Chapter 251: The recording ends
"Where's the bait? Do you fish with crocodile meat? ”
Xue Cheng asked innocently.
Lao Sha glanced at him and said, "Is it possible that there is an animal called earthworm in the mud?" ”
Xue Cheng suddenly said: "Oh! Delete that sentence just now, okay? Don't expose my ignorance. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you still need us to expose you?" Yang Xiaoyue exposed you earlier. ”
Sha Yi: "That's it, now the whole country knows that you can't do anything but sing." ”
Xue Cheng had nothing to say, Yang Xiaoyue was a wrongful suit for him.
He and Sha Yi took bamboo chips to dig earthworms on the damp ground, dug them out and grabbed them into bamboo tubes, and Ma Xiaoshu was using reed poles to float.
After finding their respective positions, Xue Cheng made a bet with Sha Yi to see who would catch the fish first.
Sha Yi refused: "I will lose every time I gamble, don't gamble!" ”
Xue Cheng smiled: "I just know that you are very weak, so I want to bet with you!" ”
Sha Yi: "Aren't you the same as ...... weak?"
Lao Xue was not convinced: "How can I have your decline?" Come and gamble, aren't you? ”
Sha Yi looked at Ma Xiaoshu and shouted, "What do you say? ”
Ma Xiaoshu picked a very remote position and replied, "Bet with him!" ”
Sha Yi nodded: "Then what is the bet?" ”
Xue Cheng: "Just bet on taking off your clothes, if you win, I'll take off my shirt and record the show." It's the same if you lose, okay? ”
Sha Yi smiled bitterly: "Then bet, it's not the first time I've taken off ...... anyway."
Ma Xiaoshu did not participate in their gambling contract, and Xue Cheng did not dare to bet with Ma Xiaoshu, because Ma Xiaoshu was a koi 2.0.
Xue Cheng was still laughing: "Lao Sha, you don't know how to fish, right?" I don't either, but I at least know that there are a lot of fish in deep water! ”
Sha Yi looked dazed, it was the place that Ma Xiaoshu helped him choose, which was in the shallow water next to the tree house.
He said, "Then I'll change places and find a ...... Huh? Where's my fishing rod? ”
Puff~
Sha Yi jumped into the water, grabbed the fishing rod that was dragged away, and pulled a palm-sized crucian carp out of the water, Lao Sha pinched the fish, and then looked at Xue Cheng with a confused face.
Lao Xue (⊙▽⊙)!
"This, this ......"
Sha Yi: "Take it off!" ”
Xue Cheng pursed his lips and reluctantly began to undress.
Ma Xiaoshu walked to Sha Yi's side, inserted a thatch from the fish's mouth and pierced it through the gills, tied a knot and tied it to the grass at the water's edge, so that the fish could not run, and the little fish could not break free with little strength.
Xue Cheng took off his shirt and threw it on the ground: "I don't accept it!" I'm going to bet with you again, this time with my pants off! ”
Ma Xiaoshu couldn't stand it anymore: "Old Xue, quit gambling!" ”
Xue Cheng: "I don't!" I'm going to prove myself! ”
Sha Yi threw the earthworm into the water: "Forget it, why be so persistent?" Brother is now transferred! ”
Xue Cheng: "You have to bet!" From now on, I'm going to be serious. ”
Crash~
Sha Yi pulled up another fish and smiled brightly: "Hahaha...... Look at it! ”
Xue Cheng o((⊙_⊙))o:"......"
The pants were also taken off, and only a pair of boxers remained, Lao Xue was still unconvinced: "I don't believe it, it's only three, I still have to bet with you!" Sha Yi said disdainfully: "What are you betting with me?" I'm the king of fishing! It's two in a while. ”
Xue Cheng: "I...... I'll strip naked when I lose! ”
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Are you recording a show naked? ”
Xue Cheng: "Mosaic." ”
Sha Yi said: "The guests will be here later. ”
Xue Cheng regretted: "Then I'll bet ......"
