Chapter 025: Try and Die
With a single face, Xuanxuan realized what kind of difficulty Shen Chaochao was.
Hurriedly cheered up 100,000 points, and said with a smile on his face: "It's me who is clumsy and can't speak, does it still hurt you?" I had analgesics in my bag, if you need ......"
"Xuanxuan, it's me who hurts." Shen Miao's face was beaten by Shen Chaochao.
Although a man's scar is a kind of glory, no one wants this kind of glory to be beaten out when he hammers his own sister.
The barrage flew up in distress.
"Chaochao, do you know how much psychological damage a big coercion has to Shen Meowmeow?"
"The child is not sensible, and he can't be slapped in the face!"
"My wife's beautiful face was beaten, and I feel so distressed......"
"Have you noticed that Meow Meow is standing with his girlfriend, he is more delicate and beautiful!"
"I've already found out a long time ago! Otherwise, how could a fool like him like him......"
"Please, this is Shen Miao! Who doesn't love a silly and happy stupid beauty? ”
"I admit it, I'm hungry for his body, I'm cheap!"
"Bitter Tea Flying Hey Hey Hey ......"
"Feifei!"
"I'm sorry to meet you all this way, but it's really scary that everyone's pants suddenly came out in droves and beat me up."
……
Shen Chaochao and Xuanxuan went back and forth a few times, and Xuanxuan was drenched in a cold sweat, and she no longer asked for trouble and played any clever tricks here in Shen Chaochao.
When the engagement banquet was coming to an end, Shen Chaochao smiled and said, "Do you want Xuanxuan to go back with us?" By the way, let my parents meet you. ”
Xuanxuan refused three times: "No, thank you, I have a stomachache, it's inconvenient today." ”
"That's a shame."
Shen Chaochao said regret, but there was no trace of regret on his face.
Xuanxuan saw Shen Chaochao and Shen Miao leave, and she was relieved.
Du Chong next to him jumped out, he couldn't hide the smell of wine on his body, and he squeezed his eyebrows and said, "How is it?" ”
"How's that? Try it yourself, then Shen Chaochao is completely different from what you said? Xuanxuan said angrily, "What stupid, what a deception!" That's a thousand-year-old fox who has become a spirit! Don't come to me for anything like this in the future......"
"How can you say that you are so exaggerated?"
"Huh! You have what it takes to try it yourself! Xuanxuan glanced at him, thinking in her heart that if there was another occasion for Shen Chaochao in the future, she would pretend to be sick and not go.
This kind of, whoever wants to die will go!
The other side.
Shen Chaochao and Shen Miao sat in the back seat, and his mother sat in the co-pilot, asking Shen Chaochao how he was doing today?
"It's been a lot of fun." Shen Chaochao looked at Shen Miao.
"What do you think I'm doing?"
"Do you know Du Chong?" Shen Chaochao asked.
"Acquaintance? What's wrong. ”
Shen Chaochao: "......"
What's wrong?
I'm afraid that your head is green, and you can run a horse.
"Why do you look at you like that? Isn't it normal to know Du Chong? Last time you brought that person to me, Du Chong was also there! Shen Miao was seen by Shen Chaochao, and goosebumps came out.
"I just said that I vaguely saw a person who looked like Du Chong, and it turned out to be him." Shen Chaochao supported his forehead.
"What's the problem?"
"No problem." Shen Chaochao said, "I just think that if my parents live in a book, that book should be called "The Weak President and His Domineering Wife", and if I live with you in a book, it should be called ......"
Shen Miao knew very well that he should suppress his curiosity at this time.
Shen Chaochao's mouth must not be able to spit out any good words.
As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and Shen Miao shouted in his heart to hold back.
Curiosity, but still couldn't help it, Shen Miao's mouth opened a slit slightly, "What's it called?" ”
Shen Chaochao said: "Of course it's "Me and My Foolish Brother", what else can it be?" ”
Shen Miao slapped his mouth hard.
