Chapter 78: I'm Crazy, Not Stupid
"Chen Shao'an of the Chen family, meet the three crazy brothers?"
There was no response in front of the door for a long time, and Chen Shaoan shouted again in confusion.
As a result, Zhang Sanmad, who was lying on the ground and sleeping with a wine gourd, still did not react.
Even the snoring became louder, and the person rolled over, with his back to Chen Shao'an.
He didn't want to deal with me. ’
Chen Shaoan immediately understood what Zhang San was crazy about.
Looking at this familiar appearance, it is estimated that many people have rejected it before.
Also, after all, Zhang Sanmad's former glory was too brilliant, even if he was crazy, there would be many people who wanted to get some benefits from him.
In the first two years, even if you are really crazy, it is impossible to say that you will be clean, but there will be an endless stream of door-to-door visits.
Chen Shaoan also understood why this guy stayed in the city and didn't return to the family.
There is still a residence of his own in the city, although this courtyard is barren, but it is also the residence of high-ranking officials and nobles, and ordinary people can't even get in.
At the interface in this area, there are guards.
Of course, Chen Shao'an naturally could not say that he was subject to such constraints, just the moon white robe on his body was extremely eye-catching wherever he went.
The guards guarding the door, as long as they are not fools, will never say anything to stop them.
Sometimes this month's white robe is indeed a little angry, but in many cases, it is still very effective.
At least some monks of small and medium-sized sects, even if they have any bad intentions, they have to weigh in their hearts first, whether they can afford to provoke the Five Spirits Sect.
'Master, there is still great wisdom. ’
In fact, Chen Shao'an had already felt that the word 'chief' on the Yuebai robe, including the logo of the Five Spirits Sect, was not present in this robe itself.
But after that, it was embroidered in a hurry.
Being able to embroider something on this robe is still something, although it is only attached to the robe, not integrated into it.
Seeing that there was no reaction to two consecutive Zhang Sanmad, it stands to reason that normal people, especially those who know some etiquette, retreated at this time.
It's just that Chen Shao'an will be like this.
I saw Chen Shaoan walking to the courtyard unhurriedly, and casually found a wooden barrel, under the control of spiritual power.
So he fished out a bucket of water from the pool.
Because no one has taken care of this pool for many years, it has long been turbid green, and even emits a pungent stench.
"I guess the three crazy brothers won't care. ’
The corners of Chen Shao'an's mouth curled slightly, and he controlled the barrel in the air, and he was ready to give Zhang Sanmad such a bucket.
Just turned around, and saw Zhang Sanmad standing at the door speechlessly.
"Brother Shao'an."
Zhang San is really speechless, where has he ever seen such a person, he has already gone crazy, and he has to come up with such a way to torture himself.
Looking at Zhang Sanmad's appearance and the clarity in his eyes, Chen Shaoan threw the stab directly into the pool, and then said with a slightly exaggerated expression: "Brother Sanmad, your hysteria is cured!" ”
The corners of Zhang Sanmad's mouth twitched, and then he said: "Brother Shao'an, I'm a madman, but I'm not a fool. ”
For Chen Shaoan, an uninvited villain, Zhang Sanmad was really helpless, and he didn't play cards according to the routine at all.
Although he is defined as a madman, he can live in the inner city, and there is no white ding, and everyone is more decent and polite.
Although some people come to the door with impure thoughts, they will even bring a lot of gifts.
Only the person in front of him still wanted to bring himself a bucket of stinky water from the pool.
It's just... There is a loss of decency.
"It turns out that the madness of the three crazy brothers is pretended, but it is a bit abrupt for me to come to the door like this."
"Why don't I go out and lie down and follow the process again?"
Chen Shaoan smiled a few times, his tone was familiar, as if he didn't feel a little rusty.
Zhang San said angrily; "Come in."
Then he turned and walked in.
Chen Shaoan smiled and walked in.
At this time, Zhang Sanmad was already sitting on the tea table, and the surroundings of the tea table were clean, as if he had just been wiped by someone, and it was out of place with the surroundings.
There was no fire under the teapot, but the boiling tea was steaming, and there were extremely faint fluctuations in spiritual power, which was obviously a spell.
And Zhang Sanmad was covered in dust, his brand-new clothes and scattered hair were also tied up, and he looked decent.
