Chapter 291: Jungler Expert
Now the audience all over the world knows Ma Xiaoshu very well, he is a genuine crazy critic, the kind with an abnormal braincase, which is different from Bei Ye's strength and De Ye's hardness, Ma Xiaoshu is simply neurotic.
And he is extremely vindictive, whether it is a wild boar or a python, they have become dead souls under the knife.
In this regard, the Thai audience said: "Is it appropriate for you to come to our house to kill our little animals?" ”
Burmese viewer: "That's called the Burmese python, brother." ”
And the program team looked at the footage of Ma Xiaoshu peeling the snake transmitted by the drone, especially the footage of the drone approaching the close-up, and several female staff members were directly frightened and vomited.
Gu Lina watched it with relish, watching Ma Xiaoshu kill the snake while eating potato chips.
The brother-in-law is strong, and the python is all caught.
Gou Jian was on the side, arrogant: "Little Kalami! A four- or five-meter-long python is also called a python? If I hadn't slipped, I would have been able to pick up ten by myself! ”
Wang Zhengyu: "The program team wants to find a way to satisfy you." ”
Gou Jian stiffened his neck: "That's not necessary, I'm just bragging......"
When he fell down before, his head got stuck in the branch, and his body continued to roll down along the inertia, and then, with a snapping sound...... Almost died.
The show competition continues.
Survival is a game of physique and skill, but sometimes it's also about luck, sometimes with a tailwind and sometimes against a tailwind.
Deye's style is to smile and grin with the wind, reason against the wind, and the truth is to listen to himself, which is a kind of self-encouragement.
At this time, he encountered an embarrassing thing that made people cry and laugh, he took a bath in the river, and then found that the backpack had floated away, and he chased for hundreds of meters and did not catch up, and his knife was still pinned to the backpack.
Let's try it soon, everyone. 】
He cursed a few swear words and began to output a big truth to the camera: "...... You can encounter anything in the wilderness, however, remember to never give up hope! I'll get out there, I still have my family, seven month old......"
After adjusting his mentality, he leaned over the ditch to drink water again.
"Oh! Shet! ”
De Ye swung his fist according to the flow of water, grinned, and lost his front teeth.
"Hey, hey, hey...... I thought the stone in the water was far away from me, and my porcelain front teeth were broken, but it didn't matter, it was just a decoration anyway. ”
He was in a good state of mind, and he laughed out loud without his front teeth.
On the other hand, Sha Yi's mentality is not so good, he wants to scold his mother.
On this day, he chased the traces of De Ye and hurried, and it was originally smooth sailing, but he was stopped when he was about to cross the river, and it was the python in the water that stopped him.
Sha Yi is not Ma Xiaoshu, he doesn't have the confidence to be tough with the python, so he is scared to avoid it.
This also means that he can no longer follow Deye.
Moreover, it was getting late, and Sha Yi seemed a little flustered and scared, but the experience of recording the show for so long still gave him some help, he cut some bamboo, built a shelter between two stones, and built a fire, but unfortunately...... There is nothing to eat.
Mr. Sha smeared and made a few rat traps nearby, and learned from Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu ate meat pieces and vomited, he didn't rush much today, he was busy going to the jungle.
In the evening, he found a banyan tree, built a small shed against the hollow in the trunk, made a fire and continued to roast wild boar meat to eat, and there were also ingredients, and he found many folded ear roots in a shady ravine, which he used to lay pork.
Needless to say, Bei Ye and De Ye are more professional than Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu already knew about Gou Jian's withdrawal, so he didn't worry about him, but he was a little worried about Sha Yi, does the uncle still snore when he sleeps at night?
With a hammer call, Sha Yi couldn't sleep at all, hungry and afraid.
It was the first time he had spent the night alone in the wilderness.
Will there be pythons and tigers attacking at night? There seem to be a lot of poisonous insects here.
He didn't know when he fell asleep, and the next day he woke up groggy and hungry with his chest pressed against his back.
Sha Yi rubbed his face and prepared to hurry.
Suddenly remembered the rat trap set up last night, although there is a high probability that there will be no gain, but Lao Sha is still ready to take a look.
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
Under a stone slab was a fairly fat rat with its head flattened.
Sha Yi instantly laughed with a wrinkled face: "Ahahaha! I caught a mouse, see? What is technology? What is an operation! Ma Xiaoshu and I are quacking and killing in this show, hum! ”
He picked up the dead mouse and took a shot at the camera.
Then, the rat is skinned and roasted over the heat.
Sha Yi's saliva flowed out.
Barrage:
"Congratulations to Mr. Sha!"
"Congratulations Shayi."
"Finally, I don't feel sorry for Sha Yi."
"Hahaha......"
"Congratulations to Sha Yi for winning the Rat Chip x1."
"Rat chips??"
"You said you were going to laugh at me to death?"
"Teacher Sha, don't eat dead mice, you will get caught in mice."
"Damn, the rat is serious?"
"The roast red rat my mother bought for me!"
"Rat strips should be dipped in tomato sauce to be delicious."
Sha Yi's expression was miserable with happiness.
The audience still has a preference for Lao Sha, even if there was no outstanding performance in the previous few stops, the audience did not complain, they only felt sorry for him.
