Sha Yi muttered, "Is it still called a tree house built with bamboo? TreehouseTreehouse, as the name suggests, should be a house made of trees, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Lao Sha with mentally retarded eyes: "What kind of comprehension ability do you have? That's not what the treehouse meant."

"What does that mean?"

"The tree house is the abbreviation of 'Ma Xiaoshu's house', and it has nothing to do with what you use to build it."

Ma Xiaoshu chose a big banyan tree not far from the lake to make a tree house, which has three or four thick and scattered branches three meters above the ground, which is often used to build a tree house.

Ma Xiaoshu climbed the tree to inspect it, and confidently carried a knife to the small bamboo forest.

Sha Yi thoughtfully, is this what the treehouse means?

Of course not, Ma Xiaoshu is just teasing Sha Yi, as long as it is built on a tree, it is a tree house, and it doesn't matter what materials are used.

There were several large rocks on the edge of the waterhole, and Sha Yi and his dog were lying on them to bask in the sun.

Sunlight spills down through the gaps in the leaves, forming spots of light on them.

And then the drone came again.

Sha Yi glanced at the dog next to him, and received dog food again so soon? It's not dark yet, does the dog still have afternoon tea?

If they dare to give milk to a dog or something, I will ......

The program team knew about his evil, so there was no food at all, and there were several cameras in the small foam box, and a note said, "Let Sha Yi not be idle, and install the camera position.

So, the lazy teacher Sha started working again, installing the camera around the big banyan tree.

The equipment has been updated again, these cameras are very small, can be remotely controlled, can be rotated, and can also interact with the program team in real time. First, it is convenient for program recording, and second, it is convenient to monitor the safety status of artists.

After a while, Ma Xiaoshu dragged a dozen bamboos back, and used the thickest two to cut them into about two meters to make a "foundation" and tied them to the tree, the tree house was two meters long and two meters wide, and he didn't dare to make it bigger, and the bamboo couldn't hold it.

A total of 10 bamboo poles were laid, each with a spacing of about 20 centimeters.

Four bamboo poles were fixed at the four corners as pillars, and the top was connected with bamboo poles, and a box frame with one side high and one side low was ready, the high side was one meter five, and the low side was about one meter.

Sha Yi couldn't climb the tree, and his physical strength was not good, so he could only do a little work, Ma Xiaoshu asked him to go to the bamboo forest to get back the bamboo branches and leaves he had removed before, and he had to run many times, enough for him to work until dark.

What people didn't expect was that he could put the bamboo girl on the dog's collar and let Lai'er help with the work, and later, Lai'er never went with Sha Yi again, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead. Sha Yi dragged it, and it pretended to be lame, and screamed.

"Whoa......

Sha Yi could only leave by himself angrily, in this show, his status is indeed inferior to that of a dog.

Come to work and think, I have a big money behind me, why do I work?

When foreign netizens saw this scene, they were curious: "What kind of breed is Jobs? It's so smart!"

Chinese netizens replied: "It is a Chinese pastoral dog, one of the smartest dogs in the world."

Japanese netizens: "Si Guoyi, Akita is the smartest dog in the world."

Stick netizen: "You should check it, I suspect that Jobs has stick blood."

Building a house with bamboo is actually very simple, the premise is that you have to know how to work with bamboo strips, and it just so happens that Ma Xiaoshu will be billion, because his father is weaving baskets and baskets to sell, and he has been exposed to family learning since he was a child.

….

Lao Ma's genes are good, and his hands-on ability is strong, so he can not only fight but also work.

Even Boss Yang praised Ma Xiaoshu's good craftsmanship......

Drawing bamboo strips is also particular, first cut the bamboo into a strip with a little thumb thickness, and then use a knife to remove the bamboo core inside, only retain a thin layer on the outside, the core of the removal is used to build a skeleton, and the bamboo strips are used to weave.

Ma Xiaoshu was ingenious, and quickly made up a fence two meters long and one meter wide, and began to make a second one.

Sha Yigan was tired and sat next to Ma Xiaoshu to watch.

Ma Xiaoshu asked, "Do you want to learn?" I'll teach you!"

Sha Yizhi shook his head: "Ah no, no, no, I don't learn. If I learned, the next issue would not be a treehouse, they would have to let us build a villa."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you mean? You don't have to learn?"

Shayi: "Do you know why they gave this task? It's that they know that you are very good, you can do it, last time you took everyone on the island, built such a big shed, and made a mat for Gulina, they saw that you could and tailor a task for you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "The program team can't be such a dog!"

Sha Yi: "Wang Zhengyu!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's really doggy!"

When doing "Hahahaha", under the pretext of eating, Deng Yue and the others were directly taken away to record the show, and when they were doing "Wilderness Gourmet", they asked Ma Xiaoshu to build a boat and cross the sea, and there was not even a cameraman after a program.

Sha Yi said to a camera, "I swear to God! The program team, I don't know bamboo art, I can't do wood work, and I can't make iron......

Ma Xiaoshu complained, "As for it? There's no way the program team can let us make iron in the wild, right?"

Sha Yi turned his head to look at Ma Xiaoshu: "Shhhh

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shhhhhhh That's impossible."

At the station of the program team, Wang Zhengyu took out a small notebook to record: "The idea of making iron in the field is good, and Ma Xiaoshu's brain hole must be big to engage in variety shows."

Xue Cheng, who was eating melons on the side, was stunned on the spot: "Is your show so big? How do you make iron in this place?"

