Chapter 288: Landing into a Box?
Sha Yi said strangely: "Why don't you speak if your throat is not bad?" Usually you talk the most, but today it's suddenly so quiet, I thought you were dumb. ”
Gu Lina glanced at Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh......"
Gou Jian snorted and laughed, Ma Xiaoshu immediately locked his throat and glared at Gu Lina.
Xiao Gu looked away and said, "No, I just suddenly saw Bei Ye and De Ye, and I was a little nervous, after all, they are both men at the top of the food chain." ”
Gou Jian was choked by the neck, still laughing.
Sha Yi only felt confused, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.
After drinking tea for a while, Bei Ye Deye and Ma Ye went to the training hall to wrestle again, Sha Yi didn't dare to participate, and went to the treadmill to work out.
Gou Jian was shameless, saying that he wanted to challenge Deye, and then he was killed in seconds.
Don't think that De Ye is not strong when he walks around the beast when he sees it, in fact, if you give him a knife, he will immediately be Bei Ye, but many of his early shows jumped into the wilderness naked, which makes people mistakenly think that he is not powerful.
Gou Jian was beaten up, and he was honest: "Xiao Gu, please help me get a bottle of yogurt." ”
Gulina gave him a box of Jule yogurt provided by the sponsor.
Gou Jian: "Thank you." ”
Gulina smiled.
Gou Jian felt a toothache: "Are you there?" This is outside you can talk and record the show you don't talk? There's no need to be so dogmatic. ”
This girl didn't say a word on the plane today, and when the flight attendant asked her, she just nodded or shook her head.
Gu Lina wanted to laugh a little: "Hmph~"
Gou Jian: "Are you taking revenge on the fourth child?" ”
Gu Lina finally spoke: "How dare I, he didn't let me speak, and he beat me when I spoke." ”
Gou Jian's expression was wonderful: "Oh? How did you fight? ”
Gu Lina shamelessly described: "Just call me over and slap me in the face." ”
Gou Jian: "Then you're still playing with him?" ”
Gulina: "I'd love to. ”
Gou Jian: "......"
Gu Lina knew that Gou Jian and Ma Xiaoshu had a different relationship, so she spoke freely, and today on the plane, she also heard Ma Xiaoshu describe her figure to Gou Jian, and the ghost knows what he shared with Gou Jian.
She doesn't care, this girl is a little exhibitionist, if Ma Xiaoshu really shared it with Gou Jian, she would only feel excited.
And Ma Xiaoshu beating her is quite interesting.
In the evening, everyone had a good meal to reserve energy for the next last stop.
The next day, early in the morning.
All the male guests gathered, producer Wang Zhengyu and director Zhang Yang read out the rules of the show in both Chinese and English, and Zhang Yang spoke English very well.
Sha Yi had a bitter face, he had a premonition that this issue would be difficult, the last stop of this season, and invited two trump cards, Bei Ye and De Ye, it must be very hardcore, and it will definitely not be easy.
Gou Jian put on smoky makeup and combed his hair there: "Little Kalami!" I, Vogelwell Gou, will let the world see what it means to have both beauty and strength, and the coexistence of IQ and technology! ”
Sha Yi looked at him twice: "There are times when you cry." ”
Gou Jian: "Don't talk to me, old people, I'm afraid that you will be killed by me." ”
Sha Yi: "There is a human-like ...... in your dormitory"
Gou Jian: "No. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Shhh Listen to the rules. ”
"Hello everyone, and welcome to northern Thailand, this time you will be dropped into different locations in the jungle and high mountains, and your destination is a dam downstream of the river," Wang said. The distance in a straight line is about fifty kilometers, and each of you five men is in a group, and the one who reaches the finish line first wins, and Gulina will be waiting for you at the finish line...... If you can't hold on anymore, you can call for help through the life detector, that is, the bracelet on your left hand, and you will be punished for quitting the game, see these spices? They were divided into five portions, and for each person who quit, the program team randomly confiscated a portion of the spice. ”
The rules are very simple, and the difficulty is indeed very large, but some people don't realize it.
