Chapter 268: Dogs Can't Stand It
"Shall we jump?"
Sha Yi untied the wires used to make the zipline and asked, and then, he quickly denied his idea: "No, this building is more than twenty meters high, the wires are not long enough, and a wire can't bear the weight of the body." ”
Ma Xiaoshu also rummaged around the roof of the building, trying to find some tools.
The roof is full of exposed steel frames and pipes, revealing a simple mechanical cold aesthetic.
After looking for a while, Ma Xiaoshu only found a half-meter-long steel pipe.
He said to Sha Yi, who was following him closely: "There are two ways to go down now, one is to climb down this ventilation pipe, it must lead to the building, and the other is to enter the room on the top floor by abseiling, which one do you choose?" ”
Sha Yi kicked the ventilation pipe: "Is this thing dark inside, I'm afraid, and, in case the program team doesn't know about it, it's better to rappel it, at least there are drones from the program team outside." ”
Ma Xiaoshu can do it, he tied the steel pipe to the wire, and threw the steel pipe to the side of the building to smash the window glass below.
"This glass is really strong......
Brother Shu smashed it two or three times and didn't smash it open, and he didn't dare to exert too much force, for fear of losing the steel pipe and getting blind.
In the end, Ma Xiaoshu had to change his way.
He folded two wires of more than ten meters in half into six, made a rappelling rope of more than four meters, tied it to the steel frame on the roof, hung down and knocked on the window with a steel pipe in his hand, finally broke the glass, swung into the window, and then said to Sha Yi on the roof:
"Be careful, slide down slowly."
Sha Yi also learned the way of Ma Xiaoshu to descend, and when Lao Saudi did not learn anything else during his training, he would have two things, one was to make a fire and the other was to tie a rope.
When Lao Sha entered the room on the top floor, Ma Xiaoshu was already sweeping up supplies.
There are some tin cabinets in the house, very old-fashioned.
Ma Xiaoshu took the steel pipe and smashed it open one by one, the harvest was not big, everything was moved, and only some bits and pieces remained.
Ten old newspapers, a bottle of potassium permanganate, a roll of gauze.
Sha Yi took his mobile phone as a cameraman, and came over to complain while shooting: "It's just such a thing?" This hell place, even if a zombie suddenly appeared, I think it makes sense. ”
Not to mention, the style of this issue is indeed very similar to a post-apocalyptic film, with black pressure and a cold and bleak wasteland.
Ma Xiaoshu packed the things, rolled the newspaper into a stick and handed it to Sha Yi for self-defense, and said with a smile: "If only there were really zombies, you don't have to dig out to find food, give you a whole spicy zombie." ”
Sha Yi: "Can you eat that thing?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You have that thing, are you still thinking about whether you can eat it?" ”
The two chatted and walked out of the room, went to the surrounding rooms to do a simple search, and it was indeed emptied, nothing of value, just a few more newspapers.
Coming to the top of the stairs, an iron gate stopped them.
Sha Yi smiled bitterly: "Why are every door locked?" Is the program group interesting? ”
Ma Xiaoshu studied the iron gate there: "This is not locked by the program team." ”
Bang bang bang ~
smashed open the iron door, however, there was still an iron chain locked inside the iron door, so there was no way. The chain was too thick, Ma Xiaoshu kicked it several times, but he couldn't kick it away, you must know that he is a person who can kick open the aluminum alloy door panel.
Sha Yi: "Big brother, what's the matter?" It's as thick as a big iron chain......"
Ma Xiaoshu stalled his hands: "Let's find out if there is any other way." ”
Soon, they found an elevator around the corner, a short walk from the staircase.
Sha Yi was overjoyed and ran over to press the elevator.
Ma Xiaoshu's eyes were straight: "Uncle, what do you want?" ”
Sha Yi scratched his head: "I forgot, there is no electricity!" The elevator can't be used, so we can't get out! ”
Ma Xiaoshu took out a knife and pried the fire switch of the elevator: "Don't worry, the elevator has a fire switch to prevent people from being trapped inside." ”
Sha Yi: "The eldest brother still knows a lot, and the eldest brother is here, so don't worry." ”
Ma Xiaoshu operated confidently: "Look, first like this, then like this, and then like this......"
The operation was like a tiger, and I looked at the pestle in place.
The fire switch of the elevator was unscrewed down by Ma Xiaoshu, and the elevator door did not move.
The scene was a little awkward at one point.
Ma Xiaoshu said: "It seems that the quality of Maozi's things is also average. ”
Sha Yi: "Yes, yes...... Let's look for other passages. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "No! I have to go down the elevator shaft today, damn it! ”
Sha Yi: "We can't be angry......"
Ma Xiaoshu was very angry, because he obviously felt that this elevator didn't give him face, and since you didn't give me face, I wouldn't be polite to you.
He directly took out a knife and a steel pipe to pry the door, prying, smashing and kicking.
Sha Yi was so frightened that he took a few steps back, for fear that Ma Xiaoshu would get angry and give him a steel pipe.
If it weren't for Ma Xiaoshu's livestock, he actually pried open the elevator door alive, broke one side of the door panel with both hands and kicked the other door panel with his feet, and opened the door more than 30 centimeters apart.
Then, Ma Xiaoshu pointed to the elevator door and asked, "Aren't you not open?" Keep clipping! If you get angry, Lao Tzu will take you off as a bed board! ”
Sha Yi persuaded: "Forget it, big brother, this elevator is not intentional, let's not have the same knowledge as it." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's not decent. ”
Sha Yi: "Yes, yes......"
