Chapter 694: Actually Playing with Yourself; It seems like you'll have to admit it
Regarding the way the Queen Mother was handled, the Jade Emperor himself had no opinion.
As the Queen Mother thought before, the reason why the Jade Emperor wanted to make a fuss about this matter was actually more to give a signal to the outside world that they had better settle down and not hit the Queen Mother on the head.
In fact, in terms of personality, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are equal, but the Three Realms have always been dominated by yang, so it is the Jade Emperor who is in power in the heavenly court.
The Queen Mother can't see through the Jade Emperor, how can the Jade Emperor see the Queen Mother clearly?
Don't look at the fact that they waited with Dao Ancestor when they were incarnated, and they have not been separated much so far, but in fact, the relationship between them is definitely not as deep as imagined.
The relationship between them is even far inferior to the friendship between their brothers and sisters.
After all, the two of them also drove ducks to the shelves back then, one became the emperor and the other became the queen mother, and they didn't go through any rituals, but after they ascended the throne in the heavenly court, they automatically became husband and wife.
It can even be said that the way they get along with each other is more like brother and sister than husband and wife.
But the realm of the Queen Mother is obviously different, she sees the way of husband and wife quite clearly, and has always communicated with the Jade Emperor on an equal footing, and no one is absolutely considerate when someone is subordinate and gentle, but when she is angry, she will directly show her face to the Jade Emperor.
However, she can master the measurements proficiently, and she will not let the Jade Emperor think that she is too weak to gain an inch, nor will she be rude and willful and annoying.
In short, after she knew what Cunxin did in the Yang Mansion, she almost couldn't hold back her laughter. Because of her every behavior, almost all of them danced on the tip of the knife, for fear that Yang Jian would be able to tolerate her, so that the two sides would have fallen out to that point, if it weren't for Yang Jian's prestige, and no one dared to spread Yang Jian's family affairs, I am afraid that it would have become a laughing stock in the Three Realms.
It is precisely because you can take advantage of the situation that the Queen Mother would not have the idea of recruiting Yang Jian. It's a pity that this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity finally slipped away from her fingertips, and the Queen Mother can only say that the Jade Emperor is still a step ahead.
It is precisely because of the loss of the opportunity to recruit Yang Jian that the Queen Mother took the opportunity to press the heart of the struggle for power, but it needs to be clear that if the Queen Mother was not willing to let go and had to touch the Jade Emperor, it would not be completely without a chance of winning. It's just that that kind of infighting, what will only be consumed is the strength of Heavenly Court itself, and whether the two sides win in the end, it will be a situation where the gains outweigh the losses.
The Queen Mother still has a very keen insight in the overall situation.
As for the choice of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor also has to admit his feelings.
Therefore, since he returned to power, he has become more and more respectful of the Queen Mother, in addition to disposing of a Tiannu who has been repeated, and has not liquidated the forces cultivated when the Queen Mother was in power.
This time, in fact, it was the hands of those ministers who really stretched out too long, otherwise they would not have come to this point.
"It's fine." The Queen Mother's proposal was still approved by the Jade Emperor, "The Tribulation of the Eight Immortals is also the top priority of the Three Realms at the moment, in order for them to return to the throne smoothly, the corresponding calamity will naturally not be less. Let these ministers go to the lower realm, and if they can survive from the hands of the Eight Immortals, let them return to Heaven."
"Your Majesty is not afraid of the Eight Immortals, is it really in their hands?"
"Huh." The Jade Emperor laughed, "If the Eight Immortals can't even cope with these rabble, what else should the Eight Immortals be?" What Heavenly Court wants is not a wine bag and a rice bag, but a capable minister who can suppress luck and make a difference in the future catastrophe. ”
Not to mention the Jade Emperor, even the monarchs of the Nether Realm know that they should choose those capable courtiers.
It's just that compared to the Jade Emperor, many monarchs lack their own ability, and they can't accurately distinguish which courtiers are really capable, which has caused many tragedies.
But from another point of view, those courtiers who have been favored by the mediocre lord are not incapable. I just didn't use my skills in the right place.
Lower bound.
"See if that's your wine gourd?"
Lu Dongbin pointed to a stone plate on the side and asked Li Bai, who was dazed.
