Chapter 138: Must Compete? Don't shake Bilian
"Lord, the sword and gun have no eyes, but you and I are both masters, and the spear is just an extension of your and my arms!" Zhang Xiu chased after him, "Please don't shirk the lord!" Compete with me and let me fulfill Master's ambition! ”
"Zhang Xiu, I know that Uncle Shi has always wanted to compete with Master, but this is a matter for the older generation, so you don't have to take on the mantle, right?" Lu Bu smiled indifferently, "Master's Hundred Birds Chaofeng Marksmanship is invincible in the world, why do you want to compete with me?" ”
"Lord, when I entered the city today, in addition to informing the whereabouts of the master and uncle, I just wanted to test my marksmanship with you!" Zhang Xiu's expression was cold, "Please also ask the lord not to let his subordinates go for nothing!" ”
Sensing that Zhang Xiu would not give up, Lu Bu muttered in his heart.
You kid, I can't eat deflated in your hands.
If you let me use Fang Tian to draw a halberd, I will agree in minutes, and I won't talk so much, but you kid actually let me use a gun!
Compared to Fang Tian's painting halberd, the spear was simply short and weak!
Ask me to use a weapon that I don't take advantage of to test my martial arts, Zhang Xiu, your kid really got the true biography of Uncle Tong Yuan!
No wonder Master keeps nagging Uncle Shi to be a troublemaker, a vegetable and fun-loving!
It's like a stinky cockroach, and it doesn't matter how many times you defeat it!
Zhang Xiu, don't you shake Bilian?
I am good at drawing halberds in Fang Tian, but you let me use a gun!
Ziyu, why don't you express a little opinion? Even if it's a little whining!
According to you, I can't lose, and I don't dare to lose!
The embankment of a thousand miles is broken in an ant's nest!
The country I built with great difficulty, is it going to be disintegrated by Zhang Xiu, a bastard boy?
I, Lu Bu, am invincible in the world, but Zhang Xiu, this bastard, let me use a weapon that I am not good at!
"Lord, Jia Xu asks to see!" Lu Zhu walked in from the outside, clenching his fists and arching his hands.
"Huh? Wenhe? It's just at this time! Lu Bu breathed a sigh of relief, with a look of regret on his face, "General Zhang, even if I have the heart to compete, I can't compete, as a monarch, how can I only care about my own fun?" Next time! When I have time, I'll try my marksmanship with you! ”
"Huh?" The corners of Zhang Xiu's mouth twitched, "The Lord has a lot of opportunities, and next time you have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Moon?" It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, and it's ......"
"General Zhang!" Lu Bu's expression suddenly became gloomy, and his eyes stared at Zhang Xiu like an eagle, "Don't you believe what I Lu Bu said?" I asked you to train the Lance Guard, how are you doing? ”
"Huh?" Zhang Xiu's heart was tumbling, like a turbulent torrent, as if a killing god was standing in front of him, and the fierce killing intent made people creepy and shuddering, "Returning to the lord, I am currently building spears, heavy armor, combat boots, and helmets!" ”
"Hurry up!" Lu Bu's expression was cold, "General Zhang, the 50,000 army in your hands is the elite I need to compete in the world in the future!" Do you know what elite is? ”
"Know! The most powerful troops under the Lord! ”
"Do you know what the elite is going to do?" Lu Bu's eyes narrowed slightly, and his cold expression was slightly softened, "What the elite has to do is to charge into battle, scare the enemy's guts, torture and kill the enemy, and on the battlefield, like a ghost possessed by a god, and like a demon causing chaos!" ”
"No!"
"Hmm!" Lu Bu looked back at Ren Yun, Lu Lingqi and the others, "I won't tell you, the food I use every day is similar to the one on the table!" Although I am your monarch, I command 300,000 or 400,000 troops in my hands, and I sit on the two states of Xu and Yang! But the three meals a day are not as good as what you eat! ”
"No! The Lord is truly the Lord! Zhang Xiu clenched his fists and arched his hands, looking very respectful.
"I'm going to see Wenhe! General Zhang can also try the skills of the chef in the house! Lu Bu smiled indifferently and turned away.
When Lu Bu turned to leave, Ren Yun clearly saw Lu Bu breathe a sigh of relief, as if he had gotten rid of some trouble.
After Lu Bu left, Zhang Xiu looked back at Ren Yun and Lu Lingqi, but saw the two of them sitting upright as usual, without any waves, as if nothing had happened.
"General Zhang, do you want to stay for some light meals?" Diao Chan's face is like a peach blossom, and his skin is like condensed fat, "Although they are all commonplace, they are also very refreshing!" ”
"Thank you, ma'am, but the lord has ordered me to train the soldiers as soon as possible! I am busy with official business, so I will leave, please forgive me for being rude! Zhang Xiushen bowed deeply and turned away.
"Cut!" Lu Lingqi snorted coldly, "This guy really doesn't know what to do!" If my father hadn't wanted to appoint him, I'd have chopped him with a knife! ”
"You?" Ren Yun turned his head to look at Lu Lingqi, showing a playful smile, "You, let's eat a few more years and grow more meat!" ”
"Ziyu, why don't you believe me?" Lu Lingqi stood up and gestured a few times, "Ziyu, last time Liu Bei was defeated by me with one move, and he was trampled under my feet and couldn't move, have you forgotten?" ”
"Lingqi, Ziyu is right!" Diao Chan stepped forward, with a harmless smile on his face, "General Zhang is known as the king of spears in the north, his skills must be very good, you better not mess with him!" Also, how can a girl's family fight and kill at every turn? You have to learn female red, embroidery, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing, and dancing! ”
[Singing and dancing.]
ap? Sounds familiar! Two and a half years of practice? 】
[Forget it, Lu Lingqi is not the kind of lady at first glance, don't rap, dance, embroider, let her wear a needle is troublesome! ] Look at his hand, is it the hand with the embroidery needle? It's clearly a hand with a spear and a big knife! 】
[Besides, it's not without heroes and heroines among women! ] For example, one of Wu Ding's wives is named Nuhao, and her surname is good (zi) Tongzi, and Nu is not a name, but a title for relatives! The woman is the first female general in Chinese history to have a historical inquiry! 】
[Why can't Lu Lingqi become a heroine like a woman? Everyone has their own way of living, so why force others to live the way they want? 】
"Ah, this ......" the corners of Lu Lingqi's mouth twitched, "Can you get a person's heart by learning these things?" ”
"Oops!" Diao Chan saw at a glance that the person Lu Lingqi was referring to was Ren Yun, and showed a bright smile, "Although it is not necessarily, it can also increase the possibility!" Lingqi, I believe in you, you can definitely do it! ”
"Uh-huh!" Lu Lingqi was deeply encouraged, and turned her head to look at Ren Yun, but saw Ren Yun bowing his head to eat, as if he hadn't listened to the two of them talking at all.
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The words are divided into two ends!
Lu Bu went to meet Jia Xu, the shape of Jia Xu's body had not changed, and from a distance, he looked no different from a beggar!
When you get closer, you can even smell the smell of sweat, fox odor, and some strange smells emanating from Jia Xu's body.
"Wenhe, what's wrong with you? Why do you feel like you've just fled? Lu Bu stepped forward and couldn't help but reach out and cover his nose, "The smell is still very strong, Wenhe, you are a scholar, how many days have you not changed your clothes?" ”