Chapter 175: I just want to lose today

"What did you say to Lu Han?"

"Nothing."

"What's nothing?"

"It's nothing."

"Then why did he smile so weirdly? You must have said something. ”

"I only told him to stuff your head, what's wrong?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked frank.

What's wrong?

Yang Li is half angry, why did you share the stuffing of his head with him? Is this shareable?

Huh? Like, I also shared the girlfriend group, but ......

All right! From a fair point of view, you're not wrong, it's just that I'm in a bit of an awkward situation now, and if Lu Han knows, it's equivalent to the entire "Let's Run" resident MC knows......

Yang Li had no choice but to say: "Don't slap me in the face in public in the future!" In case of...... You know that, right? Go back and close the door and do whatever you want...... Really! ”

Ma Xiaoshu was also very dissatisfied: "Then don't tease me!" Especially when there are a lot of people, you know that I can't do things with my brain. Do you blame me for this? ”

Yang Li: "Blame me!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then you apologize!" ”

Yang Li's left and right looks, there are people everywhere, (. īšã€‚ *): "I'm sorry, master. I was wrong! ”

Ma Xiaoshu sighed: "You are really ...... There is no cure. I'm worried that Gao Xiaoyang will get angry when he finds out, what will he do when the time comes? ”

Yang Li: "Didn't she know?" If you want to blow up the thorns, you will blow up early! You underestimate the little sheep too much, she's very generous, I contact her every day on WeChat. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "She...... Silly, right? ”

Yang Li: "You're stupid!" Do you think she'll believe you're guarded? There are too many temptations in this circle, and I'm ...... Exercise you, right! Exercise you! She has to thank me. ”

Ma Xiaoshu leaned back tactically: "Is this kind of thing suitable for discussion in public?" ”

Yang Li: "It's cheap and good!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Who is going to take advantage of you?" It's better for you to ignore me, and the farther away from me, the better. ”

Yang Li puffed up: "I don't!" ”

After speaking, she also naughtily threw the paper bag containing the hamburger on Ma Xiaoshu's body, who knew that Ma Xiaoshu reflexively grabbed the bag and buckled her head, covering it instantly.

Skilled in muscle memory!

Yang Lixi was shocked.

Am I, being cheated in public?

Ma Xiaoshu himself was also startled, just put the paper bag on Yang Li's head, quickly took it off, crumpled it into a ball and threw it in the trash.

Yang Li's face turned red in an instant, and he gently kicked Ma Xiaoshu.

In the distance, Chen He, Deng Yue, Zheng Kai, and Lu Han, who were smoking, immediately changed their expressions and collectively coaxed:

"Oh yo yo ......"

Yang Anzhu shook her head with a cigarette in her mouth, envious of Yang Li, she also wanted to wave, but unfortunately she couldn't help herself, she would lose everything in a wave, everything she has now is obtained by men.

Sha Yi is incomprehensible, what is this operation? And why?

Ma Xiaoshu is obviously so ordinary.

The owner of the horse couldn't figure out the situation, but he felt that Boss Yang was annoyed, and he couldn't get rid of it when he posted it.

Go to bed!

Ma Xiaoshu's little brain melon has a lot of things that he can't figure out, but he never forces himself to think about it, just forget it if he can't figure it out, just make money.

He pulled up the blanket and covered it, lay down on the sofa in the lounge area and fell asleep.

At this moment, Yang Li was even more embarrassed, and several guests were looking at her.

As if to say, a divorced glamorous young woman is different, you guys play quite advanced, tsk......

Yang Lifu was angry, and he didn't dare to be angry with Ma Xiaoshu and blow himself up, but only dared to be angry with these male artists for being obscene.

She walked over domineeringly, sat down with them, and said, "My little tree has a girlfriend, and they are very affectionate. You'd better keep your mouth shut, joke to a certain extent, and don't spray everything out of the way. ”

Deng Yue didn't bird her: "Return my little tree, hahaha, you are awesome!" ”

Chen He: "Viagra is green......"

Yang Li directly gave Chen He a kick, and he said that he was leaving? Then, he went to beat Deng Yue again, and then slapped Lu Han with a broken brain, saying: "Xiaoshu and I are very pure!" It's you who are too dirty. ”

She and these people are quite good, and when Ma Xiaoshu is not there, she is not reserved, and directly coerces and seduces.

are all mixed in the circle, who still doesn't know who?

Everyone nodded again and again: "We believe!" ”

Only Sha Yi was stunned: "This is the letter?" Why don't I believe it? ”

Yang Li: "Give face, Mr. Sha!" ”

Sha Yi realized it later: "Oh, oh...... I see, I believe it too. ”

Yang Li: "Believe it, believe it, what do you mean by faith?" ”

Sha Yi nodded: "I believe it." ”

Chen He complained: "This kind of thing, I actually want the woman to communicate, it can only prove that Ma Xiaoshu is too powerful." ”

Lu Han let out his signature laughter: "Hahahahahaha......"

Yang Li: "You guys are so obscene!" Me and Xiaoshu haven't had anything like that so far, it's just that I like to flirt with him, and he likes to take revenge on me, that's all. ”

Sister Tanuki is very reluctant, and she dares to say anything in private.

In her case, the mouth is not a super friendship relationship, it belongs to the friendly benefits customized for Ma Xiaoshu.

