"Since people are worried about us, how do you kick people's butts?"

"Master.. Master ——, my grandson's kick, and kicked him so that he didn't know anyone. The Great Sage stretched out his hand to support the master, and the other hand stroked up and down behind the master's back, as if to give him relief, "Master, you know my grandson, and this foot can show the results of the disciple's daily practice... Can it be regarded as a light weight? ”

When the Great Sage killed the robber that day, he also gave it a light, but the robber was beaten on the head and bled and died on the spot; This little guy took a kick from the Great Sage, but he only staggered forward, and his pace sped up a little... It can be seen that the Great Sage has never been lazy in his practice on weekdays.

Seeing Wukong's teasing, Fahai smiled helplessly and said: "You have always caused trouble, if you don't have any trouble, I will punish you for copying the scriptures." ”

The Great Sage shuddered, and he didn't argue with the master, and his footsteps were a little behind, and he actually led the horse.

"I haven't asked the donor yet, what kind of land is this place? In which country? "Fa Hai came forward with the little guy, and by the way, began to ask some local customs.

The little guy hurriedly responded: "This is the border of Wusi-Tibet, and it is called Gao Laozhuang." Most of the people in a village have the surname Gao, so they are called Gao Laozhuang... Oh, the villain is called Gao Cai, and he hasn't consulted the holy monk yet? ”

"You said that the goblin wants to occupy your young lady, can you tell the poor monk the inside story?"

"Don't dare to deceive the holy monks." Gao Cai naturally has to answer questions: "My family Gao Taigong has an older daughter, twenty years old, and has never promised to marry others, but I never thought that three years ago, I was forcibly occupied by a goblin, this occupation... That's three whole years. ”

"Oh?" Fahai paused and asked curiously, "Three years?" In the past three years, I just occupied your young lady? What other evil things have you done? ”

Gao Cai was stunned, thought carefully for a while, and said, "If you say anything else... Except that he is ugly and often scares the little doll in the village, he can't think of it for a while. ”

Wukong said in the back: "It's enough to only forcibly occupy other people's daughters." ”

Fahai asked again: "In the past three years, how many mages have you invited to subdue demons?" ”

"There are not many, in fact, it was only in the past half a year that I began to invite people to subdue demons." Gao Cai replied honestly: "The villain has never stopped these days, and there are three or four people invited before and after, all of whom are poor monks and straw bale Taoist priests, and none of them can bring down the goblin." Just now, Taigong scolded me, saying that I couldn't do anything, and he made entanglements with me for five coins of silver, and taught me to ask a good mage to descend to him again... No, not long after he came out of Zhuangzi, he met the holy monk. ”

"Strange, this goblin has occupied your young lady for three years, why did you invite someone to subdue the demon?" Naturally, it was the Great Sage who asked questions, and Fahai didn't stop him, because he also wanted to know the reason.

Gao was just about to speak, but suddenly his face was embarrassed, as if he felt that it was difficult to speak, but when he heard this, the demon monkey asked, and if he didn't answer, he was afraid that he would lose his life, so he hurriedly said: "The two of you don't know, this goblin was actually my father-in-law's son-in-law at the beginning..."

"Wow!" The Great Sage screamed strangely and exclaimed: "Your father-in-law is also a character, dare to recruit a goblin as a son-in-law!" ”

Fahai heard the difference, and asked: "Since it is your son-in-law, how can he say that he forcibly occupied your young lady?" Isn't that a contradiction? ”

"At first, I didn't know that he was a goblin, but on the day he officially got married, he drank too much wine and showed his original form... It turned out to be a pig-headed black man with a long nose and big ears... The old and young of the family, even taking the villagers to the village are enough to bluff. Gao Cai saw that the holy monk was silent, and saw that the monkey demon also looked wrong, and said hurriedly: "My father-in-law also discussed with him at that time, and wanted to withdraw from this family, and said in private, 'My daughter recruited a goblin, which is not a long-term solution: one corrupts the family style, and the other has no relatives to deal with'... This annoyed the goblin and locked my young lady in the backyard, and in the past six months, she has not been released to reunite with her family. Therefore, the prince made the silver and let the villain find the mage to catch the demon. ”

"Master." When the Great Sage heard this, he grabbed the master, and his tone was slightly unkind: "Master, this demon... Let's not catch it. ”

When Gao Cai heard this, he didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a while.

"You've always seen monsters with itchy hands, why don't you catch them now?" Fahai was a little curious: "Do you know the origin of this demon?" Think you're no match for him? ”

Gao Cai listened to the words of the holy monk, and also leaned over, wanting to hear what this demon monkey said.

