Chapter 001: This session of netizens is not very good

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At the beginning of May, there is a light breeze blowing in the deep mountains and old forests.

In the middle of the mountain forest is a village, and the woman is holding a rabbit's ear in her right hand, and the rabbit's legs are moving slightly.

Play dead.

In her left hand, she held a little girl who was a little more than a meter away, and her fawn-like eyes looked at it curiously.

One big and one small were wearing avocado green parent-child strap shorts, and the big pockets on their clothes were bulging.

[At first glance, I thought it was a relative in the city who came to the countryside with special products]

[Why are they so much earlier?] Is the program team really not discriminatory? 】

[Garbage programs with garbage! ] Disgusting! 】

[Someone has already broken the news that Jiang Jiqing is her own child, otherwise why would she suddenly call her mother]

[If it weren't for the dream, who would watch it]

[Our goddess Qinghe is not out of breath yet, right? ] What do you like your dream of running to other live broadcast rooms? 】

The live broadcast room that belongs to Yan Shuang's mother and daughter is full of smoke and miasma, and the quarrels and trampling have not stopped for a day.

Yan Shuang's face was tired, this show is really not human.

Who would have thought that she had just been discharged from the hospital and was notified that she had to come to record the show.

And it's still such a physically exhausting period.

This is a parent-child variety show, and the destination of today's issue is the village in front of you.

But the show was recorded in the morning, and the mothers had to take their children through the mountains and into the village.

Yan Shuang and stepdaughter Jiang Xiqing were the first to arrive.

All that's left behind is sweaty cameras and auto-follower beesβ€”their follow-up director had fallen behind two hours earlier.

So now...... Free to play?

She wasn't tired, she just wanted to lie down.

Let a 25-year-old woman who was preparing to retire walk in the mountains for seven hours in a row, Yan Shuang said that it was not good to lie in bed for a week to recuperate.

"Qingqing, let's find a place to live."

In fact, she has made up for the first two periods, and she usually chooses a house at this time.

And what is even more perverted is that there is no furniture in the prepared house, and the guests need to unlock it one by one - do tasks, buy on credit, and make their own furniture.

Unlocked furniture will be used later every time you record.

Yan Shuang fell into two phases due to injury, and the first time she came, the house she chose was also empty.

So...... Pretend not to know.

Anyway, find a bed and lie down first.

"Okay~" The child's eyebrows and eyes were crooked on his upturned face, and there seemed to be stars in his eyes when he looked at Yan Shuang.

There are hundreds of families in the village.

Most of the houses were newly built in recent years.

Yan Shuang chose the nearest small three-story building, and there was a copper lion knocker hanging on the vermilion door, and the little girl was curious and knocked on tiptoe.

Spanning, spanning, ......

The footsteps in the courtyard were hurried, and the voice was impatient: "You don't have the key, hurry up and cook for me, starve to death." ”

Speak in tongues.

"it!"

It was a young man who opened the door, with a black vest on his upper body and an old pair of shorts on his lower body.

As for Jiang Jiqing...... It's too short, and the guy bows his head after she speaks.

"Uncle." The soft tone seems to be just calling a person.

If you look closely, the little girl is closer to her mother, and there is a tendency to block her behind.

It's a pity that the person is too small and can only block one leg.

"Youβ€”You're a big star! Is there anything wrong? Is there a need for something? "The character in the guy's phone died at some point, and his face was crimson.

It's a big star, it's so good-looking.

It would be nice if it was my own daughter-in-law.

It's a pity that it's a star and can't ......

Yan Shuang observed him without a trace, and the last "pity" that the other party showed was also captured.

Forget it, change one.

Squeak –

Behind me came the sound of an old wooden door opening.

The eyes of the three were drawn.

"Toshiko, you go play." Behind the door was an old woman with a ravine-faced face, looking at the young man with a look in her eyes that was obviously intimidating, and her tone was tough.

The guy glanced at him, as if he was unconvinced and endured it.

"Come to me, girl, although the house is shabby, there is no shortage of things, and the young man will not entertain guests, let him play." In the face of Yan Shuang's mother and daughter, the attitude was much more relaxed.

The old woman has an accent, and when talking to them, you should try to straighten your tongue so that they can understand.

"Okay."

Compared with the sloppy pervert, she certainly chooses a kinder old woman.

[As soon as you come, you will choose a good house, Yan Shuang is definitely disgusted with the poor and loves the rich]

[It's too much to hate the poor and love the rich, if there is a better choice, will you choose something else? ] And don't forget what happened two weeks ago, it's normal for them to have shadows]

[Why did you promise the old woman when there are shadows, she should think about it for Xiao Qingqing and refuse the old woman]

[Where did you go if you didn't choose a house? 】

[The follow-up director is lost]

Outside the mountains.

