Best friend, a word that has been regarded as a lifelong enemy by boyfriends since the beginning of its invention, is, in a sense, more terrible than a rival in love

A girlfriend, a close friend, is an intimate association of two or more women, in which anything can happen, except reason, science, truth and justice

Whenever you start a new relationship, she is happy for you first, but then she is like an old father who looks at his daughter's marriage, and wants to give you a knife, when your relationship is like glue, she seems to feel that she is green, even if she is remote, she has to hit you with a set of magic damage, when the two of you quarrel, fanning the flames and coaxing the seedlings, she bears the brunt of the battle - break up, I will accompany you to tear this scumbag!

Finally, you receive an invitation from her to marry your ex-boyfriend, and the whole show ends!

So, what kind of existence is a girlfriend's best friend?

Of course, this contradiction is not irreconcilable, for example, you stuff this time bomb into the arms of your single brother, after all, my brother is heart-to-heart with me, and I use my brother's brains

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You Dacheng weakly pushed open the door of his house, You Dacheng, who had been busy all day, felt very tired, and after hanging the bag and car keys, he saw curry (You Dacheng's golden retriever) wagging his tail to welcome him home

"Why didn't you stay at the door today, did you sleep too hard and didn't hear me come back?"

You Dacheng saw the curry and suddenly felt that he was not so tired from work, so he squatted down and rubbed the curry's head with both hands and asked

"It's back, uncle!"

A hello came from the house, startling You Dacheng

Stood up and craned his neck to take a look into the living room

An Qing

"You, you, how did you get in?!" You Dacheng was excited, and he was a little scared

"Walked in through the gate!" An Qing replied casually while showing off the potato chips

"Nonsense, on the eleventh floor of my house, you definitely can't climb in from the window" You Dacheng pouted

"I'm asking how you know my password"

"I gave it!" Another person popped out of the kitchen, and when he looked at it, it was Zhang Xiaochao

"Hold the grass, no, you two are sick, why don't you stay at your own house and run to my house when you are idle" You Dacheng was not good

"Don't we have no place to go, Qingqing said that if you don't come to play with you, I'll wait for you to go home when you're not at home, come, Qingqing, eat the fruit plate, just cut"

Saying this, Zhang Xiaochao handed the fruit plate in his hand to An Qing, and said while wiping his hand

"You come, you come" You Dacheng pulled Zhang Xiaochao and walked to the door

After closing the door, he asked in a whisper

"Where are you two now? Why do you go home at every turn, even if you take your family, why do you still bring my family! ”

"She's coming, I can't tell where we are, lovers are not enough? Anyway, it's not like falling in love, but it's more than the average friend, and I talk about it during the day and at night, anyway, when I talk to her, she doesn't ignore me, ask her out, and don't refuse"

Zhang Xiaochao scratched his head and thought for a moment and replied

"If she wants to come, you let her come? Can you take her to a movie, a park or something, or a bar, ride a horse, play a script or something, cultivate feelings, and be romantic?"

You Dacheng hated iron but not steel

"Big brother, I'm also a senior practitioner in the wedding industry, can't I think of it, isn't she vulgar?"

Zhang Xiaochao also has bitterness and can't say it

"Okay, okay, don't talk about this, you tell me what you usually talk about, whether there is a topic that breaks through the boundaries of friendship, and I will give you an analysis"

"How do you define breaking the boundaries of friendship?"

"It's just talking about meat, or talking about the future, the future, planning, etc., or talking about your inner world, complaining about relatives and friends together, etc."

"What you said earlier, basically nothing, but in the end there is really this one"

Zhang Xiaochao stared at You Dacheng's eyes and said word by word

"Oh?! Let's talk about it in detail, "You Dacheng suddenly became interested

"That's it, when I talked about it when I was a child, when we used to go to school, she was very interested, and I told her a lot of stories about when she used to go to school," Zhang Xiaochao said

"And then?" You Dacheng asked

"In the end, the two of us exchanged our opinions, opinions, and thoughts on these things."

