Everyone on the stage looked at Ma Xiaoshu, are you talking about human words? Isn't it normal for the entertainment industry to falsely report height?

Lin Shuao also stared at Ma Xiaoshu, which guard in the NBA is not tall in shoes?

He Jiyong is as good as ever at resolving embarrassment: "Ma Xiaoshu...... So what if I say I really have 181? ”

Everyone is waiting for Ma Xiaoshu to answer, how to answer this?

Teacher He was not worried, smiling, he knew that Ma Xiaoshu, a neurotic, could catch anything.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I'm 194, fair, right?" ”

The artists immediately laughed, and the word fairness is very spiritual.

He Jiyong said: "It's as fair as you walking on the catwalk, you can tell at a glance whether it's a mule or a horse." In the show just now, Ma Xiaoshu, how do you think you performed? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Although my surname is Ma, I am a mule. ”

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone is happy that Ma Xiaoshu has a forced number.

He Jiyong: "Our five guests today are really handsome to the point of exploding, and one is so stupid that it is very fair." The reason why we invite these five guests today is because they have all participated in basketball variety shows before, so it is also a special match for our theme of today's 'basketball friends'. ”

Ma Lan pointed to Ma Xiaoshu: "The five of them are a special match, but this mule friend? ”

He Jiyong: "He just recently became a ...... Friend! ”

Ma Lan smiled: "So it's five guests and a homophonic terrier, no wonder Ma Xiaoshu looks so abrupt in terms of appearance and temperament." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Today my name is Mule Xiaoshu, thank you." I really envy you surnamed Ma! ”

It's too bad, Ma Lan can't catch it.

The mule Xiaoshu is just that, envious of the logic of the surname Ma, which makes Ma Lan laugh, she really has no ability to control the field, and she can't even control the field herself.

Teacher He said, "Okay mule tree, please shut up, okay?" Let's interview the superstar first......"

He interviewed Lin Shuao, Li Yifang, Deng Neng, Wang Heli and Wang Minghao in turn, and talked about things related to suits, and everyone wore suits.

Because Ma Xiaoshu stole the scene as soon as he came up, Mr. He had to control the balance and give other artists more shots.

He Jiyong did not interview Ma Xiaoshu's experience of wheezing, because he was wearing a jacket today, because he joined in temporarily, and the program team did not prepare a suit for him.

Then there is the pompous advertising placement link, which is too hard!

Ma Xiaoshu chose to go to the corner to wander because ...... That mobile phone brand is a hostile force endorsed by Ma Xiaoshu, I won't help you advertise, and the camera won't give you a rub.

One thing to say, Ma Xiaoshu's spokesperson did a great job, his mobile phone was replaced by Hua Wei's mid-range machine, the shoes were Red Star Nike, and he also carried five grains and rice fields in his bag, and he advertised whenever he had the opportunity.

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu can't advertise on mobile phones in this show, but shoes and instant noodles should be fine.

Then I moved on to the first game of the show, called "Male on Male".

Thirty-six straight men stood on the stage with the selected answers, and asked the guests the same question to see if the male guests could guess the straight man's mind, in fact, it was to test which of them was a straight man.

Before the game started, He Jiyong still couldn't help but cue Ma Xiaoshu: "Mule Xiaoshu, if you don't get all the right things in this game, it can only mean one problem." ”

Audiences across the country know that Ma Xiaoshu is a straight man of steel.

Ma Lan: "Do you mean that Ma Xiaoshu is outfitted?" ”

He Jiyong: "No. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It shows that they are not straight men." ”

He Jiyong smiled and high-fived Ma Xiaoshu, this sand dwarf can always get his ideas, and it is very easy to bring this kind of person on the show.

The first question: In the eyes of boys, which action is the cutest for girls to do?

Li Weijia first asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Mr. Mule, can you please announce the correct answer first?" Which action do you think is the cutest for a girl to do? ”

Ma Xiaoshu recalled carefully.

Ma Lan leaned on He Jiyong's shoulder and smiled: "He is very serious thinking about the actions that someone has done. ”

He Jiyong: "I will Amway Xiaowen watch this issue." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's all mouths." ”

Everyone said a few times, and they didn't think it would be anything, the straight man of steel would lose to Duzui?

He Jiyong asked Lin Shuao again, and replied that girls were cute when they ate.

Magical answer.

Li Weijia: "Those cheerleading girls, you often see them cheering for you, isn't it cute to dance?" ”

Lin Shuao said ironcladly: "I think...... Not cute. ”

Ma Lan: "Cheerleading girls dance and cheer, can you really refuel?" ”

Lin Shuao pouted: "No." ”

Ma Xiaoshu suddenly said: "Lin Shuao, you will be assassinated by the cheerleaders!" ”

"Hahahaha......"

Lin Shuao suddenly didn't hold back, and laughed like crazy.

The expressions of the others were very cold, where was the laughter of Ma Xiaoshu's words?

But Lin Shuao couldn't stop laughing, wiped his tears, and pointed to Ma Xiaoshu. Because, once an NBA cheerleader murdered eucalyptus and shocked the whole United States, Ma Xiaoshu said this stalk at this time, Lin Shuao is indeed very picturesque.

