After saying the cruel words, Deniz took the lead to the start of the track on the left, he had just seen it, and the chains on this side seemed to be thinner.

Ma Xiaoshu chose the right side, and then sat on the ground with a butt.

He took out a soap-sized whetstone from his purse and began to sharpen his knife, he forgot to sharpen his knife just now when he watched their game, in fact, this kind of game is very wasteful.

Qiang Qiang ......

Ma Xiaoshu finished grinding this side and grinding that side, and sparks splashed everywhere.

Deniz shouted, "Watt?!" Watts, huh? Referee, host, he cheats! ”

Judge: "There is no rule in this show that you can't sharpen knives. ”

Deniz: "Then I'll sharpen my knives too." ”

Referee: "Oh, that's your freedom, sir. ”

Deniz: "But I don't have the equipment to sharpen knives!" ”

Referee: "We regret it. ”

Deniz: "......"

"Give."

Ma Xiaoshu threw the whetstone to him and looked down to check the sharpness of the blade.

Deniz is even more speechless, it seems a little embarrassing to use it, and if you don't use it, you really suffer a loss, forget it, don't use it in vain.

"I won't thank you, Chinese, it's fair!"

"Ten dollars."

"Watts?"

"The rent of the whetstone, ten dollars to buy a fair, very cost-effective!"

Ma Xiaoshu held the Mo knife and waved.

Deniz is even more uncomfortable, if you don't give money, it seems that you will be looked down upon, and if you give money, you are a little aggrieved, this thing is really a singer? You are so cheap to your fans, do you know?

Of course I know, and I laughed to death in this party.

When both were ready, they stood at the starting point.

Deniz took off his clothes and showed Ma Xiaoshu his strong muscles, and then Ma Xiaoshu also took off his shirt and showed him his eight-pack abs.

In terms of muscle mass, Deniz is a few notches bigger, but Ma Xiaoshu's muscles are tight and well-proportioned, and he doesn't look weak.

Referee: "Three, two, one, dog!" ”

The Turks were the first to set out, and with dexterity they slashed the ropes of the first level, and the scimitar was short and easy to operate, and soon cut three ropes.

He turned his head to look and found that Ma Xiaoshu had just cracked the first rope, and he couldn't help grinning.

Ma Xiaoshu found that the rope was actually more difficult to cut than an icicle, because this thing was soft and had to be skillful, but the Mo knife was too big and could only be adjusted slowly.

The host commented passionately: "Deniz is going very well, the rope with the thickness of his arm is like paper in front of him, ah, he has already cut eight ropes, the second level seems to be a little difficult, and the tin can is very strong." Look at Jalen Ma again, he seems to be in trouble, the powerful Mo knife doesn't seem to be able to find a good way to rope, four, five, oh roar~ Look, the bat muscle behind the Chinese completely exploded when he swung the knife, and it looked powerful......"

In the distance, several female staff members of the program team couldn't help but speak.

"The muscles of the horse are so sexy!"

"Yes, I love his bat muscles."

"The muscles of the Turks appear clumsy in comparison."

"But Deniz is ahead now."

"Come on, handsome Chinese guy!"

"Handsome ???"

"Actually, if you don't look at your face, the horse is still very handsome."

"I thought, I can try to invite him to my house next."

"Is it a guest or a ......"

"Crooked?"

Wang Dabao was eating potato chips and listening to the foreign three-eight obscene horse Xiaoshu, and sneered in his heart, my Xiaoshu is a man you will never get!

She is not worried about Ma Xiaoshu falling behind at all, because Ma Xiaoshu will always win.

But the little days on the sidelines were happy, and he grinned: "Judging from the current situation, the arrogant Chinese seems to have lost hope of winning, and sure enough, Chinese things still don't work......

Bald host: "Wow! The strong Turk had already reached the third level, and Deniz cracked the icicle with only two swords, and he came to Yoga Belt. Jalen Ma had just cut the eighth rope, and now that the tin can was blocking his way, would he be stuck here? Tear resistant! The irascible Chinese smashed the iron can with a knife, and the icicle was also a knife, and the goose girl endured ......"

It took Ma Xiaoshu some time to cut the rope, and hard objects such as iron cans and icicles were not difficult, even with the back of a knife, they could be smashed.

Deniz only cracked one yoga belt with the first knife, and with four left, two chances, he became cautious and began to look for angles.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the guy with the big knife catching up, and was surprised, why was it so fast?