"And then?"

"Then we both came to the same conclusion - you were a fool when you were in school, and you know how enjoyable it is to speak ill of others behind your back and arrange a person, do you want to try it?"

Zhang Xiaochao looked at You Dacheng very seriously and said

"Oh~~!" You Dacheng and Zhang Xiaochao looked at each other for a long time, and after a long breath, he pulled the tone and nodded

Zhang Xiaochao also nodded affirmatively

"Fool! Idiot! Idiot! Who is a fool to say! You Dacheng scolded while knocking Zhang Xiaochao's head

"Are you two sick, you two are in love, why do you talk about my school days! Who am I saying bad things about? Do I say myself! You seem to be the big fool," You Dacheng was about to explode

"Isn't there really nothing else to talk about," Zhang Xiaochao explained while pulling You Dacheng's violent chestnut

"I'm really convinced, isn't it that you two have not made any substantial progress since the last time they finished eating?"

"No, but it's almost there, she said she likes cats, so I bought a cat, and next time I can ask her to come to the house to pet the cat," Zhang Xiaochao said with a stupid smile

"You're smiling like that big with a missing brain stem, what a cat, you go and bring me to see it first"

You Dacheng also likes cats, but he has curry, the ancestor of hair, and he can't raise cats anymore, otherwise the hair on his clothes will stick like fur every day

"Hurry up, go quickly, don't ink, I'll take a look first"

As he spoke, he pushed Zhang Xiaochao to get on the elevator, and then turned around to face the door of his house and was about to open the door, when the elevator behind him clanged again

"Hey, I said, why are you so inky," You Dacheng said impatiently

"Yanyu? What are you doing here? Well? Who is this? ”

You Dacheng thought that Zhang Xiaochao went and returned, but it turned out that Yan Yu and a girl got down from another elevator, You Dacheng looked at Yan Yu and asked with an inquiring eye

"Let me introduce, this is my good friend, Ai Xiaomo, you have been absent for the past two years, and Xiao Mo has accompanied me"

Yan Yu introduced, Ai Xiaomo looked You Dacheng up and down with cold eyes like a policeman catching a thief

"Hello, hello" You Dacheng smiled and stretched out his hand

But Ai Xiaomo didn't reach out to shake hands with You Dacheng, causing You Dacheng to freeze in mid-air

"Oh, you're the guy, don't you, do you think it's good to be your girlfriend touching another girl's hand?"

Ai Xiaomo's tone was full of provocative gunpowder

You Dacheng withdrew his hand stupidly, tilted his head sideways and said to Yan Yu, "Did your friend take gunpowder?" ”

Yan Yu also felt that the scene was a little embarrassing, and said in a circle, "Oh, Xiao Mo, don't joke with Dacheng, he doesn't know how to joke, come into the house, let me tell you that Dacheng has raised a big golden retriever, called curry, it's cute, don't you like small animals the most?"

As he spoke, he pulled Ai Xiaomo to the door, and was about to open the door and take Ai Xiaomo into the house

"Wait!" You Dacheng let out a thunderous shout on the ground, which frightened Yan Yu and Ai Xiaomo

"What's wrong?" The two of them asked puzzled

What's wrong, what's wrong with An Qing inside! Your best friend Ai Xiaomo is as violent as the mechanical cow of Gran Forest, let her see it, You Dacheng's brain CPU is running rapidly at the moment

"Curry is on a business trip, I'm not at home, another day, another day Curry will come back, let's see it again," You Dacheng replied

"Dogs? Traveling? Ai Xiao asked in disbelief

At this moment, I feel that my IQ has been greatly insulted

"Xiao Mo, you don't know, when the curry is really fine, go on a business trip, take an appointment, or go to Dacheng's friend's house to coax the child," Yan Yu explained for You Dacheng

