Because of the Grammys and the English version of "Love Song of the West Sea", Ma Xiaoshu hung on the hot search all day yesterday. Many traffic artists chose to avoid its edge, and waited until today to start operating and buying hot searches, and it was almost the end of the year, rushing to the performance or something.

I got up this morning and threw money at it, and found that the hot search was still Ma Xiaoshu's, and the animal posted a bilingual version of "Kiss Goodbye" in Douyin, which dominated the screen again.

Many artists' teams are angry, and the money spent today is wasted again!

Of course, you can buy it hard until it overpowers Ma Xiaoshu's popularity, but it is easy to be ridiculed by netizens, and it will be black for the artist, which is not cost-effective.

As a result, all kinds of traffic and fresh meat could only stare dryly, praying that Ma Xiaoshu would get off the hot search as soon as possible.

Ma Xiaoshu has never been on the hot search himself, he has no concept of this, he just thinks that netizens are so boring, and he can be discussed by them for a long time if he does anything.

It was something he didn't realize that what he thought was normal was all work.

Not to mention anything else, picking up dung in my hometown......

There's no need to pronounce a fighting sound.

Which celebrity uses picking dung as a talent show?

But this morning, Ma Xiaoshu is particularly concerned about his popularity, and he cares about the number of fans of the toktik account on the Internet.

Originally, Ma Xiaoshu felt that he had lost last night, but before going to bed last night, the number of fans of that account was only a few thousand.

Who knew that someone posted the bilingual version of "Kiss Goodbye" on Toktik this morning, because the English version was sent earlier than the bilingual version, so foreigners found out that Jaylen Ma should be Ma Xiaoshu himself.

The news came a little late, but it still spread, and many gringos who like Ma Xiaoshu ran to Jalen Ma.

At half past seven in the morning, Jalen Ma's fans exceeded 500,000, and they are still growing rapidly, which is still half of the one million fans who bet on Chen He.

Ma Xiaoshu's desire to win is back.

As long as I lose, then I will not admit defeat, but if I win, it is the desire to win between men.

After eating, everyone boarded the minibus prepared by the program team.

The program team announced the destination of this issue - Lazar in the snow area, and carefully explained the precautions to everyone.

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned: "What's the matter?" Didn't you say to go to Xihuan? ”

Director: "Who told you to go to Xihuan?" We just passed by there and took the train directly into Tibet. ”

Ma Xiaoshu choked Chen He's throat: "Chen He fooled me when I came, he said to go to Xihai Lake to sing "Xihai Love Song". ”

Director: "You said he was fooling you." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone knows, but Ma Xiaoshu alone doesn't know, they hide it very hard, just to give Ma Xiaoshu a scare.

Chen He was choked by the neck, and he was still eating buns: "Vomit...... In fact, this is a very cool thing, many people can't go to the snow area for the rest of their lives, Ma Xiaoshu, you can get paid into Tibet and sell it cheaply. Still pinching? Are you scared? ”

Ma Xiaoshu let go of him: "What am I afraid of?" I just hate the feeling of being cheated on, it will seem like I'm stupider than you. ”

Chen He: "An audition to sell melon seeds compares his IQ with me." Moreover, you still owe me a promise, and I will tell you if you are annoyed and let you climb Mount Everest. ”

Deng Yue arched the fire: "This is indeed okay, Ma Xiaoshu will definitely not die if his body is strong." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "If you can't die, you will die in death, right?" ”

Everyone: "That's right. ”

Ma Xiaoshu didn't believe in evil, and took out his mobile phone: "I haven't lost yet, it's not eight o'clock yet." ”

Chen He looked disdainful: "It rose by more than 4,000 last night, and now it is a few thousand?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Huh~870,000." ”

Chen He leaned over: "It's really fake, I'll ...... Ma Xiaoshu, did you buy powder? ”

Everyone squeezed over, and sure enough, at 7:52 the time now, the number of Jalen Ma fans is 874,000, and the comment area is full of "Welcome Jalen Ma", and the gringos already know that this is Ma Xiaoshu himself.

Refresh, 882,000.

Refresh it again, 884,000.

It's going up quite fast, it's night over there, and there are a lot of people brushing it short, and this is Ma Xiaoshu's first English song, which is also a bit of a gimmick, and it's also very good.

The suspense is back!

Ma Xiaoshu said viciously: "When I win Chen He, I will let him go to the Himalayas to catch snow monsters." ”

Chen He also became nervous: "If you can lose this, it will be too unreasonable, I seriously doubt that you buy powder." ”

Time passed minute by minute, and it came to 7:59, and Ma Xiaoshu had 988,000 fans.

Refreshed 991,000, 994,000, 996,000, 998,000......

"It's eight o'clock! It's eight o'clock, and you're losing. ”

Chen He shouted.

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless, the time did come to eight o'clock, and then, the number of fans exceeded one million.

A few seconds late......

Lu Han said to Ma Xiaoshu seriously: "Just now you refreshed and swiped your phone so much that it was about to smoke, it looks stupid, hahaha!" ”

"Hahahaha......"

Although everyone ridiculed, they were actually very convinced.

Ma Xiaoshu is really popular abroad, after confirming that he is the real number, he broke one million fans in two hours, a few of them don't look at it and laugh happily, if they come, the number of fans is not as good as Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu put away his mobile phone and stopped it: "Isn't it just climbing Mount Everest?" Bei Ye can climb up, but I can't climb up? ”

Others will be ridiculed when they say this, but Ma Xiaoshu will not, he is just stating a fact.