Ma Xiaoshu came to the yoga belt and took a look, the five yoga belts were crossed, but they were all arranged vertically.

Then slap!

Ma Xiaoshu took a few steps back, ran up, and crackled.

Wow......

Cut off the five yoga belts with one sword.

Host: "Beautiful crackling and chopping action, the Chinese are ahead, the super-large size of the Mo knife has made a meritorious service, and its slashing range completely covers all yoga belts." Now the pressure is on the side of the Turks, and Deniz has stabbed again, and done a good job, only one knife remains, and there is a yoga belt. Horse! He slashed at the chain......"

Little Day: "Nani?? ”

Deniz looked over as well.

Because of the accumulated lessons from cutting ropes, Ma Xiaoshu knew that the more difficult it was to crack this kind of rope in the middle, so this knife was cut at the connection between the iron chain and the ground.

Syllable~

Sparks splash.

The chains were immediately severed and bounced open.

The wooden staircase, which had been suspended by chains, fell down and was placed on a high platform.

All Ma Xiaoshu has to do is walk up.

He won.

Modao won!

When the show was broadcast here, the barrage was very dense:

"I knew Jalen Jockey was going to win! Because he's the biggest! ”

"The bigger the cold weapon, the stronger."

"Turkish scimitars have done their best......"

"It must be said that the Modao doesn't look like a real-world weapon."

"It existed!"

"Who would have thought? More than a thousand years later, the scimitar of the Turks was once again defeated in front of Modao. ”

"It was a great game."

"The Mo Knife is not available to everyone, you must have the height and strength of a horse."

"Perhaps, you need to know how to work hard."

"The horse is definitely using martial arts, and he doesn't look strong, at least not as strong as the Turks."

"I heard that it was qigong, and he blessed the weapon with qi!"

"Agreed, I've seen flying weapons in a book called "Killing the Immortals", and it depends on qi ......"

The barrage is more outrageous than the other, but it is serious.

In the show, the bald host had already shouted: "Well done!" Jalen Ma has opened the door to victory with unimaginable destructive power. It's time for the Turks to step up! Oh, he missed the last yoga ......"

In a panic, Deniz slashed at the yoga belt and bounced off.

Lost.

But if he loses, he has to go through the whole process, and he goes to cut the iron chain again, one, two, three......

Keep chopping!

Ma Xiaoshu had already reached the top to win, and looked down at Deniz curiously: "Hey, buddy, you should smash it with the back of a knife." ”

Deniz: "Fake! Falk ......"

The referee announced: "The game is over, and the winner is Modao from China!" Congratulations to Jalen Ma. ”

The replay of the screen shows that Ma Xiaoshu's last blow was to cut the iron chain with the back of the knife, he never expected to cut the iron chain with the blade from the beginning, it was all made of steel, why should the iron chain let you?

The only way to break through is to smash the back of the knife and hit the chain with great force, so that the place where it is linked will be deformed and unhooked.

Therefore, it is terrible to be uneducated, and the Turks have curled their knives.

Soon, the six players laid down their weapons and returned to the original test warehouse.

Fukuyama made the worst, the ancestral katana was broken, and he was thrown home in disgrace, and what made him most uneasy was that Ma Xiaoshu beat him and won the championship.

Ah San was very happy, as long as the annoying Turks lost, he was satisfied, and he muttered vigorously: "The Turks just can't do it Chinese ah, they couldn't do it before, they still can't do it now, and they definitely won't be able to do it in the future......"

Deniz, who had just lost the play-offs, was shivering and cold: "Blind, poof! ”

Instead of shutting up, Achim chanted faster, like a monk chanting, in a loud but dense voice.

The host began to interview the champion Ma Xiaoshu: "Perfect performance! Ancient Chinese Modao has brought us a huge surprise, congratulations to Jalen Ma. You are the first star to win the championship in the "Sword and Shadow" show, which is too rare. How did you come up with the idea of coming to our show? ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked confused: "You invited me here." ”

The host was stunned for a moment: "No, I'm asking why you are willing to come to "Sword and Sword"? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Because you gave me money." ”

"There must be a lot of variety shows that give you money, why do you come to our show?"

"Because...... I can't record two shows at the same time. ”

Ma Xiaoshu's answer made sense, but it didn't work.

The host picked his head, this special can't go on at all, the host chose to give up, he planned to go directly to the award ceremony, that is, to give Ma Xiaoshu a $100,000 bonus on the spot.

