882, the knight of the girl
The girls were taken aback: "Oh my mother, the prince is so powerful, he captured the enemy who defeated the dick sword saint in one move, my mother, the prince is the real master." Could it be that he has learned something new and can't do it?"
The Dick Silk Sword Saint was also taken aback: "Lord Wang, when did you become so powerful?
Yi Yun couldn't cry or laugh: "Sixth, your sister, this Don Quixote has no combat effectiveness at all, and it was you who were put down by others because of your own nerves." ”
By this time the girls had already tied up Don Quixote and removed her helmet, and when they looked at it at a distance, they could only see her sallow hair, but now when they looked closer, they found that her appearance was not too bad, barely in the middle and upper state, but a little malnourished, and she looked poor.
Although she was caught by Yi Yun's people, she didn't feel afraid, but opened her throat and shouted: "Evil Dire Turtle Man, I will not give in, no matter what torture you use on me, I will not betray my heart, I am a glorious and holy knight, I swear to defend justice...... I...... Hmmm......"
Yi Yun stuffed a ball of cloth in her mouth: "Don't shout indiscriminately, or I'll plug your mouth, understand?"
Don Quixote nodded.
Yi Yun took out the cloth group again, she really didn't make any noise, and then Yi Yun asked: "The Eight-Nation Alliance came to invade the Great Meng Country, what are you doing with this neurotic?" In his mind, although Don Quixote is a stupid person with no skills, he is definitely kind and righteous. Her chivalry, though messy, is definitely a true knight, from the Knight of the Round Table to the more chivalrous. Take Lancelot as an example, in history, this guy seduced King Arthur's wife, which led to a split in the round table, and his character was greatly bad.
But Don Quixote is different, historically he was an idiot, but only one thing. He absolutely observes the virtues of a knight. That's enough to put any knight to shame. It is a bit surprising that she came to participate in this inexplicable war of aggression, which is not in line with her principles.
Don Quixote snorted: "What is the Eight-Nation Alliance's invasion of Da Meng? It's your big Meng country that came to invade us!"
"What?" Iyun Khan: Has this thing's delusions gone completely flat?, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Holy shit." This is the desert between Macau and Guangzhou. ”
Don Quixote shook his head and said, "No. This is clearly a desert on the Iberian Peninsula. ”
Evan: "......"
Girls: "......"
Iyun asked patiently, "Who told you this is the Iberian Peninsula?"
Don Quixote stretched out his hand and pointed at the Lionheart King in the distance, and said seriously: "What he said, he said that the Great Meng Kingdom is invading Spain. Having reached the Iberian Peninsula to call on the righteous knights to deal with the invaders, I got on his ship and came here by boat...... Isn't this the Iberian Peninsula?"
"I'm dizzy!" "I'm really sweating now: this guy is too easy to deceive, isn't it? It seems that the Lionheart coaxed this cargo onto the ship, and then lied to him that this is Spain, so he brought her. But...... This person's IQ is really problematic, doesn't she feel that the time taken by boat is a bit long? How long does it take to take a boat from Europe to Macau Port in Dameng Country, and she doesn't feel that she is not going to the Iberian Peninsula?
Yi Yun couldn't help but laugh: "You kind of waste who doesn't know any martial arts, why did the Lionheart King coax you here?" He had to let the people around him drag her down, turn around and let her figure out what the place was, and then talk to her slowly. He waved his hand at the Dick Silk Sword Saint and said, "You, go back into battle." ”
The Dick Sword Saint smiled bitterly: "I have already lost a game, and I don't have the face to fight again." "A real master is about demeanor, how can there be a reason to be cheeky and go out again if you lose?
Yi Yun snorted: "That one just now doesn't count, you just need to go back into battle." ”
The Dick Silk Sword Saint received Yi Yun's salary, the so-called soft hands and short mouths, so he had to bite the bullet and obediently go out again, and said in a voice that was not very confident: "Who will fight me again?"
At this time, people on the European side were also talking about who to send to fight the next one. I didn't expect the figure of the big Meng country to flicker, and it was the dick sword saint who went out to fight, they were full of confidence when they saw the dick sword saint appear just now, and no one knew how powerful he was, so they launched Don Quixote this kind of neurosis to test the strength of the dick sword saint, and as a result, the dick sword saint was stabbed away by Don Quixote with a spear, although he was not injured, but the strength of the rotten can be seen.
At this time, when I saw the appearance of the Dick Silk Sword Saint, a group of knights were immediately overjoyed and petitioned one after another: "I'll go, let me go!"
When King Lionheart saw that everyone under his command wanted to go, it became a headache to choose which one to play, and in the end he had to decide the winner with a fist...... Three peach orchards, four seasons of wealth, five losses...... A group of knights rowed a few laps, and in the end, the second knight of the Knights of the Round Table, the great knight Gawain, known as the "knight of the maiden", won.