“ke~ke~！” Wukong first bared his teeth at that Gao Cai, and then explained to the master: "Master, I'm afraid that their Gao family is at fault for this matter... I didn't know that people were goblins, so I recruited someone to be this door-to-door son-in-law, and now I showed my true colors, but I want to regret marriage? This old lady is not authentic... This is disgusting that his son-in-law is an ugly goblin, and if the goblin is like the master, I don't believe that the old lady is willing to repent of the marriage. ”

Gao Cai nodded again and again on the side, feeling that the words of the great sage simply spoke to his heart, which can be said to be the same as the hero's vision.

At this point, he won't take the Great Sage as a monster.

"Alas—Master..."The Great Sage said as he suddenly rolled his eyes, and he didn't know what kind of damage he had thought of, and he actually reversed his previous words, "Master, in fact, it is not impossible for us to go and subdue that demon. By the way, let's see what color Miss Gao is, if she really looks like a fairy... Master, it's better for your old man to recruit a son-in-law here, and my grandson will go to the West Heaven for the master, and find the old man to get the true scriptures. "The Great Sage is really still the Great Sage, if you don't pay attention, you don't have a problem with the door leaking out.

"You monkey, you are babbling nonsense again, and after a while, you will settle down, and you will copy the scriptures ten times." The Great Sage was bored with himself, but he also honestly accepted the punishment... Just as he was about to leave, he heard the master say again: "Wukong, do you know that falling in love with a demon is a great sin against heaven?" ”

It's just that when Fahai said this, his expression and tone were a little melancholy, maybe he remembered the two snake demons at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain and by the West Lake...

The Great Sage was stunned, and then he reacted, as if there was such a thing... He has also been an official in the sky, and he has also read the Tiantiao for the first time, but he didn't pay attention to it at all... If he is willing to be bound by the rules of heaven, will he still make trouble in the heavenly palace?

But the master is a person, and the Miss Gao family is also a person, what kind of heavenly rule does she commit?

Ah, I forgot that the master is a monk, and monks can't get married, and they have to commit Buddhist precepts.

It was also after getting along for a long time that I realized that the rules and precepts of Buddhism have a very flexible bottom line here at home.

Obviously, I have broken the vows, but there is still a set of rhetoric to explain.

When the Great Sage wanted to follow suit, he was punished... Saying that he didn't practice enough, if he learned from him like this, it would be like entering the devil's path, and all kinds of harm would be useless.

I just don't know if Master has any wonderful theories about the relationship between men and women.

When Gao Cai heard the words of the two, his heart moved: How can this matter be reported to the Heavenly Court? And tomorrow, let the master go to the Jade Emperor Temple, as well as the temples of real people from all walks of life to burn incense, and wait for the heavenly soldiers to descend, and worry that the goblin will not be ambushed? !

With this in mind, he was about to say thank you...

But I heard the demon monkey speak: "Master, if the disciple remembers correctly... This sin is to be linked, and when the time comes, I am afraid that Mrs. Gao's family will be implicated and imprisoned... Oh, you can't run either. ”

The Great Sage pointed at Gao Cai.

"Smack!"

Gao Cai immediately knelt on the ground, instantly extinguished the idea of reporting this matter to the heavenly court, knocked his head down, and said: "Ask the holy monk to save my old village!" ”

"Let's go back to Zhuangzi and see the old lady first." Fahai lifted Gao Cai up, feeling strange in his heart, this goblin is really interesting... If an ordinary goblin sees a woman he likes, he just kidnaps him, but this goblin just wants to be a door-to-door son-in-law...

This Gao Taigong's family invited a mage to subdue the demon three times and twice, and they didn't see him angry and killed, could it be that he was really a seed of infatuation?

If you don't really love each other, you have other plans.

Fahai decided to meet him first, first judge his good and evil, and then talk about the law of transcendence.

It's the first time Fahai has heard of such an interesting monster.

......

Mrs. Gao is in a hurry at home, and if it goes on like this, their family will become a laughing stock in the village.

Recruit a goblin as a son-in-law, no one will believe it... But that pig is just hyena, but the appearance of this goblin is eye-catching, for fear that others will not know that he is a goblin... He obviously knows the art of change, but he only puts away his ugly appearance, and he pinches his nose and admits it.

Although I usually eat more, I can still work, right?

But unexpectedly, he only mentioned this appearance slightly, which made him angry, and he refused to change his appearance when he said anything... I have to be a son-in-law with a pig's head.

Isn't that iniquity?

He is just an ordinary old lady in the mortal world, how can he withstand such an impact?

The monster has already let go, and tonight he will definitely spend candles in the cave with his daughter, and identify him as the old Taishan.

"Taigong, Taigong!"

At this moment, Gao Cai hurriedly ran in.

Mrs. Gao held him down and said angrily: "You dog, why don't you go looking for someone, what are you doing when you come back?" ”

"Taigong is angry, angry-" Gao Cai explained while appeasing: "The mage who slays demons, I have invited it back, and it is still two masters and apprentices." ”

"Just went out and invited you?"