"It's okay, let's sit down first," Yan Yu replied and led Ai Xiaomo into the house

"Wait!" You Dacheng stopped again

"It's messy in the house, it's not cleaned up, don't make people laugh, it's almost time for dinner, let's go, I'll have a big meal" You Dacheng silently calculated in his heart, tonight's meal money will be returned to Xiaochao's head and let him be a demon

"What's wrong with you today? Someone is hidden in the house? Yan Yu looked at You Dacheng's nervous affection and felt funny, she knew that You Dacheng's personality and character would definitely not be able to cheat, so she said jokingly

"Don't make a fuss" Yan Yu pushed You Dacheng to open the door again, but this time before his hand touched the doorknob, the door opened by itself

An Qing rubbed her head and pushed the door open

"Why are you startled at the door, uncle?"

Looking at each other, An Qing was stunned, Yan Yu was also stunned, and You Dacheng was a sand sculpture

The only one who was awake and a little excited was Ai Xiaomo

"Look! I'll just say it, this big scumbag is not a good thing, think about how he treated you before, you are still with him, Yanyu, look at the scumbag who doesn't even let go of a little goblin of such an age! ”

Ai Xiaomo pointed at An Qing and shouted

"You old witch, who are you talking about little goblin!" An Qing is really not used to her problems

"Who is this person, like a carrot, flat and yellow, looking like an unjust case, running here to scold the street" An Qing looked at You Dacheng and asked

"Who do you call the old witch, who do you say is flat and yellow!" Ai Xiaomo looked down at himself, and then pointed at An Qing tremblingly and shouted, "Say it again!" Who is yellow! ”

No one has ever shelled himself in terms of appearance, Ai Xiaomo is a little defense-breaking at the moment, especially when the complexion he is proud of is said to be carrot-colored!

Immediately rolled up his sleeves and raised his arm, he was about to put his skin on Yan Yu and You Dacheng's face

"Am I yellow! I'm yellow! Whoever is the same as the unjust case, you tell me clearly! ”

Ai Xiaomo was mad

You Dacheng laughed secretly, and said emotionally that you should not take it seriously

"Okay!!" Yan Yu was angry, "Don't say it!" ”

The crows were silent, and An Ai and the two kept rolling their eyes at each other

"Listen to me explain Yan Yu, this matter" You Dacheng saw that the opportunity had come, and he was busy trying to explain

"Qingqing, when did you come" Yan Yu didn't seem to hear You Dacheng speak, and chatted with An Qing by himself

"I came a long time ago, I just played with the curry inside, and I heard someone shouting at the door, so I came over to see, when did you come, sister" An Qing came over and took Yanyu's hand and asked

"Sister? Do you know? Ai Xiaomo asked tentatively, suspiciously

"I just came, just got off the elevator, come, Xiao Mo, Qingqing, I'll introduce you" Yan Yu also pulled up Ai Xiaomo with his other hand, and was about to give them a good introduction, when the elevator door opened again

"Hey, it's all here, come on, Dacheng will pick it up, scratch me to death" Zhang Xiaochao came back with the cat in his arms

"Why are you standing at the door, not coming in?" Zhang Xiaochao asked suspiciously

"You're here just in time, I'll introduce you" You Dacheng took Yan Yu's words

"It's better for me to come" Yan Yu glared at You Dacheng, meaning to go back and settle accounts with you, You Dacheng scratched his head embarrassedly

"Let me introduce, You Dacheng, my boyfriend, Zhang Xiaochao, Dacheng's good friend, An Qing, Xiaochao...?" Yan Yu's inquiring eyes at Zhang Xiaochao

Meaning: Where have we got?

