Chapter 34 Abba Aba, pretending to be crazy and stupid and spitting on his face
"Bongxian! You're so brave that I can't die, so I've deceived your men! You can't blame me for that! Cao Cao had no anger on his face, and stepped forward to hold Lu Bu's hand, "Fengxian, who is this person?" Why are you so beautiful? It's like a fairy! ”
"He is Ziyu, Diao Chan's own brother!" Lu Bu's eyes narrowed slightly, and a smug smile appeared on his face, "Gong Cao also knows that Diao Chan is the face of the country and the city, Diao Chan's own brother, and his natural beauty is unparalleled!" Even I'm envious! ”
"Ziyu?" Cao Cao's eyes were like eagles, and he stared at him, "Fengxian, the Son of Heaven is still young, and there is no reading partner by his side, why don't you let Ziyu go to Xuchang and accompany the Son of Heaven?" ”
[Hold the grass, Cao thief, you are really not a person! Although I'm Diao's own brother, I'm not Diao, right? Do you want to be Dong Zhuo? I think that at the beginning, Diao Chan entered the palace as a concubine on the surface, but in fact, he didn't enter Dong Zhuo's frieze house? 】
[Lu Bu, Lu Bu, the lesson of the previous car and the teacher of the rear car, you can't be blinded by Cao Cao, Cao Cao asked me to go to Xuchang, and I didn't enter any palace, nor did I accompany any son of heaven! ] 】
[Cao thief, even if you have that kind of hobby, Lao Tzu doesn't have it! ] 】
Ren Yun's heart sounded in his mind, and Lu Bu's heart suddenly became nervous.
Do you want Ziyu to leave me?
Ziyu is my magic weapon, how can I give it to you?
If it weren't for Ziyu, I'm afraid I'd have reached a dead end now, how could Ziyu be what you want, and I'll give it?
Cao thief, look at your greedy face, your careful thinking has long been seen through by Zi Yu, don't be embarrassed in front of Zi Yu!
"Cao Gong laughed!" Lu Bu's eyes narrowed slightly, and his face was full of a flat smile, "Ziyu is thirteen years old, has neither a title nor meritorious service, the Son of Heaven is the lord of a country, how can Ziyu go to accompany him?" ”
"Fengxian, Wen Hou!" Cao Cao smiled all over his face, pressed his hands on Lu Bu's arms, and looked up at Lu Bu's eyes, "You are the Marquis of Wen of the Han Dynasty, and you are a loyal and good general, you also know that the Son of Heaven is still young, and he is still a piece of jade to be carved!" Only by carefully polishing and carving, can the Son of Heaven shoulder the burden of shouldering the world! ”
"Gong Cao, no matter what you say, I won't hand over Ziyu to you!" Lu Bu's face suddenly became gloomy, "If Gong Cao insists on this, then forgive me for being rude and leaving!" ”
After saying that, Lu Bu trembled, easily broke free from Cao Cao's shackles, turned around and grabbed Ren Yun, and went out!
"Woooo
Suddenly, countless soldiers with weapons in their hands blocked the two of them from leaving.
[Hold the grass, Lu Bu, Lu Bu, I didn't say I was going to come a long time ago, you want to come, and now the sheep are in the tiger's mouth, you can't escape, right? ] 】
[Lu Bu, why can't you support the wall in the mud, who is Cao Cao? In troubled times, how could he give up the fat to his mouth? You Lu Bu is the coach of Xuzhou, how can there be a coach as a messenger? Lao Tzu is going to be killed by you! 】
[Lao Tzu is still young and doesn't want to die! Lu Bu, aren't you invincible in the world? It shouldn't be difficult to get me out of the hands of so many soldiers, right? 】
[But, why didn't you bring your Fang Tian Painting Halberd here? ] Lao Tzu followed you, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes! 】
Ren Yun's heart sounded in his mind, the corners of Lu Bu's mouth were slightly upturned, his eyes were like wolves and tigers, and he glanced at the soldiers in front of him.
