"Cats? What cat? I don't have a cat, I have a dog, and I call it to work. ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked confused, who is a serious person who has a cat!

"Oh!" Zu'er nodded, and asked again, "What was the name of that song just now?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's called "The Little Girl Under the Streetlight". Does it sound good? ”

Sun Zuer was happy, and her eyes were still red: "It's good, it's good, but the lyrics are a bit obscene." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Sun Zuer gestured: "On a dark night, a big man with his feet saw a crying little girl under the street lamp......"

Ma Xiaoshu saw that she had come out of the sad situation, so he said, "Okay, you can go." ”

Sun Zuer: "The big man who picked his feet said to the little girl, where is your home?" Uncle takes you home, hey, hey. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You're only seventeen years old!" ”

Sun Zuer: "I will be eighteen in the second half of the year, besides, as a professional actor and an old artist who has debuted for many years, I have watched more films than you have ever eaten salt, there are many such plots, men are big pigs' trotters." Suckering, a little hungry......"

Ma Xiaoshu frowned, what kind of jumping thinking are you?

Sun Zuer staggered outside to find two bags of snacks, and came back to sit cross-legged on the sofa: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you want to eat?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "I don't eat it." ”

Sun Zuer: "That's good. ”

Ma Xiaoshu also ignored her, although this girl looks cute and lovely, but her brain is a little wrong, not normal, of course, Ma Xiaoshu is not qualified to talk about others, and she is not much better.

He held the guitar and stopped, and wrote the score in his notebook, the melody was very simple, and he was now memorizing the music and soundtrack.

When he remembered that it was almost there, when he looked up, he found Sun Zuer curled up in the sofa opposite and fell asleep, his hands holding his knees and curled up into a ball, small, like a child, with long eyelashes fluttering and his small mouth slightly open.

Ma Xiaoshu is a little unhappy, you sleep here, where can I play the piano?

Besides, how can you be a girl, when you go out, you can sleep without looking at the occasion?

And, your snacks are spilled on the floor!

Ma Xiaoshu took a blanket, covered her, and then put the guitar back in the box, it won't be able to play today, it will wake her up.

He stretched out a finger and pressed Sun Zu'er's upper lip to close her mouth.

Boer~

But as soon as she let go, she opened again, and the girl's mouth seemed to be unable to close.

Shaking his head, Ma Xiaoshu copied his hands and went to the plank road outside to see the scenery, the rain had just stopped, and it was wet outside, with a hint of coolness.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the guests woke up and assembled again to prepare for the second mission, which was to find the crocodile.

Sun Zuer was woken up by Gu Lina, looking ignorant, rubbing her eyes and yawning, her hair was too messy to take care of, so she buckled a peaked cap and didn't wear makeup, her facial features were still delicate and beautiful, and her skin was white and tender.

A few others also boarded the ship with a smile and a smile.

For a travel show, such a rhythm is just right.

But for Ma Xiaoshu, it's a little too idle, and he is somewhat out of place in this show, after all, he is not a little flower or a teenager, he is a man.

Once on the boat, the local guide began to explain the day's process, and they will take a boat to the wetlands above, which is the habitat of the Amazon crocodile. He warned everyone not to disembark at will, because the boat was small and the crocodiles were too big......

Zhang Ruoyun asked Ma Xiaoshu in a low voice: "What kind of crocodile is that crocodile you slaughtered in the show?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu is professional in this regard, and said: "It is a juvenile Thai crocodile, Southeast Asia is full of this kind of crocodile, and it can only grow up to three meters long, but the Amazon crocodile we are looking for today is larger, and the adult Amazon crocodile can grow to four or five meters long." ”

Lai Yumeng was "hurt" by Ma Xiaoshu in the morning, and deliberately found fault and said: "Then you will kill another one today?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "The Amazon crocodile is a protected animal, so I have time to read more, sister." ”

Lai Yumeng said angrily: "Whoever doesn't read anymore will ......"

Yang Youning: "Shhh Hush! Don't yell. ”

Lai Yumeng is angry, she screams and screams in the show for a long time, and every time she is stopped by the straight man Yang Youning, she doesn't give any face.

She can't figure it out, what's wrong with recording a show? Gu Lina is also playing sexy, and Sun Zuer is pretending to be cute.

She didn't dare to provoke Yang Youning, but she was very unconvinced by Ma Xiaoshu, and muttered: "Kill crocodiles, at first glance, they are designed by the program team, and crocodiles must be fake......

