Chapter 33: What Did My Father-in-law Teach Me?
"You're a funny little thing, you actually conjure things up like a trick."
Lin Xuan smiled and did not choose to answer the question of the Taita giant.
He's a wall-hanging, gold-fingered man!
If it weren't for the fact that the golden finger wasn't strong enough, how would I have been pinched in your hands?
System: "......"
The Titan Giant looked at Lin Xuan, anyway, the more he looked at this human being, the more satisfied he became.
"Okay, I said it, you must remember."
"First, you didn't hear what I said clearly."
Lin Xuan: ???
Big brother, you are sick sentences!
The Titan Giant looked at Lin Xuan as if he wanted to ask a question, glared at him coldly, and then spoke.
"Second, I hate people who don't speak of credibility the most, and when I meet this kind of person, I usually eat directly."
After saying that, he licked the corners of his mouth, revealing a terrifying expression.
Lin Xuan's back was instantly wet with cold sweat: "Big brother, don't worry, little brother, as a doctor and an angel in white, I will never deceive people, and I will never distrust promises." ”
The Titan nodded in satisfaction and said indifferently.
"Third, you have to remember that in that egg is my daughter, she is eighteen years old this year, and she is a titan like me, you must not try to make a certain part of your body bigger and solve the problem of size!"
Lin Xuan quickly wrote it down in the small notebook.
But he didn't know how, he thought the Titan's words sounded weird......
"Third, don't try to play with my daughter—let her remember your shape!"
After saying this, the Titan's face showed a vicious coldness.
Lin Xuan looked at the other party's expression, and hurriedly patted his chest to reassure.
"Big brother, don't worry, I will never be."
The Titan nodded, and then continued: "Fourth, if nothing else, you don't know my daughter's preferences—she likes sparkling gems—she likes to have someone to go crazy with her—she likes to have someone take her out on adventures—"
After saying that, he sneered viciously.
"She also likes to be held to bed at night when she goes to bed - you don't know all of this - you scumbag, brute - beep beep - you won't know in the future, right?"
Lin Xuan wrote in the small notebook, and hurriedly replied with sweat like rain: "Big brother, I don't know." ”
What does the Titans have to do with me?
Originally, he didn't know before, but now he does.
"Fifth, even if you knew this, and wanted to kidnap my daughter—you wouldn't know—after she broke out of her shell—Saturday was her sleeping day—it would be impossible to know—that she liked to eat and wanted tripe the most on Monday, and of course you knew it......"
Lin Xuan wrote that he suddenly found something wrong, and looked at the Titan Giant with a question mark.
But the Titans didn't stop and continued.
"I don't know, my daughter will be in a state of chaos on Tuesday, and then she will go on a killing spree - only Wednesday is her weakness."
"Of course, even if you know everything, you won't be able to know that the code I agreed with my daughter - there is a heart in the sky."
"You don't know any of that, do you?"
Lin Xuan's eyes became hollow, and his whole person seemed to have lost his soul.
How does this titan feel like he is teaching him to chase his daughter!
Not sure, I'm going to take another look.
At this time, the Titan Giant closed his eyes and said to himself: "So, since you don't know any of this, trying to kidnap my daughter is tantamount to a fool's dream." ”
"Of course, if you dare to do something wrong to my daughter now, I will eat you, do you believe it or not?"
Lin Xuan replied with a dull gaze: "Big brother, I believe ......"
Then, the Titan Giant looked at Lin Xuan, nodded again, and said with a slight smile.
"Of course you shouldn't know, I'm going to die soon, you don't have to worry about it at all."
"You didn't hear that clearly, did you?"
Lin Xuan's eyes had completely lost their expression: "Ah, yes, yes, yes......"
Now that he's a real hammer, the titan wants to teach him to chase his daughter!
Bah!
You Titans are so big, I'm so small......
Wrong wrong.
He, Lin Xuan, a righteous man and a gentleman, has no idea of driving a big car!
The Titan Giant nodded with satisfaction and put down Lin Xuan: "It's good that you didn't hear it." ”
【Ding! Titan Giant Jun Wudao's opinion of you +5! 】
After Lin Xuan was put on the ground, he looked at the small book in his hand at a loss.
So, is he hinting at himself?
No!
This is already nakedly revealed!
This feeling is like a father-in-law teaching his son-in-law how to soak his daughter in his hands!
And the small book in his hand is a Bible given by his father-in-law!
"Alright, I'm done."
"I'm in a good mood right now—given my health, I can be a starving ghost, and I won't eat you."
"But I want you to remember what I said before, and not to be the wind in your ears!"
"I hope you don't know what to do, I'm informing you, not discussing!"
The Titan Giant looked at Lin Xuan with a smile.
As his words fell, his body turned into a little fluorescent light and drifted away in the wind, leaving Lin Xuan frozen in place, at a loss.
I don't know how long it took, Lin Xuan put away the small notebook and looked at the egg with a miraculous glow with blank eyes, and was silent for a long, long time.
[An egg (it seems to have something sleeping inside.) )】
[Grade: ??? 】
[Strength: ??? 】
[Introduction: She is a princess of a certain clan, but it seems that for some reason, she fell into a deep sleep. 】
[After her shameless dad took her out of the encirclement, her dad was seriously injured, met the same shameless you, and under the operation of the two shameless eggs, signed their family's own skill: heart-to-heart marriage contract]
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning the title: The Man Who Drives Big Cars in the Future! 】
[What it does: +5 for your happiness and +10 for durability when driving a big car!] 】
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning the title: son-in-law who is in cahoots with his father-in-law! 】
[What it does: The next time you meet your father-in-law, your self-confidence will be +10!] 】
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for the title: The Bastard Who Abducted the Beautiful Girl in the Egg! 】
[Its function is: The host has a fearful value of +10 for all oviparous animals for no reason!] 】
Hearing the sound of the system, Lin Xuan wanted to vomit blood.
Three titles in a row, none of them are serious!
It's all fake!
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan looked at the egg and sighed helplessly.
In his previous life, he was a young man with hemorrhoids, and in this life he is also an angel in white who keeps his promises.
And this egg is so dangerous to put here, what if it is eaten by other strange creatures?
Lin Xuan, who was about to step forward to pick up the egg, suddenly heard a crying voice behind him.
"Lin Xuan, I finally found you!"
Lin Xuan looked back.
It turned out to be ......