Chapter 1: Yang Fan's Diary: The Boring Life of an Emperor
In the seventh year of the great cause, on the eighth day of the third month, it was sunny.
I, ah no, it's not me, it's me! It should be me!
I am the emperor of the Great Chu Kingdom! The era names are all used by me, great cause!
I plan to write a diary to record my life as emperor.
O Emperor! This is the Emperor! I admit that I am a sling, but I don't have to counterattack, I don't have to do anything to cross over and become the emperor.
The Ninety-Five, the true dragon son of heaven, heaven and earth, only I am the only one!
No matter what, I've worn it, I'll do it first!
The seventh year of the great cause, the ninth day of the third month.
, the queen is really beautiful in the world!
Ice muscle and jade bones, water emulsion smooth skin, clotted fat and tender skin, delicate and soft.
And, it's moist!
The seventh year of the great cause, the tenth day of the third month.
Concubine De and Concubine Rong taste really good!
The seventh year of the Great Cause, March 11.
The queen, Concubine Xiang, Concubine De, Concubine Rong, and the palace maid Yan'er, Xiuxiu, Yuanyuan, Li'er, Rui Rui's taste is really good!
All of them have unique skills, the best in the world is the queen, Concubine De's flute is good, Concubine Rong can sing small songs, Yan'er is pure, Yuanyuan is cold, Xiuxiu Ruirui is a pair of twins, the art of meeting and striking, Li'er also knows some skills of swallowing and spitting, as for Concubine Xiang, the women of the Western Regions really have a unique flavor!
Of course, they have one thing in common: they are very moist.
Hey, the emperor's life is so simple, unpretentious, and boring.
The seventh year of the Great Cause, March 13.
I have found good news.
I, the predecessor of the unlucky emperor, was obsessed with cultivation, three thousand beauties, and seventy-two concubines didn't touch any of them!
The queen is so superb, he can actually bear it?
Phew, scum scum!
However, I was very relieved, and even wanted to laugh, wahahahahaha.
Three thousand beauties, the world is stunning, how can I let them stay alone in the empty room, even if they are cultivators, then they have to be two people together!
The seventh year of the Great Cause, March 16.
I asked the eunuch to find a sheep, and I sat on the sheep cart with a cart behind me, and the sheep went to the palace of a nobleman, and I was fortunate to visit the noblewoman.
Seven years of the Great Cause, March 20.
When the prime minister of the dynasty, Yuwen Mengde heard that I had returned to the harem and pampered the beauty, but he thought it was my new double cultivation technique?
Specially expand the palace for me, repair the garden, search the world's treasures, and collect all the beauties of the world. What kind of wine pond meat forest did you get?
Here I would like to focus on praising Prime Minister Yuwen, who understands my heart very well.
Hey, this wine pond meat forest, it seems to be the king of the Xuan...... Phew, why are you mentioning him, bad luck!
In the seventh year of the Great Cause, the third day of the fourth month.
Today, the queen came to me, saying that I am extravagant and promiscuous, and that a qualified king should be diligent in government and love the people, etc., and also said that Prime Minister Yuwen Mengde colluded with his henchmen behind his back to exclude dissidents, and asked me to beware of good life.
Where have I become promiscuous?
Well, although a little.
But I am the emperor of the Great Chu State, and I am usually a little refreshed, what's wrong?
As for Yuwen Mengde, this old man built gardens and palaces for me, and searched for beauties all over the world, and he was not a good person at first glance.
But...... I like it!
Sure enough, the traitor has the heart of the king!
Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go to the court to find out the bottom, I will lead a deer, and then say that he is a horse, see if Prime Minister Yuwen dares to oppose me, if he dares, he will be cut immediately.
In the seventh year of the Great Cause, the fourth day of the fourth month of April.
The taste of the Nine Phoenix Rank Yang is really good. Prime Minister Yuwen is a good person!
In the seventh year of the Great Cause, the sixth day of the fourth month.
Nostalgic for the harem, I never got out of bed!
Yang Fan, Yang Fan, how can you be so depraved, you can't go on like this, you have to rectify the government and the opposition! Set a small goal first, start tomorrow, and take the Great Chu State to dominate the whole world!
The seventh year of the great cause, the seventh day of the fourth month.
Nostalgic for the harem, I never got out of bed!
In the seventh year of the great cause, the tenth day of the fourth month.
The White Lotus Sect in the south rebelled again, leading hundreds of thousands of people to rebel, damn it, blame the original owner, indulged in monasticism and looted too much folk fat and ointment!
Faint king, faint king! The one I look down on the most in my life is the faint king!
Yuwen Mengde, this guy is incompetent enough, and a group of Diao people can't settle down?
It's got to be me!
From tomorrow onwards, I will rectify the rule of officials, be diligent and thrifty, love the people like children, and destroy these thieves in a few days!
In other words, why do so many people want to rebel and become emperors? What's so good about being an emperor? Busy and tired!
Not to mention, Prime Minister Yuwen sent a few witches from the Hehuan Sect, and I want to go to the big torture to serve, torture and torture!
The seventh year of the Great Cause, April 11.
Hey, the taste of a witch is so good!
The seventh year of the Great Cause, April 12.
The queen came to me again, saying that I am the king of a country, how can I be obsessed with beauty? To cheer up, to worry about the country and the people, to govern the country and the world, first of all, we must beware of Yuwen Mengde, this guy deceived and concealed it, and he had already had the heart of disobedience.
Chatter, chatter, this woman is really annoying.
If it weren't for the fact that you are the most beautiful, I would have ...... long ago
Forget it, loyalty is good for deeds, although the queen is annoying, it is always for my sake.
However, there are 100,000 forbidden troops stationed in Chudu, well-equipped, which can be called the top, it is the strongest army in my Great Chu State, and only obeys my orders, or uses the tiger talisman to transfer, no matter how powerful Yuwen Mengde is, he can't control the military power, can he still turn the sky upside down?
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
I played for the last day, and I heard that the Hehuan Sect has a secret method, called Hundred Phoenix Returning to the Nest, hehe!
Seven years of the Great Cause, April 13.
No, I'm so tired, I have to sleep, my body is completely hollowed out! There really wasn't a drop left.
The seventh year of the Great Cause, April 16.
I slept for three days and three nights, and drank no less than ten kinds of perfect tonic soups, and then I slowly recovered.
Hey? There is no one around to wait for me to change my clothes?
What the hell is out there? It's noisy and noisy!
, Yuwen Mengde rebelled!
Not good! I've lost my Tiger Talisman, those Hehuan Sect witches!
The old thief Yuwen used his beauty to confuse me, took the opportunity to steal my tiger talisman, and then transferred the forbidden army and rebelled!
It's over.