Dripping muttered a little loudly, and it was clear that it was deliberate, and everyone around heard it.

Ma Xiaoshu also heard it, but didn't pay attention to her, and was blowing to Sun Zuer how exciting his show was, so scared that the little girl called her mother.

Sun Zuer was scared but curious: "I saw a python wrapped around your neck in the show, and it swam away when you dived underwater, why?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "The snake can't breathe underwater, it can't breathe and will naturally leave." ”

"Is the snake cool?"

"Cool! Snakes and crocodiles are cold-blooded animals and have little temperature. ”

"Speaking of crocodiles, is it delicious?"

"Smash it, the crocodile liver is still very tender, and the texture of the skin is very good, it is very comfortable to touch, but unfortunately it can't be brought back to China to make a belt."

"You say that, I want to touch the crocodile, hehe~"

The boat sailed upstream to a swamp full of fallen trees and weeds rising out of the water, which looked dangerous.

Everyone was scared, too.

"Do crocodiles hide in the grass?"

"Look at that piece of wood, does it look like a crocodile?"

"No, no eyes."

"Crocodiles don't attack humans, do they?"

"It's hard to say, they only have food in their eyes."

"Everybody be careful."

At this time, the boat sailed into a bush.

The tour guide jumped off the boat to find the crocodile, and the locals are quite familiar with it.

Gu Lina: "I'm so scared~"

Jiang Yingshu: "Wow! The tour guide was so bold that he went directly. ”

Lai Yumeng: "The tour guide won't be bitten to death, right?" Ha ha. ”

The crowd was speechless.

Sun Zuer lowered his voice and shouted, "Ma Xiaoshu, where are you going?" The tour guide is not allowed to run around! ”

Only then did everyone see that Ma Xiaoshu had taken off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, got off the boat from the other side, and walked into the grass.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I'll take a look, don't move on the boat." ”

Yang Youning was so anxious: "The program team, call him back quickly, in case something happens......"

Gu Lina said calmly: "Don't worry! You should be worried about those crocodiles. ”

Yang Youning: "It's dangerous for him to use his bare hands. ”

Gu Lina said: "My brother-in-law is very good at boxing. ”

Anyway, no one persuaded Ma Xiaoshu, plus he himself has the name of the Great Demon King of Wilderness Survival, so no one cares about him, he doesn't even follow the camera, and the cameraman is also afraid.

They were watching the tour guide catch the crocodile, the small crocodile was about half a meter long, walking through the grass, and the guide caught it twice but did not catch it.

The female guests screamed in fright, and the male guests did not dare to come out.

Finally, the tour guide caught the baby crocodile.

Jiang Yingshu opened her mouth wide in surprise, and the three men behind her were bursting foul mouth, how could they catch it with their bare hands?

The tour guide brought the crocodile back to the boat and showed it to everyone.

The guests gossiped:

"This guy is too good!"

"He's amazing."

"It's the first time I've seen a crocodile with my bare hands, awesome!"

"Scared the hell out of me......"

"Can we touch it?"

"Huh! I don't want to touch! ”

"Look at his paws."

Everyone touched the little crocodile, and saw that it was quite cute when it kicked on its hind legs, and gradually relaxed, especially the four female guests in front, who were not small, but Zhang Ruoyun and Jin Boran couldn't bear it, Yang Youning was more bold, and took over the little crocodile to play.

Sun Zuer touched the crocodile with his small mouth open: "It's smooth, and it doesn't have any texture!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu's voice sounded: "It takes a big crocodile to have a texture, you see!" ”

"Ahhh......h

There was a string of screams coming from the piercing, both male and female.

The tour guide is also clever, scolding in the local dialect.

It turned out that Ma Xiaoshu walked back carrying a crocodile with a body length of one meter and eight meters, which looked like it weighed more than 100 pounds, which was about the same size as Ma Xiaoshu hunted in "Wilderness Gourmet".

He pinched the crocodile's mouth with one hand and the crocodile tail with the other, and put it on the boat, which was a little warped.

"Zu'er, come and touch!"

Ma Xiaoshu warmly invited.

When the crocodile got to the boat, it began to struggle again, quite fiercely.

But soon, it gave up.

The horse Xiaoshu rode on its back and gave it a few slaps.

Bang Bang Bang ......

