Chapter 1 Brake Prints and White Moonlight
From the first day we opened our eyes to the world, we saw only two kinds of people, men and women
They belong to two different camps, and in order to conquer each other, they are naturally attracted to each other, but they are naturally opposed
Until one day, the legend says that there is something called love, so they start looking for it, to hug
Later, I found out that love is like a crystal flower sent by God, it is beautiful, it is gorgeous, it is beautiful, it is beautiful, but it can only live in a greenhouse without dust
You can only take care of it, love it, because it shatters when you touch it, especially when you encounter something called reality
..............
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
With a hurried knock on the door, he stared unkempt at the door pushed open by You Dacheng, who had big dark circles
You Dacheng, a non-famous consultant of a wedding company in Yantai, is responsible for sorting out the wedding process, determining the wedding theme, adjusting the quotation, as well as the selection of the newlyweds' dresses, the supervision of photography and videography, and the arrangement of the on-site host, and even the rehearsal of the newlyweds' programs
In short, in addition to accounting and cleaning, there is no one in the company who does not do it, and when you ask him why he wears multiple hats, his answer is "raising a family" or "eating with a living"
If you ask him again why don't you go out and do it yourself, his answer is "I can't that heart"
In fact, the real answer is only known to him
In such a society, I chose a surreal, but romantic profession because of the stubbornness in my heart, I have to be an affectionate person in this materialistic society, but I believe in love, but I don't think that the lucky person will be myself, so I chose this profession that can help others pick the fruits of love
"Knock knock, you're going to die! If you have a doorbell, won't you ring it?" You Dacheng, who seemed to be in a very bad mental state, was disturbed at the moment, and his dream was very irritable
"Then you can hear me when I ring the doorbell!"
The young man with big black-framed eyes, a small round face, and a hot head of tin foil is obviously very familiar with You Dacheng, so who is he
The person who came is You Dacheng from childhood to adulthood, the same kindergarten, primary school, high school, all the way to university, after graduation, renting a house in the same community, and now even working in the same company of his classmate friend Zhang Xiaochao, and You Dacheng is diametrically opposed is that he is a member of the on-site construction family, responsible for the construction of the wedding scene, because of the rigor of the work, so people are relatively old-fashioned and more serious, often stay up all night for a detail, people have not yet reached thirty and there is a trend of "bright top".
I tried all kinds of hair growth methods, ginger hair growth, black sesame paste, and even shaved bald people, and finally heard that people said that the tin foil perm seemed to have a lot of hair, so I permed my head of instant noodles
"Let me ask you, the wedding is about to start, have you prepared the speech for the newlyweds, I heard that the groom is doing earthwork, and he will not serve you well and be careful to beat you into a pile!" Zhang Xiaochao said
"Ah, don't worry, take it, I stayed up all night last night, and I wrote down all of his, his wife's, his father, his mother-in-law, and his mother-in-law's ice cream!" You Dacheng handed out an A4 paper from the door
"Okay, well, it's done when it's written, then I'll rest assured when it's written, then I'll send it over as soon as possible" Seeing a dozen speeches, Zhang Xiaochao's heart instantly fell into his stomach, and his face opened with a smile, and his big mouth was almost on the root of his ears
"What's inside, will you go to the wedding scene at noon?" asked Zhang Xiaochao
"I won't go, the groom stabbed the dragon and painted the tiger's body brake prints, big gold chains and small watches, talking about dancing and dancing, at a glance it is the door to fish, you look at the bride, slim, knowledgeable, that small figure, that small waist is called a Yingying hand, that is called a graceful ......" Speaking of the bride You Dacheng instantly came to the spirit, just now the decline was swept away, and his hands were still waving in the air
"Stop, stop, stop, no matter how good it is, it's someone else's, you just say that if you don't go, it's done" Zhang Xiaochao obviously couldn't stand You Dacheng's commotion, and hurriedly stopped
"Don't go, don't go, resolutely don't go, you know I never attend this kind of wedding that is not united by love, get out, I'm going to sleep, it's annoying!" Talking about You Dachengbang's life, the door was closed
"How do you know that people must not be because of love, maybe, maybe, hey, I don't think so"
Zhang Xiaochao, who was almost hit by the nose, said stupidly, then turned around and hurriedly took a photo of the manuscript and sent it to the groom, and then rushed to the wedding scene non-stop
As Zhang Xiaochao had just left, the door of You Dacheng's house was pushed open again
"Huh? Walk really fast," You Dacheng poked his head out
Then a phone call came and said, "You wait for me, I'll go with you"
"Don't you go to this kind of wedding?"
"I'm afraid that the groom's idea is too hard, and you can't handle it if there is a situation on the spot."