Gao Cai saw that the old lady was suspicious, and hurriedly said: "Yes, I bumped into him soon after I came out of Zhuangzi, and the villain asked him about his origin, saying that it was the holy monk who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha in the Tang Dynasty, and his law name was Sanzang." He is an archmage who subdues demons and destroys demons, and the villain tells them about the difficulties in the village, and they are going to come to subdue demons..."

Gao Cai didn't dare to mention the previous remarks of these two people, for fear that Taigong would be in a hurry, so he only chose to say what was pleasant.

The old lady nodded and said, "Since you are a monk from afar, I'm afraid you don't really have some means." Where is he now? ”

"Where else are you asking?" Madame pushed him and said urgently: "Since you are outside the village, why don't you go and greet him soon?" ”

"It's the pole, it's the pole." Gao Taigong hurriedly followed Gao Cai out to greet him.

"Elder!" Far away, just saw a figure, Gao Taigong called loudly, and when he walked to him, Taigong hurriedly said: "Gao Lao is here for you." ”

Fahai also returned the salute when he saw him, and clasped his hands together, "The poor monk returned the salute." ”

Gao Taigong looked around, and said in his heart: Didn't you invite two mages? How is there only one?

"Old man Gao!"

When I was puzzled, I heard a shrill voice coming down from the roof, and when I hurriedly looked up, I saw a hairy-faced walker squatting on the eaves, pointing at himself with a pair of furry hands, and his tone was quite dissatisfied: "Why don't you give me a?" ”

"Oops!"

Mrs. Gao screamed, but while hiding behind Gao Cai, he opened his mouth: "You are a murderer, there is still an ugly and weird son-in-law in the family who can't be dismissed, why did you lead this Lei Gong to harm me?" ”

"Old man Gao, it turns out that you are a judge by your appearance." The Great Sage fell lightly from the roof and jumped in front of Gao Taigong: "I'm not Lei Gong, I'm the Monkey King of the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, do you know how powerful?" ”

Gao Taigong only felt that this Mao monk was talking nonsense, what Monkey King, I had never heard of... Pretending to be a fairy is not looking for a famous one.

However, although this monkey's appearance is not as good as his family's unlucky son-in-law, he is not a good person, and this Gao Taigong was almost scared to death on the spot.

I met two goblins in a row, who can withstand this?

Thanks to Gao Cai's secret support, he didn't fall to the ground, but it took a long time to relieve this breath.

"Donor." Fahai took a step forward and said in a serious tone: "The poor monk Guan Taigong is quite old, why is he still so unconscious?" Although my apprentice looks a little weird, he is not ugly, not to mention his ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons... This time, I can capture the goblin for your family, catch the ghost, take your goblin son-in-law, and return your daughter... If you have done evil against him with your words because of his appearance, be careful that he will not do his work at that time, but will go away from evil spirits. ”

Fahai has always been a short-term protector, how can his own monkey be ridiculed by others?

Beat a mortal, or an old lady, Fahai couldn't do it, so he had to educate him with words.

When Taigong heard this, he hurriedly said yes, and bowed to the great sage, saying, "It's the little old man who is unconscious, and I ask the little elder to forgive me." ”

"Hmph." The Great Sage waved his hand and held his mouth: "My grandson has lived for more than a thousand years, and the elder is an elder, why do you have a small character?" ”

"Wukong, you have to be merciful and forgiving, you go and tie the horse first."

The Great Sage got Master's orders, and while going to lead the horse, he thought to himself: I haven't seen Master you bypass others, and more than a dozen monsters in the Batu Cave watched them kill each other... That strong head, you can force him to die in front of your eyes...

Oh, you said they weren't human, they were demons, so they didn't need to be spared—

That's fine.

On the way, the little white dragon opened his mouth and said, "Senior brother, little brother smelled the smell of a pig demon. ”

"Pig demon?" Senior Brother secretly remembered it in his heart, and said to the little white dragon: "Master and I are about to subdue this demon tonight, you can cultivate by yourself." ”

The little white dragon bit the senior brother's robe, and when he stopped and turned around, he let go and said, "The junior brother also wants to exert his strength." ”

Last time, Senior Brother and Master were in Batu Cave to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so I was so happy... It was extremely boring to leave myself in the Guanyin Monastery and watch a group of monks... Moreover, the master clearly instructed himself to take care of the elder Jinchi, but unexpectedly, the old boy fainted when he saw the Bodhisattva, and he never woke up.

When the little ghost of the Hades Palace came to hook the soul, the little white dragon knew that he was afraid of the punishment of the Bodhisattva, so he simply committed suicide in a dream.

Although the master did not blame, Xiao Bailong always felt guilty in his heart and wanted to find an opportunity to make amends.

The Great Sage heard that the little white dragon also wanted to join in the fun, and said in his heart: This is not good, but the master is alone, and I have nowhere to interfere, how can there be one more of you?

Thinking so, he took the reins that he had laid down in his hand again, tied them to the stake, struck a dead button, and turned away.

Little White Dragon: ...