Chapter Eighty-One: Drying Guns by the River Little Turtle Master Visits
On the big stone by the river, there are a large patch of white flowers lying horizontally and vertically...... The shy ones all hid in the trees, such as Lin Chong.
Song Wen glanced at the long spears and short cannons in the four corners, and said to Lin Chong on the tree: "Lin Chong will go back and get the clothes, and I will go to the kitchen in the afternoon to cook something delicious for everyone!"
Lin Chong poked his head down and ......, "Braised pork?" ”
"Well, braised pork! There are also braised pork offal...... Meat and bones stewed with dried vegetables, but it's a pity, there are no potatoes......"
"What are potatoes?"
"Forget it, don't think about it, I'm afraid your grandson won't be able to eat...... However, it should still be possible to look for sweet potatoes in the Nanyang generation. ”
Li Yan raised the grape and took a sip: "What? Are you going to go to sea to find your strange master? ”
Song Wen's face flushed: "Master was over eighty years old when he left, I'm afraid I won't be able to see him."
Li Yan shook her head, and was just about to comfort Song Wen and say something, when she saw a half-sized man rushing from afar......
"Xiao Langjun...... Xiao Langjun ......"
The people who called Song Wen so were all the children of the tenants on the Zhuangzi, and Song Wen said lazily when he heard this: "What are the four dogs arguing about? Tell your mother not to worry about cooking meat, and I'll ...... when I go."
The half-grown man stumbled over, bypassing the long spears and short cannons all over the place and came to Song Wen to salute...... "Xiao Langjun, you ...... Your master is here! ”
Song Wen didn't react for a while, and Li Yan next to him jumped up with a spirit, and the half-foot gun shook so that Song Wen's eyes turned black for a while......
"Who are you talking about? Brother Wen's master? No nonsense......"
Song Wen also reacted, sat up suspiciously and asked, "What master?"
"It's your master! An old immortal of the fairy wind bones was sent by a carriage sent by Wazi Street in the city, and Brother An Chun accompanied him! ”
"I wipe ...... Really? ”
Song Wen knew that this time An Chun was afraid that he would be deceived by a liar! Do you not know if you have a master or not? Master...... It's strange to see that Lao Tzu doesn't kill him into a rotting corpse!
Li Yan next to her jumped up and put on her pants in a hurry...... "Stinky boy, why don't you hurry out to greet your master?" The old man has taught you all the skills and intelligence, if you dare to slack off and see that Lao Tzu does not break your legs......"
Song Wen couldn't say it, and he knew in his heart that this era attached great importance to the teacher! Respecting the master as a father is not just talking......
Lin Chong also jumped off the tree, and several people hurriedly looked for clothes to put on, and then hurriedly went to the gate of the village with the half-grown boy to pick up people!
Hula, all the teenagers drying guns and eggs by the river got up and began to compete for the new clothes they brought back from Li Erlang, and they dried for half an hour, and the wet clothes had already dried, the key is that Song Wen, the master of this strange person, who doesn't want to take a closer look? What if the old fairy sneezes and falls in love with himself?
Song Wen secretly gritted his teeth and ran to the front, eagerly missing the virtue of his teacher, so he almost ran away in tears...... This attitude made Li Yan and Lin Chong very satisfied.
In the distance, a carriage stopped outside the simple gate, and An Chun respectfully helped an old man dressed in a shabby crane to get out of the carriage.
This old man, about seventy years old, with a pair of white eyebrows fluttering in the wind! The wrinkles are deep, and the fairy wind bones are free, and the expression is free and easy......
Li Yan stabilized her mind, tidied up her somewhat messy clothes, and prepared to go to meet the master. Lin Chong also hurriedly patted the dust to tidy up his appearance.
Only Song Wen rushed straight to the old man with a puff of smoke...... It seems that I can't hold back my feelings for my teacher!
Li Yan nodded...... "Well, that's good!" You see that this little turtle boy is so happy, his shoes are about to run off...... You see, it's still speeding up! Is this to jump up, kneel on the ground, and slide three feet again, hugging his master's thigh and crying? ”
Lin Chong nodded: "What kind of strange person can teach a disciple like Brother Wen?" I'm afraid it's ......."
"Oops! Look, look, I'm going to say that this guy is going to jump up and bow down to Master...... You see...... How high to jump! ”
It's not been a year or two since the old ghost Wang pretended to be a ghost, and this swaggering old guy has squatted in a prison to deceive the rich man, and even really traveled around the world with an old man to go to a lot of places.