Everyone was amazed, platonic and ambiguous? What kind of fairy play is this?

Yang Li's heart was tired, she was suffering from everyone's strange eyes and malicious speculation here, but the guy was lying on his side on the chair and snoring, sleeping soundly.

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At six o'clock in the afternoon, the recording of the program continued.

The last link of this episode of the show is the featured part of this show - tearing the nameplate, today's rules sound very simple, it is a simple individual battle, and the person who survives to the end wins.

Here is a three-story aerospace science and technology museum, and ten guests are paraded with huge name tags and taken to different places by the staff.

Program group broadcast: "5,4,3,2,1...... Game on! ”

"You don't even have to wear an eye patch?"

Ma Xiaoshu had watched a little "Let's Run" before, and most of the environments where the nameplates were torn, and the guests were sent to their destinations wearing blindfolds.

No one answered Ma Xiaoshu, he was in the exhibition hall on the second floor, and he didn't see other guests around.

Then he found a bag with a card in it that said the name tag had become smaller.

Ma Xiaoshu replaced the big brand with a small brand.

As soon as the switch was completed, Wang Chulan walked over: "You switched?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm lucky to have found the card." ”

Wang Chulan also took out a card and said, "Ma Xiaoshu, you are still too young, I don't know how deep the director's routine is." ”

Ma Xiaoshu really didn't understand: "Isn't it just an ordinary name-tearing brand?" ”

Wang Chulan: "No! Absolutely not, what do you see on the card? This card can be replaced with a normal name plate. What do you mean? It means that the big brand I am now is a special brand, have you noticed? ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Wang Chulan with mentally retarded eyes: "I found it!" The big brand is bigger and better to tear. ”

Wang Chulan also looked at Ma Xiaoshu with mentally retarded eyes: "Didn't you notice that the big brand has wings?" This is the angel's wings......"

Ma Xiaoshu (′Д'): "I only know the wings of the sky and the sea. ”

Wang Chulan was excited: "Hey? Cut this paragraph, Ma Xiaoshu, don't mess with the yellow cavity. ”

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "Oh." ”

Wang Chulan: "Go on, this is the angel's wings!" Angels can be resurrected, which means that they have two lives, and only one life after changing to a normal nameplate. If I'm not mistaken, everyone gets a name-brand card, it's not rare, so it's definitely a trap. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "After listening to your analysis, I feel that you have persecution paranoia. ”

What kind of logic is this?

Wang Chulan was not convinced, and said: "As the old man of this show, I tell you responsibly that there must be a problem with today's brand-tearing link." Did you get the clue? Phoenix Nirvana, losing is winning, suffering is a blessing, etc., doesn't it imply that winning is not a good thing? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "You just deduced this thing? ”

What are you pretending to be!

Wang Chulan: "What did you calculate?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged: "It's obvious! Losing is winning, that is to say, if you tear off the nameplate and win, you can't be a flying man, isn't that better? I didn't want to be at all, it was too ugly to take the clothes, so I had to win until the end. ”

Wang Chulan took two steps back and looked Ma Xiaoshu up and down: "Why are you so smart?" How did I not think of that? As if what you said was right. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't care what your program team stipulates is winning and losing, I just want to tear everyone up." ”

Ma Xiaoshu, who has always had a strong desire to win, only wants to lose today, and only by losing can he ensure that he does not wear that ugly dress 100%.

Wang Chulan nodded, and turned his back to Ma Xiaoshu: "Then you tear me up, verify whether my speculation is correct, Angel Wings will definitely be resurrected." ”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "No, I won't tear you and Yang Anzhu, you better find a place to hide." Moreover, there is certainly no resurrection! ”

My horse Xiaoshu does not tear the weak.

Wang Chulan firmly believed in his speculation: "It will definitely be resurrected, I'll try it with Teacher Sha Yi." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Try it and die!" ”

Wang Chulan didn't listen to persuasion, and quickly found Sha Yi to go to the open space on the first floor to fight alone, both of them were big names.

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the ground next to him to watch the play, and other guests also came one after another.

Yang Li unscrewed a bottle of yogurt for Ma Xiaoshu: "Who do you think will win?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Wang Chulan said that he wanted to try to see if he could be resurrected, and Mr. Sha wanted to tear up the famous brand." ”

"You mean that Wang Chulan will deliberately release water?"

"No, I mean he's weak, and anyone can tear him apart if he doesn't hide."

"Oh......"

Over there, in half a minute, Wang Chulan was torn off.

Broadcast: "The king is blue!" ”

Wang Chulan looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Why?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I told you that there was no resurrection, and you don't believe it." ”

Since the rule is that the ultimate winner of the name tag is the loser, is it necessary to have a resurrection mechanism? Draw a snake then put legs on it.

The man in black took Wang Chulan away, and couldn't help but complain: "Why is it you every time?" ”

"The man in black criticizes me??"

Wang Chulan felt deeply hurt, even if he won out, he was still very insulting. Especially guessed the rules wrong, it was a slap in the face, and the analysis with Ma Xiaoshu just now seems very stupid.

He thought that Ma Xiaoshu was not smart, but he turned out to be even more stupid.

When the show was broadcast, the barrage was full of ridicule, and you still look down on Ma Xiaoshu with your IQ?