Chapter 20 Wang Ma is scared to pee (ask for collection)
Coming to the bottom of the hillside, Zhang Xiaofan stopped, turned around and glanced behind him.
Seeing him so mysterious, Wang Ma couldn't help but smile and said, "Captain! What's so mysterious? Can't you just say it in front of everyone? ”
"Can't! Wang Ma, I know that you are calmer, less impulsive, and good at thinking, so I decided to tell you! ”
Zhang Xiaofan replied with a serious face.
He was serious, which made the smile on Wang Ma's face disappear.
"Oh! Then the captain said! What's going on? ”
Should I tell Wang Ma about my experience this night?
If he said it, would he believe it?
After all, these things are too mysterious and weird!
No matter, let's be honest! In order to survive on this nameless planet, you must have absolute trust in your teammates, otherwise it will be difficult to survive, only the power of unity is unstoppable!
Zhang Xiaofan hesitated for a while, and finally decided to tell the other party everything that happened.
After he exhaled a long breath, he said lightly: "Wang Ma, do you believe that there are aliens?" ”
"Faith! The vast universe is full of wonders! ”
Wang Ma replied very affirmatively and decisively.
Wang Ma is a well-known academician of biology, not to mention well-read, even if he has some understanding of the wonderful universe.
On Earth, he had heard of and even witnessed some magical things.
For example, he has witnessed the "Starry Sky Flying Saucer" and "Mysterious Meteorite" incidents.
Writing has appeared on both flying saucers and meteorites, which is very puzzling and curious.
Wang Ma is no exception.
"Wang Ma, I'll tell you the truth! I saw aliens last night! And also discover a spaceship made by aliens! And also...... And also...... And I saw a terrible parasitic fluid! ”
"Parasitic fluid? Captain, you're talking about a liquid made of parasites? ”
At the mention of parasitic fluid, Wang Ma was very excited for a while.
"Captain, I used to secretly study this thing on Earth, but this thing was too scary and dangerous, I didn't spend too much time, and it ended up in the end!"
"Captain, can you take me to see this?"
Wang Ma asked.
"No! This thing is too dangerous, this nameless planet is because it has caused the extinction of humanity on the entire planet! ”
"So powerful? Not really, right? Parasites are scary, but they're not so scary, are they? Captain, are you fooling me, or even laughing at me! ”
Zhang Xiaofan smiled disdainfully: "Really? What I saw was not an ordinary parasitic fluid, but a super! By the way, didn't you say that there are parasites in wolf meat, this is the effect of parasitic fluid! And...... And we are already parasitized by parasites, you should know this! ”
Hearing this, Wang Ma's face suddenly sank.
"Captain, I know, I know it! We all ate meat, and it's normal to have parasites in our bodies! ”
"Normal? Not normal at all! Have you studied the water here? ”
"Studied! It was the water brought back by Li Hu, and there were a lot of parasites in the water! But we didn't drink it! ”
"That's good! Remember, everything here is contaminated with parasitic fluids, and we must not touch it! Otherwise, you will surely die! Also, last night the parasite in my body evolved and merged with me, but luckily I ran into an alien and helped me kill the parasite in my body, otherwise, I wouldn't be me anymore! ”
The more Wang Ma listened, the more wrong he became, he looked at Zhang Xiaofan carefully, and even he could see every little movement of the other party clearly.
At the same time, Wang Ma's footsteps subconsciously moved slowly behind him.
He was afraid! He panicked!
He was afraid of the captain in front of him!
"Captain, what you said is true?"
Zhang Xiaofan nodded lightly.
"Captain, then the parasites in our bodies will also evolve in the future, what do you think we should do next? Are we just waiting for the parasite to devour us? ”
Zhang Xiaofan lowered his head and pondered for a while, then slowly raised his head and looked at Wang Ma.
Wang Ma couldn't help but shudder when he saw Zhang Xiaofan looking at him.
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help but smile: "Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid that I will devour you with my parasite instincts? ”
When Zhang Xiaofan said this, Wang Ma was even more frightened, he shook his head in disobedience, and then kept nodding.
Wang Ma is so nervous, so nervous, so scared, so scared! It's just that I don't scare the pee!
Seeing that the other party was very nervous, Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly stepped forward and patted Wang Ma on the shoulder.
But as soon as his hand slapped on the other party's shoulder, he saw Wang Ma sit on the ground slumped, and urine flowed out of his trouser legs.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaofan laughed.
Ha ha......
"Wang Ma, I thought Li Hu was timid, but it turns out that you are not very bold! Haha......"
"By the way, Wang Ma, didn't I tell you, the parasites in my body have been destroyed, why are you still so afraid of me? It shouldn't be, it shouldn't! ”
After speaking, Zhang Xiaofan shook his head and went up the mountain.
After Zhang Xiaofan left, Wang Ma still felt scared for a while.
It's terrible to compare people who fuse with parasites, it's terrible.
Wang Ma slowly got up from the ground and walked up the hillside in despair and staggering.
Yang Yu and the others, who had been waiting quietly by the spaceship, couldn't help but smile at him when they saw Zhang Xiaofan coming back.
"Come on, everybody! Let's have a meeting! Plan what Wang Ma will do next! ”
Zhang Xiaofan's words fell, and Yang Yu and Li Hu hurriedly trotted over.
It was noon, and the sun was at its highest, but it was not hot, but rather warm.
The bonfire that burned before has become a pile of black charcoal.
Zhang Xiaofan, Yang Yu and Li Hu sat cross-legged next to the black charcoal, but none of them spoke.
Zhang Xiaofan turned his back to the direction of the downhill.
Li Hu and Zhang Xiaofan sat opposite each other, and Yang Yu was next to Zhang Xiaofan.
Wang Ma behind him walked slowly.
Li Hu was the first to see Wang Ma's lost look.
"Captain, what's wrong with Wang Ma?"
Li Hu said worriedly.
"It's okay! It's just scared! ”
"Scared?"
Li Hu thought for a while and continued: "Captain, what is he afraid of? ”
"Parasites! Parasites in our bodies! ”
Hearing this, Yang Yu also turned his head and glanced at Wang Ma.
"Captain, Wang Ma is an academician of biology! Did he say that parasites in our bodies are normal, and he wouldn't be afraid to be like this, right? ”
Seeing that Yang Yu and Yang Yu looked puzzled, Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly said, "Okay, okay!" Let's start the meeting! ”
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaofan looked at Wang Ma who was walking behind him: "Wang Ma, you hurry up, it's time for a meeting!" ”
Although Zhang Xiaofan's voice was loud, Wang Ma didn't seem to hear it, and he still slowly measured his steps and walked slowly.
"Wang Ma, are you hurrying up? Are you like that? I'm not afraid of Li Hu, you're afraid of a bird! ”
"Yes, Wang Ma, Li Hu is right! I'm not afraid of Yang Yu, are you afraid of a ball? ”
Hearing the harsh words of the two, Wang Ma immediately widened his eyes.
Aren't you afraid? If you know the truth, see if you are afraid!
Hum!
How dare you laugh at me? You will be happy in the future!
Wang Ma didn't speak, but his eyes had already told Yang Yu and the others that things were not so simple.