Chapter 002 The beginning of the sky collapsed, and the fun people were beautiful

It rained at night.

Shen Chaochao slept soundly, kicked the quilt away, and turned over.

The thunder roared in the east of the city, and Shen Chaochao only used it as an accompaniment, and he slept until dawn.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What a bad luck, the trees have broken two ......"

On the way downstairs, Shen Chaochao vaguely heard two live-in aunts muttering, and when she saw her coming down, the aunt suddenly raised a smile.

"Miss got up and prepared your favorite bacon sandwiches, seafood porridge, and pearl orchid tea."

Shen Chaochao took a bite of seafood porridge and showed a happy expression: "This is also too delicious!" ”

Ordinary seafood porridge can be made so delicious, and the chef of the Shen family has two brushes.

Just for the sake of food, this wave is not a loss.

[Host, pay attention to your demeanor.] 】

"Auntie got together again and muttered, always feeling that something was happening." Shen Chaochao nibbled on the bacon sandwich and secretly guessed.

[There is no big plot to unfold during this time, so the host can eat with peace of mind.] 】

Shen Chaochao nodded, finished the last bit, wiped his hands and quietly went over to eavesdrop.

Just in time to hear the epilogue.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Who would have thought that Miss Su Er would go out at night with a good look, and she would be struck by lightning? ”

Auntie was embarrassed.

Shen Chaochao was stunned.

"System, what's going on?"

"Tongzi, are you still there?"

"Don't squeak, I'm so panicked!"

Shen Chaochao was weak, pitiful and helpless, and shouted in his heart: "The heroine is hanging!" Can I let myself go this time, I don't have to wait for my plot line to end! You have something to say! Don't think I don't know you're still ...... if you don't speak."

Let me slow down. 】

It's numb.

System: My mission has ended before it even starts? This shouldn't be!

"Aren't you the system? You don't know that? ”

【In the ......】

Shen Chaochao was tired.

"Artificial retardation!"

Shen Chaochao and the system were anxious, but the barrage exploded.

The beginning of the plot line collapsed, and the system dropped the chain, which is the first time in the world.

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and the number of people online in Shen Chaochao's live broadcast room soared.

"Laugh to death! The anchor said that the sky was thundered, and the fake daughter was really struck by thunder, I can laugh for a year! ”

"That's too much of a coincidence......"

"The anchor opens his mouth to be an online yin? Open mouth anchor, follow! ”

"I admit that I spoke too loudly before, this anchor looks like she is going to be cold, she dances and flies......"

"[Give you a sliding shovel] and feed [Chaochao] a lollipop!"

"I took back the candle you were given!"

"[Poop Sandwich Chocolate Wafer] Feed [Chaochao] a cup of lemon tea!"

Shen Chaochao didn't expect that there would be someone to reward.

At this time, do you have to thank a sentence or two?

She cleared her throat and was about to thank the sliding shovel and poop when she heard the system's AI sound coming out.

[The heroine is not dead. 】

"What? If you are struck by lightning, you won't die? ”

Ah......h It should be said that she is worthy of being the heroine?

This aura is truly breaking through the sky.

"So, there was a problem with the plot line, and I accidentally hacked the heroine, so I still have to be a bastard to finish my plot?" While Shen Chaochao asked questions, he didn't forget to shake the pot.

[Host, frankly, are you a crow's mouth?] 】

Shen Chaochao's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said loudly: "How can you say that, every word and word of your has deeply hurt me, you are my system, I am your host, what is the most important thing between us?" It's trust! How can you tarnish someone's innocence out of thin air? ”

[I'm sorry. 】

"Forget it, I'm tired, I'm almost at the tipping point of collapse, inexplicably crossing, inexplicably betraying the blame, and inexplicably being suspected by you, there is no love in this world anymore, I'm about to despair, you know? You don't know anything, you only think about your mission! I don't deserve you, you go, you go find another host, let me live this miserable life alone with my money, my savings, and my mansion......"

[Okay, I'm sure you're not. 】

"Then it's time to get down to business, how can I use the feeding and tipping of my sailors?" Shen Chaochao's face was straight, where could he still see the grief-stricken appearance just now.

System: Am I being tricked?

[Lollipop: Lychee-flavored lollipop, delicious and not greasy, increase beauty value +1! ] Can be taken in layers without any side effects. 】

[Lemon tea: a must-have drink in the hot summer, refreshing and quenching your thirst, a cup of lemon tea, let you get back to state! It has a detoxifying effect, and the deadly toxin is useless. 】

Shen Chaochao ate lychee-flavored lollipops and crossed his feet.

"Tongzi, you tell the truth, are you advertising?"

[No...... No. 】

"A lemon tea introduction, your twenty-three words are hard and wide, don't you think about my mood?"

The system is deeply aware of its mistakes.

Sure enough, inserting advertisements in feeding props will cause the host to be disgusted, so pay attention next time.

[I'm sorry. 】

The system quickly checked the host's mental state, and fortunately it was not too low, but why did it get excited?

"Next time, if there is a hard broad, remember to find me, we will be five or five points!" Shen Chaochao snapped at the small abacus.

The barrage is hahaha.

"I reported that someone here is engaged in PY trading with the system!"

"Can you still cut the money of the system like this? I have seen ...... for a long time."

