Love and bread, people often compare them to the relationship between fish and bear's paws, as if we choose one and give up the other, but in real life, it is often after you have bread, love is like three days and three nights of disaster victims who have not entered

So, you now know how to choose

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"Xiaochao, what's wrong?" Zhao Dezhu asked You Dacheng

"The devil is stunned, it's been a day and a night, I don't eat or sleep, I just lie on the sofa like this, I get up from time to time and sing a couple of sentences, and I am so panicked when I sing" You Dacheng replied

Looking at Zhang Xiaochao's nervous appearance, You Dacheng called Zhao Dezhu, who had originally made an appointment for dinner, to the house to see if there was any way to persuade the child

"No, why is that?" Zhao Dezhu then asked

"Isn't this the unilateral announcement of An Qing's breakup, and his hopes are dashed, the key is that he seems to think that An Qing is willing to associate with him because of me" You Dacheng held his head and whispered to Zhao Dezhu

"Because of you? Really" Zhao Dezhu was also stunned

"It can't be true! Didn't he misunderstand," You Dacheng replied

As soon as You Dacheng's words fell, the living room sounded a tragic singing voice again

"The night is silent, who thinks about it"

"Refuse to turn back, all love is gone!"

Zhao Dezhu touched the sparse stubble, nodded and said:

"Okay, I understand the basic situation, leave it to me"

As he spoke, he walked towards Zhang Xiaochao

"Smoking? Xiao Chao," Zhao Dezhu asked

Zhang Xiaochao didn't react

"Why don't you have a drink with Brother Zhao?"

Zhang Xiaochao still didn't react

"Introduce you to another girl?"

Zhang Xiaochao still looked loveless, but his eyes flickered slightly

"Brother Zhao, forget it, he seems to be completely unsuccessful," You Dacheng looked at Zhang Xiaochao's angry and haggard appearance as if he had only one breath left

"Completely unsuccessful?" Zhao Dezhu was a little confused

"The two of them are half-bodyed," You Dacheng replied

"Get out of here, you traitor," Zhang Xiaochao suddenly said in a very weak voice

"How did I become a traitor?!" You Dacheng retorted

"You don't have to say a word, you see what Xiaochao is like" Zhao Dezhu hurriedly grabbed You Dacheng, who was about to break with Zhang Xiaochao

"Xiaochao, Brother Zhao is fair, first of all, before this matter is clarified, you can't preconceive that An Qing likes Dacheng, even if you take a step back and say, An Qing really likes Dacheng, but Dacheng didn't do anything out of the ordinary, so even if the assumption is true, Dacheng has no responsibility"

"Besides, isn't it just a woman, as for it?"

Zhao Dezhu hated iron and said that it could not be made of steel

"As for! Brother Zhao, I'm out of love, I'm so sad! I can't get out! Zhang Xiaochao pouted and cried with a sad face, feeling that tears were about to flow out in the next second

"What if you can't get out? Then you will die, the other party didn't walk in at all, you can't get out of this with you, you're insane! Remember, don't say that the two of you haven't started a formal relationship yet, even if you are officially in love, the ex who broke up should be like dead! It's okay to break up politely and feel uncomfortable, and when it's uncomfortable, you should go out and go out to wave, some people have found their next home the next day, and you can't get out of this, you are mentally ill! ”

You Dacheng couldn't help it when he saw him like that

"Dacheng! Didn't I tell you to say a few words! Look at him like this now, don't irritate him," Zhao Dezhu dragged You Dacheng away and said sternly

"I can't get used to seeing him like he doesn't have any chance!" You Dacheng gritted his teeth and said

"You're promising! You have a chance, you break up with Yanyu, you will cry like a 150 or 60 pound cane-making child! I'll tell you! If only I didn't have a partner! You don't want to have it either! I'll also stir up yellow for you."

Lu Xun said! I'm not good, don't think about it! Sick of it! It's really human! ”

Zhang Xiaochao was about to go crazy in the living room, screaming and screaming

"Don't talk about it! Listen to me! Zhao Dezhu roared

"So far, I can only have a showdown with you, Xiaochao," Zhao Dezhu looked at Zhang Xiaochao and said word by word

"The real estate I voted for is going to shoot a promotional video, the female protagonist is finished, the male protagonist is still undecided, I am mainly here today to ask if you two are interested, the female is back from the women's group, there is a kiss - play!"

