Ma Xiaoshu's sass, it belongs to the kind of sao that catches you off guard against flashing your waist, and ordinary people can't learn it.

Since my brother Shu became popular, many brokerage companies have worked hard to study the "Ma Xiaoshu Popularity Principle", trying to imitate and reproduce Ma Xiaoshu's routines, just like a group of people studying the operation routines behind her after Yang Xiaoyue became popular.

There is no doubt that these people are all in the streets.

Ma Xiaoshu itself has no routine, how to study? What results can be studied?

What else can you do but hit the streets?

Therefore, even a popular fried chicken like Cai Xiaokun is only greedy.

Although he has been very popular in the past two years, he has been criticized a lot, not to mention that there is a group of people chasing him and scolding him on the Internet, Ma Xiaoshu is different, every time he is hacked, netizens come and go to help him scold back.

When Ma Xiaoshu arrived in Zhezhoutai, the semi-finals of "The Masked God of Songs" had already begun.

The show has aired eight episodes before, with a winner advancing to the semi-finals in each episode, for a total of eight spots.

Ma Xiaoshu, as the champion of the second phase, naturally also entered the finals.

However, this show is not so cruel, and it did not invite dozens of singers to crazy PK, and many contestants who did not advance in the current period will be postponed to the next issue to continue the competition, so just like Xu Ruoyun and Sun Le'an, who did not make the cut in the current period, they all reached the semifinals in the end.

In view of the fact that Ma Xiaoshu went to "Let's Run", the time was a little rushed, so the program team also deliberately took care of it when it was grouped.

The semi-final PK groups are as follows:

Riding the Great Sage vs Thousand Faces Baby, Wanderer vs Black Swan, Blood Sea Shark vs Wild Grass, Divine Beast Grass Mud Horse vs Big Black Mouse.

Because he was afraid that the recording of the show would delay time, Ma Xiaoshu was arranged to appear in the last group.

When Ma Xiaoshu went backstage to make up, it was the two players in the second group who competed, and there was still plenty of time, after all, industry insiders knew that Ma Xiaoshu almost didn't need makeup, because it didn't have any effect.

The show is actually very exciting, and the singers are also very solid, but there are always some ignorant viewers who are brushing the barrage to ask Ma Xiaoshu about it.

"When will Ma Xiaoshu play?"

"He's the last of the group, right?"

"That big black mouse is Ma Xiaoshu."

"The rumors have been refuted, Ma Xiaoshu did not participate in this show."

"The big black mouse is not a horse and a small tree."

"Ma Xiaoshu is tearing off the famous brand in "Let's Run", and photos have exploded on the Internet."

"I did see the announcement of Ma Xiaoshulu's program......"

"Huh? It's really not Ma Xiaoshu? ”

"The big black mouse should be someone else, maybe the boss of the industry."

"Please, can you stop talking about Ma Xiaoshu?"

"Who cares if Ma Xiaoshu comes or not?"

When other contestants are singing, it is indeed rude to cue Ma Xiaoshu repeatedly, but this is the effect that the program team wants, although it is a competition, but this is also a variety show.

Ma Xiaoshu casually messed around in the dressing room and started to eat dinner.

I ate the box lunch of the program group, it was already cold, but the taste was still good, Ma Xiaoshu didn't pick it.

"Yo~ What about leftovers again?"

An abrupt voice rang out.

Ma Xiaoshu took a shredded lettuce, and when he raised his head, he saw Sun Le'an's black and chubby face.

The guy came in from the door of Ma Xiaoshu's dressing room, and unceremoniously picked up the name tag on the dressing table and looked at it, which Ma Xiaoshu brought back from the "Let's Run" program team.

Because of the tight time, Ma Xiaoshu rushed here without having time to change clothes.

Ma Xiaoshu still remembers the last time Sun Le'an came to provoke him, but he didn't have any mood swings, because he felt that this kind of show was completely unnecessary, so why bother? Everybody's an adult.

But Sun Le'an obviously didn't think so, he threw away Ma Xiaoshu's name tag, pulled over a chair and sat down, Nunu said:

"Are the leftovers delicious?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's delicious!" The food in Zhezhoutai has always been good. ”

This is the truth, compared with Mango Terrace, it has an advantage.

