If Kong Yiji was just a salted fish, he would not be ridiculed by countless spectators.

His biggest embarrassment is that he is just a pure-bred salted fish, but he has a sensitive self-esteem that surpasses the species, and he has to prove to outsiders that it can jump, and can even turn and splash at 360 degrees.

So he's not good at running, but he's good at being watched.

Miao Miao is like this, although she seems to be a literary young woman with a very high style, but Kong Yiji is also a child who has taken the county examination and the government examination, and she is also a college student.

Therefore, the supervision partners of the Municipal Special Commission like to tease her, and her nature is very similar to the group of bad drinkers in the restaurant.

However, it has been boring lately.

You said that she was the last in terms of performance again, and she spread out on the desk and ignored you.

You said that she nibbled on steamed buns and bought essays by young female writers enjoying the delicacies of various countries, and she lay on the sofa and ignored you.

You joke when she'll be able to live in a house with spring flowers facing the sea, and she's lying on the ground and ignoring you.

It's boring, okay! If the spectator doesn't see it, is it still called a spectator?

"What's wrong with Xiao Miao, why don't you jump?"

"So depressed, like a dead goldfish," a female colleague poked her finger in the face, but there was no response.

"You don't know? Miao Shui Shui recently finally fooled a special agent newcomer, the newcomer finally made a single order, and the result was a message above, the special agent was sent to the monitoring list, and all the previous containment cases were invalidated, so the assessment at the end of the month was zero eggs, the bonus was gone, the year-end bonus was gone, and even the steamed buns were almost gone. ”

"Hiss~ so miserable."

"By the way, don't express your opinion on this matter, it is too deeply involved," added the experienced Lao Hu, who won the first place for a second time.

"My steamed bun shop downstairs is holding promotions, and I'll give Miao Shui Shui some discounts when I go back." The female colleague said.

As a result, the female colleague felt that the stockings were being ripped off, and saw Miao Miao, who had completely salted the fish, with tears in her eyes.

"I want to eat Hanamaki~"

"I don't have money to eat any flower rolls! A piece of eight cents, can you eat it? Why are you still so hypocritical! ”

The female colleague scolded mercilessly, then picked up her Prada women's bag, sprayed Chanel No. 3, swayed to the garage to pick up the new BMW, and went on a date with her rich boyfriend.

"Yes, I'm leaving."

"Lao Hu, you also get off work?"

"Hey, what kind of work am I off, I was recently transferred to the network anomaly research room, and you know, that municipal anomaly is at the most critical moment of containment, and the boss probably wants me to bring a new person."

"Congratulations, I'm afraid the bonus will be 6 figures afterwards."

"Low-key and low-key, not much, only 7-figure ......"

A group of onlookers dispersed one after another, leaving only Miao Yiji, who was still lying on the ground, with a withered yellow leaf rolled up, a depressed picture.

……

"I told you, no, no, no! Tonight is the final gala, the master has practiced singing and dancing rap for so long, just to show off the audience, and now you tell me to let me work, what are you kidding, my trainee is not right! No, no, no, no...... Oops! How a dead man is lying on the ground! ”

"Hey, you're not dead, seriously, your posture is very similar to one of my rap movements, you've also learned it? Let's have a contest? ”

The young man's anger was quickly replaced by curiosity, and he picked up a branch and poked the other party, and five inspectors dressed as girls next door hurriedly gathered around and persuaded each other.

"Master, please, the leader above specially ordered it!"

"Yes, you can't do it without a master."

"Master, someone sells you a cute? You're helping~"

As a gifted person who has been admitted to the juvenile class of Tsinghua Special Academy, the webmaster of the ghost market app, and a genius boy who is only one step away from stepping into the C-level in the programming sequence, Cai Xiaoqian enjoys special treatment; For example, there are five beautiful ladies who are dedicated to serving this little ancestor.

"Cut, what kind of Lori are you pretending, I said that you are running for three, what are you pretending to be tender!"

Cai Xiaoqian frowned.

"Yes~Yes, master, meow~"

Didn't you want your wife to dress up like that! A 28-year-old female ombudsman was ranting in the psyche.

"And you, not I'm talking about you, your rem from stockings to maid outfits, to hairpins on the top of the head, are full of inferior and immodest feelings, didn't I say, don't buy second-hand goods online, to set genuine from the book, and other tall figure models, you talk about it yourself, is it interesting to sell meat every day? I'll tell you, it's not interesting at all, it's a shame for you Rem! ”

Cai Xiaoqian wiped his nosebleed, and said righteous words with a righteous face.

"I'm the person who respects originality the most, can you not insult me, a junior high school student, the beautiful fantasy, not qualified, all unqualified!"

Cai Xiaoqian used a whole pack of facial tissues to stop the nosebleed, inserted his waist, and spoke righteously.