"Dacheng!" Zhang Xiaochao seemed to have a little strength when he spoke

"Help me up"

You Dacheng came over and helped Zhang Xiaochao sit up, and said while helping

"You're all so virtuous, forget it, don't die on the set, let's go, I'll go, you can recuperate at home"

"What words! What is this called! How do you have the face to say such a thing! Besides, who said I was hurt! I'm a brave horse now, and I can fight tigers! cough, cough, cough," Zhang Xiaochao bragged violently, and accidentally choked on a cough

"Brother, look at the photo and show it to me!" Zhang Xiaochao licked his big face and leaned over, not at all sick in his last years

The two people who watched not only sighed that women are really not only intestinal poisons, but also a spiritual banner that leads us to the light

"Are you ready?"

After arriving on the set, You Dacheng asked Zhang Xiaochao

"I'm still a little nervous, Dacheng," Zhang Xiaochao replied

"What are you nervous about, let's spend money, don't be afraid, be generous! There I am! Zhao Dezhu cheered Zhang Xiaochao up

"Good! Then I'm on! Zhang Xiaochao listened to Zhao Dezhu's sentence that we spent money, and his confidence instantly doubled

Walking forward majestically, I saw that I had walked into the scene, and suddenly I came back like a deflated ball

"No, two big brothers, I blur the camera! I'm afraid," Zhang Xiaochao jumped to his feet in a hurry

"Look at your worthless look!" You Dacheng counted him

"It's really not good, don't forget it, my brother-in-law heard that this thing is coming two days ago, your sister-in-law is afraid that he will delay his studies, so he didn't let him, or I'll ask her again" Zhao Dezhu saw that Zhang Xiaochao retreated, so he said

However, at this moment, a heroic woman, wearing long legs that hate the sky, and her front and back curves came over and said

"Mr. Zhao, the director asked me to come over and ask, has the actor arrived, when can filming start, are they all ready"

"Oh, I'll arrange the arrangement, don't be impatient," Zhao Dezhu said this, and he took out his mobile phone to call

"Brother Zhao, oh no, Mr. Zhao, I'm ready, I can turn on the phone at any time" Zhang Xiaochao said in the imperial voice of MC shouting in his voice

Show Zhao Dezhu and You Dacheng

"You didn't pay it back just now..."You Dacheng just finished speaking, and before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaochao snatched the conversation

"What just now, just now, I just said to grasp the point and grasp the tight, you are grinding and chirping! You say how many things are delayed! ”

"I said..."You Dacheng still wanted to open his mouth to refute

"You say what you say, don't speak! Move! How many things are delayed, do you know how many things are delayed! Come, sister, the ground is uneven, your heels are high, my brother is holding you, what's your name, sister......"

Zhang Xiaochao calmly walked into the set with the girl under the surprised eyes of You Dacheng and Zhao Dezhu

"Talent"

After walking a long way, the two came back to their senses and sighed at each other

"First shot, first shot, ready!" The venue manager shouted that the actors were in place and ready to start filming

Zhang Xiaochao, who has no filming experience at all, is like a pig brother, and when he looks at the actress, he knows that he is stupid

Although I briefly pinched a few times before going out, the big dark circles under my eyes that I hadn't slept all night and the sparse hairstyle still looked a bit like a middle-aged lewd uncle, especially the actress who looked straight at her heart with straight hair

"Director! Can I use a stand-in? "The actress can't bear it anymore, and the more she thinks about it, the more disgusting she feels

"Yes! On the stand-in! The director responded

"It's not! I'm going to be fair! Let's not use a stand-in for the kiss scene, no, let's not use a stand-in for acting, I'm not for anything else, I'm not good at acting with a stand-in, my emotions are strong, I interrupted the stand-in with a boast, how can I devote myself to shaping the character......"

Zhang Xiaochao was really anxious, he came all the way after seeing the actress's photo, but he didn't expect that he was better looking than the photo, and instantly felt copied, this will tell me to change the stand-in, I will let you change it today, I am your grandson!

"That makes sense, let's go back with a stand-in!"

The director is not stupid, he knows that the actor arranged by the investor must have a lot of relationship, and no matter how he does, he can't offend the father of the financier

Zhang Xiaochao, who was thinking about it in his heart, followed the voice and glanced back

"Nope! I'm willing to play with a stuntman! ”

Good guy, grandson is grandson, who makes the stand-in more beautiful than the heroine!