He Jiyong sighed: "Judging from Lin Shuyao's answer, he is as straight as Ma Xiaoshu. ”

When asked about Li Fangfang, he said seriously: "I think ...... Girls are cutest when they spend the money I earn. ”

Ma Xiaoshu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, Deng Neng secretly pulled Ma Xiaoshu with his hands next to him, obviously he couldn't bear it.

You're also overly honest, and it's true that many girls have spent your money.

Deng Neng's answer: "It's very cute when you cover your mouth and smile." ”

In fact, the program team has prepared alternative answers, which are: A has his mouth, B plays with his hair, C covers his mouth and laughs, and D turns in circles.

The guests were divided into two teams, and the Malan group chose B to play hair.

He Jiyong's group is still arguing fiercely, because Deng Neng and Ma Xiaoshu said that they are also in the options.

In the end, most people decided to choose C to cover their mouths and laugh.

Thirty-six straight men showed their answers, and 80 percent chose Dukou.

So, both teams are not right.

Deng Neng and Li Fangfang went up separately to question whether they were straight men, what the hell are they talking about?

He Jiyong said: "Ma Xiaoshu is right, why don't we choose the answer of the straight man of steel, and choose the answer of Deng Nuannan?" He's not a straight man. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "So, believe me." ”

Deng Neng was still unconvinced, and asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Why are you all cute?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "There is no reason in the world of straight men? Only what. ”

Deng Neng: "......"

In fact, there is a reason, Ma Xiaoshu thought about it for so long and found that Gao Wen's mouth was the cutest, because, many times, she closed her eyes on her toes, and her little face was full of expectations.

Isn't that cute?

Ma Xiaoshu can't bear it, can it be the choice of a straight man?

Question 2: What would you do during the Cold War after a fight with your girlfriend?

Ma Xiaoshu replied in seconds: "Play games!" ”

Everyone, including the artists on stage, the audience and the straight men opposite: "Hahahaha......"

There are also people who give Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up.

Ma Lan, as a woman, stood up very indignantly: "Why? Ma Xiaoshu, won't your conscience hurt? ”

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged and said: "She often disturbs me to play games, if there is a quarrel, then I can play the game quietly!" Unfortunately, we haven't quarreled yet. ”

He Jiyong: "So...... You're already secretly preparing for a fight, aren't you? ”

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I don't have this plan for the time being." She went to filming, and it was far away, so she couldn't disturb me playing games. ”

Everyone laughed out loud again, is this something that can be said?

Li Weijia: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you want to cut this section?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Don't cut it, I'm the right answer." ”

Others were not convinced, and gave their own answers.

Wang Heli's answer was also very straightforward: "What a good opportunity?" Get out and hi! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's okay, drink with your brothers." ”

Wang Heli shook hands with Ma Xiaoshu: "Look! How nice, let's go out together and play games at the same time. ”

Li Weijia: "I think emptying her shopping cart would be useful. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you take when you run out of money?" ”

Wang Heli: "I'll just delete all the things in her collection, right, Ma Xiaoshu?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's right! ”

Li Fangfang: "I think I'll have a cold war for a while. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why don't you go out?" Don't play games either? What did the Cold War do? ”

Li Fangfang said that this is not something that can be revealed, anyway, I have something to do after the Cold War.

Deng Neng said: "I can't have this kind of character, I don't like the Cold War ......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't like the Cold War, do you want to fight with her?" ”

Everyone laughed wildly, who the could bear this?

Deng Neng also laughed for a long time before adding: "I mean that I will be very uncomfortable if I say the Cold War, so I should reason with her and explain everything clearly......

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's better to rush!" ”

Ma Lan also smiled and agreed: "This time I stand on Ma Xiaoshu, are you reasoning with your girlfriend in the cold war?" Is it because you make sense that she's with you? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "That's right! After you reason, she realizes that she is really wrong, and she will only get angrier. ”

Deng Neng: "Why? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I know all of my straight men, but you don't understand?" According to me, you take her directly to the octagonal cage, and whoever stands up and comes out to listen to whom. ”

Another round of hilarity.

Deng Neng said that he couldn't understand it, was it wrong to be reasonable? How can you tell who is right and who is wrong if you are unreasonable?

His warm man design is really just a personal design.

The answer given by the program team is: A asks a friend to play games, B drinks alone, C immediately apologizes to his girlfriend, and D sends it to Moments to win sympathy.

The correct answer is indeed A.

But the Malan group was selected first, and the He Jiyong group lost one round.

That's not the point, the point is that all straight men picked A, with no exceptions, including those who have girlfriends.

Everyone was stunned, especially the two hostesses, who said that they absolutely couldn't accept it!

Ma Lan specially interviewed Ma Xiaoshu, the provider of the correct answer: "Do you think that during the Cold War, your girlfriend was so angry that she hit the wall, and you played games in the next room, do you have a conscience?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's better than fighting, right?" ”

Malan was speechless.