Sun Le'an grinned and said, "They all say that you like to eat leftovers, it turns out to be true!" Hahaha! Looking poor, you can't afford to order takeout? Still can't order takeout? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Uncle! I've delivered takeout before, so of course I'll order takeout. ”

Sun Le'an: "That's reluctant to pay?" Poor and afraid. ”

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "It's true that I haven't been rich, and I am reluctant to spend it when I finally make money, but this is a box lunch that no one else in the program team has eaten, and it is not leftovers, it is a pity to waste it." ”

Sun Le'an: "The trash can says the same. ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked at him: "You say it again, I didn't hear it too clearly." ”

Sun Le'an was suddenly a little stunned and changed the topic: "Are you ready for tonight's song?" Let's work in a group! ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the black fat man, then looked at the live broadcast on the TV on the wall, and then took a bite of food: "Are we in a group?" Grass mud horse? It turns out that you are a divine beast grass mud horse! Remember, grass mud horse! ”

Sun Le'an jumped up: "Who are you scolding?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I didn't scold anyone, you said that your name is Cao Mud Horse, is it?" Isn't it a grass mud horse? ”

"Yes, but ......"

Sun Le'an suddenly became a little confused.

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's right! You said it earlier! Grass mud horse! ”

He was anxious for Sun Le'an, and last time he put a lot of cruel words, but the hero didn't leave his name, and he was also blind, pretending to be lonely.

Sun Le'an said: "You just wait to be eliminated!" Today, Ye has prepared a super dick song, a new song, from the melody to the singing method to crush you in all aspects......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh. ”

"Oh?"

"Did you say so much thirst? I see you're dry...... It's all about to crack. ”

"You want to care?"

"No, a cracked lip has a big impact on singing, you don't know, right?"

"I know, but my lips aren't cracked."

"It's about to crack."

"I didn't."

"That'...... Do I have a lip balm you want? ”

“……”

I still want a little bit, no matter how hard Sun Le'an is, he still knows his own situation, he has been a little angry recently, his lips are a little chapped, and he really needs lip balm.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Sell you for 300 yuan." Cheap for you! ”

Sun Le'an was so angry that his face darkened: "You, you...... Young people, don't jump too high, the water in the music circle is very deep, the higher you jump, the deeper you sink, beware of drowning. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence? My eldest brother drowned, drowned in the pond. ”

Sun Le'an: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "My old man is afraid that I will also drown, so he taught me to swim since I was a child, don't worry, I am still alive if you drown, hey!" ”

Sun Le'an's seven tricks are smoking, why am I talking to you about swimming?

He trembled with anger: "You, you...... You wait to unveil it! You're so lost, you don't have the quality to ......"

After finishing speaking, he left, he originally came to anger Ma Xiaoshu, but he became angry.

As for the reason, it's a bit outrageous......

In order to take care of Ma Xiaoshu's time, the program team deliberately moved his group back, and also notified the other seven singers, and the draw was based on Sun Le'an and Ma Xiaoshu's group, and the program team also made a special trip to ask Sun Le'an's opinion, if he didn't agree, he could coordinate with other contestants, but he agreed.

promised to agree, but Sun Le'an was very unhappy in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Why did the program team open a back door to Ma Xiaoshu alone? Why should the news of his participation in the show be blocked? Is he a big hand? Moreover, I was drawn to a group with him, this is the best opportunity to step on him, and the program team actually asked me if I wanted to change?

Who to look down on?

He first made a show of yin and yang, and now he came to provoke Ma Xiaoshu, but Ma Xiaoshu was set to a horse, and he didn't get any anger at all.

Ma Xiaoshu looked cute and asked the makeup artist who was swiping his mobile phone on the side: "Am I not qualified?" ”

Makeup artist: "Not today, Sun Le'an's brain doesn't seem to be normal." ”

The eyes of the masses are bright.

"I think so."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded and continued to eat, he was already very qualified today, and he didn't beat Sun Le'an, if it was changed to his brain hairpin, the goods could only go out sideways.

I'm so afraid, it's Ma Xiaoshu who is in a hurry to eat and doesn't have time to beat him.

The second group of two players quickly ended the PK, and the third group of players appeared.

Ma Xiaoshu also ate two boxes of lunches, was full, put on a black mushroom solitary hood, and went to the backstage entrance under the leadership of the program team staff to prepare for the debut, and at the same time there was the one with the head of the divine beast.

