Li Xiang returned to the dormitory wearing the stars and moon, he took off his crisp black uniform and hung it behind the door, and the word "security" was written on the armband of the uniform.

That's right, Li Xiang is a security guard, he is not an ordinary security guard, but a security guard of the international "high-tech" technology company Fu Xkang...... In fact, it is just an OEM factory in a high-tech zone.

Li Xiang is an aspiring young man with the Chinese dream, graduated from a well-known pheasant university in China, in addition to being a security guard of Fu Xkang, he is also a hard-working amateur artist.

After graduating from university, with his "excellent" professional skills, Li Xiang successfully entered Fuxkang. The management of Fu Xkang is not (extinguished) (absolutely) human nature, and within half a year of joining the company, he heard that there were more than a dozen people who jumped off the building.

Early one morning, he and his co-worker Zhang Quandan had just returned to breakfast, and were drinking tofu brain in the corridor of the dormitory building, when they heard someone say, "Jumping off the building!"

Li Xiang and Dandan cautiously poked their heads out of the window of the corridor, only to hear a whisper in their ears, and a black shadow fell down.

Li Xiang heard the sound of watermelons breaking, and then he and Dandan saw that there were some white flowers scattered in a pool of blood downstairs. The two looked at each other tacitly, and spit out the half-eaten breakfast. From that day on, he and Dan Dan no longer ate tofu brain.

In order to avoid becoming a "tofu brain" himself, in order to realize his Chinese dream, Li Xiang resolutely left the flesh and blood factory of the evil capitalists!

Young people, you have to have a skill. The family suggested that Li Xiang go to Lanxiang, everyone was "Xiang", and he also felt reliable. Helplessly, Li Xiang was the one who scared the examiner to death in the driving test, and he couldn't master the "Lan Xiang Secret Technique" - excavator technology despite all his efforts.

The teachers in the school were interesting enough, and finally gave up treatment for Li Xiang and let him live in Lanxiang. When he is bored, Li Xiang will go to various classes, what beauty salons, pastry cooking, auto repair and welding...... He had glanced at it a few times, and as an aspiring young man with high talent, Li Xiang had never learned anything.

The slogan assigned by Lan Xiang's graduation package was not shouted in vain, although Li Xiang didn't learn anything, people were stunned to find him a job, and it was said that it was still a big business. But when Li Xiang went, he found out that he was meowing Fu X Kang!

Li Xiang left Fuxkang for the second time and joined another famous school, New Oriental. When he was in Lanxiang, although Li Xiang did not learn to cook, he also became interested in cooking, so he entered New Oriental and vowed to become a generation of kitchen gods. Li Xiang has a talent for pickling pickles, and the teachers at school gave him surprisingly consistent comments - he killed the salt seller......

New Oriental is also very righteous, even if Li Xiang is so unsuccessful, he will be assigned a job. However, this time Li Xiang had a long heart, and asked the teacher in charge of the assignment work in advance, and the reply he got was - Fu X Kang......

"Can you change places?" asked Li Xiang helplessly at that time.

The teacher shook his head expressionlessly and asked him, "Are you going to the Shanxi coal kiln?"

Li Xiang didn't swallow a mouthful of water, and was almost choked to death.

Li Xiang stared at the teacher seriously for a quarter of an hour, and found that the teacher didn't mean to joke, so he asked, "Do you have a way to Yunnan black brick kiln?"

The teacher tilted his head, picked his chin and thought for a long time, but did not disappoint Li Xiang, nodded very affirmatively, and said, "If you really want to go, I can help." ”

Li Xiang didn't expect the teacher to be so "powerful", he was still a part-time trafficker, covered his forehead and said, "Let's talk about Fu Xkang." ”

After some bargaining, the teacher arranged him to the security department of Fu X Kang, because Li Xiang was reluctant to go back to Fu X Kang's production line to do that kind of mechanical and numb work.

After returning to Fu X Kang for the third time, Li Xiang's friend Dan Dan wrote a poem for him: The old man left Fu X Kang in the west, and Lan Xiang was in order to learn technology. Lan Xiang's graduation package is assigned, and Nima is still Fu Xkang. The old man resigned from Fu X Kang to learn technology from New Oriental. New Oriental is assigned to the bag, and Fu X Kangli is the doorman.

Li Xiang can become an amateur artist, which is also related to Dandan.

One day, Dandan found Li Xiang in a hurry and asked very mysteriously, "Can you do me a favor?"

Li Xianghu glanced at Dan Dan suspiciously, Dan Dan, who usually doesn't pull a few people, had a little shyness in his expression at this time, and he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Dandan took out his mobile phone and showed Li Xiang a photo of a girl. That girl Li Xiang knows, it is Li Xiaohua, the dream lover of Dandan.

Li Xiang suddenly realized, touched the ball with his elbow, and asked with a wicked smile: "Secretly filmed?"

Dandan nodded embarrassedly.

"Let's talk about it, let's make it clear first, we won't do anything that violates the law. As soon as Li Xiaohua was involved, the already abnormal balls were more like a nervous disorder, and Li Xiang was really afraid that he would let him do something out of the ordinary.

