Chapter 339: Second Brother, Do You Know Where to Have Fun?
The master and apprentice did not stay long in Pansiling, and after only introducing a little Taoist boy and seven little demons into the righteous path, they continued to travel west.
The Three Realms seem to have been a lot more stable these days, and without the Sanzang Mage doing things, it seems that even Erlang Zhenjun's side is a little hidden.
But those who are familiar with this Erlang Zhenjun know that he is by no means the kind of person who can be idle, not to mention the dossier that he has squeezed in his hands for more than a thousand years.
Because there are many cases in hand, and some things are related to the Heavenly Star Monarch, it is difficult to get things done by only letting the people under his hands come forward. Therefore, when I encountered such a thing, I had to make a trip myself.
One day in heaven and one year on earth.
He just felt that it was too much time to work in the sky, so he set up the Zhenjun Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, worked in the Zhenjun Temple during the day, and could go back to the Yang Mansion to accompany his wife at night.
Therefore, even if he is in heaven, he will finish it as quickly as possible.
It's just that he can still do everything thoroughly, but even the Jade Emperor can't find anything wrong, and the only ones who suffer are those immortals who have violated the rules of heaven.
Especially those who rely on supernatural powers to cause trouble, or those who are in their positions and do not seek their own politics, are his targets. In addition, the evidence of their crimes is so obvious that they can easily find a basket without even Yang Jian dispatching six-eared macaques.
And these immortals are often the culprits of the unjust, false and wrongful cases that have accumulated over the past thousand years, and even if they are not, they cannot escape their involvement.
Some were sent to the reincarnation tribulation, some were locked in prison, and some were punished. Even some generals who were awarded the god position on the Western Zhou side during the Great War of the Gods were also beaten with military sticks for violating the rules of heaven.
The military regulations are based on the rules of heaven, and they are naturally within the scope of Yang Jian's concurrent control.
Today, because of Master Yuding's real trip down the mountain, Yang Jian temporarily handed over the matter of the Zhenjun Temple to the boss of Meishan and the six-eared macaque, which was regarded as a half-day vacation for himself.
Today, in addition to Master Yuding Zhenren, Yang Jian also called Nezha to accompany him. Nezha is known as the god of the Three Altars Sea Society in the Heavenly Court, but in fact, he has no specific responsibilities, except for being on duty in the Heavenly King's Hall in the past, he is to eliminate demons in the lower realm.
Speaking of the immortals in the heavenly court, he is the most free, but he has won the favor of the Jade Emperor, even if he pokes out the big basket, the Jade Emperor should not see it.
Some people say that Nezha was so presumptuous because he got advantage of his father Li Tianwang, in fact, in Yang Jian's view, the reason why the Jade Emperor reused Li Tianwang was in addition to Li Tianwang's natural duty as a minister, how much was stained with Nezha's light.
Nezha may not have seen Uncle Yuding for a long time, and when he got the message from the second brother, he stepped on the hot wheels and landed outside the Yang Mansion, and when he saw the door open, he shouted, "Second brother, Nezha is here!" β
Then, without waiting for anyone to meet him, he trotted all the way into the courtyard.
In the past, the second brother had conflicts with the second sister-in-law, and Nezha was a little uncomfortable every time he came to Yang's Mansion, but now it is different. The second brother and sister-in-law are reconciled, and the husband and wife are in love, which is the blessing of the Three Realms!
Others can't see it, but they can't hide it from Nezha, the second brother used to hold a depression in his heart and couldn't vent it for a long time, if he really was angered by something that didn't open his eyes one day and thundered, I don't know what the consequences will be.
"I've seen Uncle Yuding."
Nezha only regarded Yang's Mansion as his home, and after coming in, he sat next to Yuding Zhenren, dealt with it casually, and poured himself a glass of wine, haββ!
"Spicy, spicy!"
