Chapter 3: Don't Fool Me
Patting off the dust on his body, Wu Yihuan sorted out his emotions and asked the man in Tsing Yi who called himself Di Buyan: "You said that your name is Di Buyan, I remember that there is also a person named Di Buyan in history, it shouldn't be you, right?" Also, you keep calling me Brother Wu, did we know each other before? ”
"Naturally, you are my thousand-year-old friend Wu Moran." Di Buyan ignored the first question and answered the second question directly.
Wu Yihuan stumbled, but actually laughed: "Who?" Wu Moran? That Wu Moran of the Han Dynasty? The young marshal of the Blazing Army of the Han Dynasty, the one who finally died with the rebellious Gongsun Chaos? ”
Di replied again without question: "Exactly." However, the statement that he and Gongsun will end up in chaos is slightly incorrect. ”
Wu Yihuan laughed: "I'm Wu Moran? Just kidding, right? Brothers! He is from the Han Dynasty! Dahan is dead! It's been dead for more than a thousand years! Now it's Huaguo! Huazhou People's Republic! ”
Di Buyan said: "He is your past life. ”
"You're sick!" Wu Yihuan suddenly felt that everything that happened tonight, from being hit by a truck to Di Buyan flashing, and then switching from the scene to the white ancient buildings rising from the ground, some of them were full of unreality!
"So, is this a reality show!?"
Without waiting for Di Bu to answer, Wu Yihuan raised his hands and laughed loudly while spinning in a circle: "Hahahaha! It's a reality show! Naked eye 3D burns a lot of money! It's a lot of money! Are the cameras all hidden behind the house? Are those houses just a board, and there's nothing behind them? ”
In order to prove his correctness, Wu Yihuan ran to the back of the house closest to him at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and found that the house was actually three-dimensional.
"Hmm......" Wu Yihuan touched his chin with stubble, "There is still thickness in this distance from the house, look farther away!" ”
Wu Yihuan, who was sure that he was in the reality show, ran to the house farther away out of breath, but the house with a normal living volume made him really puzzled: "In order to fix me, an old man, I really paid a lot of money!" That's enough to buy several bottles of Angostula for my house! but,why? ”
This Angostura, it is actually the name of a bottle of wine, and it is the treasure of Wu Yihuan's bar.
Why did Di Buyan mention Wu Moran, and Wu Yihuan's reaction would be so big? And is Wu Moran's life experience like a treasure?
This also starts with a story about his binding of the top ten famous wines.
And the hero of the story of the wine he bound to this bottle of wine that is the treasure of the town store is none other than Wu Moran!
July 12, 2022 at 20:38 AD.
"Uncle Huan, I sold the treasure of your town store!"
At that time, Wu Yihuan, who was squatting at the door of the store and silently drawing a little bit of Wuzhongnanhai, was interrupted by Li Rongrui's words.
"It's only 8 p.m. for a historic breakthrough? You've got you! Wu Yihuan flicked out the cigarette butt in the middle of the fifth Zhongnanhai in his hand in the form of a parabola, "As usual, it is a 15% rebate." ”
Li Rongrui raised two flower arms full of tattoos and made a big cross on his chest: "So."
Y, as I said before, the other wine is 15% rebate, and that bottle is 20%. ”
Wu Yihuan knew that Li Rongrui had been fighting Angodula for a long time.
Since she knew that the rebate for this bottle of wine was 20%, she would basically recommend it to the little girls who were attracted to her, consciously or unconsciously, every day.
Recommend wine worth 250,000 yuan to a little girl? Is Nizi crazy? Wu Yihuan adopted a wait-and-see attitude.
Li Rongrui has spared no effort to recommend it in the past two years, which has moved Wu Yihuan a little.
However, the bottle was always standing on the edge of the wine cabinet.
A sterling silver decanter limited to 200 pieces worldwide accompanies it like a butterfly that has become a specimen.
Until today!
Wu Yihuan patted the ash on the suit, suppressed the excitement that erupted in his heart, hugged Li Rongrui and said, "Let's go, go and see our big money owner." ”
He put the cigarette that Li Rongrui was about to light in his mouth and put it on her ear: "Don't smoke in the store, this is the rule." ”
The gold owner is actually a little girl, and she is quite good-looking.
"The human heart is not ancient." Wu Yihuan scratched his head, but immediately changed his smiling face and said, "Ouch, I didn't expect the treasure of our town store to fall into your house!" You're really knowledgeable! Do you think you're transferring money or cash? ”
The gold master's sister always stared at Li Rongrui, but she threw a black card on the table: "Swipe it, there is no password." ”
"Domineering!" Admiring in his heart, Wu Yihuan was going to applaud and celebrate, but found that the eyes of the girls present were all on Li Rongrui, so he put down his hand hanging in the air, took the black card on the table in his hand, and left the soft seat.
After leaving for a while, he appeared in front of everyone again with a smile - it was obvious that the payment was successful, and after he returned the card to the little gold owner, he suddenly suppressed his smile and said in a strange voice: "So, I can finally tell the story of my town store." ”
As soon as these words came out, Wang Hyun put down the bartending bottle in his hand with a smile, and the wine in Li Rongrui's mouth sprayed on the face of the little gold lord who was looking at her stupidly.
"Finally ...... in my lifetime!" They cheered in their hearts at the same time.
"It's 640 meters away from us...... Wu Yihuan remembers how he started at that time.