CHAPTER 25 MAINLINE BUGS
After coming to the agreed restaurant, Shen Mengfei chose a table in the corner.
didn't open a private room, Shen Mengfei felt that it was just a simple dinner with two friends, and there was no need to make it so grand.
After Ye Wange came, she saw that a small circle was also there, and Ye Wange looked at Shen Mengfei with questioning eyes.
Shen Mengfei's news only said the time and place, and did not say that a small circle also came, so Ye Wange thought that there were only two people, her and Shen Mengfei, but she didn't expect a small circle to also come.
"Sit down first, I just finished practicing, Xiao Yuanyuan came to me and said that she wanted to invite me to dinner and thank me for helping her before. Then you message me again and say we have dinner together. I thought that since everyone hadn't eaten, we would be better together. Shen Mengfei explained.
Ye Wange didn't say anything, and sat next to Shen Mengfei.
"Order food, you can order whatever you like, I'll invite you to eat this meal." Shen Mengfei said.
"Sister Wange, order it, I'm not a picky eater." A small circle said.
Not picky eaters? Yes, you are indeed not a picky eater, knowing that Shen Mengfei is the man I fancie, you still came to rob it!
And you, a dog man, have me, and continue to live in the morning.
The more Ye Wange thought about it, the more angry she became, and after taking the menu, she knew that Shen Mengfei couldn't eat spicy. Okay, I'm going to kill you dog man today.
Ye Wange ordered a chopped pepper fish head, a mapo tofu, a spicy shrimp, and a green pepper fried meat. None of the four dishes are not spicy.
"I ordered four appetizing dishes, there are only three of us, four dishes should be enough, or let the waiter take the menu to the kitchen to cook for the chef first." Ye Wange said.
"I think four dishes are enough, if you order too much and can't finish it, it's not good to waste it." A small circle said.
"Okay, then order four dishes first." Shen Mengfei said.
It is worth mentioning that when Ye Wange ordered food just now, she deliberately blocked Shen Mengfei from seeing which dishes she ordered. And Shen Mengfei thought that Ye Wange should order one or two dishes he liked, so he didn't watch it.
"Waiter, we've ordered, you can take the menu away." Ye Wange said.
The waiter came over and took the menu, she suddenly found that Shen Mengfei and the three of them were a little familiar, and after thinking for a while, she exclaimed: "You are Shen Mengfei, Ye Wange and Zhu Yuting with good voices?" ”
"Oh my God, I actually saw a star!"
"Don't get excited, the three of us are just ordinary people, we just want to have a quiet meal." Shen Mengfei said.
"Shen Mengfei, I'm your fan, can you sign for me?" The waiter said excitedly.
"Yes." Shen Mengfei replied.
"I didn't have a notebook, so why don't you sign it on my shirt." The waiter said happily when he heard that Shen Mengfei agreed to sign for her.
"It's..., not good." Shen Mengfei said.
At this time, Ye Wange's eyes were full of murderous aura, staring at Shen Mengfei deadly.
Shen Mengfei felt a chill in his back, turned his head to look, and saw Ye Wange's eyes.
"What are you doing?" Shen Mengfei said.
"What else do I want to ask you? I didn't sing two songs, but I learned to sign autographs. It's amazing. Ye Wange said in a weird way.
"I'm ......" Shen Mengfei was speechless for a moment.
Did I take the initiative to ask someone if they wanted my signature? What can I do if someone takes the initiative to find me? I'm desperate too.
"Little sister, if you don't mind, I'll sign it for you." A small circle saw that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and came out to relieve the siege.
"Xiao Yuanyuan, I like you, and I'm very happy if you help you sign it." The waiter said.
A small circle took a ballpoint pen, the waiter lifted the vest to reveal a white shirt, and a small circle signed on the waiter's shirt "A small circle wishes you a happy day".
After getting Madoka's signature, the waiter left with the menu satisfied.
"Say, is the purpose of wanting to be a singer just to experience the feeling of the stars holding the moon?" Ye Wange stared at Shen Mengfei with sharp eyes and asked.
Shen Mengfei was stared at by Ye Wange like this, like a thorn in the back, very uncomfortable.
At this moment, Shen Mengfei couldn't help but secretly rejoice: Fortunately, she rejected me at that time, otherwise, I would not have to be controlled by her every day, and I would be angry with her every day?
If it's really my problem, I have nothing to say, but this kind of vexatious trouble once or twice is okay, who can stand it?
"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" Shen Mengfei said.
"Nonsense, if I want to hear a lie, I will still ask you?" Ye Wange said.
"The truth is, it's ......" Shen Mengfei said halfway, deliberately hanging Ye Wange's appetite.
"Say it quickly!" Ye Wange was a little anxious.
"I'm not here to experience the stars holding the moon." Shen Mengfei replied.