At this moment, the footsteps sounded upstairs, and the faces of the five female inspectors changed, and they saw more than a dozen high-level executives from various departments, with serious faces with a hint of urgency, walking towards this arrogant and domineering junior high school student.

"It's bad, with this little master's dog temper, it's okay to brush the hair, and if it doesn't go well, he will blow up the hair, he doesn't care what the other party is, it's over, it's over......

The five clerks were almost crazy.

At this moment, a beautiful woman in her thirties, wearing the uniform of the Municipal Special Commission, with a sharp temperament, walked briskly in high heels, and without saying a word, she came up with a slap.

'Smack! ’

Cai Xiaoqian was also stunned, and after a while, his anger exploded, and countless symbols and hidden numbers began to spread to the entire building, and everywhere he passed, the matter began to be divided and reorganized, and even the seals of several containment objects were broken in an instant.

In the sound of 'boom' and 'boom', it seems that the entire compound has to be reprogrammed.

"You—how dare you hit me,,—"

"What for?" The corner of the beautiful young woman's eyes was raised.

"Well done! This slap, whether it is from the timing, angle, or strength, is perfect and people can't fault it, Ness, it's so nice! Cai Xiaoqian covered half of his swollen cheeks, stretched out his thumb, and said vaguely: "It's worthy of my mother, but she has experience." ”

"Alright, I'll leave the rest."

"Then I'll trouble you, Commissioner Cai."

"Let's go, let's get to work!" Commissioner Cai grabbed Cai Xiaoqian's ear with one hand and carried him back.

"Did you fail the final exam, Chinese and foreign languages?"

"Who, who's the snitch! It's not that I failed, but there is still a distance from success," Cai Xiaoqian said: "This is all the price, for the price of my blockbuster at the party, Mom, I have been practicing rap for almost three years, can you give me a chance to perform?" ”

"Nope."

"I've been waiting for three years, just to wait for an opportunity, I want to fight for a breath, not to prove that I'm amazing, I'm to tell everyone that what I lost will definitely be back!"

Junior high school students are loud!

"Do you know that human life is at stake?" Commissioner Cai's tone was impatient.

"Human life is as important as my rap!" Cai Xiaoqian muttered.

'Smack! ’

"Why don't you respect my dreams at all, did I pick them up from the garbage heap?" Cai Xiaoqian was furious.

The beautiful woman's slap was raised high again.

"But rap is definitely not as important as your mother~ The queen mother is for thousands of generations, with my assistance, in less than three years, she will sweep the world!"

The anger vanished and turned to flattery.

That being said, the junior high school student's expression now is just as desperate and vicissitudes as the corpse before.

I really want to smoke a cigarette and relieve the depression on the road of my life~

"Director, this Commissioner Cai is only in his early thirties, how can he have such an old son?" A female inspector was stunned for a long time and suddenly asked.

"And it's still surnamed Cai, with my mother's surname?"

"Hehe, this matter, in fact, Cai Xiaoqian was adopted by Commissioner Cai."

The old supervisor smiled and said: "It was a very dangerous network anomaly intrusion incident, and the strongest programming expert in our city came out in person ten years ago, and it was Commissioner Cai." ”

"And Cai Xiaoqian is actually a VR life programmed by Commissioner Cai during the mission."

The five were terrified.

"Ah, this doesn't seem to be able to be said, remember to keep it secret for me," the old supervisor patted his head, and then walked away with a nonchalant expression.

The crowd dispersed again, and another yellow leaf rolled up and blew through, and everyone cared about the 'corpse' lying around the corner.

The phone rang suddenly, Miao Miao opened it weakly, and her eyes widened instantly-

Call from the gold owner!!

……

On the Yangtze River, Bai Qiufang lit a lady's cigarette, but the two handsome and handsome foreign brothers did not dare to approach, without it, the other party is now covered with pitch-black worms inside and outside the skin except for the head, in addition, the three-story cruise ship is scorched black, and the scorched black color even covers the surrounding water, and the remaining strong spiritual energy fluctuations are delayed in the air.

"This spiritual pollution is really strong, just to help open a door, it has polluted the deep spiritual body."

Bai Qiufang saw that his body was getting more and more rotten, so he didn't think so, he held a cigarette, and the dagger in his hand suddenly slashed, and he cut off his own head.

"Fortunately, my essence is just a spiritual current."

The flesh rotted into hundreds of black worms and crawled to all corners of the ship.

"It doesn't matter, I'm going to reshape my body anyway."

The head gradually faded, and finally only a ray of consciousness remained.

"If you want to become a stowaway, you must first smuggle into the door, and then steal the power of the 'head', completely abnormal the body, and I don't know if I can succeed."

"But that kid is really lucky, theoretically speaking, when he changes jobs for the third time, he has countless options, and almost infinite probability of error."

"A stowaway who grows up well, almost 100 percent."

"The janitor of the two doors."

"It's not a loss!"