"Have you heard of Lu Fengxian? I'm Lu Bu, and you want to stop me? ”
"No one dares to stop Feng Xian! No one dares! Cao Cao smiled all over his face, and walked up to Lu Bu, "What are you doing?" Brother Feng Xianxian is the Marquis of Han Wen, how dare you be so rude? Don't want to retreat quickly? ”
"Cao Cao, what do you mean by that?" Lu Bu came behind Cao Cao with an imposing look, "Lu Bu's bravery, no one in the world is invincible, haven't you heard of it?" ”
"Of course the foolish brother has heard of it!" Cao Cao smiled with a smile on his face, raised his hand and retreated from everyone, "Please forgive me for this rudeness!" Wenhou, please, please go back to the tent and speak! ”
"Talk? What else is there to say? Lu Bu snorted coldly, looking at no one, "Ziyu, I can't hand it over to you!" ”
"Wen Hou, this matter is easy to discuss!" Cao Cao glanced at Ren Yun and showed a strange smile.
What kind of ability does this person have that makes Lu Bu attach so much importance to it!
Lu Bu came to discuss, why didn't he bring Chen Gong and bring him?
Could it be that he is smarter than Chen Gong? Where is Chen Gong at the moment?
Why have I never heard of such talents?
I don't know how he compares to Xi Zhicai!
"Feng Xian, Ziyu's trip to Xuchang can be discussed, don't be so anxious!"
"Anything can be discussed, but this is not the case!" Lu Bu frowned coldly, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle, "Ziyu is quite popular with the little girl, I can't give away the little girl's husband, can Gong Cao understand?" ”
"Female?" Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Congratulations to Wen Hou, congratulations to Fengxian, Ziyu looks like a talent, and there is a compelling heroic spirit between his eyebrows, if he can accommodate Ziyu, it will be a great pleasure in the world!" Ziyu, I have something to ask! ”
"Abba Abba ......" Ren Yun made a fool-like move.
This move made Lu Bu stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Ren Yun!
I saw a transparent liquid flowing from the corner of Ren Yun's mouth.
Is Ziyu pretending to be stupid? Don't say it, it's pretending to be like that!
"Balabala......"
Suddenly, Ren Yun grew his mouth, and countless spit gushed out of his mouth and landed on Cao Cao's face and clothes!
Frightened, Cao Cao hurriedly took a step back, although his face was quite angry, but he did not explode immediately, but a cold killing intent flashed in his eyes.
"This?" Cao Cao wiped the saliva from his face while staring at Ren Yun like an eagle, "Ziyu, what's wrong?" Why did it suddenly become ...... So? ”
"Cao Gong, Ziyu is not very human, what he wants to do or what he does is not something we can guess!" Lu Bu sighed deeply, and hurriedly pulled Cao Cao aside, "Don't lie to you, if it weren't for Ziyu, this time Xuzhou would have been hungry for several days of heavy rain in a row!" ”
"Oh? And such a thing? Cao Cao's angry face suddenly became flat, "I hope Feng Xian will talk about it carefully!" Ziyu is such a miracle skill, Cao also wants to know a thing or two! ”
"That's the case, I appointed Ziyu as Gongcao, it was the summer harvest, and all places wanted to be busy harvesting grain, but the first thing Ziyu did when he took office was to gather all the people and carry out a song and dance party in Xuzhou for several days in a row!" Lu Bu's eyebrows danced, "If it weren't for Ziyu's knowledge, the grain millet harvested in Xuzhou would not be able to dry at all!" ”
"Singing and dancing?" Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "This matter is unusual!" Hehe! ”
Between the words, Cao Cao, who loved talent earnestly, couldn't help but look at Ren Yun again!
But I saw transparent saliva flowing on Ren Yun's chin, and although his hands were wiping the saliva, he smeared the saliva on his face, and his expression was as if he was washing his face.