Zhang Xiaochao glanced at An Qing, and An Qing understood

"Good friend," An Qing took the initiative to say

Zhang Xiaochao was slightly disappointed

"Well, An Qing, Xiaochao's good friend, Ai Xiaomo, my good friend, now everyone knows each other, just forget about the misunderstanding just now, okay" Yan Yu glanced at everyone

"Okay, well, listen to you, listen to you," You Dacheng clapped his hands and said flatteringly

"Whatever happens to you, it's all your fault, you just opened the door generously, and it's not that you don't know each other, which makes everyone very nervous, and it's all your fault" Yan Yu blamed You Dacheng angrily, but his eyes were still relatively gentle

"Blame me, blame me, I'm not afraid that you will think too much" You Dacheng came over and hugged Yan Yu

Yan Yu wanted to push You Dacheng away, and he obeyed without pushing it, but he still said "dead open" in his mouth

Only Zhang Xiaochao, who didn't know the truth, was in the fog cover of the clouds and mountains next to him, after watching An Qing watching You Dacheng, watching You Dacheng looking at Yan Yu, and when Yan Yu saw Ai Xiaomo, Zhang Xiaochao was stunned

Ai Xiaomo's lowered head was almost buried in his chest, his neck was ninety degrees, and his face was faintly blushing as if he had a high fever

"Inside, Xiao Mo? It's called Xiao Mo, right, what's wrong with you? Zhang Xiaochao asked with concern

"I'm fine, thank you," Ai Xiaomo's voice suddenly became not much louder than a mosquito, in stark contrast to the loud voice just now

"It's all right, isn't it? Don't stand still, let's go inside."

After Zhang Xiaochao and Zhang Luo entered the house, they were busy serving tea and pouring water with You Dacheng, and the three girls sat down on the sofa

Seeing that An Ai and the two were still drinking water and looking at their mobile phones, and did not speak, Yan Yu wanted to adjust the embarrassing atmosphere

"How far have you and Xiaochao progressed, Qingqing?"

"We're both, buddy, I'll treat him like a brother."

"Maybe not?" Yan Yu asked tentatively

"No, I don't think there is anything anyway"

"Does he know then?"

"How do I know this, sister," An Qing sat over and leaned on Yan Yu

"Let's try it everywhere, maybe it will feel like it" Yan Yu still hopes that the two of them can be together

"Harm, let's talk about it," An Qing said perfunctorily

"If you don't like people, you should tell them clearly! Aren't you delaying others," Ai Xiaomo suddenly jumped out and said with some emotion

"Isn't I also unsure, besides, it hurts to say it directly" An Qing knew that he was at a loss, so he didn't choke on Ai Xiaomo

"Then dragging him like this doesn't hurt?" Ai Xiaomo pressed forward step by step

"Okay, I know, I'll tell him, okay!"

"Sister Yanyu, I have to leave beforehand, you guys play" An Qing got up and left after speaking

At this time, Zhang Xiaochao and You Dacheng didn't know what to do in the house, and when they were finished, they just came out and saw An Qing leaving

"Hey, Qingqing, why are you going?" Zhang Xiaochao asked

"You have to take care of it!" After saying that, push the door and leave

"What's the matter? Dacheng, I'll go first, I'm sorry Ha Yanyu, Xiao Mo, I'll go first" Zhang Xiaochao's second horse chased out as soon as he pedaled wrongly

What happened to all of them after they all ate gunpowder, You Dacheng really didn't understand what these women were thinking about all day long

It's still good for Yan Yu, at least don't be a demon, thinking of this You Dacheng beckoning Yan Yu into the house, I want to ask about the situation

"I don't know what's wrong just now, as soon as Qingqing talks about Xiao Chao, Xiao Mo scolds her, and she is annoyed in two sentences, I have never seen Xiao Mo so intimidating"

"Huh? Didn't you just finish scolding me at the door just now?"

You Dacheng looks pitiful, like a little daughter-in-law who has been wronged

"Okay, there's a reason for scolding you, do you know what day it is, why did I bring Xiao Mo to you?"