Cun Xin sat beside Yang Jian, looked at Nezha and said with a smile: "This is a good wine that your second brother has hidden for a thousand years, you want to taste it carefully. It's a waste of a cow like you. β
was scolded by his sister-in-law, Nezha didn't care, but laughed, "The next cup is a fine taste. Hey? The eighth princess is also there? β
There are not many people in Yang's mansion at the moment, except for Yang Jian and his wife, it is Nezha and Yuding real people.
And Nezha, who was just about to pour himself another glass of wine, saw the eighth princess of the heavenly court walking out of the inner room, so he was a little surprised.
"I heard that my cousin-in-law was pregnant, and although several miracle doctors took turns on duty, my father and mother said that there was a difference between men and women, so I asked me to take care of her." The eighth sister was still a little resistant to this, because she felt that this was her father and queen mother who asked her to come down to spy on Erlang's cousin's family.
She was born a little later, and Yang Jian's troubles in the Heavenly Palace had already ended before her transformation, and as for saying that several of her brothers died at the hands of Erlang's cousin, she also went to ask Brother Jinwu, the only surviving brother that year.
Brother Xiao Jinwu kept silent about the events of the year, but said: Immortals have the duties of immortals, and it is not simply "right and wrong" that can be distinguished.
The little golden crow asked her to watch more, listen more, and think more. It is best to be able to understand the meaning of the word "immortal".
And Brother Jin Wu came to the conclusion that the little god must be dutiful.
The eighth sister was a little uncomfortable in the Yang Mansion, but Cousin Erlang did not target him because of this, but treated herself as her own sister.
My cousin didn't dislike herself either. It's not as rude and willful as rumored in the heavenly court.
Come to think of it, it is a kind nature to be able to marry a character like Erlang's cousin.
Nezha naturally didn't know about these twists and turns, and he didn't want to think about these messy things, so he listened to it at the moment and said with a smile: "Your Majesty and Niangniang finally want to open it. Second brother, if you let go a little, there must be a few more pairs of immortal couples in the Three Realms. β
When he mentioned this, Yang Jian's face suddenly turned cold, and he said: "I shouldn't have said this today, but since my brother mentioned it, there is a case on hand for my brother." β
Not only Nezha, but everyone sitting here looked sideways, after all, Yang Jian has been in charge of the True Monarch Temple all these years, and he has really done some practical things, which may be called taking the initiative to mention, and there are indeed not many.
"There is a scattered immortal in the East China Sea who fell in love with a mortal woman three hundred years ago, and the two also became husband and wife."
"If it is a scattered immortal in the East China Sea, it seems that it is not under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Rules." Nezha thought for a while and said, "What's the matter, Heavenly Court has broken up the family?" β
"It's not." Yang Jian shook his head: "That scattered immortal has extremely deep affection for his wife, but his wife's cultivation qualifications are limited, and she can't become an immortal, and she will die as soon as her hundred-year life expectancy arrives." β
"Alasββ!"
Everyone sighed in unison, thinking of the life and death of the person they loved, and it was natural to sigh in their hearts.
"The scattered immortal refused to let go, first set up a hidden soul array to deceive the city god and detain the soul ghost, and then secretly collected human souls to refine the soul continuation pill to renew his wife's life. Up to now, it has been prolonging life for 200 years, but it has killed many innocent people. β
"Ahh
This turn of events made everyone turn pale.
"And then?" The eighth sister couldn't help but ask.