While speaking, Lao Sha probe entered the elevator to check the situation, this elevator is not big, about one meter and six meters in length and width, which is a very embarrassing width, just enough to support both legs to both sides, but not enough to support it like this.
The barrage began to brush here: "Isn't this a leap of faith?" ”
Sha Yi said: "The elevator seems to be on the first floor, we can climb down the elevator cable, ouch~ No, it's all oil, and it's black and slippery...... You're going to fall to your death. ”
Ma Xiaoshu also checked, the elevator cable was indeed too slippery, even he couldn't grasp it steadily.
However, he didn't panic at all, turned around and smashed the fire tether box in the aisle, which contained a fire hose, pulled it out and threw it into the elevator shaft to try, enough to reach the ground floor.
Ma Xiaoshu first tied the water pipe to Sha Yi's body, held the water pipe himself, stuck on the elevator door and put Sha Yi down first.
Then, Ma Xiaoshu himself also used a water hose to speed down.
Sha Yi squatted on the elevator and smiled with a wrinkled face: "Big brother, this elevator is stuck in the middle of the first and second floors, let's go down, we can't get out." ”
Ma Xiaoshu said very gently: "Smash!" ”
So, Ma Xiaoshu began to smash the elevator door on the second floor again, first pried out a little gap, stuffed the steel pipe in, and then started the violent door opening mode.
Sha Yi shrank to the other corner and continued to persuade: "How much face do you give the elevator, this is the famous tree brother, and he is a tree ...... Are you young and tearing eggs? ”
Ma Xiaoshu smashed the door open twenty centimeters and got out: "You say that Ingrid doesn't understand it, you have to speak Russian or Polish." ”
Sha Yi followed and drilled out: "I don't know Russian, hey, big brother, I seem to be stuck." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's not like, you're just stuck, uncle, you've been recording a survival show for so long, why are you not thin, but still fat?" ”
Sha Yi: "How do I know? I'm out of my left butt now, and my right butt is stuck, maybe the right one is bigger......"
It was Ma Xiaoshu who underestimated his hips, and he knew that he should have smashed the door open, but now it is a little difficult to operate, and it is easy to shoot Lao Sha in the head if he smashes it at this time......
Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head and said, "You wait a while, I want to find a way." ”
Sha Yika didn't forget to take a selfie with his mobile phone in the door: "Audience friends, it's not easy to survive in the city, I'm uncomfortable, I'm stuck in the road now, this is the only way of life we can come out, I'm still in the card when it's over, it's so unfriendly......"
"Ahh Pregnant! ”
Ma Xiaoshu suddenly clapped his palms and shouted.
Shayi: "Is there a way?" The eldest brother deserves to be the eldest brother. ”
Ma Xiaoshu waved his hand: "I didn't think of a way, but your calories gave me inspiration and thought of a new song." ”
Sha Yi couldn't cry or laugh: "That...... You can't sing it to your uncle? ”
The Northeast old man has its own comedic effect, and the southwest cub is also a natural comedian, after several issues of running-in, the brain circuits of the two people are gradually synchronized.
"This song is suitable for the girl group to sing, cheer yourself up first when you get up every day, and say sorry every time you eat an extra grain of rice, the magic mirror and the magic mirror look at me where my collarbone is...... Calories calories, burn my calories ......"
Ma Xiaoshu sang a paragraph to Uncle Sha seriously.
Sha Yi listened to the myth of his expression: "Such a calorie? You're so inspired! ”
After Ma Xiaoshu finished singing, he came over and grabbed Sha Yi's clothes and kicked on the elevator door: "Uncle, pull it out!" You close your belly, go you! ”
Sha Yi: "Ahh......hh
Goo Dong.
pulled it out, Lao Sha covered his crotch and fell to the ground, it turned out that the key point of the stuck owner was this place.
This is sour, and Ma Xiaoshu has to fight with coconut trees, and Lao Shahan hurts.
Ma Xiaoshu said worriedly: "Uncle, are you okay?" ”
Sha Yi gritted his teeth: "It's okay, it's okay, I already have a child...... Not afraid at all! ”
If you want to say that Lao Sha is still strong, he rolled on the ground a few times before he climbed up against the wall, and jumped twice.
Ma Xiaoshu swept the nearby room again, and there was nothing, this place was specially cleaned before it was abandoned, and there were almost no items left.
This is the second floor, and the staircase door is also locked, but the second floor is easy to get out.
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi broke out of the window and jumped onto the ground outside.
It was an open field, the concrete floor had cracked, and weeds had grown wildly out of the cracks, and the ground was full of abandoned steel and wood.
There are high walls on the left and right, and there is barbed wire on top, and directly opposite is a rough open workshop, and in front of it is a huge factory floor, which is more than fifty meters high, and looks like a steel giant.
In fact, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi are now enclosed in the middle of the factory's workshop and living building.
Sha Yi said: "The three elements of survival are water, food, and shelter. It's hard to find food in this place, and I suddenly miss the tropical wilderness, whether it's an island or a rainforest, it's dangerous, but there's a lot to eat, especially crocodile meat...... For the first time, I wanted to run into a snake. ”
"Now the snake is still hibernating, don't count on it."
"Hey! No wonder we don't let the dog come with us in this issue, and the dog can't stand it. ”
Because they foresaw the difficulty of this issue, the program team chose to let the dog and Gu Lina appear in the second step.
Otherwise, the dog will be tired to death if he was forced to cross the dangerous road before.
From jumping on the crane to now, two hours have passed, and it is almost noon, and Lao Sha is already hungry and thirsty.
Isn't Ma Xiaoshu so?
He climbed over an iron fence and continued on his way: "Go to the workshop in front and take a look, it seems that there are good things. ”
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