Sha Yi hooked up another fish: "Bet on what?" ”
Xue Cheng: "I'm sorry, I was too impulsive just now, I'm sorry." ”
After saying that, he turned around and went fishing farther away.
Sha Yi swaggered at Ma Xiaoshu: "Uncle is amazing, right?" As soon as I sat down, I caught three of them. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Stupid! Last night's crocodile offal and today's leftovers are all poured here, and the nest is laid for you, of course it's easy to catch. ”
Shayi: "Is that so?" I thought I was good at fishing. ”
Ma Xiaoshu also left: "How can you have that thing?" ”
Sha Yi doesn't matter, anyway, as long as I can win Xue Cheng, who said that I am the weakest? He is!
Brother Shu is really covering his uncle!
This big brother doesn't know it, he really helps, but he looks a little stumbling.
Not long after, the two female guests also arrived, and their treatment was much better than Xue Cheng's, they also came by helicopter, but they had a mechanical tow rope to slowly put it on the ground by the lake.
Xue Cheng couldn't help but complain: "Why can't they throw it in the lake?" Just because they wear makeup? ”
In fact, they didn't wear makeup, so they just put on some sunscreen and came.
This show is very realistic, no one will make up for you if you have makeup, and everyone will appear without makeup.
Gu Lina was wearing the grass skirt in the middle, full of vitality, and Yang Xiaoyue was wearing a JK short skirt, extremely brave, and she shut Sha Yi off as soon as she came.
She only used one sentence.
"Mr. Sha, I grew up watching your TV series, and you look so young now."
Sha Yi wanted to refute but couldn't, he seemed to be about the same age, and then he looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Shouldn't you be the same?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "I'm not, I was a child...... Don't like to watch TV. ”
Shayi: "......"
Xue Cheng is not afraid of death, only a pair of boxers remains, and he also provoked Yang Xiaoyue with a homemade leaf skirt: "You have to be careful to please us, this is the rainforest, and there are many pythons." ”
Yang Xiaoyue: "There is no python, there is a reckless man like you!" ”
Xue Cheng: "......"
When it was Ma Xiaoshu's turn, she said, "You are so rich, why don't you have plastic surgery?" Even if it's fine-tuning? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You are such a popular girl group singer, haven't you learned to sing and dance?" Even if it's vocal cord surgery. ”
Yang Xiaoyue: "......"
"Hahahaha......"
This time Lao Sha and Lao Xue were happy.
With the addition of two female guests, the atmosphere of the show is even more joyful, Yang Xiaoyue has a poisonous tongue, and Gu Lina is also a big brain.
They also went to the jungle to pick some wild vegetables and came back to cook bamboo tube fish soup, Yang Xiaoyue's cooking skills are not bad, it just so happened that Sha Yi caught five fish and made five bamboo tube soup, one tube per person.
Yang Xiaoyue took over the task of cooking, Ma Xiaoshu was much easier, and took Lai Er and Lao Xue to the depths of the jungle and caught a cobra, which was very lucky.
The dinner was sumptuous, but unfortunately there was no main food, and the two female guests didn't care, they had to keep in shape.
After the meal, everyone went to the treehouse early to rest, and it was not safe to stay on the rainforest ground at night.
The next day, everyone completed the final task set by the program team: to hike out of the rainforest and find any road, and they can be rescued.
This task doesn't sound perverted, but except for Ma Xiaoshu, the four people and one dog are almost exhausted.
It was very tragic, in the last part of the road, Ma Xiaoshu carried Gu Lina on his back, Sha Yi and Yang Xiaoyue supported Xue Cheng, and it was difficult to finish, old Xue ...... collapsed.
Anyway, the show is finally finished.
After returning to the station of the program team, Sha Yi and Yang Xiaoyue surrounded Wang Zhengyu and scolded and took revenge.
Fortunately, after the doctor's examination, he said that Xue Cheng and Gu Lina were both physically exhausted, and the problem was not big, but it was still recommended to design less such high-intensity links in the future.
Ma Xiaoshu was ordinary, and went to call Gao Wen and Yang Li to report his safety.
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