Yang Jian sat up a little straighter and said, "If it is not bad as expected, at this moment, the Roaring Sky Dog has already arrested her, and the woman's soul has also entered reincarnation." β
"I said why I didn't see the Howling Sky Dog, it turned out that I was sent out by the second brother to run errands." Nezha put down the wine glass in his hand, "It's just that the second brother is talking about this at the moment, it's really annoying. The wine was tasteless. β
"In vain." Yuding Zhenren looked at Yang Jian and said, "Presumably, there are not a few similar things. β
"Yes, it's not just the scattered immortals in the world, but the immortals in the heavenly court, although there are fewer, but there are a few cases." Even Yang Jian felt a trace of tiredness in his heart, "Because of their mistakes, I often think that the Heavenly Strip prohibits the immortals from being emotional. β
"Actually, when it comes to this, I have something to say." Nezha said in a deep voice: "Back then, my father and son were gods in the flesh, but they left their mother. Although my mother also has some practice, she is always a mortal body. My father has been to Yuanjue Cave in Eagle Mountain, Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, Yunxiao Cave in Wulong Mountain, and White Crane Cave in Jiugong Mountain. I want to ask for a method of immortality and immortality. β
Yuding Zhenren said helplessly when he heard this: "It must be dust everywhere, but Lingtang is still alive now, and there must be another adventure." β
"Where is there any adventure, in the past, my father said that he asked for an elixir from the Yunguang Cave of Tiesha Mountain." Nezha spread his hands: "When I went home to visit my mother some time ago, I accidentally asked about this matter, and my mother said that she could cultivate into a scattered immortal, all thanks to a peach brought back by my father. β
When Nezha talked about going home to see his mother, his expression was a little strange, but everyone saw it but didn't ask in detail.
"That's when I realized why my father was so loyal to His Majesty." Nezha is not a stupid person, there are some things he is too lazy to think about, it's not that he can't think of it, "Calculate the time, it's when my father goes to heaven." β
"I should have thought of that." Nezha pouted, "My father was originally a disciple of Du'er Zhenren, and even when he was practicing on the mountain, he didn't have a chance to be immortal, how could he be put down from the mountain to enjoy the wealth of the world, and ask for the elixir that makes mortals become immortals?" β
I think this is also the reason why Li Tianwang stayed in the Heavenly Court when the Burning Lamp Daoist entered the Western Sect.
"Tsk." Nezha smiled and said, "My father begged for a peach and died for heaven. Sun Wukong almost ate the peach orchard, but he wanted to drive the Jade Emperor down, and he went to the emperor because the peach club did not invite him. β
"There's really no place to make sense about this." Speaking of the Great Sage, the originally somewhat dull atmosphere suddenly became a little cheerful, and Yang Jian also smiled: "Fortunately, the Great Sage is now following Master Sanzang to the west to learn scriptures, otherwise"
Nezha continued: "Otherwise, the Three Realms may be even more lively." β
"Master, you have the most extensive knowledge, do you know where Sun Dasheng's teacher is?" Yang Jian asked the master on the side.
"The subtlety of his cultivation of the Eight or Nine Xuangong is not below you, and there are only a few people in the Three Realms who know this kung fu." Yuding Zhenren smiled: "No one really knows where his skills come from?" β
Yang Jian thought for a while, "I think it's because the Great Sage was instructed not to expose the inheritance of the master, so he can't say it. And knowing where his master is, he knows that his master must not be easy to mess with, otherwise he would not be able to teach such a powerful disciple to come for no reason, and they will naturally not say it. β
Yuding Zhenren nodded and smiled: "Everyone who understands understands, and if you don't understand, you don't need to know." β
Although everyone was curious about the great sage's master, and they all had their own guesses in their hearts, after listening to the words of Yuding Zhenren, they stopped asking and pressed the matter for the time being.
Only Nezha said more: "Wouldn't it be taught by you, uncle?" β
"It's not."
Yuding Zhenren simply denied it.
One Yang Jian is enough to toss this old bone, if you add a monkey. I am afraid that I will not be able to live in peace for the next 3,000 years.
After a while of gossip from everyone, Nezha glanced at his sister-in-law and couldn't help but say: "I stayed in my mother's womb for three years, and when I was born, I was almost cut down by my father as a monster. This little nephew can hold it back better than I can. β
Although Cunxin has been pregnant for many years, this body is not pregnant, and it seems that it will take several or three years.
"The true dragon is naturally pregnant and extraordinary, and this son bears the blood of the three clans of humans, gods, and dragons. It will be a great thing in the future! The rare Yuding real person touched his beard and said, "In vain"
"Master."
