36. The Threat of Strategic Nuclear Weapons [1/2]

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It was really inexplicable that two fifth-order people were actually fighting on the top of this four-sided mountain where people were rarely visited. Yi Yun couldn't help but complain in his heart: It's boring enough to fight and hide on the top of this kind of mountain where no one is around. Why do the masters in movies, television, novels, and cartoons like to choose some inexplicable places to duel? For example, Ye Gucheng and Ximen Blowing Snow, where to choose is not good, but they choose "the night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City", which sounds very handsome and awesome, but is actually weak.

When I become a super master, I prefer to choose the place with the most people, let the reporter of the TV station set up the camera next to me, and then fight with the opponent fiercely, so that my handsome battle and heroic posture will fascinate the many beautiful girls in front of the TV...... Gee!

"That's my master. The little nun Ziyue jumped next to her, stretched out her hand and pointed at the nun with the figure of the devil and said very seriously: "My master's name is Zijing. ”

"Oh, I see. As soon as Yi Yun saw the beauty, he couldn't help but want to tease her, whether she was a nun or not, he spread the folding fan in his hand, pretended to fan it, and then arched his hand and said: "This beautiful nun sister, your name is Zijing, right? We picked up your apprentice in the sand river below the mountain, and this time we specially sent her back." Of course, we are good people who collect money, and we never pay the owner for picking up cats and puppies, and you take back your apprentice completely free. But...... You must be grateful for provoking us, right? Since you have nowhere to vent your gratitude, I will give you an unusual kiss on my face, only a kiss!"

An Qian: "......"

Li Chengyu: "......"

Zi Jing: "......"

Poison Emperor: "......"

The scene was extremely cold for a while, and no one spoke for a long time, only the sound of the wind.

"Hey, hey, hey, this bad boy is what I want. The Poison Emperor laughed gloomily: "Zi Jing, this guy actually dares to flirt with the fifth-order 'Shenni', and I am like when I was young, hahahaha, you must be very angry, right? Do you want me to help you and kill him!"

"Han Lingfeng, your opponent is me!" Zi Jing didn't have an angry expression on her face, and said very seriously: "If you turn around and shoot at him, I promise to take you down with one move." ”

It turned out that this "Poison Emperor" who looked like a Miao person was named Han Lingfeng, and Yi Yun secretly wrote down this name in his heart.

"Cut! you put me down, I'll try. Han Lingfeng waved his hand and shouted softly: "Golden Silkworm Cup!"

I saw that where he waved his hand, a huge golden silkworm suddenly appeared out of thin air in mid-air, as thick as Chengren's arm, and a pair of small wings fanned quickly, swooping towards Zi Jing on the opposite side.

"Summoning Skill...... I have that too. Zi Jing snorted softly: "Protector Ming King!"

The golden light in front of her condensed a golden figure, this figure is not big, only less than half a meter tall, the whole body is golden, it looks like a golden armor god in a mythological story, he is holding a golden stick in his hand, and flies towards the golden silkworm cup flying in mid-air.

The golden silkworm cup is golden, this Dharma Protector King is also golden, two golden shadows are rapidly rotating and fighting in mid-air, the golden silkworm bites with its mouth, and spits out poisonous gas from time to time, and the Dharma Protector Ming King hits the opponent with a stick, ignoring the poisonous gas at all.

The golden light exploded, and Yi Yun was dumbfounded...... Nima ...... Although I have known for a long time that this world is very unreliable, but the previous development of the supremacy is still within the scope of understanding, and now it has directly entered the incomprehensible realm, is it really about to become transcendent and holy?

Steady, don't be serious, I'll lose if I'm serious!

"Master, why are you fighting with this old man?" Xiao Ziyue shouted loudly.

The devil-like royal sister nun glanced at her apprentice and shouted, "I'll talk about it later, wait for me to retreat from the enemy first......"

Before she finished speaking, Han Lingfeng, the "Poison Emperor" opposite, suddenly waved his hand, put the golden silkworm cup back, shrugged his shoulders and said: "I suddenly don't want to fight with you, there is a group of people watching the show standing next to me, how can I fight this fight......?" He stood up from the action of sitting cross-legged, clapped his hands, turned around and walked down the mountain, and actually stopped looking at the nun behind him.

He didn't walk fast, but Zi Jing didn't stop him, so he let him walk down the mountain with a big thorn.

"Master, what's going on?" Xiao Ziyue jumped up.

Yi Yun, An Qian, Li Chengyu, Ling Huyu, and Ling Yun'er also looked curiously at the royal sister nun with the devil's figure, wanting to hear the gossip.

Zi Jing glanced at everyone, saluted them, and said, "Thank you for sending my apprentice back to the mountain, she said that she would not return, I am very worried, thank you." ”

Then her tone sank, and she said seriously: "This 'poison emperor' was invited by the leader of the rebel army to come out of the mountain to deal with our Da Meng country, but he is not interested in participating in the war of mortals, so he is mainly responsible for assassinating important people in our army." ”

"Oh?" Li Chengyu and An Qian's bodies shook: "If such a strongman assassinates the head of our army, then ...... How can we stop it?"