"Is there a child of the gold lord Baba Kangkang, this host is about to short-circuit the system!"

"The system said, I'll show you an online death ......"

In the middle of hee-hee-ha, another water friend fed [Chaochao] a few lollipops.

Shen Chaochao said a few words into the translucent screen from time to time, and ate all the lollipops without paying attention.

Worried: "It shouldn't be fat, right?" ”

The system doesn't play dead now.

[This system is produced without any side effects.] 】

"Wow-"

"It really works!"

Shen Chaochao looked left and right in the mirror.

The original owner originally looked like a very bad lady, and when she stood with the heroine Su Yuening, she looked very temperamental.

Later, when something happened, others fell into the well, mostly saying that the original owner was a dusty look, cheap and vulgar.

But now, Shen Chaochao couldn't help but marvel when he looked at himself in the mirror.

"It's still the same look, but it's like a soft light filter......"

[Host, you've been watching for seven minutes.] 】

The system had to pop up a reminder.

[Your phone has already rang three times.] 】

"Ji Siqi's call, is it necessary to answer it?" Shen Chaochao hung up the phone and blocked by the way.

Within a few minutes, I received a call from the security room.

Ji Siqi actually found her house.

"Guess what, will he cry to me later, begging me not to ignore him, or will he keep a cold face and accuse me of being vexatious?"

Shen Chaochao walked and chatted with the system.

[Weeping bitterly.] 】

"Hehe, you're so naΓ―ve."

Inside the security room.

Ji Siqi waited anxiously.

In the past, Shen Chaochao was waiting for him, where was he waiting for Shen Chaochao?

"Why hasn't she come yet?"

"Mr. Ji drinks tea, and Miss will be here soon."

The security personnel all knew that Shen Chaochao liked Ji Siqi, although they despised this little white face so much, they didn't dare to show it.

Shen Chaochao outside the door shook his head.

She really couldn't understand how the original owner could like this kind of goods.

Ji Siqi, a vampire leech, in addition to a good-looking face, as a PUA technology pinnacle player, what he brought to the original owner was either belittlement, or gain and loss, by grasping the psychology of girls liking a person, he made the original owner a joke for everyone, and became an ATM for him to come and go.

The original owner also once doubted his sincerity.

Whenever this happens, Ji Siqi will use phrases such as "Don't talk about yourself, you have to force me to cut your wrists before you believe in my heart for you!" "I can die for you, why do you always doubt me?" "Don't go crazy, okay, I'm just having a normal meal with my female colleagues, and my brothers can testify for me." All kinds of reasons are deeper PUA original owner.

Shen Chaochao: The fist is hard.

"If you don't want to drink tea, don't drink it, what's the matter with me?"

Pushing open the door, Shen Chaochao went straight to the point.

The original owner gave Ji Siqi a face, but it didn't mean that Shen Chaochao would indulge him.

"Chaochao, how can you ......"

Ji Siqi endured the anger that he had been waiting for an hour, and subconsciously prepared to use his previous routine to deal with Shen Chaochao, but he shook his head for a moment.

Is the person leaning against the door still Shen Chaochao?

Glamorous and elegant, snowy skin.

Long hair reaches the waist, the ends of the hair are naturally curled, the posture is graceful, and the temperament is dusty.

Ji Siqi swallowed, his throat tight.

He knew that Shen Chaochao was beautiful and glamorous, but it was the first time that he realized that she would be so beautiful.

For a moment, he forgot what he was going to say.

"Have you seen enough?"

Ji Siqi saw that Shen Chaochao had a kind attitude, and his heart was settled.

Sure enough, how could a stupid woman who liked herself for so long suddenly change her mind?

No matter how good-looking he looks, he deserves to be taken care of if he is stupid.

"Chaochao, do you have to torture me like this?"

First of all, of course, you have to put a cauldron on Shen Chaochao's head.

According to Ji Siqi's understanding of Shen Chaochao, at this time she had begun to feel sorry for him, and reflected on her mistakes in her heart.

"I've been waiting for you for so long, I can't wait to see you immediately, it rained so hard last night, I waited for you all night......"

Why don't you die with thunder from heaven?

Shen Chaochao was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, and smiled politely: "You must be hungry since last night, right?" ”

"I ...... Uh......"

Why didn't Shen Chaochao follow the routine?

Ji Siqi subconsciously said miserably: "Without you, how can I have the heart to eat." ”

"That's good."

Ji Siqi: "??? ”

"I thought that I didn't even want to deal with you, you still came here with a shy face, what else could I give you."

Ji Siqi didn't feel right when he heard it.

Obviously it was a word of concern, and it seemed that Shen Chaochao was planning to continue to transfer money to him.

But why was he panicking?

"My ability is limited, so I can only teach you a lesson."

Shen Chaochao still maintained a polite smile and waved his hand.

"Ji Siqi broke into the house privately, beat him out for me, beat him hard!"

Security personnel are gearing up.

Ji Siqi finally panicked, and his screams were broken: "Shen Chaochao, how dare you treat me like this, you will definitely ...... back"

A punch hit his right eye, and Ji Siqi fell to the ground.

In a dilemma.

[Host, he wants to make you regret it.] 】

"Heh, I can make him regret it now."