Chapter 180: The White Scoop Makes People Happy
Song? What song?
Deng Yue sat on the chair and rubbed his eyes vigorously, last night they drank until more than two o'clock, and the old man's energy was not as strong as Lu Han's, and he was still fascinated.
"How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, alone at the peak, the cold wind keeps blowing, who can understand my loneliness ......"
Ma Xiaoshu rarely showed a bel canto singing style.
Deng Yue directly shook his eyes open, and laughed: "Wrote it for me?" Tailor-made songs? ”
Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "Of course!" What does Brother Yue think? ”
Can I copy Jay Chou, but not Stephen Chow?
After copying for three or four months, Ma Xiaoshu has gotten too much information from the fog, and sometimes there are not only the author of the song in the message, but also related images. Ma Xiaoshu found more and more that the two worlds were very similar, including Deng Yue, Lu Han, and Yang Li, but they were not the same age.
And it just so happens that there is no Jay Chou and Stephen Chow in the entertainment industry in this world, since you don't exist, then I can't copy it?
It's a contribution to the world!
When Ma Xiaoshu saw Deng Yue, he unlocked the song "Invincible", and also attached a MV of the movie "Mermaid", as well as a clip of the two policemen drawing fish, laughing until he was angry, but unfortunately it was not the whole film......
Since this song was sung by Deng Yue in another world, Ma Xiaoshu returned to its original owner...... Prostitute him for nothing!
"Love in the West" is a song that Ma Xiaoshu got from the fog after seeing the news of the fake of Western cultural relics, well, the handwriting on the clay tablet is still clearly visible, is it true that we didn't play with urine and mud when we were children?
But Ma Xiaoshu likes the melody of this song, so he decided to share it with Lu Han and sing it together, so that the new album has rubbed Lu Dingliu's popularity again, and it is cool and crooked.
Lu Han can't refuse, he doesn't have a good song, this song will determine his status in the music world.
"Invincible" is also good, but Ma Xiaoshu felt that it was not suitable for him, so he simply threw it to Deng Yue.
Deng Yue is an actor, but he is also multi-habitat development, a good song, there is no need to refuse, the main thing is that Lu Han looked at it with his eyes, and wanted Deng Yue to help make friends with Ma Xiaoshu, and he would ask Ma Xiaoshu for songs in the future.
Deng Yue liked this song, a kind of primitive impulse from his blood, so he couldn't help but sing this song, but he was very calm: "Ma Xiaoshu, what do you want?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu Yang was angry: "Everyone is a brother, why do you look at me like this?" ”
Deng Yue looked at Lu Han with a smile: "This answer...... Seems like it's going to be a bit much? Ma Xiaoshu, this guy really doesn't regard himself as an outsider! Tell me about it. ”
Lu Han: "Hahahaha......"
Ma Xiaoshu coughed: "What are you doing outside with Brother Yue?" Didn't you say that last night? Teacher Sha Yi and I are going to make a new show, the recording location is beautiful, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, just now Brother Lu said when I was running with me that I wanted to have fun, I thought that this kind of good thing can't help but think about my brother Yue......"
Deng Yue stretched out his palm: "You wait a while!" Sha Yi is on the thief ship, right? Beautiful scenery? Are you recording ...... Survival show, right? I've seen you and Bei Ye killing fish on the Internet......"
Lu Han: "Hahahahaha...... Absolutely! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh......"
Deng Yue leaned back: "Little thing!" Have a chat with me? Crazy, right? I've eaten more of the bridge than you've walked with salt! ”
The wine hasn't woken up yet.
Ma Xiaoshu saw that it was exposed, and he didn't pretend anymore: "That's what it means, I wrote a song for you and Brother Lu, in exchange for you to make a free cameo?" Will it work? If it can't be done, forget it, if it can work, we will go to the white prostitute Teacher Chen He again, I didn't write a song for him, pure white prostitution ......"
Deng Yue: "Then what's going on...... Isn't that it? I don't want this song from you, but Chen He, I like it! The young man has a lot of ideas! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Look at it! I've been learning from idols since I was a child, so how bad can it be? ”
Lu Han: "Your mouth is so oily!" You just didn't think Brother Yue was old! ”
Deng Yue immediately grabbed Ma Xiaoshu's neck: "Do I call me mature and steady?" Who's old? ”
Ma Xiaoshu rarely did not fight back: "Neither old nor old, but Teacher Chen He is very smart, known as the strongest brain in "Let's Run", I'm afraid that the three of us are not very smart and can't fool him." ”
Deng Yue was not convinced: "It's you two who are not smart, don't take me!" Chen He, he is a little clever, I am a big wisdom! Don't look at who the captain is. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "The matter of prostituting Chen He in vain depends on the captain!" I can't, I'm stupid. ”
Deng Yue: "Huh??? ”
Lu Han: "Hahahahaha...... It's on the set, right? Hahaha! ”
Deng Yue rubbed his temples: "No! I'll tell you Xiao Lu, I got a good song like you, it's not for nothing! The two of us have a song, it's not a loss, a song written by Ma Xiaoshu! The song of the red! Right? Poor Chen He, he can't get anything, and he has to be tricked by us to record the show for free. ”
I forcibly made up for myself.
Lu Han also dared to believe it: "Roar~ If we don't give Chen He a routine, we will lose!" ”
Chen He is not unlucky, but he is a loss.