Zi Jing smiled slightly: "So a few days ago, the poor nun sent his apprentice down the mountain to Huazhai, and then went to the camp of the rebels, and left a letter next to the pillow of the other leader, telling him that if it is a mortal-level war, the poor nun doesn't care, but if the fifth-order 'poison emperor' is dispatched to assassinate the head of our army, then our Dameng country will also do the same." So...... The other party's 'Poison Emperor' directly found the mountain on all sides. ”

Fainting to death, Yi Yun wiped a handful of sweat, isn't this the threat of strategic nuclear weapons? If you hit me with nuclear weapons, then I will also hit you with nuclear weapons...... If you don't want to die together, you can take the nuclear weapons and compare them with my nuclear weapons to see whose nuclear weapons are more advanced, and then everyone will not have to fight, and just announce who wins and who loses.

Anyway, buddy, I just teased about nuclear weapons, could there be any problems? Khan!

Zi Jing's eyes swept over Yi Yun's face, and a pair of wise eyes met Yi Yun's eyes, her eyes were very bright, with the power to perceive everything, which made Yi Yun think of a word at this moment: "Eyes of True Knowledge". Then those eyes dimmed, and she returned to her ordinary eyes, and she smiled at Yi Yun: "This son, your surname is Chunliang, and you are a good person, so you just teased the poor nun, and the poor nun should have never heard it." ”

Evan: "......"

You just look at me like this, and you know that I'm pure?, buddy, my level of silver evil is definitely the best in this world. Who has watched an island country indoor action movie in this world? Who knows what it is? Who knows what it means to be femdom? Who knows what it means to be a violent chrysanthemum? Hmph, in this rapidly backward world, no matter how romantic a man is, he has only seen dozens or hundreds of women's [***], buddy, I have seen thousands of women through some kind of website.

You actually say that I am pure and good? Send me a good person card, it is unreasonable, you wait for me, wait for my buddy, I am the sixth order, I have to put you in the eighteenth appearance.

Yi Yun covered his face with the fan in his hand, hum, ignore you.

He didn't take the other party in his eyes, but An Qian and Li Chengyu regarded each other as gods, and immediately bowed down in front of the female nun with the figure of a devil, and kept shouting "gods, nuns, masters" in their mouths, with admiration on their faces. Then Li Chengyu, who liked to explain, chattered for a while, and told them clearly that they were now sending cork, and it was clear and clear, so he almost didn't show his heart to the other party.

After listening to Li Chengyu's explanation, Zi Jing pondered for a while, and suddenly said: "I see, it's a good way to send the cork to Chengdu, Chengdu is the largest oasis in Sichuan, heavily guarded, strong, and the cork can be placed there to ensure safety." I'm sure any oasis under the threat of rebels will have the same idea, and there must be a lot of cork on the way to Chengdu now. Then you guys go too, don't slow down your trip just to chat with me, a useless nun. ”

An Qian and Li Chengyu saluted her, and they were about to leave the mountain.

Zi Jing suddenly said again: "Poor Ni has a reluctant request...... Although I am very grateful to you for sending me back in vain, but I thought about it carefully, Han Lingfeng, the 'Poison Emperor', would definitely peep in the mountains on all sides for a long time and want to defeat me. Now Xiao Ziyue is very unsafe with me, can you please help me adopt this child for the time being, and when this happens, I will go down the mountain to find you. ”

"Dizzy, you nun is really unreasonable, we will help you send her back, and you want us to take her away, isn't this a cheat?"

His unceremonious tone startled An Qian, and An Qian hurriedly said: "Master, don't be angry, my husband speaks clumsy and doesn't understand etiquette, you must not be like him." After speaking, she glanced at Yi Yun again and told him not to play Zhu Yun anymore.

Li Chengyu was on the side: Yucheng is less evil, if you offend a fifth-order god and nun, you don't know how to die, hehe, the scourge of you, a woman, will turn into ashes here.

However, the qi cultivation kung fu of the "Shenni" thing is really extraordinary, she was not angry, but put her palms together, and saluted everyone: "Amitabha, this matter is indeed a poor nun, and it has caused trouble to the heroes." ”

This made Yi Yun doubt her age, this devil-like nun looks only twenty-five years old, but she is very good at cultivating qi, at least she has to be an old woman of seventy or eighty years old to have such a good temper, is she an old monster? Oh my mother, scared me to death.

An Qian looked at Yi Yun and told him not to say more, and said to Zi Jing: "Master, you are fighting against the Poison Emperor here for the sake of the Jiangshan Sheji of the Great Meng Country, the people of Limin, we will help you take care of your apprentice, it is also our duty, I will definitely help you do this well." ”

As a result, the matter was settled, Xiao Ziyue went up the mountain, and she had to go down the mountain with everyone...... What a cheat!

Of course, Yiyun is still full of coolness, and he has long wanted to raise a Lori, and now he has the consent of the other party's parents, and he can raise Lori justifiably, hahaha, his brother's ambition to tease Lori is about to come true.

"Xiao Ziyue, before going down the mountain, the master reminds you one last time. Zi Jing beckoned Xiao Lori to the front, touched her little face and said, "Precautions for going down the mountain must be remembered, men are tigers, and you must avoid ...... when you meet them."

"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood and fell to the ground, this cunning of the cheating father, can I complain about her?

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