Senior sister, senior sister, you are the one who loves to play, and you are the one who can't afford to play.
"I don't believe it." Ye Wange said.
"If you don't believe me, then I can't help it." Shen Mengfei spread his hands and said helplessly.
"Brother Fei, then why do you want to be a singer, I also want to know." A small circle said.
"I said in the blind audition stage of the mentor, I said that I want to be a superstar in both the music and film worlds, and make a work that will make everyone laugh, you don't think I was just joking, right?" Shen Mengfei said.
"Brother Fei, I really thought you were joking." A small circle replied.
"Are you serious?" Ye Wange looked at Shen Mengfei's serious appearance and couldn't help asking.
"Hmm." Shen Mengfei replied.
"Brother Fei, it's impossible for you to achieve this."
"I'm sorry, Phineas, I'm not saying you can't be a superstar in both the music and film worlds, I mean it's impossible for anyone to make a work that makes everyone laugh." A small circle realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly explained.
"Little Yuanyuan, why do you think so?" Shen Mengfei asked.
A small circle is a game anchor, and the live broadcast style is mainly funny, so a small circle still has a say in how to make everyone laugh.
After Shen Mengfei heard Xiao Yuanyuan say that it was impossible to make a work that made everyone laugh, he wanted to know what Xiao Yuanyuan's point of view was.
"Brother Fei, I'll ask a clearer question first, and then I'll answer your question. Phineas, are all the people you mean by all the people in the world? Or all the people who have seen your work? A small circle asked.
Xiao Yuanyuan actually knew that all the people Shen Mengfei was referring to were all the people in the world.
If you are just a person who watches the work, then the premise of being a double superstar in the music and film industry is not necessary, just be an anchor and then edit the video by chance.
"When I say all the people, I mean all the people in the world." Shen Mengfei said with a serious face.
"Sure enough, I guessed it. Brother Fei, then I can tell you very responsibly that your idea can't be realized. ”
"First of all, there are tricolor people in this world, and each race has different beliefs and cultures, which leads to different jokes for everyone."
"Secondly, in addition to the different races, human beings can also be divided into infants, children, adults and the elderly according to their age. The vast majority of babies don't watch TV, and the laughter of the elderly is also very high, my grandma watched my live broadcast, she told me, she doesn't know what I'm making a fuss, it's not funny at all. ”
In addition, human beings can also be divided into healthy people and unhealthy people, and unhealthy people include the deaf and mute, the blind and the like. There are even more deaf and dumb and blind and vegetative, in this case, do you still think that there are really works in the world that can make everyone laugh? A small circle analyzed.
After Shen Mengfei listened to Xiao Yuanyuan's words, the whole person was stunned.
"Good luck elf, you come out for me, main quest: (make the world laugh for me once) What does the world refer to in it?" Shen Mengfei summoned the Good Luck Spirit and asked.
"Master, the world mentioned in the main quest refers to all living humans in the world." The Good Luck Elf replied.
"Why don't you add the dead humans, and the living and dead creatures?"
"What a bullshit broken mission, I can't complete it at all, I ask to change the main quest." Shen Mengfei said.
"Master, once a system task is enacted, it cannot be changed. I assure the host that this main quest is achievable. Please come on to the master, and the good luck elf will always accompany the master. The Good Luck Elf said.
"Impossible, this task cannot be completed, even if the gods come, it is impossible to do it."
"Just ask, babies, the elderly, the deaf and dumb, and the vegetative, how to solve these super bugs? Come, come, tell me, as long as you can say one, two, three, my head will be used for you as a night pot. Shen Mengfei was angry.
"Master, this task has been done by someone in another parallel time and space, and more than one person has done it, but I can't tell you the method, you can only think of it yourself."
"Master, others can do it, and I believe you can do it too, come on." The Good Luck Elf cheered Shen Mengfei on.
"Is parallel time and space real? And has anyone really done this task? Shen Mengfei asked.
"Master, the good luck system came from other parallel time and space, and someone really did this task." Good luck elf said.
"Well, since you've said so, I'll believe it for the time being." Shen Mengfei said.
The Good Luck Elf has no reason to lie to me, what it says should be true, but how did these super bugs in this main quest and those people in parallel time and space solve them?
Slow, slow, wouldn't all parallel planes be eternals?
"Good luck elf, let me ask you a question, parallel time and space ......" Shen Mengfei was interrupted before he could finish his words.
"Master, I can tell you responsibly that the parallel time and space are basically the same as the plane you are in, they are all ordinary people, and there are also people like babies, old people, and vegetative people." Good luck elf said.
This is strange, so how to eliminate this kind of BUG?
Could it be that people in parallel time and space started wars, and most of them gagged? No, it shouldn't be possible, war is not a one-man affair.
That's strange, how the hell do other people do it?