"That ......" Dandan lowered his head, his two index fingers twisting and pinching to make teasing movements.

Li Xiang almost vomited, and hurriedly urged: "There is something to say, there is a fart!"

"Can you put together a picture of me and Xiaohua?" DanDan said.

When Li Xiang was in Lanxiang, he followed the art class to learn PS for a few days, and the teacher who taught PS also told him seriously: "Learn this well, you still have a bit of understanding in PS." ”

Li Xiang didn't take it seriously, and after a few days of studying ps, he took p photos to play, such as putting his head on the poster of Fa Ge's "True Colors of Heroes" or something, to satisfy his own obscenity.

Li Xiang patted his chest and said, "It's a trivial matter!"

This little favor, he still doesn't have a problem.

Although Li Xiang has fiddled with ps and photographed a few times, it was just pure entertainment, and he hadn't used Photoshop for too long, and he almost forgot about it.

After more than an hour of tossing, he finally put together the photos of Dandan and Li Xiaohua.

"Why don't I have a neck?" asked Dandan, looking at Li Xiang's good photo.

Li Xiang glanced at it and knew that it was the result of his failure to cut out the picture, but he really didn't want to work hard, so he fooled the balls and said, "How can there be! You see how much I give you P looks like Wu Yanzu!"

"Really?" asked Dandan, his eyes shining.

"It's like a fake!" Li Xiang nodded vigorously and said.

Every time Li Xiang hears an empty slogan in the news, he shakes his head with disdain. Dandan's dream is Li Xiaohua, he really doesn't know where his dream is.

However, people with dreams are indeed different.

In order to make money to buy a big diamond ring, Dandan confessed to Li Xiaohua, contacted his cousin in the garment factory, and started the so-called "foreign trade tail list" business on a certain treasure. When the online store was renovated, Dandan was reluctant to spend money to find someone to decorate, so he asked Li Xiang for help.

Li Xiang works as a security guard on weekdays, and he has nothing to do, so he helps Dandan's when he is bored.

After going back and forth, Li Xiang gradually got started with these art software. The photos of the seller's show in Dandan's online store were also handed over to Li Xiang to deal with. Under the condition of ensuring a reasonable color difference, Li Xiang can handle the seller's show relatively highly.

Dandan's online store slowly got on the right track, and later he began to pay Li Xiang's salary. It's not much, but it's better than nothing.

The security guards all worked in three shifts, and Li Xiang returned to the dormitory after the afternoon shift, and before his ass was hot, Dandan's phone called.

"Hey, Boss Egg. Li Xiang picked up the phone and said weakly.

"Xiang!" Dandan's energetic voice came from the other end of the phone.

Every time Dandan called Li Xiang like that, Li Xiang felt like a lump of laziness on his head......

"How many times have I said it, don't call me that. Li Xiang said unhappily.

"Don't worry about that kind of detail. Have you changed the photos I sent you yesterday? I'm waiting for a new one in the store. Dandan asked.

Li Xiang patted his head and said with a headache: "I almost forgot, I'll get it for you in the middle of the night." ”

It was already past two o'clock in the middle of the night, and Li Xiang's eyelids had already started fighting, but he hadn't finished the work arranged by Dandan.

Li Xiang stretched tiredly, picked up the beer on the table and poured it, feeling a little more energetic.

After a while, he began to yawn again. Although his fingers were still moving mechanically, his head was already hanging down. Finally, Li Xiang completely lost to tiredness, and fell on the keyboard with a bang.

Strange environment, strange people.

The sun is a bit harsh and a little noisy around.

Li Xiang looked at the little green man in front of him with dull eyes, with long pointed ears, and his height had just reached Li Xiang's waist. Li Xiang was completely in a state of dementia, and he didn't even have time to question why this little green man could speak Chinese.

He shook his head vigorously, pinched his thigh, and couldn't help but gasp for cold air, it really hurt!

Li Xiang clearly remembered that he changed the photo of Dan Dan in the dormitory, how did he come to this place. And it was early in the morning, but now it was suddenly daylight.

"Hello, are you from Sino?" the little green man asked again, speaking fluent Mandarin.

"Sino people......" Li Xiang recalled the word, he didn't seem to have heard of this nation.

"I see that you have black hair and black eyes, you must be a noble Shino person. Before Li Xiang could argue, the little green man took it upon himself to determine what kind of "Sino person" Li Xiang was.

"Uh-huh!" Li Xiang heard that the other party had a lot of respect for the Sino people in his words, so he simply admitted it, and he would definitely not suffer.

At this moment, Li Xiang finally relieved himself, knowing that he should have crossed, but he didn't expect to be able to cross even if he dozed off.

"Where is this?" asked Li Xiang.

"Dear guests of Sino, this is the capital of flowers. The little green man in front of him said.

"Huadu, Paris?" asked Li Xiang reflexively.

"What Paris? The flower capital is the flower capital, the national capital of the Roland Kingdom. The little green man explained.

"I see. Li Xiang nodded as if he understood, but in fact, he was scolding in his heart: What the hell is the Nima Rollan Kingdom! Lao Tzu is really rich and prosperous now!;