Now, he has caught a mouse, and the audience is also sincerely wishing.
Sha Yi tore off the roasted mouse leg and ate it, his expression gradually became exciting, and his eyebrows danced:
"Wow~ It's so delicious, I'm damn! It's a bit like rabbit meat, although the smell is relatively strong, but the taste is quite good, and the thigh meat is full and juicy, can you believe it? Hahahehehe......"
He ate two rat hind legs and two more front legs.
Although he was still very hungry, Mr. Sha held back and put the roasted mouse body in his backpack.
"Leave some food to eat on the way, I will continue to rush now, but I don't dare to go to the place yesterday, a few big pythons are playing in the water, I am scared that my scalp is numb, and the hairs stand up at that time......"
Sha Yi walked down the river, the terrain became more and more rugged, and after walking a little more, the terrain by the river was towering, and there were cliffs on both sides.
Lao Sha thought about it, but he didn't have the strength to climb the mountain, so he walked along the river, grabbing the weeds and shrubs on the edge of the cliff from time to time to climb.
Still too hungry, he found a stone to sit on, filled a bamboo tube with some water to drink, and took out rat meat to eat.
At this time, a bamboo raft floated upstream.
On a bamboo raft sits an animal eating roast chicken.
The rat meat in Sha Yi's hand was instantly unfragrant, he threw the rat away and shouted, "Big brother! Uncle is here! Where did you get your roast chicken? ”
Ma Xiaoshu parked the bamboo raft next to Sha Yi: "I picked it up on the road, and there was a pheasant that was too fat to fly, so I helped it." ”
Sha Yi rubbed his hands: "It's such a big one, can you eat it?" Uncle help you. ”
Ma Xiaoshu gave him the roast chicken.
Sha Yi took a bite of the chicken, and subconsciously stepped onto Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo raft.
Crash~
The boat of friendship is capsized.
How could such a small bamboo raft possibly bear the weight of two people?
Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to cut down a few more bamboos and double the width of the bamboo raft, but the widened bamboo raft was not so flexible.
They drifted downstream on a bamboo raft.
Sha Yi endured a day's hardships and a night of fear, and now he has finally found the backbone of the heart, and he keeps talking.
"I thought you were going to run ahead, but I didn't expect you to be behind, but that's great."
"Oh, I didn't have much of a rush yesterday."
"Big brother, you came down on a bamboo raft, did you see anything in the water?"
"What's that?"
"Big python, it's so thick, it's scary."
"Is that what you're talking about?"
Ma Xiaoshu took out a piece of snow-white python meat from his bag and asked.
Sha Yi: "Gloss~"
Every time I take a boat, Sha Yi makes a nest, and the last time I met a shark was.
Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi sat on the rocks by the waterfall, looking lost.
Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu found out in time and pulled Sha Yi to jump off the boat together, otherwise, they would have gone down.
This waterfall is too hidden.
Their raft swirled around the waterhole under the waterfall and floated down the river.
And in the waterhole, there is also a loose bamboo raft.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Master Bei has been here, he should have come yesterday, he was too fast, right?" ”
Sha Yi: "How do you know if it's Master Bei or not Master De?" ”
"The bamboo raft made by De Ye will not fall apart, only Bei Ye will make things so rough."
"Then he won't fly down, will he?"
"What do you think? They are much more professional than the two of us, and even if they fly down, Bei Ye will be fine. ”
"I guess Bei Ye should have bypassed the hillside over there."
"Impossible, he will definitely climb down from the cliff next to him, and it is impossible for Bei Ye to make a detour."
Downstream by the river, Pei Ye is preparing to build a bamboo raft.
This time, he is going to learn how to weave a bamboo strip with a small tree to weave a bundle, which is beautiful and strong.
However, drawing bamboo strips is also a handicraft job, don't look at Lao Bei is retired from the special forces, but the bamboo art still stumped him, and he didn't draw a long enough bamboo strip for a long time.
"Karma! It was so hard that I was ready to give up and go find some vines to tie the raft. When I came down the mountain yesterday, my backpack was hanging from a tree, otherwise I could have made it into strips of cloth......"
As Bei Ye was talking, he saw a bamboo raft and a backpack floating upstream.
Lao Beidu was speechless.
This can't be arranged by the program team, right?
He grabbed the bamboo raft and the backpack, and checked it and found that it was not, the bamboo raft should be made of Ma Xiaoshu, and the backpack was hungry, and there were some fresh bamboo shoots in it.
Bei Ye went directly to the boat: "Thank you for the horse, thank you for starving!" Three grams of oil~"
The bamboo raft made by Ma Xiaoshu is sturdy, and the steering is more flexible.
Pei Ye carried the bamboo raft down the river and arrived at the reservoir in only three hours, and in the distance in front of him was the end of the trip, the dam.
He bit the crispy bamboo shoot and said to the camera: "I think I will be the first to arrive, thank you for the bamboo shoots that are starving, and good luck." ”
Hungry Virtue is starving.
He lost his backpack and knife, sharpened a bamboo spear from stone, and prepared to go hunting, but found nothing but a few bugs.
This time, Deye's luck was very bad, and he didn't encounter any decent prey along the way.
Ma Xiaoshu is different, he just stabbed another lizard, more than a meter long.
Jungler expert real hammer.