"Marry her? Jia Mu, have you thought about it, how can the land god not be able to distinguish between you and Jia Mu, in case he finds out that he has been tricked, who knows what the price will be. "As soon as my grandmother heard that I was going to marry the land god, she quickly grabbed me and persuaded me.

"What if you find out, anyway, the real land god, his Taoism has long been swallowed, and the original god doesn't know where it is, I can't watch that yellow skin make waves and endanger the people, when the time comes, I will go deep into the enemy, and then use this bracelet on my hand to subdue her." I'm a little smug.

Looking at the bracelet on his wrist, which is as transparent as mutton fat jade, he already has a certain number in his heart.

Grandma still looked at me a little worriedly, but then looked at the bracelet on my wrist and said, "That's it, since you have thought it through, then you must be careful, grandma is such a heart, if something happens to you, how can grandma live." ”

Grandma's eyes were filled with tears, because he knew that Gu Beichen was not by my side, and this time it was more than lucky.

I nodded in agreement.

Li Hongqiao and his mother saw that I was willing to give up my life to help her, so they were naturally grateful to Dade, and knelt on the ground and kowtowed to me: "Thank you to the goddess, thank you to the goddess, we will be a cow and a horse in the next life." ”

"Oh, you guys get up quickly, this matter is because of me, I should naturally bear the consequences, and where can I afford these few heads from you, isn't this tormenting me." I hurriedly helped the mother and daughter up.

After this greeting, it's time to do something serious, because I told me not to publicize the bride's replacement for me, so when Aunt Li and Hong Qiao left, they still washed their faces with tears, and told the people in the village that Hong Qiao was going to marry the land god, and a marriage ceremony would be held tonight.

There are centenarians in the village, and when they heard about this incident, they also felt that the land gods were not on the right path, and if they were offended, they couldn't afford it, so they shouted that they would sell their coffins to Li Hongqiao and add a dowry.

With a few centenarians in the village taking the lead, the rest of the men and women followed suit, those who have money will contribute some money to make this wedding as beautiful as possible, and those who don't have money will contribute, and the distance from Li Hongqiao's home to the land temple will be connected with a red carpet, and countless red lanterns on the road will be hung high, and the festivities will be abnormal.

However, such a grand wedding is not for lovers and men, and it looks really ironic.

And the reason why everyone is so positive is that they are afraid of offending the land god and being blamed, and secondly, they feel sorry for Li Hongqiao, at a young age, this life will be ruined.

The village chief presided over all matters of the wedding, and Yun Gu became the one who made the final decision, because she was also the matchmaker between Li Hongqiao and the land god.

In order to facilitate the stealing of beams and pillars, I came to Li Hongqiao's house early in the name of accompanying the bride, and as soon as I entered Li Hongqiao's boudoir, I saw Yun Gu grease and powder Li Hongqiao.

First, he smeared the whole face with white face without a little blood, and then used the big red blush to dip a full lump directly into the face, painted both sides of the face into a monkey's buttocks, and smeared the middle of the lips with the most vivid red, as for the eyebrows, they were scraped with pot ash, and then dipped in water, and the eyebrows were drawn as if they were two thick and thick iron sticks.

Seeing such makeup, I can't help but think of the corpses of those Qing Dynasty women in horror movies, but the makeup is at least a little exquisite, but look at Li Hongqiao's face, which is not only exaggerated but also rough, where is half a point of delicacy.

"Sister Jiamu, you're here." Li Hongqiao looked loveless, let Yun Gu paint on her face, skimmed me at the door in the mirror, and said with some surprise.

I nodded, and walked to Li Hongqiao's side: "I'm afraid that you will be afraid, so I specially came to accompany you." ”

"This is, your makeup is too exaggerated, a little girl who was so tender is now more ugly than a ghost." I couldn't help but complain.

And these words immediately made Yun Gu unhappy, she rolled her eyes, and replied sharply: "Marrying in the underworld, this is such a makeup, the goddess is talking like this, aren't you afraid of offending the god of the land?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately didn't respond, but at the same time, what shocked me was the way Yun Gu spoke and the tone of voice, during the three days I avoided Gu Beichen, I lived with Yun Gu almost every day.

Although Yun Gu can't be counted as well, but he also knows a little bit about it, Yun Gu is greedy for money, but she is righteous and benevolent in life, and she is also hearty and neat, and she is even more informal, and she will not speak so assertively.

Especially on the day of my wedding, Gu Beichen gave Yun Gu a lot of good things, she looked at the face of those good things, and I would never be so arrogant, I was thinking about why Yun Gu's temperament changed so much, and a smell suddenly entered my nose.

The smell is the smell of the yellow fart, although it is not so strong, but it still makes me unable to resist, I quickly covered my nose, and said with some disgust: "Where did the yellow skin come from, why is it so stinky." ”

"Huh? Have it? Li Hongqiao asked with her nose, took a deep breath, and felt a slight taste: "It seems to be a little bit." ”

And at this moment, Yun Gu on the side looked at me with a strange look, covered her nose randomly and said, "Oh, yes, why is it so stinky, I'll go out and have a look." With that, he hurried out of the house.

As soon as Yun Gu left, the smell slowly began to weaken.

I stared at the back of Yun Gu leaving, and then I realized that Yun Gu had been on the yellow skin since that day, but this yellow skin was not high, and it was not the same as the Huang Sheng who fell asleep with me that night, and now I came here to monitor our every move.

While she was out, I quickly locked the door and changed clothes with Li Hongqiao, I put on her red Xiuhe wedding dress, and she changed into my plain clothes.

Because the two of us are similar in shape, as long as we don't look at our faces, we can hardly recognize who is who, so I deliberately put a hijab on my head in advance. As long as the hijab is covered, no one but the bridegroom can lift it.

In order not to attract attention, Li Hongqiao put on a mask and slipped out leisurely, but fortunately, everyone's attention was on the wedding, and when Li Hongqiao went to my house, it was also very smooth.

I sat on the cold bench in Li Hongqiao's bedroom, and under the big red hijab, I could only see the appearance of the ground, which was boring.

During this period, Yun Gu also came into the room a few times, and when she saw that I had already covered my hijab, I was a little dissatisfied: "Oh, why did you put on your hijab so quickly, the time has not yet come." ”

I didn't reply, for fear that if I spoke, I would be exposed.

When Aunt Yun saw that I didn't speak, she didn't pay attention, she just said just cover it and forget it, and I'll help you out in a while.