"Hmph~"

Sun Le'an snorted angrily.

Ma Xiaoshu felt inexplicable: "You hum a fart?" Defect! ”

After eating and drinking, he began to scare people.

Sun Le'an: "What do you care Lao Tzu hums......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Lao Tzu has to take care of it, what are you humming?" ”

Sun Le'an: "I'll go to you...... Ahh......h

My lips were chapped and ached, and I couldn't open my mouth when I couldn't speak.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look, I'll just say your lips are dry, right?" If your lips are dry, you should use lipstick, and if you don't use lipstick, it will crack, and if you crack, it will bleed. Why don't you listen? People who are dozens of years old are still so strong, and donkeys are not as strong as you. ”

My brother Shu has never been angry and scared you to death!

Sun Le'an was completely speechless, his hand reached into the hood to touch his mouth, and even kicked and kicked the agent to find lipstick for him, and he was even more angry when he heard Ma Xiaoshu's chatter.

Ma Xiaoshu is not finished yet: "It's too late to hold Buddha's feet temporarily, right?" As the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, and if you don't listen to the old man, the two scarves will be strangled! Why didn't you listen to me before? Can I still hurt you? Brother Shu, I have always been fair and just in business......"

The dialect he speaks, this very philosophical slang, can only be fully expressed in dialects.

Sun Le'an obviously understood: "Nima, ahh......h

Ma Xiaoshu: "Your mouth is on fire, you have to drink more water and hot water with your physique!" Everyone's physique is different, like our Shancheng people don't drink water when they encounter your situation, we all fight poison with poison, go to eat a hot pot, the extra spicy kind, and then don't use the oil dish, directly millet spicy plus the original soup dish, I tell you that it's simply not swaying, on the spicy mouth and under the spicy spicy, eat more golden needles, see you tomorrow, pull it out or a piece of the most complete ......"

Sun Le'an: "Shut up!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said shyly: "Eh, I won't, I'm still laughing, hahahaha...... You see, my mouth is completely fine, envy, right? When you're older, you have to restrain your temper, and you have to provoke this and that like a teddy all day long, what's the point? Isn't it still not popular? Boss Yang said that Xiaohong relies on supporting Dahong. Uncle, you're okay singing, but your life isn't too good. ”

Sun Le'an touched his mouth, it hurt, and he reached out to pull the staff again, you fucking shut up that thing, Lao Tzu is going to blow up!

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look at you, you finally got to the finals, but your mouth was dry, this luck is too poking, right?" Fate, fate! Sometimes you still have to believe! I don't have that kind of life, and it won't be my turn......"

Sun Le'an is going crazy, he wants to scold back but can't open his mouth, he can only bear it, it's not too disgusting.

That thing actually sang?

Even the staff in the passage turned their heads away,, too mocking.

Ma Xiaoshu is not used to Sun Le'an at all: "Are you singing a new song today?" Congratulations! Finally there is a new song, unlike me, I sing a new song every day, I get tired of singing, I am very troubled, you know? There are so many good songs in my head that I don't even have time to write them. ”

At this time, Sun Le'an's assistant finally found him lipstick, and untied the hood and applied it as if he had lost it.

Ma Xiaoshu also untied his hood and asked, "What does your lipstick smell like?" ”

Sun Le'an's lungs are about to explode: "It's your business!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the staff next to him and shrugged: "I've lost my mind, let's have a friendly exchange to promote feelings, he won't chat." ”

The staff is also numb, why are you chatting? Didn't you want to him off for a delicious meal?

Sun Le'an puffed up and threw the lipstick to the assistant.

Ma Xiaoshu also took out a lipstick and carefully smeared his mouth, this is the lipstick that Boss Yang bought for him to prevent his lips from drying out, and after applying it, Ma Xiaoshu also smashed his mouth:

"Ahh This inspired me to add lipstick details to my new film. ”

Zhou Xingxing wore lipstick when he appeared with the SWATS!

Of course, it wasn't added suddenly, it's just angry Sun Le'an, when did my brother Shu get angry?

Sun Le'an was really angry: "You deceive people too much!" Lao Tzu has been debuting for 20 years and has won numerous awards, which can be compared to your little trash? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Slightly~ I have a good idea!" ”

This......

It's so disgusting, the staff around can't bear to look at it directly, Ma Xiaoshu is really cheap!