"Then hurry up, I'll wait for you in the car"
"Got it, ten minutes, hang up!"
Ten minutes later, dressed in an azure suit, with meticulously combed hair, You Dacheng appeared on time in the company's camera car
"Damn, big brother, you are so fast, how can you do magic" Zhang Xiaochao looked confused
"Alright, alright, let's go! Do you think I'm going to do things like you?"
"I'll tell you, if you call me Bald Lao Liang again, I'll be in a hurry with you!"
"Okay, okay, don't call, let's drive quickly, it's too late for a while"
"Okay" Zhang Xiaochao, who didn't turn his mind for a while, kicked the accelerator into the mailbox and rushed to the wedding scene
.........
As the GL8's electric door slowly opened, the special BGM of Connor, the "mouth cannon" in the car, sounded, You Dacheng strode out of the car arrogantly, and Zhang Xiaochao on the main driver also strode up to follow
However, walked not five meters
"Wow, vomit~~ Brother Chao, let me tell you, vomit~ You drove this car" You Dacheng held on to the telephone pole next to him and began to retch
"How is it going, is it galloping, let you experience the pleasure of an autumn famous mountain bike god AE86, the floor oil is dried to the home to serve you wholeheartedly!" Zhang Xiaochao looked at You Dacheng's weak legs and feet, and secretly enjoyed it in his heart, let you call me bald old Liang!
The two entered the wedding hall that was about to begin, and as soon as they entered the door, they met a big man with a height of 1.9 meters and a weight of more than 200 pounds
"Hey, Dacheng, why are you here, I thought you couldn't come"
The person who came was the boss of the company, the former You Dacheng was mainly engaged in the media industry, and was favored by this boss in a chance cooperation, just tired of the same work in the previous industry, and eager to find a job in the industry related to love You Dacheng hit it off with him
Of course, he also knows You Dacheng's rules, and he doesn't want to come to this kind of wedding scene where one thief has money and one thief has beauty, so he feels surprised by You Dacheng's arrival today
"Ah, ah, you're here, can I not come" You Dacheng looked sloppy
"You don't come, you dog temper who doesn't know up and down the company" The boss obviously didn't eat this set
"Aren't I worried about it, I'm afraid that there will be some emergencies, after all, ,,," said You Dacheng as he gestured to the over-the-shoulder dragon in the groom's tattoo on his chest
"I'm also not at ease, this kind of social big brother, I don't know how many emotional debts there are, we know that it's not that I haven't met my ex-girlfriend smashing the field, be careful, okay, go get busy" The boss obviously has a similar experience, and he is not very assured
.........
When the wedding is in progress
As the door slowly opened, the lights turned on, the music sounded, the bride wore a white wedding dress and held her father, and the two children behind walked to the stage with a long trail
Although the groom said that he was wearing a brake print, he was also tall in a dress
Holding the speech written by You Dacheng all night in both hands
"If love is just a feeling, then when it is tested, then this feeling will quickly disappear, because we can easily get this feeling in different people, so the most common way to say that empathy is that I have no feelings for you"
"But true love is not just a feeling, it is more of a responsibility, a kind of mutual sacrifice and each other's achievements, I suddenly remembered a story I read when I was a child, very old-fashioned, everyone here may have heard it, but every time I think of it I feel very warm"
"There was a boy who had a gold watch, he fell in love with a girl, it was about Christmas, the boy decided to sell the gold watch and buy a beautiful hairpin for the girl, but when he was excited to find the girl and give her this hairpin, he found that the girl had cut off her long hair, because she wanted to sell her hair for money and buy a strap for the boy"
"True love must not be an instantaneous touch, but must be a kind of eternal commitment, mutual sacrifice, mutual achievement, mutual respect, mutual affection, and go to the rest of your life together"
"Today, I'm sure I've found the woman I want to dedicate my life to her, Tingting, thank you for giving me a chance to be good to you"
After the groom finished speaking, he looked at the bride affectionately, and gave the bride an affectionate hug in the intersecting eyes
And You Dacheng, who was wandering blindly on the side, walked to the camera Brother Pang
"Okay, brother, this word, you, you, you wrote"
"How do you know, Brother Pang," You Dacheng asked
"You have goosebumps when you sound like you, it's your style when you hear it," Pang replied
"Hahahaha, Brother Pang, your camera is such a big cannon barrel, I'm afraid you can directly shoot the M78 nebula photo Ultraman"
"Get out, get out, get out, don't influence, ah, it'll affect my brother's work"
This old Comrade Pang is a little stammering, and he is very serious about his work, and every time he looks at his nervous expression, You Dacheng comes over to tease him, which can be regarded as soothing his emotions and not being so tense
"Brother finished this work, resigned, and quit!" Lao Pang came out coldly and said this, which startled You Dacheng
"Huh? Brother Pang, why, Brother Pang, what are you going to do if you don't do it" You Dacheng poked his head and asked stunned, this Lao Pang has also been working in the company for many years, when he first entered the company, You Dacheng showed great interest in photography, and Lao Pang took the trouble to teach him when he was free
"Go back to your hometown!"