Wang Zhengyu said: "I don't make iron this time, next time I will find a place where I can do it."

Xue Cheng: "I'm scared to death, I'm ready to run."

Yang Xiaoyue: "If you dare to run, they will drop you right now."

Xue Cheng: "How is it possible? The rules of the program group are that we play in the second round, a little later than Gulina. Now, though, I'd love to help them, but I'm following the rules of the show."

Wang Zhengyu suddenly raised his head: "You don't have to follow it in particular, there are no rules for our program."

Xue Cheng: "Huh?"

Wang Zhengyu beckoned: "Come on, send Teacher Xue on the road!"

Xue Cheng was taken aback: "Do you really want to be like this? Your program team is too casual, right? I'll ask for extra food, and I'll go if I have something to eat."

Wang Zhengyu nodded in agreement.

Xue Cheng went to the kitchen to eat something, and his brain was buzzing, all the sound of helicopter propellers.

Ten minutes later, the helicopter carrying Xue Cheng flew above the lake, hovered, lowered him and a foam box with a rope, and landed in the water.

Old Xue Wow Wow screamed, pushed the floating foam box, and swam to the shore.

Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi ran over to take a look, they were very disappointed, how did their long legs become rough men?

….

After Xue Cheng went ashore, he came over to give Ma Xiaoshu a high-five, Ma Xiaoshu directly skipped and ran to the box, and Xue Cheng had to go and high-five Sha Yi.

After a high-five, Sha Yi asked, "Do you bring a lighter?"

Xue Cheng shook his head: "No."

Shayi: "So what are you doing?" Give me back! We haven't finished our mission yet, so we won't be able to receive them!"

The second treehouse will not be built until tomorrow, the program team is completely ignoring the rules, Sha Yi can't say anything yet, the materials arrived in advance, which is also good.

Xue Cheng said, "You think I want to come? I was watching you work with the air conditioner blowing, and I was sent here for some reason......

Sha Yi looked disgusted and went over to look at the materials in the box.

As expected, there are still seasonings inside, in addition to the seasonings, there is milk tea, instant noodles, and Luzhou Laojiao, if it weren't for the fact that the sponsored goods were going to leave the country, they wouldn't even provide this.

Ma Xiaoshu moved the box under the big banyan tree and said to Xue Cheng, "Have you offended Wang Zhengyu?"

Xue Cheng was soaking wet, and wiped his glasses with Ma Xiaoshu's clothes: "No! I didn't mess with any of you!"

Ma Xiaoshu said, "You take off your clothes and pants and go over there to dry."

Xue Cheng: "So many cameras......

Ma Xiaoshu: "We only had boxers in the first two issues, and the clothes were all ripped from Chen He's body, and Lu Han was shirtless for two days."

Xue Cheng accepted it at once, and then took out a cucumber from his pocket of his clothes.

Sha Yi immediately pounced: "Eh! I took a shot of wine in the evening, what else did you bring?"

Xue Cheng snorted coldly, "Are you still welcoming me?"

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Anything else?"

Sha Yi began to search his body with his hands up and down, and his face was smiling.

Xue Cheng pushed him away, took out a ham sausage from another trouser pocket, felt a small bag of rice in his trouser pocket, and finally pulled out a ...... from the back of his jacket Saucepan.

It is the kind of small pan with a diameter of only 20 centimeters, which is used for omelette and steak.

"Whew~"

Xue Cheng blew his wet hair and was handsome.

Sha Yi was very happy: "Awesome! How did you come up with the idea?"

Xue Cheng said as he undressed, "Before you have built a treehouse, they are going to send me to come first and target me! I said I'm going to go to the kitchen to eat first, and then I'm going to go with these things, they don't follow the rules, why should I talk about the rules? Wang Zhengyu himself said that there are no rules for this show. Hmph!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Well done! Welcome Mr. Xue to our wilderness family, and the work of collecting firewood will be handed over to you, come on."

Xue Cheng, who had just dried his clothes, was only wearing boxers: "You welcome me so much?"

Sha Yi pulled him away: "Let's go! I'll teach you what kind of firewood you want to pick up, this show, even Andy Lau has to work when he comes."

"If I don't do it, do you dare to beat me?"

"Dare!"

"That...... Teacher Sha, what kind of Chai He is a good Chai He?"

"It's better to have a dead tree, that thing is resistant to burning, and then the tree......

Ma Xiaoshu continued to work, put a bamboo fence on the ground, spread a thick layer of bamboo leaves, and then covered a fence, fixed the two fences with bamboo strips, and one wall was ready.

The roof and floor are also made in this way, however, the roof is a little more complicated, and the bamboo leaves are arranged in one direction to facilitate drainage.

After three hours of work, a small tree house was completed, and Ma Xiaoshu made a bamboo ladder to facilitate going up and down.

The final step is to place the remaining bamboo leaves on the floor of the treehouse.

As the sun sets, Ma Xiaoshu lights up the fire and prepares to cook.

Sha Yi took a selfie in the treehouse with a camera: "Did your friends see it? This is the tree house that Ma Xiaoshu and I made, how about it? Uncle's craftsmanship is okay, right?"

Barrage: "Yes, yes, yes, so ......"

Xue Cheng was struggling with the dog and asked Ma Xiaoshu, "What is this crocodile doing tonight?"

Ma Xiaoshu dissected the crocodile's belly: "Liver and waist are fried!"

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