Sun Le'an really couldn't refute it.

Oh, yes!

Ma Xiaoshu's thing, he won the Best Newcomer Award in Glemei......

Actually, for Ma Xiaoshu, Glaimei is a fart, that is, these fools can't stand up when they kneel for too long, and they always feel that the moon in foreign countries is relatively round.

Ma Xiaoshu is very Chinese, and when Sun Le'an put on a hood and ignored him, he didn't forget to tell him:

"Drink plenty of hot water."

"I'm Nima, ouch, Nima! Lao Tzu ......"

Sun Le'an was completely blown up, he couldn't bear it anymore, he was about to rush up to beat Ma Xiaoshu with his teeth and claws, but was stopped by the staff and his assistant.

We can't kill ourselves, do we? Not that far!

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the fried little black fat man with a smile, and even hummed a song: "Pig, your ears are so big, you can't hear me scolding you for being stupid......"

What is he afraid of?

Anyway, the other party can't beat me.

Fortunately, the third group of guest competitions ended, and the host Li Hao first cued the divine beast grass mud horse on the field, and Sun Le'an was pushed onto the stage without continuing to entangle with Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu asked Sun Le'an's assistant at this time: "Brother, why can't your artist look down on me?" Just because of Hao Shengyin? ”

The assistant hesitated for a moment, and while the staff were far away, he whispered, "No...... Because you robbed him of his place in the Spring Festival Gala. ”

Ma Xiaoshu wondered even more: "When will I go to the Spring Festival Gala?" ”

Assistant: "This year." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why don't I know?" ”

Assistant: "The internal list has come out, he was originally on the list, but you replaced him." ”

It turns out that I am on the Spring Festival Gala list!

I'm awesome!

Ma Xiaoshu will be suspicious: "Why are you telling me?" ”

The assistant said: "Because I'm your fan, Sun Le'an's old man has already served enough, and there are no two songs in the work that pretend to be forced everywhere all day long." ”

Ma Xiaoshu immediately took out his mobile phone and added WeChat to him: "If you want to change jobs, remember to contact me, what we lack most in Jiaxing is an experienced agent." ”

At this time, Sun Le'an, who didn't know that his assistant was dug up at the foot of the wall, was solemnly introducing his new song on stage:

"This song is a song written by me myself, called "Fate Starry Sky", and it is a ......"

Host Li Hao: "Are you the composer too?" Mythical beast grass mud horse player. ”

Sun Le'an: "Uh...... This song is a cover of the Korean song "Love You". ”

The audience's immediate interest dropped by half, and it turned out to be a cover.

Are you embarrassed to say it's your new song?

Soon, Sun Le'an finished singing his "new song", and his performance was quite average.

Originally, the high-pitched part of this song was the highlight, but Sun Le'an's lips were chapped and he didn't dare to exert his strength at all, so that the high-pitched part hummed softly, and his expressiveness was a lot worse......

Even so, Sun Le'an is also very arrogant, and feels that Ma Xiaoshu can't bring better songs.

He participated in this semi-finals because he discussed tactics with many well-known singers in the circle, and felt that Ma Xiaoshu won by singing, so it was better to directly cover a good song to offset Ma Xiaoshu's advantages, and then crush Ma Xiaoshu with his singing skills.

Ma Xiaoshu walked onto the stage with a hood, and after a brief interaction with the host, he began to introduce the new song he brought today:

"My song is a man's song!"

Host Li Hao: "Did you also write the lyrics and compose the music yourself?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm the composer, the lyricist...... I wrote the lyrics for the original version, but when I changed to the Cantonese version, I asked a friend to help me change the lyrics since I was a child, so the lyricist is not strictly speaking. ”

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Li Hao: "So, you're going to bring a Cantonese song today?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "If you heard it right, yes. ”

"Hahaha......"

The audience laughed.

Sun Le'an sneered on the side of the stage, he couldn't see his expression with a hood, he could be unscrupulous, he thought that Ma Xiaoshu would be planted this time, and you could sing Cantonese as a mountain city?

Besides, if the song is really good, why force it to change to the Cantonese version?

Obviously, it's just that the song can't be written!

Ma Xiaoshu took the microphone and said: "This song is called "Men Should Be Self-reliant", a ...... Ordinary songs, not rock and roll, today, ordinary singing to everyone, that's all. ”

The old temperament is coming.