Gawain is a very good, tall and handsome, handsome face, in each of his stories, he has a very close contact with a woman, ahem...... You read that right, he is like Zero Zero-Seven, and everywhere he goes, there are women in his arms, so he has earned the nickname "Knight's Girl". If all his experiences were combined into a novel, readers would definitely scream "Stallion", "Crystal Palace", and "Scumbag". In short, this person is Long Aotian in reality.
Gao Wen walked out of the formation, didn't put the dick sword saint in his eyes at all, but waved his hand to Yi Yun's sisters affectionately: "Sisters, hello wow, I heard that the women of the Great Meng Kingdom are oppressed, and I also heard that the prince of Hu is an undisciplined person, robbing women everywhere, forcing them to do something they don't like to do, you must not follow the king of Hu voluntarily, right? ”
"Holy shit. Yi Yun was upset, seeing a handsome guy already made him very unhappy, and this handsome guy actually threw flattering eyes at his sister, which was even more unhappy.
The girls are actually very unhappy, quiet and An Qian are usually gentle, but at this time they said angrily to Gao Wen: "Who are you? Who is rare for you to save? ”
Gawain put on a personable appearance and said, "The contemptible man's name is Gawain! ”
"Your sister, gentleman. Yi Yun said loudly to the Dick Silk Sword Saint: "I did this pretending." ”
The Dick Silk Sword Saint nodded and said, "I also see that he is very unhappy." "You must know that the creature of Dick Si hates the most is that he is handsome, young and golden, and no one in his eyes pretends to be rich to the second generation, and Gao Wen's image is very in line with the characteristics of pretending to be rich in the second generation, which makes people want to step on his face hard at a glance and pull a bubble of urine.
Gawain glanced at the Dick Si Sword Saint, and a wave of contempt rose in his heart: This guy was actually defeated by Don Quixote, it's just a waste! Don Quixote is a famous waste, and this Dick Silk Sword Saint is even more useless than Don Quixote, and it is easy to defeat him. To deal with this kind of person, it is not enough to defeat him, you have to beat him with the most elegant posture in order to win the different eyes of the girls next to you.
Gao Wen raised a two-handed knight's sword, posing a very noble, very elegant, very handsome, very handsome shape, in fact, the action is deep in the essence of the "model", looking at his posture, it is simply a cloud stop Yue Zhi, full of might, if there is a line of advertising words next to him, he is wearing this set of armor is definitely a hot sale.
The Dick Silk Sword Saint had just lost a game, and his momentum was not enough, and now he was a little lacking in confidence in the face of Gao Wen, so he couldn't help but shrink back.
One of the two looks handsome and handsome, and the other looks like a huge cock, which is really superior.
The girls of the big cute country know the true strength of the Dick Silk Sword Saint, but they are not worried. The people on the side of the Eight-Nation Alliance didn't know this, and they seemed to think that Gawain had won, and they all began to cheer.
For the knights of the Eight-Nation Alliance, the current situation is similar to Beckham is about to go head-to-head with a beggar, and the result is already known without even looking at it, so before the game begins, he cheers for victory first.
Gawain stroked his handsome long hair, laughed haha, and then raised his two-handed sword and signaled to the audience, first of all, he made a flattering expression to Robin Hood, who is also British, of course Gawain wants to fight Robin Hood's doctrine the most, but unfortunately Robin Hood also hates the rich second generation, gave Gawain a roll of his eyes, and ignored him. Gawain turned to Joan of Arc again, and Joan of Arc smiled politely at him, but nothing more drastic, and seemed very indifferent.
Gawain knew that it was not easy to impress Joan of Arc's heart, and he couldn't rush it. After a turn, he threw another wink at Yi Yun's sisters, although he was greeted with a vicious white eye, he didn't care. Then he casually looked at the Dick Silk Sword Saint and said with a smile: "In order to let me show my face in front of the girls, you just obediently let me kill it." ”
The Dick Silk Sword Master was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
At this time, Gao Wen pretended to be enough, this pretending to be more than a thousand words, and even the thirty-two fathers-in-law who was holding a pen to record the battle situation on the side also felt angry: "Gao Wen, can you stop pouring water? Hurry up and beat our family!"
Gao Wen snorted: "Hurry up, the girls haven't seen my heroic posture yet." ”
He held the two-handed big sword, and finally walked in front of the Dick Silk Sword Saint, the dark golden light on his body lit up, the profession was a fifth-order "Knight of the Round Table", and he proudly showed off his profession for a few seconds, and then finally picked up the big sword, and slashed at the Dick Silk Sword Saint head-on with a very beautiful, very good-looking, and very pretending action. (To be continued.) )