"What about taking you to the show, you still don't know what to do? If it weren't for your clear eyebrows, I would have chosen you? Be honest, or I'll stun you! ”

The crocodile is really honest, not because he understands, but because he finds that he really can't beat it.

Others didn't dare to approach the big crocodile, even the tour guide was a little weak, if such a big crocodile broke free, it could give fatal injuries.

Gu Lina was also nervous: "Brother-in-law, you hurry up and get it away!" Scared to death all. ”

Sun Zuer experienced the initial panic, but plucked up the courage to walk over, squatted next to the crocodile, and stretched out his finger to poke the crocodile's back.

"Huh? uneven. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it very textured?" Not to mention that crocodile skin is expensive, this one's skin is very good, and the patterns and spots are very good. ”

Sun Zuer said, "How did you catch it?" Didn't it attack you? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said confidently: "The crocodile is actually very stupid, first give it something to bite, and then pinch its mouth, and it's over." ”

Dongdong~

Sun Zuer knocked on the crocodile's head.

The crocodile stared at her, what for?

Ma Xiaoshu was also curious: "What are you doing?" ”

Sun Zuer: "Haha! Empty! It's not very smart. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Sun Zuer reached out again to poke the crocodile limb socket: "......Ahh

The crocodile was expressionless.

Gu Lina was stunned: "Zu'er, are you so bold?" I remember you were quite timid. ”

Sun Zuer touched the crocodile's belly and said, "I'm cowardly." ”

Gulina: "Then you dare to touch the big crocodile?" Aren't you afraid? ”

Sun Zuer: "I'm afraid of big crocodiles, but I believe in Ma Xiaoshu, he's so powerful." ”

Gu Lina was suddenly a little ashamed, I also believed in the master, so I had the courage to come up and touch it.

Once a woman is bold, there is nothing to do with a man.

Gu Lina touched it: "Its skin is like marble!" ”

Lai Yumeng: "Cold ......"

Jiang Yingshu was also touching the big crocodile: "It's so hard!" It's so hard! It grows. ”

Lai Yumeng: "Will it become hard when you grow up?" ”

Jiang Yingshu: "Of course! The small one just now is soft, and this one is hard. ”

In the distance, crocodiles, large and small, watched a group of two-legged beasts take turns molesting a half-sized crocodile, shocked, angry and frightened, but fortunately it was not me who was caught.

When the show is played here, the barrage is very dense:

"Oh my God! Ma Xiaoshu, you are so awesome. ”

"Brother Shu's livestock!"

"The tour guide was shocked."

"This crocodile is so big, can you catch it with your bare hands?"

"I'm scared through the screen!"

"What's hard?"

"Little Sister's Tiger and Wolf Words ......"

"It's time to drive!"

"Zu'er is so cute~"

After everyone touched it, Ma Xiaoshu asked Sun Zuer: "Is there anything else you want to know?" ”

Sun Zuer was stunned: "No, let it go, it should miss its mother." ”

"Okay."

Stop~

Ma Xiaoshu threw the big crocodile directly and flew out.

The tour guide said to Ma Xiaoshu, don't throw the crocodile so roughly, soak it in the water first, touch it so that it is not nervous, and then let them go......

Ma Xiaoshu: "It can come back alive from my hands, it's enough to blow for a lifetime." ”

Tour guide: "Ah! I know you, you're that Jalen Horse who specializes in cooking critters! I've seen your video on YouTube. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you face blind?" Only now recognized. ”

Tour guide: "Ugh...... It's time for us to go back. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was taken aback, that's it?

Yes, that's it.

The guests loudly sighed that this trip was really thrilling, and then twittered home.

Ma Xiaoshu sat next to the stunned Sun Zuer, he hadn't played enough, he thought to himself, I will also come to Amazon to record the show next year.

On the way back, Gu Lina suddenly asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law, where do you sleep at night?" Has the program team arranged a room for you? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't live here, I have to go back to the city overnight, and I will fly back to China early tomorrow morning." ”

"Oh......"

Gu Lina was a little disappointed, she thought Ma Xiaoshu would stay one more night.