"What are you doing when you go back to your hometown, Brother Pang, isn't it a waste of your mana when you go back to your hometown?"
"Engage in breeding and make a lot of money!"
"Huh? Cultivation? What are you raising, Brother Pang? "Nowadays, cross-industry is so ruthless, is it so rolled?
"Raise the wild, Ultraman!"
Looking at You Dacheng, who had not come back to his senses after a sand sculpture for a while, Lao Pang smiled like a fat man of more than 200 catties, and couldn't help but laugh out of a pig's cry, like a "cane" in a mental hospital that has not yet recovered
You Dacheng, who realized that he had been tricked, took out the cigarette case that leaked half of Lao Pang's butt pocket, and Lao Pang, who was holding the camera with both hands, couldn't resist
"Okay, Brother Pang, you can make a difference with me now, and you are good at Taoism! I confiscated the cigarettes, so you scared me when I lost my mental expense."
In fact, You Dacheng doesn't smoke, but he likes to put a box of cigarettes in his pocket when he is at work, in case of emergency, he went out in a hurry today, forgot to load it, just touched a box of Lao Pang, and waited for the banquet to end and then took a box of Huazi from the dinner table to return him
From the wedding to the end of the speech of the man's parents, it went smoothly without encountering any obstacles
The following is the speech of the woman's parents, saying that it was the parents who spoke, but it was only a few simple words from the woman's father, and the woman's mother was speechless with tears in her eyes
Seeing that the old mother-in-law was so full of sadness, the groom immediately knelt on the knees of the woman's parents
"Dad, Mom, don't worry about Tingting and me in the future, I will definitely be good to her!"
The bridegroom said firmly
"Okay, good, good, we're relieved to see you two together"
The woman's parents replied with relief
Then the bridegroom got up and faced the bride and shouted:
"Tingting! Can I spend the rest of my life with you? Will you marry me! ”
Obviously, many people in the audience were moved, and many girls even shouted "Marry him!" Marry him! ”
"I don't want to!" A thin man in black suddenly popped out of the audience, and jumped onto the stage like a big black mouse
The bride and groom were stunned, and the guests were also stunned, and You Dacheng secretly said that something was going to happen
Although You Dacheng is a master who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, his attitude towards the wedding is still very serious, and he hopes that every couple can have a happy wedding process and become a good memory for a lifetime
The young man in black rushed to the stage and directly grabbed the host's microphone, glanced at the bride, and then turned to face the groom and said:
"You said to me personally..."
As soon as these six words came out, the audience was silent, thinking that there would be a shocking melon next, but the next words of the young man in black made everyone fall through the glasses
"You said to me personally, the Internet café downstairs, charge 1,000 and get 1,000 free! A thousand! ”
"Am I hesitating? Am I hesitating? Don't say rush, rush! ”
"Am I not all for you? You tell me now that you will be with her for the rest of your life? ”
He pointed to the bride
"What about me? What am I in your heart!? ”
The guy on the stage said it with emotion, and the guy said that he wanted to pull the groom away, and the guests in the audience laughed
Only You Dacheng noticed the tears in the bride's eyes, knowing that it was the effect of the show, but it should be more than the effect of the show, You Dacheng shouted to the security guard, pulled the guy off the stage, and the guy didn't resist, and the guy was about to leave the scene after getting off the stage, but he was stopped by You Dacheng
"Dude, which table?" You Dacheng asked
"I'm here to deliver a red envelope, and when I'm done, don't send it," the guy said
"Don't, it's all here, meeting is fate, come to me and let's have a drink?"
You Dacheng tried his best to keep it, and a hand was already on the young man's shoulder, on the one hand, he didn't dare to let him out of his sight before the end of the wedding, and on the other hand, he knew that this was a sad person when he saw the young man's lonely expression after he stepped down, and he really wanted to comfort him
The "good" guy doesn't have ink, he's a happy person, or he really wants to have a drink
The two sat down at the staff table, and You Dacheng noticed that the young man was very delicate, with a very tough face, big eyes and a high nose bridge, and he was not particularly handsome, but the lines and outlines were very attractive
You Dacheng wanted to "eat a melon", and then enlightened the young man, but the young man didn't give You Dacheng a chance at all, the ten-milliliter Moutai cup on the table was not touched at all, and he directly "carried the pot to rush", one sip was fifty milliliters, a wine dispenser was filled with one hundred and fifty milliliters, and the three mouthfuls were gone, and the two of them drank like this and didn't know how much, and suddenly the young man said:
"Can I cut it out when I went on stage?"
