Sha Yi's jaw almost fell into the water: "This is okay?" ”

Come to work and fight the people: "Wangwang......"

Ma Xiaoshu pressed the fluttering crocodile: "Its bite is strong, but the strength to open its mouth is not great, eh?" You can't open your mouth, can you? Bite me, stupid! ”

Sha Yi said in a panic: "What now?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu was calm, and even a little joking: "What else should I do?" Send it home! ”

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the crocodile's mouth with one hand like an iron tong, and with the other hand he took out the jungle knife, the knife was very sharp, and easily cut the crocodile's brain.

The crocodile is no longer fluttering, quiet and well-behaved.

Ma Xiaoshu picked it up and shook it: "Yay! It's a bit more than dog meat. ”

The panic on Sha Yi's face gradually turned into a wild wave, and it flowed over: "Give Uncle a hug, Uncle is rare about it." ”

Dogs are also rare, jumping over and biting the crocodile's tail to death, pretending to be brave.

Sha Yi hugged the crocodile and picked up the camera to take a selfie: "Everyone saw it too, right?" It had a bad life and met me and Ma Xiaoshu. The crocodile is Meng, but how can we Meng? We've been strictly trained, this little thing, quack, kill ......"

Then, the crocodile flicked.

Sha Yi was so frightened that he ran away, and his face was pale.

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's the dog dragging the crocodile, how can you blow the." ”

Sha Yi: "Don't blow it, don't blow it, you are responsible for indiscriminate killing, and I am responsible for quack...... It's scary. ”

Ma Xiaoshu kicked away the dog and carried the crocodile and continued to move forward, but he was more cautious now, and he didn't know if the crocodile had any friends.

When the show was broadcast, the domestic barrage was like this:

"......"

"! it! ”

"It's fake, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, this crocodile is an actor."

"Is Ma Xiaoshu neurotic?"

"It's so rough!"

"Crocodile: Don't come here!"

"Crocodile: I was just passing by......"

"It's over! Barbie Q too. ”

"Ma Xiaoshu is really catching up! Also flirting with people! ”

"I'm still eating......"

Viewers of Netflix abroad should be determined:

"Hahahaha......"

"I knew it was going to be unlucky, it was so funny!"

"Jobs was scared at first, and after the crocodile died, it went to bite again, haha!"

"Haihaihai~ I like this."

"I'm looking forward to what the horses will do with crocodiles."

"I can't think of a crocodile that can be used for cooking, at most barbecue, right?"

"Nope! You underestimate Chinese food. ”

"Thankfully they're Chinese, if it's Indian......"

"The lizard shivered."

In the section where Ma Xiaoshu kills the crocodile, there are bloody shots, the domestic version is mosaic, and the Netflix version is not, so people are good at it.

When the program team saw the picture captured by the drone, they were also scared into a cold sweat, they had come to the area to check many times, and they had not found crocodiles, otherwise, they would not dare to let them record the show.

They controlled the drone, flew in front of the two and asked, "Ma Xiaoshu, Sha Yi, you now have the right to terminate the recording of the show." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "No! An adult crocodile is only 30 km/h, and I can kill it! ”

Sha Yi hesitated for a moment: "I listen to my brother Shu." ”

Lai Er also echoed: "Wang~"

Gu Lina was covering her eyes to watch, she was really frightened, worried that Ma Xiaoshu was bitten by a crocodile, just now, the thought in her heart was that it didn't matter, her brother-in-law just needed to run faster than Sha Yi.

As a result, the brother-in-law took the crocodile knife???

This stunned her, as well as the program staff and the two guests.

Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were curious about Ma Xiaoshu's new program, so they made an appointment to come to the program group in advance, and then they saw an unforgettable scene of Ma Xiaoshu riding on the back of a crocodile and teasing it......

Xue Cheng looked at Yang Xiaoyue: "This is too easy, right?" I doubt that Ma Xiaoshu can really single-handedly take on an adult crocodile! ”

Yang Xiaoyue copied his hands: "If you remove the word doubt, he will definitely be able to, in fact, you can also single out the crocodile, but you can only single it out once." ”

Xue Cheng: "......"

In the swamp, after walking for another half an hour, the two men and the dog finally came to the edge of the swamp, and after climbing up, there was a rainforest in front of them.

The rainforest is very dense with vegetation and there are no roads, so it looks primitive.

They sat on the ground and rested for a while, it was almost noon, Sha Yi was tired and hungry, Ma Xiaoshu was not much better, and the worst thing was to work, the dog's endurance was very poor.

There was a bamboo forest at the edge of the rainforest, and Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi went to pick up some dead bamboo and bamboo branches.

Ma Xiaoshu took a knife to scrape bamboo scraps from the dead bamboo, although the outside was wet, but the inside was dry, scraped a bunch of bamboo scraps, and made a bow with bamboo branches and vines, which was used to drill wood for fire.

Sha Yi came to confidence again: "Let me do the fire thing." I'm the best at making fires! ”

Ma Xiaoshu gave way, went to cut off the crocodile's tail, removed the skin and cut it into small pieces, skewered it with a bamboo skewer, and ate elegantly.

Soon, Sha Yi came over with his arms in his arms: "You can't drill into Mars, or it's still the old rule to smash a camera and use a battery to start a fire?" I'm familiar with that, my uncle is an intellectual player, and it's a little difficult for me to drill wood for fire. ”

Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "You are not an intellectual type, you are a waste type." ”

When the program team was editing, they repeated what Sha Yi said just now, "I'm the best at making fires."

Slap in the face.

Ma Xiaoshu went to take over the work of making the fire, and the fire ignited after a while.

The two roasted crocodile tail meat, and the drone came to feed the dog food.

Sha Yi looked at the work with a look of embarrassment, and then said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, Uncle is a little thirsty. ”

Ma Xiaoshu roasted the meat for him, took a knife and went to the bamboo forest, knocking on the bamboo as he walked, and found a piece of bamboo with water in it, so he sawed this section with a knife and brought it back.

Sha Yi was very curious: "There is water in the bamboo?" Oh, mom, it's amazing! ”

Ma Xiaoshu ate barbecue: "I've also seen wine hidden in it, and it's very expensive, huh...... This crocodile is young, why is the meat so firewood? Not suitable for grilling. ”

As he spoke, he poked the crocodile to death with a stick.

Crocodile: Are you polite?

There is no way, the conditions in this period are indeed more difficult, but I have been able to get meat since then, and my luck is not bad.

The two of them didn't finish a crocodile tail, and they also got some to feed the dogs, not too unpalatable, but the tail was a bit big.

After eating, the two were about to hurry, when the rain began to fall, and it fell heavily.

They found a big tree with dense foliage to shelter from the rain, took out their mobile phones, and watched today's main quest.

It is also a video recorded by Wang Zhengyu and Gu Lina.

In the video, Gulina is wearing a primitive and wild grass skirt with a few leaves on her chest, dancing there. Of course, it's just like the original costume, but in fact there is fabric inside, but it's very little.

After watching the video, Sha Yi asked, "What is the task?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked disgusted: "After watching the video, you don't even know what the task is?" What were you just looking at? I'm old and have a family, I don't even bother to talk about you...... Let's look at it again, and this time you look at it carefully. ”

Sha Yi looked at Ma Xiaoshu with a smile, you are also in the thighs for a long time?

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu is not so superficial, he doesn't look at his thighs and chest.