Sun Zuer took a selfie at the sunset with her mobile phone, and then sat down to peel oranges: "Ma Xiaoshu, are you busy with work?" ”

Gu Lina: "Zu'er, you want to call Brother Shu, or Brother Ma Xiaoshu." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's okay to call it, I'm not busy at work, I play games when I'm not working, and occasionally study courses on my own to cope with exams." ”

Sun Zuer fed Ma Xiaoshu a petal of orange: "Oh, don't be tired, the money is endless." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes. ”

Zu'er: "Drink less, drinking hurts the liver." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Zu'er: "Go home more when you have time." ”

Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina looked at each other, what is the situation? How does it feel like an old-timer lecture!

Sun Zuer looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Your hairstyle was designed for you by the company?" ”

It's a little longer than a flat head, which isn't much pretty.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

Zu'er: "It's nothing, I still think a flat head is more suitable for you." ”

Gu Lina said: "My brother-in-law is so popular now, of course he has to do a hairstyle design, what's the matter with a flat head?" ”

Zu'er: "Yes...... Pretty good. ”

I don't know why, Ma Xiaoshu always felt that Zu'er suddenly became weird.

Everyone returned to the station by boat, the meal of the program team was not ready, and the food was being served slowly, everyone sat in the restaurant to rest, drinking yogurt and chatting, and today was close to the crocodile, which was enough for them to blow for half a year.

Sun Zuer was also in the crowd, but he didn't talk much.

Gu Lina said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Sun Zuer misses her mother!" She's a very sensible girl, and what she just told you should have been for herself. ”

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "It's possible." ”

Suddenly, Zu'er looked at Ma Xiaoshu with a smile, and there was a circle of yogurt sticking to her upper lip: "Can I order a dish?" Horse small tree. ”

It's called by its name again.

Although Gu Lina likes Sun Zuer, she still thinks she is a little rude.

The others were also stunned, why did you order food? Lai Yumeng's order was dissed before, and Ma Xiaoshu's coffee position is now higher than ours.

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "What do you want to eat?" I went to the kitchen and watched it be done. ”

Lai Yumeng suddenly had angina, I'm Nima, I can't order it, she can order it? Why?

Sun Zuer: "Braised pig's trotters!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You...... You're a girl, can't you order a delicate dish? ”

"Braised pig's trotters aren't delicate enough? That...... Braised pig's head? Soaked chicken feet? ”

"Forget it, I'll go to the kitchen and have a look."

"Hmm."

After a while, Ma Xiaoshu came back: "It's a pity! There are no pig's trotters, no pig's head and no chicken feet in the kitchen, only Western ingredients. ”

Sun Zuer shrugged: "Forget it." ”

Gu Lina asked Ma Xiaoshu quietly: "Brother-in-law, why do you listen to her so much?" Something is wrong with you! ”

Ma Xiaoshu said frankly: "I'm right! ”

Gu Lina carefully examined Ma Xiaoshu's eyes and found that they were extremely clear, there were no evil thoughts at all, and they were even more pure and flawless than when she saw Gao Wen, and she believed it.

After eating, it was already dark, and Ma Xiaoshu began to pack his luggage and prepare to leave.

There are very few things, a backpack, a guitar case.

Out of politeness, three men and four women and seven guests went to the door of the villa to see them off, Ma Xiaoshu came for a short time, and he didn't fit in too much with everyone, but he was a man who caught crocodiles with his bare hands.

Ma Xiaoshu said goodbye to each guest, hugged Gu Lina again, and rubbed her head.

Gulina pouted: "Let's go!" I'll be done recording in half a month. ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the back of the crowd: "Where is Zu'er?" ”

Sun Zuer hid at the back, leaning against the corner of the wooden railing, poked his head out and smiled at Ma Xiaoshu, smiling very sweetly.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Goodbye." ”

Zuer just smiled, smiled and nodded.

Ma Xiaoshu turned around and left, and the guests also returned to the house.

Sun Zuer smiled and smiled, and then pursed her mouth, looking like I was pitiful.

Seeing this, Gu Lina went up and hugged her: "What's the matter, Zu'er, do you miss your mother again?" It's okay, now go back to the house and call your mother, it should be morning in China. ”

Zu'er burst into tears.

Gu Lina panicked: "Well? Remembering those two hundred dollars again? ”

Zu'er shook her head, let go of Gu Lina, and gritted her teeth, but couldn't help sobbing: "Hmm, hmm...... Me, I...... It's okay......"

Gu Lina watched Sun Zu'er stubbornly run away, and couldn't help sighing: "In the end, it's just a little girl, unlike me, who started prostituting resources when she was seventeen years old." ”