Chen Shaoan is not surprised by this, as a person who has been on the list of hidden dragons, things like treasure bags are really not unusual for them.
"Let's drink tea, I haven't drunk it in a long time." Zhang San said madly, and then looked at Chen Shaoan quite interestingly.
Chen Shaoan looked at the tea, but he didn't mean to drink it.
Because inside, it has long been infected by the turbid aura.
"Thank you, but I'm not used to drinking some tea." Chen Shaoan said casually.
When Zhang Sanmad heard this, a trace of certainty flashed in his eyes.
Then he picked up the teacup and drank it all.
"The top of the snow-capped mountain, the dragon well before the rain, the best spiritual tea, the treasures of cultivation, ordinary people can't wait to drink it all in their stomachs, and a cup of tea can be worth the penance of the last month."
"Brother Shao'an, but he doesn't seem to be very interested in this, I think even if he doesn't care about this aura, but for the taste of Snow Mountain Longjing, he shouldn't be rejected."
With a little temptation, Zhang Sanmad was extremely interested in the person in front of him.
Chen Shaoan looked at Zhang Sanmad and explored, and his eyes looked straight without the slightest avoidance.
Instead, he said: "Isn't this the reason why the three crazy brothers don't pretend in front of me." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Sanmad sighed deeply, and said with pleading in his tone: "Can you let me take a look, let me really take a look." ”
Chen Shao'an didn't shirk it, his right hand flipped over, his palm was facing up, and a stream of spiritual power converged, and then a flame formed.
This is no ordinary flame, nor is it a fire-calling spell.
It's the fire of spiritual power.
The fire of spiritual power, although it carries a fire character, does not have the shape of an ordinary flame, and if you look closely, above Chen Shao'an's palm, there is a distorted line of sight like a high temperature.
Only in the eyes of a practitioner can this spiritual fire be seen.
And what the spiritual fire burns is the spiritual power itself.
Seeing the spiritual fire, Zhang San was crazy, took a deep breath, and then his eyes widened, staring at the spiritual fire.
In Chen Shao'an's eyes, I saw that among the whites of Zhang Sanmad's eyes, fine tentacles slowly emerged, and slowly covered the past.
After taking a closer look, Chen Shaoan suddenly discovered the difference between Zhang Sanmad.
Normally, as far as you can see, whether it is a tentacle or a tentacle, it is in a dark and viscous state.
And the tentacles in Zhang San's crazy eyes are a little different at first glance, but if you let go and look closely, you will find that there are dots and spots on the tiny tentacles.
'Can tentacles get sick too?' ’
In Chen Shaoan's mind, such a strange idea suddenly popped up.
Call!
An exhalation sounded coming, and at this moment, Zhang Sanmad looked at Chen Shao'an's eyes with very complicated emotions.
Chen Shaoan was not surprised, but just dispersed the spiritual fire in his hand.
"You're the first practitioner I've ever seen a 'clean'."
After a moment of silence, Zhang Sanmad said slowly.
If we talk about the false world, it is a huge black cloth that isolates all the light.
So for Zhang Sanmad, it is the black cloth in front of him, if because of the quality problem, there are some small holes, and light appears.
It was with the help of these tiny holes that Zhang Sanmad knew what truth was.
"Can you tell me what you see?" Chen Shaoan thought for a while and asked.
He didn't ask about the tentacles, but from a different angle.
Because no matter what Zhang Sanmad saw, but in his body, there is still the existence of 'them'.
So Chen Shaoan didn't dare to gamble.
Through some of the processes of chatting with the third brother, Chen Shaoan has never given up the opportunity to delve into it, and he can understand that once there is something abnormal such as words or behaviors, it will be noticed by 'them'.
Chances are: It's going to get their attention, and they're going to come down and sweep everything away.
This feeling, judging from the mechanism of antivirus software in the previous life, is relatively easy, like a kind of automatic program that activates when it encounters an abnormality.
In contrast, the current Chen Shao'an is the virus in this operation, that is, the outlier in the current Heavenly Dao.
When Zhang Sanmad heard Chen Shao'an's question, he fell silent, with a little hesitation and hesitation on his face.
Because the time between the two has been too short since they met, he doesn't know what kind of person Chen Shaoan is.