The speed of the light slap in the face made You Dacheng and Zhao Dezhu cover their faces and retreat to the corner, as if to say, I don't know him, I don't know him

After hours of tossing, it was finally the farewell kiss in the final scene

Zhang Xiaochao forced the heroine into a corner, pressed his hand on the heroine's shoulder, and staged the climax of the wall, and the director suddenly shouted a card

"Cards! That's it, come on, stand-in! ”

"What's wrong with this? And stand-ins? Zhang Xiaochao's brewing emotions were just about to explode, and he was suddenly removed from the stool, but he didn't react

"You don't need to change the director, this is good!" Zhang Xiaochao also wanted to help this stand-in actress keep it, and then two people came over and took Zhang Xiaochao away

Immediately afterwards, an actor who was dressed exactly like Zhang Xiaochao came

"No, find me a stand-in! No! Not really! I can! I brushed my teeth, just before I went out! Zhang Xiaochao was like the big carp jumping around in the seafood market, jumping and shouting under the support of the two of them

......

"Brother, you didn't say that you changed people during the kiss scene!" Zhang Xiaochao complained about Zhao Dezhu said

"I don't know, isn't this the first time I've cast this thing, the director just told me that the kiss scene is all borrowing, not a real kiss, you are not a professional actor and you won't borrow, so I changed people at this time" Zhao Dezhu was also very helpless

"Then what am I doing here" Zhang Xiaochao really wanted to cry without tears

"I see that there is a milk tea seller, I see that the little girl is also very hard filming, you hurry up and buy two cups of milk tea and send it over, maybe there will be a drama"

Zhao Dezhu gave Zhang Xiaochao a move

"Okay, okay, I'll go" Zhang Xiaochao's eyes lit up in an instant

"Hello, two cups of bubble tea," Zhang Xiaochao said to the clerk

"Is that you?" The female clerk said in surprise suddenly

"Huh? Do you know me? Zhang Xiaochao was also surprised, thinking it was a friend, but the female clerk wore a work cap on her head, a big apron on her body, and a mask on her mouth, her eyes were quite big, and her eyes were a little familiar, but she really didn't know her if she looked closely

"I don't know," the female clerk replied with a blank face

"Then you, alas, forget it, two cups of bubble tea, hurry up, hurry," Zhang Xiaochao said hurriedly

"Why do you buy two cups of milk tea by yourself?" The female clerk asked

"What are you asking for?" she really asked Zhang Xiaochao at a loss

"I'm sorry, our store has a rule, I have to know the use of milk tea," the female clerk explained

"What can this thing be used for, drink it, and you can buy it back to water the flowers!" Zhang Xiaochao laughed angrily at this strange regulation

"I'm sorry, you can only buy one cup, because according to our scientific calculations, if you drink two cups of milk tea at this time, you will not be able to sleep at night, and we must be responsible for your physical health," the female clerk said with a blank face

"I can't buy a drink for my friend! Can I have a drink and my friend have a drink? ”

Zhang Xiaochao felt that this female clerk had a lot of roles and was a little impatient

"Okay, you can, but we don't have bubble tea in our store," the female clerk said with a blank face

"There is no bubble tea, what calves are you talking to me!" Zhang Xiaochao was in a hurry

"Do you have any pearls in your store?" Zhang Xiaochao asked

"Yes," the clerk replied

"Do you have milk tea?" Zhang Xiaochao continued to ask

"Yes," the clerk continued

"Then add a piece of bubble tea," Zhang Xiaochao said

"I'm sorry, that's not true," the clerk said, twisting her head away

Zhang Xiaochao was left alone in the wind in the same place

"No, then what are you drinking" Zhang Xiaochao saw the female clerk take out a cup of bubble tea from under the counter and drink it by herself

"Sir, you ask this?" The female clerk pointed to the milk tea in her hand

"Yes, that's it!"

"This is Barenbur Baranem, so delicious that it turns in circles" The female clerk finally leaked a smiling face and turned around twice on the spot, comparing hearts, and then returned to a expressionless state

Zhang Xiaochao said without a big word, feeling physically and mentally exhausted

"Yes, I'll come to you, hurry up, hurry"

"What do you want, sir?" The female clerk still asked

"That's it!" Zhang Xiaochao is almost up

"Speak up!" The female clerk gave Zhang Xiaochao an affirmative look

I said you********

Zhang Xiaochao suddenly turned into a telegraph and output frantically, but looking at the female clerk's eyes like a kindergarten teacher encouraging children to memorize multiplication formulas, he was also helpless

"I want a glass of Barbara, Baranem...", Zhang Xiaochao pouted

"Sir, do you mean to say Barenbur Barranium?"

"Yes, that's it, hurry up!"