"After my disciple is born, can I let him teach as a teacher?" When Yang Jian heard this, he hurriedly said: "I wanted to teach the skills in person, but the disciple's cultivation is all obtained from the master, since the master has spoken, the disciple naturally can't ask for it." β
This Three Realms is above the matter of the disciples, and no one will deny the ability of the Jade Ding Zhenren.
Yang Jian, who can teach his disciples to be better than the blue, is rare in the Three Realms and trained by Yuding Zhenren, who is the best among them.
Of course, Yang Jian's achievements today are inseparable from his own roots and understanding, and he and Master Yuding Zhenren are mutually accomplished, and both are indispensable.
Besides, Yang Jian also knew that with his current errands, the time he could use in the future would only become less and less. I'm afraid I don't have much time to dedicate to teaching this stinky boy.
At this moment, hearing that the master was willing to make a move, Yang Jian naturally agreed with it.
Only Cunxin's expression changed slightly when she heard this, she subconsciously hugged her stomach and asked cautiously: "Master, are you going to take him to Yuquan Mountain?" β
Cunxin's mind couldn't be hidden, even if he could, he couldn't hide the eyes of Yuding Zhenren, he smiled: "This is going to ask his mother." β
"Master." For Yuding Zhenren, Cunxin is naturally the same title as Yang Jian, "It's better to wait for the child to be born, and you will stay at the mouth of the Guanjiang River." No, no, no. From today onwards, you will stay at the mouth of the Guanjiang River and don't leave. β
Cun Xin thought of the scene where he was weird and weird before, and squeezed his master, third sister and Meishan brothers away. There was still some panic in my heart, for fear that Yuding Zhenren would still hold a grudge, so I spoke more and more carefully.
"I'll go prepare a room for you." The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sit still, so he quickly got up and hurried out of the lobby.
"Immeasurable Dao Venerable." Yuding Zhenren couldn't help but recite the trumpet, and then nodded with a smile at Yang Jian, the apprentice finally survived the sea of suffering, and he, the master, was naturally happy.
It's just that this is a thousand years thanks to his husband and wife, and they can keep the dark clouds and see the bright moon.
As soon as Cunxin left, the eighth sister also got up: "Cousin Erlang, I'll help a group of cousins." β
"Go ahead."
After the eighth sister left, Nezha made a look.
"Heavenly Court is boring and boring, and the Jade Emperor let her go down to earth, most likely to take the opportunity to let her relax. Since the third sister returned to Huashan, the eighth sister has been accompanying her heart to relax these days. Yang Jian said with a smile: "Several miracle doctors have said that a proper walk is conducive to the health of the fetus, and the words of several miracle doctors are enshrined as treasures." β
The temperament of the eighth princess Nezha is known, perhaps because of her young age, and she is still a little naΓ―ve. If it also moved the mortal heart in the human world, wouldn't that be a slap in the face for Heavenly Court?
Nezha had the heart to remind the second brother a sentence or two, but when he thought that the second brother's wisdom and scheming exceeded him many times, he didn't say more, how could the second brother not think of what he could think of?
"Second brother, second brother. You are in charge of the Temple of the True Monarch, do you know where to have fun? "Nezha has lived for more than a thousand years, and it is really rare to still be able to maintain his youthful heart.
"If it's fun. There really is one place. Yang Jian shook his fan and said, "Xizhou occupies the two demon kings of Lion Camel Ridge, one is the green lion of Manjushri Bodhisattva, and the other is the white elephant of Puxian Bodhisattva."
Yuding Zhenren suddenly said: "But the Interception Sect Immortal and the Spirit Tooth Immortal? β
"Yes." Yang Jian nodded, "And Master Sanzang and his entourage have just passed Pansi Ridge, and they will arrive at Lion Camel Ridge in a few days. Brother Nezha, do you want to join in this fun? β
"No, no!" Nezha waved his hand again and again: "That green lion is a man-eating monster, and he will be tempered by the Buddha Flame of Master Sanzang, if I go, it will be easy to be implicated." β