Just hand over the bottom directly, can it be done?
Seeing this, Chen Shaoan smiled bitterly; "Three crazy brothers, now that you know my situation, is there anything to hesitate about."
"For today's world, I am the only outlier, except for me, the three crazy brothers have still seen others."
"From the perspective of the camp, even if the three crazy brothers themselves don't accept it, they are already in the mud."
Zhang San was stunned when he heard this.
He suddenly reacted, it was not himself who should hesitate, but the person named Chen Shaoan in front of him at that time.
Because only he is clean.
When turbidity becomes the norm, innocence becomes a sin.
"You told me so directly, aren't you worried, aren't you afraid?" Zhang Sanmad, who reacted, asked with some confusion.
Hearing such a question, Chen Shaoan suddenly laughed.
"What do I have to be afraid of, even now that you know, what can you do, or say go and report me."
"The point is, who are you going to tell me?"
"Or are the three madmen going to tell everyone first that everyone lives in a filthy world, and only I am innocent, so they want to join forces to destroy me first?"
"I just don't know if others will believe this, I guess I don't even need to explain."
"Don't say that the three crazy brothers are pretending to be crazy, even if you say this when you don't pretend to be crazy, others will really think of you as crazy."
After Chen Shaoan finished speaking, he turned around angrily, revealing the big word 'chief' behind him.
Then he pointed to the symbol of the Five Spirits Sect on his chest: "The three crazy brothers can see that I am not only a disciple of the Chen family, but also the chief disciple of the Five Spirits Sect. ”
"I admit that the three crazy brothers were once on the Hidden Dragon List, and their fame was extremely loud, but no matter in Qingzhou or in any part of the Daqian Dynasty, no one will believe your words."
When showing the word 'chief' behind him, what made Chen Shaoan feel embarrassed is now more convenient.
He doesn't need to tell anyone that Zhu is so-and-so, but with this moon-white robe, it is the best proof.
It can be said that it comes with its own style, anyway, as long as you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.
Besides, the name of the chief disciple of the Five Spirits Sect, in the eyes of ordinary people, there is only envy and jealousy.
Zhang Sanmad also laughed.
But his smile was a mockery of himself.
"Let Brother Shao'an smile, stay in the gutter all the year round, and really treat himself as a mouse."
"Brother Shao'an's heart really makes me admire."
Zhang Sanmad said this with complete sincerity.
He knew very well that when he perceived the truth of this world, his mind was completely in a state of collapse.
At the time, people said he was crazy, but they were right.
At that time, he really felt that he was crazy and had hysteria.
But the reality of the scenes told him that it was not himself who was crazy, but the whole world.
It's just that the memories that have been erased are gradually remembered by him, everything that has disappeared because of taboos, and things that have been lost.
"The sect I used to be in is called the Aoba Sect, maybe Brother Shao'an has never heard of the name of this sect."
"But he real, real existed, but now, no one knows anymore."
"My master, she is the elder of the Aoba Sect."
is just a beginning, coupled with the light in Zhang San's crazy eyes at this moment, it makes Chen Shaoan have a very bloody association.
Because the language in this world, although it has a similar feeling to the Chinese in the previous life, including some words and rhymes, it has a different pronunciation in the words 'he' and 'she'.
When Zhang Sanmad said 'she', he could clearly know that the master in his mouth was definitely a big beauty, and he was also a goddess-like existence in Zhang Sanmad's heart.
The facts are no different from what Chen Shaoan guessed.
In the next half an hour, Zhang Sanmad didn't talk about the relevant points at all, all talking about the bits and pieces of past memories between him and Shizun.
For example, when he was a teenager, when he practiced sword for the first time, the feeling of Shizun holding his hand.
For example, in the first training, when encountering danger, the master suddenly appeared with surprise.
There is also the smile of the master when the foundation is successfully built.
Later, he gave a gift to his master for the first time, and he was happy.
Zhang Sanmad, who sank into the memories unconsciously, also talked about the master, which was intoxicating and deeply rooted in his mind.
'It's a master-apprentice relationship. ’
From Zhang Sanmad's mouth, this is probably a two-way love, full of beautiful, sweet, and happy flavors.
Chen Shaoan didn't interrupt, just listened quietly, because he knew that this past had been buried in his heart for a long, long time.
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