Gou Jian: "It's only 50 kilometers, and if it takes an hour to go 5 kilometers, it's all over in one day." ”
Sha Yi said in disgust: "You should be the main road?" There is danger! ”
Gou Jian grinned: "What danger can there be?" ”
Wang Zhengyu: "Cobra and tiger, you need to beware of these two beasts, other crocodiles and pythons are not so threatening." ”
Gou Jian: "And tigers? Didn't the program team clear the venue in advance? ”
Wang Zhengyu: "What about you posing for us?" ”
Gou Jian: "Wow! Ma Xiaobei, when you lied to me, didn't you say that the program team was all scripts? ”
The reason why he pretended to be so much just now was that he thought that the program team had a script arrangement, and with his relationship with Ma Xiaoshu, he would definitely be able to get a script that performed well, who knew that it was all true.
Ma Xiaoshu: "If I want to say that you really want to survive, you won't come." ”
Gou Jian: "Uncle's ...... Is it too late for me to quit now? ”
Wang Zhengyu: "Everyone gets on the plane, and the program recording begins." ”
Gou Jian shouted and was put on the plane by Ma Xiaoshu, and gave him a firewood knife.
"Ma Xiaoshu, let go of me, I want to go home! Mommy ......"
Gou Jian's performance is slightly pompous.
Sha Yi comforted: "Don't worry, under normal circumstances, you can't meet tigers and cobras, just reason with them when you do, we are stars, they will give some face." ”
Gou Jian: "You fart, don't try to lie to me!" They can only understand Thai......"
All of them had only a knife and no other tools.
The first to be put down was Bei Ye, who was rappelled by helicopter to a mountain pass, followed by Starving De, and De Ye landed on a mountain peak, followed by Sha Yi, Gou Jian, and finally Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu almost landed in a box.
The place where he landed was in a mountain depression, the terrain was relatively low, and the line of sight was not very good, just wanted to find a high point to see the direction, and a gray fluttering thing rushed out of the dense vegetation on the side, if it wasn't for Ma Xiaoshu's quick reaction and jumping up to dodge, it would have been overturned.
I saw a sturdy wild boar rushing over, with a speed of seventy miles, and two long fangs sprouted from its mouth.
Ma Xiaoshu was startled and scolded: "You look so good, you almost hit someone!" Didn't your mother teach you to be polite to pedestrians? ”
The wild boar did not run away, but turned around again, aimed at Ma Xiaoshu with its fangs, and gouged its front hooves into the ground.
Ma Xiaoshu took out the jungle knife: "What are you doing?" You're still not convinced? ”
The wild boar snorted and rushed towards Ma Xiaoshu again.
Obviously, Ma Xiaoshu has intruded into its territory, and the little guy is quite irritable, like a small steel cannon.
Ma Xiaoshu dodged and dodged its impact again: "Come on!" Again! Lao Tzu won't think about rushing today, I'll eat first! ”
Sure enough, the little wild boar did not believe in evil, and rushed over again,
Ma Xiaoshu was well prepared, and while dodging, he dragged the knife on its impact path, and did not exert any force, waiting for the wild boar's leg to hit the blade.
"Whoa......"
The boar's left front leg was chopped off, not broken, but almost.
Ma Xiaoshu smiled and chased after him, the rest of the work was much simpler, the cutting was over, the scene was a little bloody for a while, and the program team skipped it when cutting the film.
Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoshu lit a fire at the mouth of the wild boar's cave and roasted the wild boar to eat, the reason why the wild boar was chosen to roast at the cave was not to humiliate it, but that the rainforest was very humid, and the hay clippings in the wild boar's hole were very suitable for making a fire.
Ma Xiaoshu roasted the wild boar while teaching it a lesson: "Look at it, this is the end of not knowing how to be polite!" In the next life, you must remember to give way to pedestrians......"