98. Silly pillar takes revenge on the three masters
He Yutian sat down to rest for a while, drank tea for a while, and then was called by He Yushui to eat.
The original corn nest without chemical fertilizers and pesticides should be said to be unedible in later generations.
At this time, it is everyone's staple food, He Yutian has eaten too many modern products, and now he eats this nest, it still has a different taste.
"Ugh." He Yutian burped hard. "Cool."
"Second brother, why did you eat so much today?"
"Maybe I'm tired. It's been another busy day. ”
"Then second brother, go to bed early."
"Hmm."
When night fell, everyone fell asleep, and the courtyard was dark.
A figure came out of Silly Zhu's house and went straight to the house of the three masters.
"Poof."
The figure smiled and left.
Early the next morning, He Yutian heard the shouts of the three masters.
"Damn, who is so immoral and deflated my bicycle tire in the middle of the night."
After a while, the three masters came to the door.
"Xiaotian, are you up?"
He Yutian got up, walked out, and said, "Third master, is there anything to find me so early?" ”
"Xiaotian, do you have a bicycle pump here?"
"Yes."
"Lend me a little bit.
I don't know which one of the unscrupulous ghosts actually deflated the tires of my bike.
If I were caught, I wouldn't let him go. ”
"Three masters, you can borrow it."
"Okay, thanks."
He Yutian probably knew that this was the plot of the TV series in which the stupid pillar asked the three masters to introduce the object, but the three masters played foolish pillars, and the stupid pillars took revenge on the TV series plot of selling wheels.
However, due to the incident of He Yutian last time, Silly Zhu has already stolen the bicycle wheel once, and this time he should have learned to be smart, but he was deflated.
But it's none of his business, and He Yutian doesn't bother to take care of it. I just thought I couldn't put the bike out there.
After a while, the shouting and scolding of the three masters instantly spread throughout the entire courtyard.
"Damn, this man is too lacking in morality.
I actually punctured the tire of my bike. ”
The third master immediately thought of the stupid pillar, except for him, no one in the courtyard would have such a motive to harm others and themselves.
The third master was not a person who swallowed his anger, and immediately pushed the bicycle to the door of the stupid pillar's house.
said loudly, "Silly Zhu, you come out for me."
You're too bad, aren't you?
Didn't I just accept your things and not introduce you to someone?
As for doing so?
Punctured my bike's tires. ”
Silly Zhu is not easy to bully, so when he came out, he scolded, "Three masters, there is no evidence, you came to me to scold the street."
It's not in line with your status as the three masters, right?
It's so unfair to me, isn't it? ”
"Silly pillar, don't pretend to be here.
Who doesn't know that you have a temper that will be avenged and will be avenged immediately.
As far as I offended you yesterday, can you make me better? ”
"Third master, I admit that you offended me.
But you say I take revenge on you, and I don't admit it.
There is no one to do justice anymore.
The three masters in the courtyard slandered me here and scolded the street here.
It's time for someone to take care of it. ”
When the first master heard the sound, he ran out, saw that the stupid pillar was angry with the three masters, and said, "Silly Zhu, look at the good things you have done, and make your three masters angry enough." ”
The first master looked at the third master and said, "He is the third master, don't be angry." I'll persuade you here. Don't be angry. ”
The third master was still a little angry and said, "That is, for Lao Yi's sake." ”
The first master pulled the stupid pillar aside and said, "Pillar, the tires of the third master were punctured by you, right?" ”
Silly Zhu thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "Hmm." ”
"Pillar, you too, the three masters like to take advantage of a little advantage.
But every time he labored.
Say, what's going on this time? ”
"Uncle Yi, you really don't blame me this time.
The third master said that he would introduce me to the object, but I inquired clearly, and the third master introduced He Yutian to people.
That's it, He Yutian still doesn't agree.
The third master put this matter aside.
He took me 5 cents as a gift. ”
"Then this is not right for the three masters.
Let me talk about him, and you also apologize to the three masters.
Don't be so reckless in the future, look for me in advance. ”
"Hmm." Uncle Yi's words, Silly Zhu is still willing to listen.
"Okay, come with me and apologize to the three masters. Then pay him 2 cents, and that's it. ”
"It's okay to lose money, but the subject has to be introduced to me.
How old am I? ”
"Yes.
What the three masters did was not right.
Okay, I'll tell you about the three masters.
However, you have to apologize first. ”
"Okay."
The first master came to the side of the third master with the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar apologized and lost the money.
Uncle Yi said, "Old Yan, the matter of the stupid pillar piercing your wheel has been solved.
You should have told him about the introduction to him, right? ”
The third master knew that he was not doing it right, so he had to say, "Silly Zhu, we have been doing a home visit recently, and after school this afternoon, Teacher Ran will definitely come to the terrier's house." As for whether it will work out or not, it's up to you. ”
"Good.
Three masters, as long as Teacher Ran really comes at night, the matter of your deception to me will be written off. ”
Uncle One: "It's okay now, right?" ”
Silly Zhu: "I don't have an opinion. ”
Uncle Yi: "Okay, let's disperse." ”
"Hmm." "Hmm."
After the third master left, he looked at the elated appearance of the stupid pillar, and the boss felt uncomfortable.
I thought that even if you were stupid, you were a big boss, and you were worthy of Teacher Ran.
Ah, phew.
The third master made up his mind to destroy the stupid pillar, so he walked to He Yutian's house.
This is the third time he has come to introduce Ran Qiuye to He Yutian. This time, his purpose was purely to sabotage the stupid pillar blind date and take revenge on the stupid pillar.
"Xiao Tian."
"Three masters, have you eaten?
If you haven't eaten, let's eat some together? ”
"Eat." The third master looked at He Yutian's egg noodles and secretly swallowed his saliva.
Ordinary people may just take the opportunity to agree.
What kind of people are the three masters, they are real people, they take advantage of them without paying for their labor, and the three masters will not do it.
"Three masters, do you have something to do with me?" He Yutian saw that the three masters had returned the pump, and they were still standing here and not leaving.
"Xiaotian, I'm here to talk to you.
Teacher Ran is coming to visit the terrier's home tonight, can you get in touch.
That's really a good girl.
Marrying home is definitely a good wife and mother. ”
"Third master, why did you mention this again?"
"Xiaotian, for the sake of the sincerity of the three masters, you can go and take a look, right?"
"Third master, you, I'm embarrassed."
The third master thought to himself, if it weren't for the revenge of the stupid pillar, I wouldn't have introduced you to any more people.
said on his lips, "Xiaotian, you have to seize such a good opportunity." ”