"Huh?" Li Bai wiped his eyes and looked in the direction that Lu Dongbin was pointing, but it seemed that because he had drunk too much, he didn't really see it, and then rubbed it a few more times, shook his head by the way, and looked at it-
"Oops!"
Li Bai exclaimed, "Why is it here?" Why did you see it before? ”
Lu Dongbin spread his hands and said, "Your wine gourd, who knows when you put it over there?" I now seriously suspect that it was you who coveted my wine, and were reluctant to give up your own wine, so you secretly hid the wine gourd yourself. ”
"How can Brother Lu spew blood like this? I, Li Bai, am not a stingy person, don't you Brother Lu know? ”
"Hehehehe." Lu Dongbin didn't take advantage of his stubble, and also said with the strength of wine, "You Li Bai is indeed bold and generous, this is indeed undoubted, but once it comes to fine wine. That's not for sure. ”
When Li Bai heard this, he immediately couldn't bear it, and said repeatedly: "You say that I am hiding my secrets, so why do you have to find out the wine gourd now?" ”
"Because I'm out of wine, of course." Lu Dongbin pointed to the wine jar in front of them, which he had treasured for many years in order to soothe the grief of the loss of Li Baijiu's gourd, and took it all out, so that Li Bai could borrow wine to eliminate his sorrows.
I just never expected it. Li Bai actually played with himself, which was unbearable.
Of course, Li Bai couldn't just let Lu Dongbin frame his innocence out of thin air, he stood up directly, walked in the direction of the stone plate slowly, and said while walking, "I actually said that I was stingy, secretly hid fine wine, and counted your wine. My wine gourd is here, and I will pay you all for the wine in it."
As he spoke, Li Bai had already reached out and grabbed the wine gourd, and was about to throw it in the direction of Lu Dongbin.
But at the moment of starting his hand, Li Bai suddenly paused, and even his body instantly froze in place.
Seeing this, Lu Dongbin, who was still looking forward to it, directly mocked, "How about what ——, said is better than singing?" Throw the wine gourd over and pay me for the wine? Still reluctant? ”
Li Bai's face turned red unusually because the moment he lifted the wine gourd, he had already found very keenly that his wine gourd was empty!
There really are thieves who steal alcohol!
But for now. In the face of Lu Dongbin's accusation, I am afraid that he will not be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
Lu Dongbin saw that Li Bai didn't move, and he was not polite, so he jumped up to grab the wine gourd in Li Bai's hand, and the two of them didn't know each other, plus the preferences of both parties were also attached, so private exchanges were also indispensable.
It's also common to do it when you don't agree with it.
But for now. It's obviously not his fault, but Li Bai doesn't know why he feels that he is at a loss, and in the face of Lu Dongbin, who is aggressive with one move, he just dodges and defends, and has no intention of fighting back.
Now Lu Dongbin is even more unforgiving. can beat Li Bai, even if he doesn't pay for his wine, this matter is over.
The ability of the two of them is between them, and if the two sides attack each other, it will naturally be a tie. Now Li Bai's blind defensive concession naturally presents a one-sided situation.
Li Bai also drank a lot of wine, and looking at the two of them, there was even a little drunk.
How much rationality can be expected from a drunk person?
Besides, Li Bai himself is also a man of temperament, and it is already an accident that Lu Dongbin can take the initiative to retreat, if you really want to say that he has no temper at all, it is absolutely impossible.
Seeing that Lu Dongbin was getting harder and harder, Li Bai, who had already lost a gourd of wine, also suddenly got on his head-
The main Li Bai's wine gourd is not the ordinary wine gourd in the mortal world, but a specially refined space magic weapon. And it is not a kind of wine stored in it, and the good wine he met when he traveled south and north is basically treasured in it.
Now the gourd is empty, and his treasure is gone, and he says that he is not distressed, which is fake.
In addition, he was wronged by Lu Dongbin at this time, and he was repeatedly angry with heavy hands
Boom!
Originally, Lu Dongbin was playing happily, he was sure that Li Bai didn't dare to fight back because of the loss, and he was wantonly performing his moves, but unexpectedly, Li Bai suddenly counterattacked, and kicked straight at his chest, that is, he was very responsive, although he didn't have time to adjust his body, but he was still able to protect his arms in front of his chest.