"I'm sorry, I don't have this in my store," the female clerk still said in a non-wavering tone

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"What's your name again?" Zhang Xiaochao is really angry and can't let it out

"Barenber Baranem, it's so delicious that it turns around in circles," the clerk said to Zhang Xiaochao again while turning in circles

"Then bring me a cup, Barenbur, Bara, Nimes, so delicious that it tastes like a circle of milk tea," Zhang Xiaochao recounted it word for word

"I'm sorry, no!"

"No, it's not right, why haven't I come up yet" Zhang Xiaochao laughed angrily

"You're not going around in circles!" The clerk replied

Zhang Xiaochao was almost cried by this female clerk, what kind of strange milk tea shop is this, what kind of strange waiter

"Bring me a cup, Barenbo Baranim, it's so good to drink the milk tea tea that turns in circles, you can see it, I turned around twice with two cups, don't you want to trick me anymore!"

"I'm sorry you didn't have a heart"

Zhang Xiaochao really exploded, and his face turned red

"What cup do you want?" The female clerk laughed, seeing that Zhang Xiaochao had reached a critical point, and did not continue to make things difficult for him

"Medium cup," Zhang Xiaochao said, pointing to the middle of the three cups on the table

"I'm sorry, it's the big cup, this is the medium cup"

The female clerk pointed to the cup in the middle, and then to the smallest cup

"Do you have three cups in a small and small one, I want this medium cup"

Zhang Xiaochao also pointed to the three cups, and then pointed to the middle one

"I'm sorry sir, this is a big cup, this is a medium cup, a medium cup, a large cup, an extra large cup!" The clerk patiently explained

"I don't care what you call it, I just want this medium cup" Zhang Xiaochao instantly felt that this scene was familiar

"I'm sorry sir, this is the big cup, this is the medium cup" The female clerk still pointed to the middle cup and the smallest cup

Damn, Zhang Xiaochao suddenly recalled the plot of a certain teacher

"I want to see my lawyer!" Zhang Xiaochao said

"Then do you want it, sir?" the clerk was still unwavering

"Medium cup, no, big cup! I've made you confuse me."

"Do you need to add sugar?" asked the clerk again

"One cup is not added, one cup is added normally," Zhang Xiaochao replied

"Our store is normally seven points of sugar, excuse me..."

"Shut up! Don't ask! I'll give you a look! I want two cups of milk tea because I drink one cup for my friend, two barumbers and baranems, so good that it tastes like a bubble tea that circles in circles, a large cup, a cup of no sugar and a cup of seven-point sugar, no taro puree, no poo and no pudding! Hurry up and do it! I'm in a hurry! ”

Zhang Xiaochao finished speaking in one breath, and his brain was a little hypoxic

"Yes sir," the clerk nodded at Zhang Xiaochao

Just when Zhang Xiaochao felt that he had finally succeeded after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, he heard the female clerk shouting at the back kitchen

"Two cups of milk, one cup with sugar and one cup to make it normally!"

Then Zhang Xiaochao slipped and sat on the ground

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"Sir, please get up and pay the money"

"Where's the two-dimensional man?"

"I'm sorry, our store's WeChat payment must add WeChat, and scanning the code is not accepted"

After adding WeChat and paying the money, Zhang Xiaochao didn't forget to turn around and say viciously to the clerk when he went out with milk tea

"I have something urgent today, you wait for me to be free someday, I'll meet you well!"

"Sir, you walk slowly"

At the moment when Zhang Xiaochao closed the door, the female clerk couldn't hold back anymore, and she couldn't straighten up with a smile

After bursting into laughter, he looked at Zhang Xiaochao's WeChat account on his mobile phone and said something to himself

"Come and meet me? Or I'll wait for me to meet you first, Zhang Xiaochao."

Unbeknownst to him, Zhang Xiaochao rushed to the stand-in actress like a happy little wild horse

"It's weird and hard to shoot for so long, drink a cup of milk tea, I don't know your taste, do you drink sweetened or unsweetened?"

Zhang Xiaochao handed the milk tea up and said

"I don't drink milk tea, I'm afraid of getting fat, thank you" The actress smiled politely and declined Zhang Xiaochao, and turned to look at Zhang Xiaochao's stand-in actor as she spoke, taking the last end shot of the elongated back

"It's okay, then you drink this cup without sugar, and you won't get fat if you drink it without sugar..."

