all of them are above the level of T1, "Farewell", "Blue and White Porcelain" and several other songs are T0, the existence of the ceiling, there has never been such a ruthless person in the music world.

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's nothing! I didn't really practice singing, I just wanted to make money. ”

The laughter of Lao Deng Tou and Chen He came from the game again, and everyone was in a relaxed mood, it seemed that it was not a toe pressure board, otherwise Chen He would have cried.

In the next group, Sha Yi and Yang Anzhu set off, and the next group was Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Li.

Yang Li was a little nervous: "Master, I'm a little scared. ”

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "It's my business." ”

"We are a group, if there is danger......"

"I'll run if there's danger."

Wang Chulan: "Boss Yang deducted his salary!" ”

Yang Li: "You haven't been beaten......

Everyone looked at it in amazement, have you ever been beaten?

Boss Yang hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I mean Ma Xiaoshu loves money like life, whoever deducts his money will be desperate." ”

Lu Han handed Ma Xiaoshu a box of yogurt: "I was beaten by Brother Ma and killed in seconds." ”

Soon, it was Ma Xiaoshu's turn and Yang Li's turn to play the game.

They followed the staff to the starting point, which was an open meadow with a door in front of it, and a house ten meters from the door, and there was no way to see it from behind.

Next to the departure point, there is also a choir that is singing strange songs.

Ma Xiaoshu stood on the right, and Yang Li stood on the left.

The director made the two of them switch places, because the room in front of them is a mud puddle, and the doors of the two tracks are different, the left is an aluminum alloy plate that cannot be knocked open, and the right is a foam board that can be easily broken, and behind the foam board is a mud pool.

Obviously, the director team wants to see Yang Li's fall into the pit, and Ma Xiaoshu's fall into the mud pit, what's so good?