Yan Yu hugged You Dacheng

"I don't know, do you know that our country now advocates monogamy, and with you as a wife, send me another wife? But I don't like Xiao Mo's one," You Dacheng spread his hands

"What more could you want? I'll find you an Eight-Nation Alliance, okay," Yan Yu whispered by tugging at You Dacheng's ear

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts!" You Dacheng hurriedly begged for mercy

"Today is the anniversary of our relationship! I knew you had forgotten," Yan Yu said angrily

"Uh,,, I really forgot, it's a bit long" You Dacheng tried his best to defend it, but was interrupted by Yan Yu

"Pull it, you didn't remember it back then, and I don't know that you don't remember the day, (some people don't distinguish between left and right, some people can't recognize the east, west, north and south, and You Dacheng is the kind of calendar idiot who can't understand his birthday every year) So I don't blame you, as long as the two of you are good, it doesn't matter if you pass these days, I know that it is enough for you to love me"

Yan Yu hugged You Dacheng's big head and said very seriously

"Yes, it doesn't matter how you live, isn't there a saying, life should have a sense of ritual"

You Dacheng was moved, hugged Yan Yu's head, leaned against his ear and said

"Still hello, hey, hey, hey"

Yan Yu made You Dacheng itch in his ears, and hurriedly begged for mercy

"Okay, don't be numb, I was just going to tell you, in fact, in the past few years since we broke up, Xiao Mo has spent every year with me today, I cried very badly every year, and the next day I had two goldfish eyes, so she was so hostile to you, I couldn't help but scold you when we met, and I brought her here today because I didn't have time to tell her that we were back together, she was afraid that I would cry again to come to see me, so I brought her over by the way, so that she knew that I was very happy now and would not cry again"

"Ahh Let me see! You Dacheng looked back and forth with Yanyu's head

"Fool! I didn't cry today," Yan Yu made You Dacheng, who had a short circuit in his brain, laugh angrily

"I found that Xiao Mo seemed to be interesting to Xiao Chao, from the blush she had just met, to Qingqing's reaction when she said she didn't feel for Xiao Chao but didn't tell him about Xiao Mo, I felt like she fell in love at first sight," Yan Yu said

"Xiao Mo? To Xiaochao? Just kidding! Xiao Mo is so good-looking, there must be a lot of people chasing her, Xiao Chao has been boiling like a fire cloud evil god in the past two years."

You Dacheng knew what was going on, and he also let go of his prejudices about Ai Xiaomo, but he felt that it was incredible to fall in love with Zhang Xiaochao at first sight

"You believe me, the girl's intuition is absolutely accurate," Yan Yu swore to

"But Xiaochao likes An Qing, it's not that you don't know"

"An Qing just told me privately that she has no feelings for Xiaochao"

"What about this? What to do now"

You Dacheng's mind has been activated at this time, although he understands Ai Xiaomo's behavior when he first sees him, but she understands better that after she and Yan Yu got back together, she felt as if she was cuckolded after losing her best friend as a single woman, so this time bomb, if it can be strangled in the cradle as soon as possible, or as soon as possible, it is necessary to eliminate all unstable factors in the relationship with Yan Yu, after all, the two knives of her best friend's boyfriend often happen in this cruel society

"It's simple, as long as you can pierce Xiao Mo's layer of window paper, let her admit that she likes Xiao Chao, and the rest, women chase men, compartment yarn"

Yan Yu clapped his hands, as if saying something insignificant

"And the rest?" You Dacheng asked

"Leave it to me!" Yan Yu replied

"Hahahaha," the two laughed together

However, Ai Xiaomo, who was in the living room, and Zhang Xiaochao, who chased An Qing out, didn't realize that they had been arranged

You Dacheng drew a cross on his chest with both hands, recited a Buddha Buddha, and silently recited in his heart, Xiaochao, don't blame me, for the happiness and stability of my buddy in the second half of his life, which evil animal did you accept~!