Zhang Xiaochao was still selling his milk tea hard, and he didn't notice that the shooting next to him was over

"Thank you" The actress took two cups of milk tea and got up to leave

"Hey, leave a contact information! Next time we have the opportunity to film together! Zhang Xiaochao shouted behind him, but the actress in front didn't seem to hear it at all, and she didn't turn her head back

"Hey, I still have a cup," Zhang Xiaochao muttered in a voice that only he could hear

You can look up

"It's a good performance, it's hard, let's have a cup of milk tea" The woman actually handed the milk tea to Zhang Xiaochao's male stand-in, and instantly gave Zhang Xiaochao a stunned look

"Good guy, I'm a good guy directly" You Dacheng and Zhao Dezhu jumped out from behind Zhang Xiaochao at some point, and said in surprise

"This man looks similar to our Teacher Zhang, and he is not even as pleasing to the eye as Teacher Zhang, what kind of principle do you say this is, Teacher Zhao" You Dacheng incarnated a scholar and discussed with Zhao Dezhu

"I don't know, Mr. You, I also feel that my appearance is not as good as our Teacher Zhang, is there anything outstanding?" Zhao Dezhu replied

Then the two looked at the top of Zhang Xiaochao's head together

"Enough of you two! I'm kidding again! Zhang Xiaochao warned the two

The three of them spoke, and the male stand-in of the actress walked outside the crew, and there were some small movements of slight physical contact on the way

"Come on, if you don't see it, let's withdraw too," You Dacheng said

"Let's go, treat you to dinner in the evening, Brother Ha Zhao, and compensate me for the kiss scene," Zhang Xiaochao said

"No problem!"

The three of them followed the two people's butts out of the crew together

"Xiao Chao, look, that man used to drive an Audi A4, and he parked directly opposite our car" You Dacheng was a thief in his eyes, and he found it at a glance

The crew of Zhao Dezhu's Range Rover drove today, and they just walked to the Audi A4, and the lights of the Land Rover on the opposite side turned on, and they unlocked it with two sounds, which startled the two of them

It was Zhao Dezhu, who took the key remotely and pressed it

After pressing it, Zhao Dezhu leaned over to Zhang Xiaochao, and handed the car key to Zhang Xiaochao, Zhang Xiaochao instantly understood, and turned back to the two of them

"I'll go first, we have time to eat together"

Then he waved his hand and walked to the car

And the actress who was supposed to get into the car before Zhang Xiaochao walked to the car did not sit in it, but ran over when Zhang Xiaochao came over and was about to pull the car door and get into the car

"Little brother, is this your car?"

"What's wrong?"

"Can you give me a while, it's dark, I'm scared to go alone" The actress is worthy of being an actress, even if it's just a stand-in, Chu Chu's pitiful acting skills and affectionate eyes are really good

"I just saw that he wasn't going to piggyback on you," Zhang Xiaochao pointed with his chin at the man opposite

"No, people are not familiar with him, didn't they come out to send him after filming together, who wanted him to send it" The actress pouted and said

The sound of the clip gave Zhang Xiaochao goosebumps

"I don't know if it's going well or not," Zhang Xiaochao said

"By the way!" The actress didn't even ask where Zhang Xiaochao lived and where she was going, and just said that she got into the co-pilot along the way

Zhang Xiaochao really felt the value of the wise saying that he was afraid of suffering with you and afraid that you would drive a Land Rover at this moment

Then he got in the car and started the car and drove away

There are three people left in the parking lot at the moment

One is the Audi A4 driver who told him to say hello and come back immediately, still thinking about how to say hello and drive out for a ride

The other two are You Dacheng and Zhao Dezhu, who are studying where to take a taxi to eat for a while

The two of them had just studied their eyebrows and were about to call a car to leave, when Land Rover drove back to the parking lot, and the window rolled down, it was Zhang Xiaochao

"Let's go, let's drink."

The two of them got into the car and asked why you came back again

"Harm, that girl wants to go with me to eat steak, I said I don't like to eat greasy things, and said that I want to go with me to eat Japanese food, I said I'm a vegetarian, I said what I scolded her, just teased her, and then let me leave the side of the road and take a taxi by myself"

Zhang Xiaochao said very happily

"It's a pity," the two slapped their thighs after listening

"It's a pity, this kind of woman can't be expensive even if it's inflationary, and I'm not rare."

"Okay, Xiaochao, you have ambition, brother supports you!" Zhao Dezhu gave Zhang Xiaochao a thumbs up

"Thank you Brother Zhao for your support, but Brother Zhao, your car is really not good, what kind of air conditioner is this, the woman shouts hot as soon as she comes up" Zhang Xiaochao complained

"Hahahaha~! Drink and go! ”