He said, "Okay, let's congratulate Jalen Ma, the winner of this issue!" He was next awarded ......"

Ah San was still thinking in pieces: "The Turks are too soft, short and soft......"

At this time, the Turk suddenly grabbed Ah San's neck: "Shut up, you damn Shudra!" ”

Ah San did not show weakness, one knee hit the Deniz, followed by an elbow to the face, fortunately, the Turk is also a professional martial artist, reacted quickly and took a step back, squatted down to hug Achim's leg, Ah San took two steps back in a row to dodge.

The two men fought.

Except for Ma Xiaoshu, several guests immediately dispersed, and the host also smiled and retreated, making room for the two of them to communicate well.

is completely different from China, after a conflict between the guests, Lao Mei's program team will not intervene in mediation as soon as possible, but will give them a chance to solve the problem in person, after all, they have a tradition of dueling, as long as they don't use weapons.

Ma Xiaoshu is annoyed, I haven't gotten my $100,000 yet, are you two deliberately making trouble?

The salary he came to record this show was 120,000 dollars before tax, so this 100,000 US dollars is a very fat piece of meat for Ma Xiaoshu.

Muay Thai fighters and wrestling stars are testing each other, with Deniz being afraid of Achim's legs and elbows, and Asan being afraid of being knocked down by the Turks, and he can't do anything to the ground because he only knows Muay Thai and can't do jiu-jitsu.

So, Ah San kept kicking his whip leg to control the distance, and Deniz tried to get closer, ready to find an opportunity to bring Ah San to the ground.

The two of them spun around, turning Ma Xiaoshu to the middle.

Both of them are confused, why is the Chinese old man still here? I don't have any eyesight, don't you see us going head-to-head?

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Can't you finish recording the show and then play?" I didn't even understand the jet lag before I came to record the show, and I have to go back to sleep after recording, what you are delaying is everyone's time. ”

Deniz was angry now, he couldn't listen to it at all, and he reached out to the horse tree: "Get out!" Ah......h

Ma Xiaoshu struck him twice and dislocated his right arm.

The Turk was so frightened that he retreated, he didn't understand what Ma Xiaoshu had done to him, as a wrestler who had been through a hundred battles, he couldn't understand Ma Xiaoshu's tricks at all, he only knew that his shoulder was dislocated, and he broke out in a cold sweat in pain.

Seeing a rare opportunity, Ah San rushed over and prepared to do it.

Peng!

Ma Xiaoshu kicked him back: "Don't fight, record the show first." ”

Unconvinced, Achim kicked at Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu grabbed his leg and it was a takedown, and the armbar was completed in three seconds.

Achim slapped the floor directly.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Still fighting?" ”

Achim yelled: "Don't fight, don't fight!" Saorui! ”

Ma Xiaoshu let go of him and glanced at him with disgust: "Seeing that he was injured and you still attacked, is there any martial virtue?" ”

Achim was holding his neck so uncomfortably that he was almost locked up and suffocated.

Jalen Ma actually knows jiu-jitsu?

Ma Xiaoshu came to Deniz with his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "What did you learn from what happened just now?" ”

Deniz was horrified, "What have you done to me?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just a simple dislocation, and it's okay to pick it up." What happened just now tells us that it is not right to fight, and to live in harmony. ”

Deniz: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu took his arm for him, smiled and said, "Now let's continue to record the show, shall we?" Do you have any comments? ”

Deniz: "No. ”

Achim: "He doesn't do it." ”

What does it mean to convince people with virtue? This is called convincing people with virtue!

Ma Mou, who was full of martial virtues, happily waved to the host: "Elder, continue to record the show!" ”

The host and several guests were stunned, and the staff next to them were also stunned, what is the situation? Isn't Ma Xiaoshu a singer? How did he knock out two professional fighters so easily?

Is it true that Chinese know martial arts?

Only Wang Dabao is still nibbling on potato chips in Kaka, and he is not six.

In fact, Ma Xiaoshu may not be better than them, he is successful in the surprise attack against Deniz, and he is bullying Achim for not knowing ground skills.

Not long after, the recording of the show ended.

Ma Xiaoshu got his wish and got a bonus of 100,000 US dollars, but unfortunately he still had to pay taxes.

Although Ma Xiaoshu never evaded taxes, this time the tax was handed over to Lao Mei, which made Ma Xiaoshu very painful and couldn't help but be worried...... Am I supporting hostile forces?

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