Logic pass~
Deng Yue also nodded again and again, put on his coat and went to kick Chen He's door, and called him while kicking back.
"Crazy? What time is it? ”
Chen He opened the door and let the three into the room, and he lay down again, lying on the sofa.
Deng Yue pulled him up: "Good news! Good news! Ma Xiaoshu's new variety show invites me, Xiaolu and you to experience it for free, and travel to the mountains and water, eat and live! We were able to eat meat and drink wine in the most beautiful scenery......"
Lu Han's face was distorted, and he held back a smile.
Ma Xiaoshu's face was as usual, and his skin was thick enough.
Chen He closed his eyes: "Extreme survival?" I feel sorry for Mr. Sha Yi! ”
Deng Yue: "Enjoy nature uh ......"
Lu Han: "Puff hahaha......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "A relaxed survival show, it won't be too tiring." ”
Chen He opened his eyes and looked at the three people in front of him, and smiled coldly: "If I'm not mistaken, these two should be benefited, and I'm free alone, right?" ”
Deng Yue smirked: "How is it possible?" Ma Xiaoshu is our own brother, shouldn't we go to cheer for him to start a new show? ”
Chen He: "Get out, Xiao Lu, you look into my eyes." ”
Lu Han's eyes fluttered: "What are you doing?" ”
Chen He smiled: "Hmph, hahaha...... The shitch in the corner of your eye betrays you! What can Ma Xiaoshu give you? A good song you can't refuse? ”
Lu Han instantly froze, nervous to death.
Deng Yue couldn't go on, and pinched Chen He's neck: "Are you going or not?" ”
Chen He: "Crooked? You two are paid, I am free, why should I go? Is Ma Xiaoshu familiar with me? It's not good to be uncooked! If it weren't for Yang Li's face, I wouldn't have taken him with me when I drank! Ma Xiaoshu, you speak. ”
Deng Yue gave Ma Xiaoshu a look, it's a goof, you give him some benefits.
Lu Han also felt that Ma Xiaoshu should pay something.
Ma Xiaoshu looked firm: "I just want to prostitute you for nothing." ”
The white scoop makes people happy!
"Hahahaha......"
All three laughed, neurotic!
Ma Xiaoshu shrugged, what can I do? Chen He is a comedian and doesn't need music resources, and Ma Xiaoshu only has this, and the whole Jiaxing has no resources that can give Chen He, and he can't play an ancient puppet.
Chen He also sobered up, drank water and said, "Then you will pay for it!" I'm two million a month, it's not expensive. ”
It is indeed not expensive, among the three of Deng, Lu, and Chen, he is the cheapest one.
Ma Xiaoshu is such a picky person, how can he pay for it?
He scratched his ears and cheeks, trying to figure out a way.
Today, Teacher Chen He must be given to prostitution! It's not a show anymore, it's a desire to win between men.
Suddenly!
Ma Xiaoshu had a flash of inspiration.
What a genius I'm a genius!
The three of them all noticed the change in Ma Xiaoshu's demeanor, and looked at him one after another, see what ability you have to make Chen He join for free, Chen He is also a slut, and there are not many people who can trick him.
Chen He seemed to smile: "You say." ”
Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "You come to my show as a guest for free, and I will give you a privilege, a privilege in the show." ”
Chen He: "Neurotic! ”
The other two also found it boring, what privilege is so expensive? Have an unlimited supply of instant noodles on the island?
Ma Xiaoshu: "Privilege is...... Teacher Sha Yi can be ordered to do anything. ”
Chen He immediately came to the spirit: "Huh? You're a fucking genius! I want to think about it......"
Deng Yue was dumbfounded, this, who can refuse?
Lu Han was already laughing like crazy, and he couldn't stop, Teacher Sha was too miserable.
Chen He thought for a while and said, "I have a request!" That is, the environment in which the program was recorded must be very miserable, miserable and inhumane, so miserable that there are no friends! Otherwise, the privilege is not interesting. ”
Ma Xiaoshu didn't even think about it, and his eyes didn't blink: "Arrangement!" ”
High five!
The agreement takes effect!
Ma Xiaoshu finally arrived, and Mr. Sha also made outstanding contributions to his new show, although he was still in the dark, but it was also his resident show after all!
Presumably, he is also willing to give.
After talking, the four of them went to the hotel's tea room to drink tea and sober up.
Not long after, Sha Yi also received WeChat, rubbed his sleepy-eyed face and came to the tea room, sat down and asked, "Why did you get up at eight o'clock?" Don't let people sleep? ”
The four of them looked at him with a smile:
"Drink tea! Drink tea and sober up! ”
"It's healthy to go to bed late and wake up early!"
"Eat something."
"To tell you the good news, the three of us have decided to support you and Ma Xiaoshu for free......"
After hearing this, Sha Yi jumped up happily: "Hey Mom! Thank you! How else to say that you rely on friends when you go out? Oops, I've had a lot of luck these two days! Today, not today, I'm leaving, next time I'll invite everyone to eat a big meal and drink Moutai! ”
Chen He took out a piece of paper and gave it to him: "Write it down, how much is the big meal, is Moutai enough!" ”
Sha Yi was stunned: "Still write it down?" ”
Deng Yue gave him a pen: "It's time to show your sincerity!" Mr. Sha. ”
Lu Han was a little shy and sent a box of ink clay to cover the handprint.