Why are you selling this sword today!
Why why?
Shen's mother, who was sitting in the co-pilot, laughed out loud.
Since he became sensible, he usually has more fun at home.
"Phew! I'm not stupid! ”
Stimulated by the old mother's laughter, Shen Miao finally couldn't help but refute.
"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Shen Chao said.
Shen Miao's forehead was bruised, and her head hurt because of her perfunctory attitude.
"Shen Chaochao, are you sick?"
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
"Shen Chaochao, you give me a normal one! Do you know that you look like a fool right now? ”
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
Obviously, Shen Chaochao is in agreement, but the effect of these four words is even more angry than fighting with him!
"Duel! Today is either you dead or I live! ”
"That's it?" Shen Chaochao looked disdainful.
I have to say, really owed.
Shen Miao: The strings of reason suddenly broke.
The two fought and returned to Shen's house.
Shen Miao was so angry that he missed a bowl of dinner.
Shen Chaochao took the opportunity to eat an extra bowl.
Back in the room, Shen Chaochao looked at himself in the mirror.
"I'm not fat, I'm just plump."
Look left, look right.
Shen Chaochao successfully hypnotized himself and fell asleep.
When he got up the next day, Shen Chaochao picked out a small skirt that he liked very much before, and then sadly found that he couldn't wear it.
"There must be something wrong with the skirt, it's shrunk!"
[Host, let's face it. 】
Bright mornings, bright weather, but there is a system that does not know the slightest heart.
[You're fat. 】
"Thank you to the anchor for sacrificing herself for others, telling me that my beautiful sister will also be fat, and I will never be afraid of it in the future."
"The meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten anymore when they expire!"
"When I see that everyone is going to gain weight, I feel relieved that I can eat ice cream and meat ...... boldly."
"Don't talk nonsense, the ice cream is so cold, where does the calorie come from!"
"It's good to get used to it...... The life of an adult, except for being easy to get fat, easy to be bald, and easy to be poor, is not easy in other aspects! ”
Shen Chaochao is already very sloppy, but netizens who lack virtue are still adding fuel to the fire.
"They think I'm not going to crawl down the cable and hit them, do they? system, you take care of them! ”
[Silence for 10 minutes.] 】
"Tongzi, you'd better woo ......" Shen Chaochao hugged his fat self tightly.
Sadness is sadness, and food still has to be eaten.
Life is already so difficult, only food can heal sadness.
After eating a full meal, Shen Chaochao went out with his bag on his back, and finally decided on the location of the jewelry store.
As for other trivial matters, Shen Chaochao handed them over to her newly hired assistant Lan Ting.
This long-legged and thin-waisted royal sister has no other shortcomings except for spending money like water, spending money like dirt, loving bragging, and being keen to mingle in the entertainment city.
Lan Ting: "Boss, when you describe me, you can use long legs and thin waist, needless to say, the back, Qiuqiu." ”
"Lanting, I'm having a little problem in my life." Shen Chaochao sat on the steps of his storefront.
"You can talk to me about your relationship problems, I can't solve them anyway." Lan Ting lifted his gold-rimmed glasses, although he was not short-sighted, he still tried to pretend to be a cultural person who was bored and hard-working.
"Forget it."
Shen Chaochao turned his head and looked at Fang Hu, who was sullen and silent, "Fang Hu, you say, if you encounter a difficult enemy, what will you do?" ”
"Blew him up." Fang Hu held back for a long time, and his muffled voice was loud.
"Huh?"
"Boss, if someone wants to do our jewelry business, you tell me. Actually, I will use the local method to make explosives, the power is okay, and then we will take advantage of the dark night and high wind, first get rid of the surveillance camera, and then sneak into the ......"
"Wait! Let me ...... slowly," Shen Chaochao sorted out his thoughts, "Did I recruit two terrible guys?" ”
Let's look at Lan Ting first, and then look at Fang Hu.
"Brother, you're too punished! Idle has not passed, engaging in criminal works! ”