Chen He chicken thief said: "It's not really for you to climb Mount Everest, I'll just say that, I haven't thought about what I'll let you do." ”

The machine recorded it, and Ma Xiaoshu was embarrassed to regret it, so he could only stubbornly say: "Whatever you want, my Ma Xiaoshu is fearless." ”

Chen He: "You're a little provocative, today, you still don't please me?" ”

Lu Han said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Why don't we give it up?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu stiffened his neck and said, "Impossible! I'm not going to throw in the towel. ”

As long as I don't admit defeat, I haven't lost, Brother Shu is notoriously hard-mouthed.

Deng Yue, Chen Ming, and Tian Yu began to instigate Chen He to give Ma Xiaoshu a ruthless blow, Ma Xiaoshu's face had already been lost by himself, and he didn't have to think about face at all.

As we all know, Ma Xiaoshu is shameless.

Chen He also thought about it seriously, Ma Xiaoshu was only afraid of ghosts, and he was not afraid of anything else, a ruthless man who even beat the boss...... I've got to get him treated.

In fact, Ma Xiaoshu is also a little empty, of course he is not only afraid of ghosts, but also afraid of dancing, afraid of snail noodles, afraid of sweet tofu brain, afraid of salty tofu brain......

The minibus arrived at Lanzhou Station, and everyone got on the Harmony.

Each guest was assigned a hard seat, and he had to guess with the staff of the program team to win the soft sleep, as sloppy as always.

Ma Xiaoshu feels that according to the sloppiness of producer Wang Zhengyu, there is a high probability that his show will also be sloppy.

Everyone guessed and lost, only Ma Xiaoshu and Chen He didn't guess.

Chen He: "Ma Xiaoshu, you guess first, a group of decaying coffees, I'll wait until you're done and I'll guess, so that you can win." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "In the end, I'm used to the finale. ”

Chen He didn't fight with him, he stood up first and guessed the boxing, and won, the only guest who has won a sleeper seat so far.

All the guests applauded and cheered, it was not easy.

In the end, it was Ma Xiaoshu's turn, and Chen He threatened: "If you lose, I will send you to the Western Regions to eat naan!" Two soft sleepers for eight people are completely different from one soft sleeper for eight people. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "How can I lose?" Come! Rock-paper-scissors ......"

Slap in the face.

Ma Xiaoshu lost, and suddenly couldn't get off the stage: "Wait, I'll quibble......"

Chen He: "Send you to the Western Regions!" Next stop: Xihuan transfer! ”

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "Am I not Koi 2.0?" How can you lose? ”

Lu Han said with a smile: "You must have heard Brother He say to send you to the Western Regions, so you deliberately lost, you think of Gao Wen!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said with a righteous face: "You are slandering!" I never thought of her. ”

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone was stunned for three seconds, and then laughed wildly, and the staff of the program team couldn't help it, can this be said?

Chen He also laughed for a long time and said, "Forget it, cut this paragraph for him, don't go back after recording the show, and your girlfriend will be gone." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said stiffly: "No need to cut it off!" I'm not afraid! ”

Chen He: "I really want to send you to the Western Regions and let you say in front of Gao Wen, I will never miss you." Ay? What do the brothers think? ”

Deng Yue: "That's it!" It was perfect! ”

Lu Han: "Send him!" ”

Other guests also coaxed, making you scare you to death!

Ma Xiaoshu decisively coaxed: "There's no need, it's not necessary, you still have to record the show, the program team has arranged the follow-up links." ”

Producer Wang Zhengyu suddenly spoke: "The program team has no arrangements, if Chen He insists on sending Ma Xiaoshu to the Western Regions, we can also buy tickets for you." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's ...... Sloppy? ”

Producer: "Our show has always been so sloppy, you know?" ”

A show that suddenly changed its itinerary to go to Ma Xiaoshu's house to kill New Year's pigs, can it be a serious program?

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I take back what I just said, I really miss Gao Wen." ”

Chen He: "I still insist on sending you to the Western Regions." ”

Lu Han raised his hand: "I'm with Brother He, I want to look at Ma Xiaoshu and say to Gao Wen in person...... I never miss you! Hahaha! ”

Deng Yue: "You can go with confidence, the rest of us will go to the snow area, now we are all working, the snow area and the Western Regions are available." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Executive Producer: "Good! We're buying tickets on our phones right now. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was dying and struggling: "Forget it, the Western Regions are too far away......"

The producer blocked him with one sentence: "Twenty-one hours to Lazar, twenty-three hours to Dihua, only two hours away." ”

For the first time in Ma Xiaoshu's life, he was deflated in a variety show, and the audience of Siha also witnessed history.

Who is Wang Zhengyu? The veteran of the variety show industry never records shows according to routines.

Can Ma Xiaoshu go to the snow area the same as Ma Xiaoshu going to the Western Regions? Of course, going to the Western Regions is more attractive to the audience. As for the program group, it would be good to divide it into two, with the director on one side and the producer on the other.

So, when they arrived at Xihuan Station, Ma Xiaoshu, Lu Han, and Chen He got off the bus with their luggage, changed to another car, and drove towards Dihua, the richest man in the Western Regions.

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