This time he hit Bianliang Wazi Street is desperate, in the Qingzhou generation, he carried a fake ghost hunter to eat and drink in Xianshan for half a year, and finally fell off in a foreign house......
He has married two wives and accepted four concubines! One mind wants to spread out and give birth to a bunch of sons so that they can inherit the family business. It's a pity that he has been busy for half his life, except for the first lady who gave birth to two girls for him, and a large number of remaining women only have the fourth concubine who gave birth to a son for him!
The lady of the continuation of the string was so angry that she was helpless, although some people said in private that this concubine was not honest, and the doll was born not like a foreign master...... But the old man was still half happy to death, and he raised his children to more than ten years old. The staff was dumbfounded, this son is so old that he can't speak clearly...... It's stupid to look at it like a mentally retarded product!
I have been seeking medical advice for more than three years, and I don't know what to do! The old man was so anxious that he wanted to hang himself, and he privately searched for a master to treat his son, and there were many people who came, but there was no useful way......
Wang Laogui secretly hired two little beggars to paint the palms and soles of his hands and feet with ink in the middle of the night, and ran to the door of the house to print a lot of marks, and the next morning the doorman was startled.
At this time, an old immortal master with white eyebrows appeared in the fairy wind and bones......
An old immortal master claimed to have followed two evil ghosts, and said that there was another fox demon in this house! And this fox demon also blinded the mind of the protagonist of this family......
Wang Lao Ghost didn't take a penny when he opened the altar, and directly cut a sword on an old locust tree, and blood flowed on the bark wound!
Zhu Zhiwen was scared and peed his pants immediately, and only begged the immortal master for help...... It's better to heal your stupid son with you. No matter what, I have to let this chubby stupid son learn to cave the house, right?
The old fairy pinched his fingers and calculated, I am afraid that the stupid son of your Zhu family will be difficult to save back, and the original champion can be regarded as ruined by this fox demon...... However, after improving your sanity, it should be no problem to marry a mother-in-law and know how to have children.
The old rich man Zhu Zhiwen was grateful to Dade, and he offered good food and drink to the old immortal master to live, and let this stupid son go to the immortal master to be enlightened and enlightened every day.
The old immortal master is the old immortal master, and he doesn't take a penny of silver reward, but he doesn't refuse wine and meat. The old rich man Zhu is even more convinced.
Within three months, Old Immortal Master Wang didn't cure the stupid son, but inadvertently broke the ugly thing of the stupid son's mother...... This mother's concubine who relied on her son to worship God actually got involved with a nursing home in the carriage under the pretext of going out to worship God!
Wang Lao Immortal was carelessly led by a fool to get candy in the car, but he broke the ugly thing of the little aunt......
Hongguoguo's concubine pulled her throat and pulled the old fairy to shout indecency, and the nursing courtyard lifted her pants and fled, just like that...... Because his son did not improve, he was already a little suspicious of the old ghost of Wang, and the rich man Zhu shouted that he was going to beat the old liar to death when he went to the courtyard, and the old ghost couldn't tear off the gold collar around his stupid son's neck, so he escaped from the dog hole and went straight to the direction of Bianliang.
Then, the gold collar was sold for fifty dollars. Wang Lao Ghost regained his true colors of eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and began to eat nonsense, gambling money, drinking, and then ...... Penniless again.
The name of Song Wen Turtle God is known to everyone in Bianliang City, and everyone knows that he has a strange master! It's a pity that the master wandered the world and went all over the world, otherwise I don't know how many people are worried about going to apprentice!
Then, I heard that the turtle god Song Wen left Bianliang to run errands...... The old guy had the courage to pretend to be a master outside the world and came back from the overseas immortal mountain to visit his disciples!
The whole Wazi Street was shocked, and after a brief inquiry, he immediately invited the old guy to the teahouse where Song Wen was resident to offer it, and Wang Zhiwei knelt directly outside the old guy's door to apprentice!
But the old immortal master regarded money as dung, and he didn't even look at Wang Zhiwei's big plate of silver at the door! just said that he had no fate with the proprietor of the king...... Wang Zhi cried loudly and went back in despair.
After eating a meal of tea and dinner with elegant manners, the old fairy suddenly heard the news that Gao Yanei knew the news and wanted to come to apprentice!
The old guy was scared half to death, and he had been here for a month. Gao Yanei's name is like thunder, if Gao Yanei's identity is seen out, he can't be killed alive by this gentleman?
The old guy hurriedly cheated a little money and wanted to run away under the pretext of going to Luoyang to visit friends, but he was stopped halfway by An Chun, who was a little suspicious, and pulled and pulled the old guy into the carriage and sent it to Song Wen......