"Don't worry, come, smoke a cigarette"
The cigarette in You Dacheng's pocket came in handy
"Thank you!"
I thought that smoking a cigarette would be able to get some words out, but the chat fell silent again
Until after the ceremony, the bride and groom come to toast
The young man unexpectedly put down the wine dispenser, picked up the wine glass, and bless a hundred years of good luck after clinking glasses with the groom, although there were only four words, but everyone was surprised to feel the sincerity of his words
After finishing speaking, he staggered around and walked out, You Dacheng also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, looking at the back of the young man, he couldn't say why he was inexplicably distressed
But within a few minutes, You Dacheng couldn't hold back anymore, and fell asleep lying on the chair, indeed drinking too much and drinking too much
In a daze, he felt someone tap him on the shoulder and said to the person next to him, "It's hard for this brother."
When You Dacheng woke up, the waiters were already about to clean up the banquet hall
The boss and Zhang Xiaochao were guarding him
"How? Sobered up? The boss asked
"Well, I'm still confused, but I don't have a headache, good wine is different," You Dacheng had an unobstructed expression
"Then hurry up and go home to make up for sleep, the groom said thank you for your hard work!"
"Xiao Chao, you send him"
"Okay!"
........
The words were divided into two ends, and You Dacheng, who woke up the next day, received a call from the company
"Brother You, the boss said that you should send a film to the two newcomers yesterday"
"Huh? The company driver is on leave? ”
"No, the boss said that the balance of the last day has not been paid back, and I am afraid that others will not be able to get it back"
"Okay, I got it"
"I'll get up and wash up and go out, you can contact the newcomer, right?"
"Well, it's all connected, the groom is not here today, let the bride pick it up, send me the phone number and address on WeChat, and I'll transfer it to you"
“ok!”
After washing up, You Dacheng took the film and rushed to the bride's house, after carefully handing over the film, he didn't leave because of the problem of the final payment, the two had nothing to say, and the scene was slightly embarrassing, so You Dacheng opened his mouth and said
"Why don't you see if the film is cut?"
"Okay, sit down, I'll pour you a glass of water" The bride was still as quiet as ever
Sitting in front of the computer and watching the review of the wedding scene, You Dacheng noticed that the bride's expression was a little wooden, as if the heroine in the film was not her at all
The silence was broken until the moment when the guy came on stage and was cut off
You Dacheng's eyes shifted from the computer screen to the bride's face, and the bride was already in tears at this moment, but she didn't make the slightest sound
"Actually, he said that to me on stage," the bride, who had wiped away most of her tears, suddenly asked
"Huh?" You Dacheng originally thought it was a story full of feelings, but he didn't expect it to be so complicated
"We are college classmates, I have been single for four years in college, I have waited for him for four years, and after graduation, he has not had the courage to say it, but there are several four years in life."
"Now my husband is very good to me, and even if he can come, it was actually invited by my husband"
The bride didn't go on, and You Dacheng probably understood
"The eldest brother may not want to leave you with regrets, and he is also a real man," You Dacheng said
"Yes, it's all in the past, and the full stop has been drawn into a circle, I hope everyone will have a better tomorrow in the future, maybe we will meet again in many years, and I can still say, hello, old friend"
......
"You should be happy, no more bothering me"
"I sometimes wonder if it's blocking the view of your life..."
???
"Teacher You?"
"Ahhhh
The bride was speechless by You Dacheng's sudden sand sculpture, and after a short silence
"My husband said that I will invite you to dinner on the weekend, and the balance will be given to you at that time"
"Okay, good, good, just give money, just give money, no, no, eat well, eat well, I love to eat, then I'll go first, go first"
You Dacheng, whose mind was still chaotic, hurriedly retired
You Dacheng, who left the bride's house and got into the car, still had a stunned expression on his face, and Zhang Xiaochao, who was driving the car, asked
"The balance is coming back?"
"Well, I'm coming back"
"Super, do you say you like it or like you important?"
"Huh? Only children do multiple-choice questions, adults, I want them! ”
You Dacheng, who was silent for a few seconds, "Yes, it's still your brain, sure enough, the bright top is not white"
"******" (a beautiful Chinese phrase, 5,000 words omitted here)
"Hey, Dacheng, in the typed speech you gave me, who is the list of English signatures for ice cream, and no one in his family has to get it, I'll shout for a long time."
"Oh, ice cream, it's a schnauzer from the bride"
"I*, I'll *******!" (5,000 words omitted again)
"Hahahahahaha~!"