Phew-
Lu Dongbin's body flew out directly.
It can be seen that Li Bai's kick is indeed merciless, and his strength is extremely strong.
Yao Pond.
The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor pinching a spell in her fingertips, and asked curiously: "Your Majesty, what kind of spell is this, the concubine has never seen it before." ”
"Oh, really?" When the Jade Emperor heard this, he explained to the Queen Mother, "This is a photo spell developed by Wukong on the westbound road, which can record the current picture. But later, a photographic spell was developed, and this photographic spell was gradually no longer used. ”
"Your Majesty has done this. Where is the shadow left? ”
The Jade Emperor pushed the Haotian Mirror in front of the Queen Mother, "Here-"
The Queen Mother looked sideways, and saw that in the Haotian Mirror, there were two young people scuffling together, and their bodies were very embarrassed.
This is the Emperor of Donghua and the Tai Bai Xing?!!
According to the Queen Mother's eyesight, of course, she could see the identities of the two of them, but she really didn't expect that these two would be able to do such a thing.
At the same time, the Queen Mother sighed helplessly in her heart, Your Majesty is no better, the dignified Emperor of Heaven even wants to secretly record other people's troubles, the Queen Mother only looks at the corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth that is difficult to suppress now, and can think of the scene where the Jade Emperor took out this photo and displayed it in front of the Tai Platinum Star after the Tribulation and returned to Heaven.
Li Chunfeng looked at the two students who were playing crazy with alcohol, and he was also very helpless.
Maybe others don't know where Li Bai's wine gourd went, and why it suddenly appeared, but Li Chunfeng, who has a good cultivation, noticed that almost imperceptible breath.
It was an aura that belonged to the Supreme of the Three Realms.
Regarding the temperament of this majesty, Li Chunfeng only knows a little about it, and he is far from being familiar with His Majesty Li Chunfeng of the Tang Dynasty. But thinking of the identity and status of the other party, Li Chunfeng can only think that the other party must have a reason to make a move. It's just that his realm is too shallow, and he can't understand the Jade Emperor's intentions.
Can't it really be for Li Bai's bar?
I'm afraid no one will believe this, right?
After a vent, Li Bai and Lu Dongbin ended with a lose-lose draw, and a small hill was almost drawn by the two of them.
However, what made Li Chunfeng feel relieved was that even in this state, the two of them still maintained a certain degree of proportion, but they were using their fists and feet to divide the victory and defeat, and no one used their swords.
After all, with the strength of the two of them, even if the fairy sword is not out of the sheath, then between the gestures, it will attract the existence of the sword qi, if the fairy sword is unsheathed, it will probably cause immeasurable damage to this mountain, river and ancient forest, and it will affect the surrounding creatures.
"Strange thing."
After a fight, the two of them were sober.
The two people who were fighting to the death just now, who seemed to be in the same place, were sitting on the ground at this time, studying the wine gourd in front of them.
"The two of us have been together all these days." Li Bai directly tore off one of his half-broken sleeves, simply exposing half of his arm, and then reached out to pick up the wine gourd placed on the ground and sent it to Lu Dongbin's hand, and then said, "Do I have time to pour the wine from this wine gourd, you know best." ”
At this point, Lu Dongbin really has nothing to refute.
The last time the two of them drank together was yesterday. What I drank yesterday was the treasure in the gourd of Li Baijiu.
And last night, after Li Chunfeng informed the two of them that they could no longer drink alcohol after arriving in Liangshan, they decided to drink the last one again today, and drink it happily. But he didn't expect to encounter Li Bai's wine gourd and lose it accidentally.
After the two of them drank Lu Dongbin's wine, the wine gourd reappeared. That's why this turmoil happened.
But the problem is not big, and it is not enough to make Lu Dongbin and Li Bai turn against each other.
Otherwise, the two of them would not have sat here calmly at this time, studying together who the thief who stole the wine was.
"But if your wine is really stolen." Lu Dongbin stated a fact to Li Bai, "It seems that you can only admit it." ”
"Why?"
"Can you steal your wine gourd quietly under the noses of the two of us, do you think the other party can take our lives in the same way that no one notices?"
"Shhh (End of chapter)