Director Hu scratched his bald head without hair.

"Wu Lin - where did you die for Lao Tzu!" Since they didn't expect guests to arrive in the village today, they didn't arrange for anyone to go in advance.

Didn't they all let Wu Lin deliberately point to the wrong route!

Wu β€’ Filming Director β€’ Lin: I pointed it out! But she didn't listen at all!

At that time, Yan Shuang was also scolded by the barrage for being conceited and not listening to opinions.

In short, Director Hu Zi is very aggrieved now, and he can't contact Yan Shuang - the mobile phone will be handed over to the program team before entering the mountain.

Check out the other groups! That's what he wants!

This group of daughters cried and wanted to eat prawns;

The two groups of mothers quarreled again;

another group of performing talents;

The last group of little boys deliberately added blockage.

And they are still in the mountains and forests, and it is not surprising that they still need to camp outside today.

Only Yan Shuang!

It's the latest, it's still so fast!

The good-looking woman on the screen was lying on the rocking chair, Jiang Jiqing was holding a small fan in one hand at the woman, and feeding her a snack with the other.

Pleasant......

She was comfortable, and Director Hu was very uncomfortable.

The audience that came from other live broadcast rooms exploded.

[Why should my family dream suffer in the mountains!] She's about to become a big lady here! 】

[Don't insult the eldest lady, the eldest lady is also setting up a tent in the mountains now]

[Let the little girl serve her, it's really good]

[So how can the stepmother be really good]

[Hmm...... But Jiang Xiqing was mostly carried by Yan Shuang, isn't it normal for Yan Shuang to be more tired?

However, passers-by were scolded miserably because of this barrage.

unanimously thought that he was a fan of Yan Shuang, and even the name was good, arsenic.

Poisonous.

Yan Shuang squinted, not really asleep.

The cool breeze was gusting in the yard, and the little girl put down the fan, stuck to her, and fell into a deep sleep.

She woke up smelling the vegetables.

"Eat, your mushrooms are all valuable goods, just this one plate, you can sell thousands outside." The old woman's heart hurts, but fortunately, it is not her money when she thinks about it.

Where did the fungus come from, do you remember the bulging pockets of the mother and daughter when they came - they picked it up all the way.

also picked up a few wild eggs, met a wild pheasant, Yan Shuang took the eggs and left, and was scolded by the barrage, saying that he deserved to pretend to be a white lotus and have wild things that he didn't eat and was hungry.

Ma Dan is a protected animal! This year's netizens can't do it!

I'm afraid she won't be able to get into the bureau!

The silly rabbit I met later was disposed of by the old woman, and it was served at this time.

"If you keep some for yourself, it will be the rent for the next few days." This mother-in-law is very nice and greets them very warmly, especially the cooking skills are very good.

It's so fragrant.

Unlike herself, there are so many worlds of "fast wear and further study", and her cooking skills just can't light up.

[Your stinky cooking skills must be the will of the universe, don't harm the kitchen and ingredients anymore]

The system sounded, and other hosts can go all over the world with their cooking skills, but it's different.

Will only eat!

The mouth is still picky!

Cook?

Let her go to the kitchen, starve nine meals in three days!

Yan Shuang smiled, anyway, she has a lot of other skills, so she still walks the world.

Half a month ago, when the first episode of the show was recorded, she and Qingqing were "lost" in the game and chose the worst house.

With a magnitude 5.6 earthquake, only that house collapsed.

She would have died.

The system takes her away, and as long as she completes some tasks in other worlds, she has a chance to live.

The road has been bumpy.

The last world ended, the system repaired her body data, and it was only a week since she woke up.

The system didn't go, saying that she had three tasks that she didn't complete at that time, and she continued to do them in this world.

Yan Shuang: I thought I could finally retire.

And the goals of the three missions have not appeared so far.

[It's going to happen sooner or later, don't worry~ Don't worry, don't you want to get along with Tongzi for a while? 】

"Hmm!" Other systems are all urging tasks, why is her family so bad!

[Wow, you scumbag! I knew you were tired of it! I want to apply for a change of system! When the new system comes, you will know that I am good, hum, when the time comes, I will not come back even if you beg me, and you will die alone! 】

For this system there is always a lot of drama that I am used to.

"Quickly change it, I've wanted to play with other people for a long time, they must be more reliable and gentle and virtuous than you, when will you apply?"

【…… Since you're so ruthless, then I'm sure I can't do what you want! The system was silent, and after a while, I suddenly remembered something.

[Hmm...... That, in the morning Tongzi detected that the second target was nearby. 】

"Morning?"

Now the sky has sunk!

[Ah...... Wasn't that busy at the time, and I didn't have time? 】

"Which female leader are you dating again!?"

Unreliable!

Change the system!

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